The emperor is a nine-tailed fox

The world is full of chaos, with beautiful mountains and rivers, full of splendor.But in my eyes, it was weak and pale, but fortunately, this paleness stopped abruptly when I was 13 years old.

That year I met that bastard who made me restless and didn't think about food and drink.Since then, the situation in the world has changed, and the color of the universe has changed.

My name is Feng Lanshan, Her Majesty the Empress of the Fenglan Dynasty. When I was 16 years old, I was only the Empress Dowager.Her name is Linghu Xiang, the young prince of Linghu Palace. At that time, she was one year younger than me.

According to the strict requirements of the Fenglan Kingdom for the empresses of all dynasties, when they were young, they had to start selecting candidates for the future emperor's husband from among the children of the royal family. The rules set by the ancestors were to recruit servants.Twenty attendants should be about the same age as me, with strict conduct and good looks.

Qiankun Fengshui, everything should pay attention to weather, location, people and reads;.But that year "Renhe" went wrong, and the quality of the royal children showed an unprecedented downward trend. The selection criteria dropped again and again, and it took a lot of effort to be selected into the nineteenth place. Linghu thought it was at this time that he became the last for no reason. one.Because she is ignorant of everything in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, but knows everything about eating, drinking and having fun.Her arrival is nothing more than a challenge to the bottom line of the imperial husband candidate for a century.

But according to her words, being selected into the palace was the most unlucky thing in her life, but she didn't know that meeting her, I exhausted all the good luck in my life.

When she was the imperial concubine, apart from making a fuss in the palace, she was so noisy that the "useless" was applied to her to the fullest.I not only have to review mountains of memorials every day, but also deal with many big family affairs.It was only now that I realized the helplessness of "upright officials can hardly solve housework".

The boiler in the imperial dining room was blown up, the history books of the Taishiguan were burned, and the Hanlin Academy actually had rats.My royal husband is so cute!

But forever and ever, she also has time to rest.Whenever this happened, she would come to my imperial study to amuse me, throwing her hands to the sky, lamenting the stars and the moon, and lamenting Confucianism, Confucius and Mencius, and then cut to the point.

She would say, I heard that there is a new opera troupe outside the palace, Lan Shan, can I go and see it?

I said, let's go.

She left the palace as she wished, and everyone in the palace relaxed their minds.

She came again the next day, put her head on my desk, and said pitifully.Lan Shan, there are lotus lanterns outside the palace tonight, can I go and play?

I said, let's go.

The next day, she came rushing over again.Sit down next to me, like a little wife, and said, Lan Shan, there is a restaurant called Songhelou opened outside the palace, can I go and eat?

I folded my sleeves and put the Langhao pen in my hand on the pen holder, patted her face, and said, there is a brothel called Huamanting next door to Songhe Tower.

She lost her three souls and lost her seven souls.

After a while, half of his head poked out from the door again, scratching the edge of the carved door frame with one hand, biting his lip and looking at me.I continued to put on the queen's airs, my face was inappropriate, non-negotiable, and my dignity was calm, so I didn't talk to her anymore.

But I know very well that she is extremely stingy, and it is not her wish to be the emperor's husband, so it is not an exaggeration to say that I am wishful thinking.When it comes to dating or something, Eunuch Fuchen said that there should be a certain amount of advance and retreat.I pondered those words day by day, and realized them every night.Feeling that the imperial concubine still needs to be coaxed, so he issued an imperial decree to ask the master from Songhe Tower to come to the palace as the imperial cook.The minister who drafted the imperial edict boldly asked me, how to deal with Huamanting's brothel?

I stroked my forehead and told me to discuss this matter another day.

Pursuing the imperial concubine is the most disturbing thing in my career as an emperor.However, Eunuch Fuchen also said that Her Majesty's lifelong affairs are the top priority of the Snow Country, so speaking like this, it is naturally reasonable to disturb people's minds or something.

I remember the midsummer of the year when I first saw her, the sun was scorching and the sun was scorching.Because I was dissatisfied with my father's restriction of my freedom in matters of marriage, I escaped the tedious lectures given by the prince teacher that day, and stood by the edge of the lake, seeking a touch of purity. I can't help but be happy to see it peeled off from the lush green above.

After the joy, there is a sense of coolness in the limbs and bones, and a choking suffocation.The lotus leaves and lotus flowers in Lihu Lake completely lost the leisurely scenery of the past. This was the most embarrassing day for me, and I lost all appearance when I fell into the water.

Fortunately, there is no unparalleled road, when struggling in the water, someone tapped his wrist, and since then he has withdrawn from the lake.Falling on the shore of the lake, I couldn't stop coughing reads;.

Later I found out that she was the one who saved me, and she was the one who knocked me off the lake.The reason is that it is open from the lakeside and free from disturbance, so she flies a kite here.Hitting me into the water was an accident and incidental.As soon as I got angry, I smiled at her leisurely, and lifted her back to the lake, which is considered to be a landlord's friendship to her.

But Youyou opened the curtain of grievances and entanglements between the two of us.

The next day was the day when Shidu officially entered the Prince's Academy with me. The unfamiliar royal disciples tried their best in front of me to curry favour.When the feeling of distress struck, an empty desk in the corner with only a few inkstones and pale rice paper caught my attention.I asked the prince why there was one person missing.

He said, Your Highness, this person accidentally fell into the water yesterday and caught the wind and cold, I am afraid that entering the hall will disturb your safety.

I couldn't help but understand, I knew that she was the one who caught the wind and cold, and she was not safe if I fell into the water and I was fine!

For the rest of my life, I will never forget the scene of meeting her again. The autumn atmosphere was the strongest that day, and the dead leaves and flowers in the imperial garden withered all over the ground.From a literary point of view, it is probably exaggerating the bleak atmosphere, implying the tragic fate of the protagonist.

It's just that at that moment, out of my arrogance and aloofness, I frankly pinned the so-called "miserable" on Linghu Xiang.With a completely unaware attitude, he stepped into the tiger's mouth and wolf's den calmly and calmly.

After lunch during the solar eclipse, I wandered around the palace with Eunuch Fuchen and a group of people for the sake of digestion. I accidentally wandered to the Family Palace, and accidentally wandered to the door of her bedroom.Eunuch Fuchen immediately flicked the white fur with his wrist, and opened his throat, wanting to howl.

It's a pity that I didn't have quick eyesight and quick hands, and a sharp eye knife still couldn't stop the words that the old man had already jumped out of the tip of his tongue.

After the deafening voice of "The Empress Dowager Arrives", a gust of cool autumn afternoon breeze swept across the hospital, and the branches and leaves in the front yard finally all trembled and fell to their roots. Such a strong rendering technique is very intriguing.Other than that... nothing more.

Father Fuchen was very ashamed, he bowed to me and said with an apologetic smile, "It's all the old slave's fault, this professional fault, I owe you!"

At that time, my emperor's temper had not been fully revealed, so I couldn't be as bold and tough as my father.Adhering to the character of respecting the old and loving the young, he accepted the apology from the old man.The heart that had just calmed down a moment ago was heavy, and after hearing a few "clucks" in surprise, Ben Gong expressed that it was very frightening.

A buttery hen unexpectedly strolled out in the corner, and Eunuch Fuchen yelled "Protect! Protect!", followed by chaotic footsteps.By the way, the dust that filled the sky and confused the eyes.When it was clearer before my eyes, the gleaming swords and silver armor of the Imperial Forest Army disturbed my mind.

When the imperial princess was 16 years old, she was frightened by the hen all the time, and her beauty turned pale, which became a highlight and joke in the secret history of the royal family.It has also become an irreparable stain in my brilliant life.All thanks to Linghu Xiang, and she explained that this is a pet she brought into the palace from the palace, named "Green Oil".

When I heard the name, I ignored the dignified royal majesty of the past, stroked the willow branches by the river and laughed so that the branches trembled.That was the first time in my life that I laughed heartily.And when I gave birth to my Fei'er, I realized the deep meaning of "the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked".When Fei'er was two years old, she ran into a hen in the imperial kitchen and named it "Hongtongtong".

That day happened to be the day when Linghu Xiang and I separated for two years and eight months.That night, the first autumn rain fell, and I was in the imperial study, hiding behind a mountain of memorials alone... That was the embarrassing day in the embarrassing days since I met Linghu Xiang, and I lost all manners while crying, just like this The name of a heartless man has scolded her ancestors for eighteen generations.

Knowing her, I not only exhausted all the good luck in this life, but also lost the emperor's demeanor that is most valued by the royal family...