The emperor is a nine-tailed fox

The sun sets on the western mountain, and the bright moon hangs high.

Because it was spring and the weather was better in the past two days, even at night, the night was extremely clear.

The candles in the Eastern Palace were extremely brightly lit. On the edge of the window sill, the bronze-colored double candlesticks of Youlong set off the atmosphere of the main hall. The hem of the skirt respectfully stepped aside.

I thought that this Mu'er probably followed Lan Shan when she was a little older, and she seemed to have some skills, so she seemed to be a personal maid.

"Linghu thought," Lan Shan asked with Zhuang Ya's airs, "do you know that the flowers and plants are my favorite things, and it took me so much effort to bury the soil and weed them... If you say you want to destroy it, you will destroy it." It's..."

"Xiao Wang was wronged..." I wanted to tell the culprit, but I was afraid that I would provoke the relationship between the two brothers and sisters, and there was also the suspicion of making a small report.He swallowed back the words that came to his lips, changed the subject, and then shouted for grievances, "When Xiao Wang saw the flowers and plants, the garden was already a mess... I don't know who broke it, so Xiao Wang came forward with good intentions. Go pick it up."

He hastily put aside the relationship, tried his best to squeeze out some grievances on his face, and when he was about to shed tears again, Mu'er stepped forward and said angrily: "The first time I saw you, you said nothing at all. , to comment on the imperial daughter of the Tian family, I don't think you can't do it when you destroy the flowers and plants this time..."

Hey!This little girl's film!Most likely it was to settle accounts for what happened at the teahouse last time.

Seeing that the crowd is hard to beat, I also lost the interest in arguing. After all, it is the royal harem. If you want to punish me, black can be called white, and white can also be called black.However, Lan Shan is somewhat different from others in her heart. She was very caring when she was young, and calm and indifferent at a young age.It will absolutely not be changed by this harem with ulterior motives.

Thinking in this way, I withdrew my gaze from Mu'er and turned to Lan Shan again.She raised her eyes and glanced at me, and took the green tea handed over by the maid beside her. The moist white air instantly dispersed in the air without the cover of the cup.Lan Shan took a sip, wiped the water from the corner of her mouth with a handkerchief, and continued: "It seems that you can't tell which is right and which is wrong about the flowers and plants for a while... Then tell me what's going on with this sour elbow!"

It's not because you called me a small report!

I cupped my hands: "Your Highness must have known about Xiao Wang being punished by the grand master today..." I paused on purpose, seeing the white porcelain teacup trembling in Lan Shan's hand, I was satisfied and went on to say, "From now on From noon to You, I even went hungry for two meals...but I blamed Xiao Wang for being weak and inferior to ordinary boys, so he sneaked into the imperial dining room, and happened to see the soy sauce elbow steamed and soft, so I couldn't control myself hands..."

"So, you agree that you stole it?!"

Is this the point? The corner of my mouth twitched, thinking over what I just said.I think it's right, the preface pointed out the shameless behavior of the empress dowager making a small report, and the postscript deliberately revealed his identity as a prince.As a result, Leng was broken up by this little fat man.

Looking at her shrewd and composed appearance, you can definitely hear the irony in my words.Just play Tai Chi with me here!

It's not as cute as when I was a child!

I don't know if she wants to ask for an explanation for Jiang Yaozi, or if she insists on punishing me.I wanted to talk nonsense again, but I was afraid of getting involved. After all, the two of us are indeed a partner in the crime. If Lan Shan really got the temper of the future empress, I passed the cook in the kitchen to testify.The empress who is in charge of the harem is shocked, I will not be punished so simply...

Adhering to the idea of ​​making big things small and small things small, I confessed the serious crime of "stealing soy elbows" with my eyes closed.

A trace of surprise flashed across Xiao Lanshan's eyes, she probably didn't expect me to be so easy to deal with.The emotion on her face disappeared in an instant, and she glanced at Mu'er: "Mu'er, what should be the punishment for stealing things from the Lord in this palace?"

"If it is a valuable item of gold or silver, it should be severely punished, if it is a light item, it will be charged at twenty, as a warning to others!"

"En..." Lan Shan closed her eyes and lowered her hands, calling, "Add the beloved thing that destroyed this palace, and add ten sticks to the twenty sticks... Come on, Linghu wants to commit the next crime, dragging this palace down." Go to Yongde Mansion, thirty sticks!"

You are going to stick me to death!

When she gave an order, my figure was unstable, and I almost staggered and fell to the ground.Looking at her dumbfounded, she is not as cute as she was when she was a child!Fearing that my ass would be really beaten, I knelt down on the ground with no bones and wanted to say "Your Highness, spare my life" to get over my craving, but when I saw two armored soldiers rushing in, I dragged them out without saying a word.

While struggling hard, he saw Eunuch Fuchen rushing forward, kneeling down on the ground, trembling with his chubby belly, very majestic.She was so startled that half of the tea in Xiao Lanshan's hand spilled out.

"Wait a minute!"

"Fuchen, what are you doing?"

Fuchen has been taking care of Lan Shan since she was a baby, taking care of her food, clothing, housing and transportation. In Lan Shan's heart, she is no doubt like her own nanny.Seeing Fuchen kneeling in front of him, he hurriedly put down the teacup in his hand, stood up and helped him up.

Asked again the so-called what.

"Your Highness, please be enlightened. Although the little prince's character is not pure and good, he is also honest. He stole something without arguing, admit it! But from the beginning to the end, he never admitted the crime of destroying His Highness's flowers and plants. I hope His Highness think twice before acting." !"

Lan Shan held his hand and froze there, "Don't I know such a simple truth" on her face, and the corners of her mouth were tightly pursed with extreme helplessness.I immediately understood that the little fat man was clearly trying to find a legitimate reason to take revenge on me for calling her "fat".

How can this diminutive eye tolerate the world!

But Fuchen spoke for me like this, and I couldn't let him down.Breaking free from the confinement of his shoulders, he shouted: "Your Highness, Xiao Wang is really wronged, please forgive me extrajudicially, and please look into it clearly."

Lan Shan frowned impatiently.His mournful eyes lingered on Fuchen for a while, as if he had been tossed by the battle for a long time, he flicked his sleeves, and said disconsolately, "I'm exhausted, and the matter of flowers and plants will be discussed the next day, first take Linghu Xiang to get the twenty board……"

Mu'er hurried forward to help, took a group of maids, and turned to the inner hall. When his figure disappeared around the corner, he still didn't forget to add a sentence: "Until the matter is clarified, temporarily imprison Linghu Xiang in Yongde Mansion."

Why don't you add ten sticks to me!

The palace of Yongde Mansion is located outside the imperial palace. It is said that it is outside, but it looks like it from the layout.The gate is connected to the west palace wall, and it is dedicated to imprisoning those who have made mistakes in the palace, ranging from princes and princesses to court ladies and eunuchs.Because of the particularity of criminals, they have been guarded by the Imperial Forest Army since the previous dynasty.

After I figured out the bad intentions of a certain fat ball, I became disheartened.Even though Eunuch Fuchen pleaded for me, Ke Lanshan's idea of ​​"fighting to the end" with me has not changed at all.When I see the blessings and misfortunes clearly, I can't help... I also cast Fuchen a sad look.

Call me back to the little fat ball, I destroyed the flowers and plants!

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Yongde Mansion has a deep and deep gate.

Because of my status as a prince, and I am still a son of the family.Lan Shan didn't convict me either, and the yamen guards in the prison treated me politely.It's just that the accommodation conditions really make me dissatisfied.

Lie on the edge of the prison door, struggling to exhale the musty and damp air inhaled into the mouth.It's just that the [-] boards I endured two days ago didn't make me lie or sit.

He roared in his heart, if it wasn't for the fact that my old lady was stripped of her demon nature, she was appointed to become a white fox for fun.

"Hey... is there anyone here!"

"Yes, yes, my little prince..." A man who looked like a jailer trotted in with a sword at his waist, and a food box in his hand, "I'm afraid the little prince is hungry, just right, it's noon Meal time."

He squatted on the ground, opened the brown food box, and handed in the meals one by one.He has been the one who brought me meals these few days, although he looks like a mouse, but there is a hint of shrewdness in his eyes.It is really a rare talent in the deep palace.

I put my rice bowl to my lips, and sniffed it: "Do you know what His Royal Highness the Empress Dowager is doing recently?"

"This... I have a cousin who is working in Yong's study. I heard from him that these two days," he shrank his neck, paused for words, looked around, and said in a low voice, "the empress dowager hasn't entered since yesterday." Family School, early this morning, let alone the empress, even the emperor was alarmed..."

I was half surprised and half suspicious, and asked, "What is it for?"

"Say yes... say yes..." He hesitated, he was about to say something, which aroused the anger in my heart.

Hastily said anxiously: "Say what!"

"It is said that His Royal Highness the Empress Dowager told the emperor the day before yesterday that she wanted to choose you as the emperor's husband... The emperor forbade it, and the two had a dispute..."

My heart shrank violently, and I supported my sore waist, my body was exhausted, and it was dark before, so I raised my head and fell down...

This little fat ball really wants to play me to death!