The emperor is a nine-tailed fox

A Taoist priest who can't catch monsters and a monster who can't do magic and has no cultivation level unexpectedly met inexplicably.I weighed the stone bricks in my hand, and looked at his big and three-bold reckless appearance.Thinking about the best angle from which to fly this hidden weapon.

Chang Yu once sighed in front of me, she didn't have time to say I love your short love.This love brought her not only physical and mental comfort, but also gave her some insights into life.She said that the word "fate" is actually a science. When you get married in the end, you are destined to have a share. , Refined and sublimated, I feel that I have a bad relationship with this liar Taoist priest in front of me.

Adhering to the reuse of resources, I divided the bricks into two to prevent my hit rate from being unsatisfactory.

But... unexpectedly hit the target with one hit, but the result was not satisfactory.

The charlatan struggled against the wall with a headache, and actually landed on the wall, laying on the ground, rubbing his back, and shouting for help.I looked down at the half stone brick left in my hand, and felt that this thing was going down on his head, and it must be dead or destroyed.

However, he was very polite, stood up with difficulty holding the base of the wall, bowed his hands to me, and said sincerely: "Thank you, little baby, for your life-saving grace... Come, this is the amulet of the Taoist temple in Qingcheng, see you and me There is a little relationship today, don't be polite to me, take it."

Dare to ask the IQ of a charlatan!

If this person is a Taoist priest who catches demons, he doesn't know whether he insulted the Taoist priest or the demon.I suddenly remembered Chang Yu's serious warning to me one day, saying that people's hearts are unpredictable, the world is difficult, and facts are impermanent.This Taoist world is probably the best evidence, Chang Yu, sincerely do not deceive me.

He shook off his fat cuffs twice, and handed out a yellow strip with more complex characters in vermilion.Hearing what he said, this is the treasure of Zhenguan. When I wanted to take it, I was a bit timid and reasonable.He saw that I withdrew my hand, thinking that I was being polite to him.

I slapped it in my palm very boldly, and as I expected, I was intact, not even a single sign of being wiped out... On the origin of a liar?From the point of view of crime, the Taoist temple he mentioned is probably a den...

The dignified Zhenguan Zhibao is so worthless, and his spells are useless, so he can't be blamed for his lack of knowledge.

From the point of view of a non-professional monster, I sympathize with this charlatan's vast road to catching monsters. His career must have been more bumpy and dangerous than his peers.

"Don't be polite to me. Saving the common people and eradicating evil spirits is the duty of us Taoists... Come, take it."

I forced a smile!

Most of Bai Su stayed in the medical palace, but only asked about Jianghu affairs, and he was only in court.If I have time, I will also copy Buddhist scriptures in order to calm myself down and pass the time.Therefore, I will always be taught to be compassionate, especially as a doctor, we must always keep the "doctor's parents' heart" and "hanging the pot to help the world" in mind at all times.

I finally found my partner today.Although it can't reduce the pain on his body like the doctors in the palace.But at least I can soothe his spleen and stomach, and reciprocate with courtesy, and at the same time, I will not lose my etiquette as a master.

Knowing that he hadn't eaten all day, I took him all the way to the kitchen and found him two leftover steamed buns from the cooled boiler.

He sat down in front of the stove, ate and said, "The food in your medical palace is just extraordinary, delicious...do you have anything else?"

"what?"

"Such as fried pork slices with shredded pork, or fried lean meat with fatty meat!"

I laughed dryly: "Only what you have in your hand is the night snack from Laifu in our front yard!"

He looked like a savage in a mountain village. He didn't expect to eat a steamed bun to look like a lady. It took a full hour to eat two steamed buns.By the way, he showed me the scenery of the northern country, the customs of the southern country, and the human feelings of the East China Sea several times. It was the first time I heard the strangeness in his words, but I also stayed with him in the kitchen.

But I was shocked to hear a shocking "bang"

The guards in the medical palace rushed in wearing armor and holding long swords. Bai Su rushed to my side with a look of anxiety.Crouching down, she hugged me back into her arms. This was the second time in my impression that she was flustered, and the long hair on her waist was not as smooth as before.There was a thin layer of sweat on her forehead, and her cheeks were a little unnaturally red.

"But I'm hurt, tell Sister Bai, but I'm hurt..."

"No……"

"What are you holding in your hand? Throw this thing away quickly," Bai Su's eyes froze on the thing in my hand, and there was a flash of undisguised panic. He grabbed the thing in my hand and threw it into it. In the stove burning with remnants of sparks, the yellow talisman was gradually destroyed by the growing fire.

While talking, she took me back again.Chang Yu came forward and protected me in front of me.Bai Su stood up and stroked my head, her white sleeves pressed against my cheek.His tone was cold, and he asked directly about the charlatan who was suppressed on the chopping board.

"How did you come in? How can you be wild in the medical palace?"

"This lady, I was just passing by here, and I happened to meet this little white-haired doll. She was kind enough to see how poor the poor reads; she led me to the kitchen and gave me two steamed buns. Don't move!"

Hearing what he said, Bai Su lowered his head and glanced at me: "My family, Xianyue, is still very young, how can I know how to distinguish right from wrong, come and put this monster in prison for me..."

"Yes!"

When the charlatan heard that he was about to be taken to prison, he would not agree, shouted "Wait a minute", and made a gesture to take things out of his pocket.

Bai Su ordered unhurriedly: "The archers are ready!"

I turned around and buried my head in Chang Yu's waist, thinking that this was probably a murder caused by a steamed bun!Chang Yu thought I was startled, so he quickly covered my head, said a few words of relief, and took me back to the room under Bai Su's signal.

The only way is that the moon is cloudy and sunny, and everything has a cause and an effect.The good and the bad in the world can be summed up, and most of them are classified into "good will be rewarded with good, and evil will be rewarded with evil". When passing by the bridge corridor, I met a woman in a blue skirt wielding a long whip. I really don't know. Duan Yuanfen classified it into good rewards or evil rewards.

I was led by Chang Yu, and I found it strange that all the white lamps on the bridge corridor were replaced with four-corner lamps, one lamp had four sides, and each side was painted with exquisite paintings, either landscapes or insects and birds.There are still tassels hanging from the bottom of the lamp.

Chang Yu said: "Young Palace Master, your birthday is coming soon. The Palace Master has invited guests from all over the world to come to the Palace of Medicine to congratulate you. So there are still a few days left to pick it up. Order us to properly arrange the inside and outside of the Palace of Medicine."

Chang Yu's explanation is the so-called "cause". I have never had such a grand birthday, and my chest was filled with curiosity and excitement for a while.The child's heart also emerged, breaking away from Chang Yu's hand, and running and jumping in the bridge corridor.Seeing this, Chang Yu hurriedly raised her skirt to follow, calling me anxiously from behind.

She told me it didn't matter, what mattered was that when she chased me, my foot slipped and I fell off the bridge corridor.Perhaps it is the innate sensitivity of the fox. At the moment of falling, my mind was stable. Taking advantage of the gap in the fall, I actually had the intention to think about other things, wondering why there were three screams.

It stands to reason that when I yelled and Chang Yu yelled, I didn't see any attendants passing by just now.When racking his brains to think where the third sound came from, he had already fallen into the gentle fragrance of the medicine pond.

The ensuing problem is that I am so light and light, and the water splash is so heavy.

Fortunately, I am not a landlubber. Chang Yu found the steps towards me and pulled me ashore.

"Young Palace Master, there is something to do... let you slow down, just look at you..."

"Miss! Miss! Oh my God!" When Chang Yu was expressing his feelings to me, two or three people dressed as outsiders on the bridge corridor yelled at the lake with all their strength.I followed the sound, but I didn't have time to see what was happening on the lake.

A long whip swung head-on.Hitting my arm, it was burning hot.

She was dressed in blue, her long hair was sticking wet to her pale face, her eyes were like arrows, she locked on me, and said angrily: "You white-haired monster, Miss Ben is fishing well, you smashed me into the pond What are you doing here?"

"...There has never been any fish in this medicine pond..."

Her complexion turned from white to black, and she roared, "Then can I catch turtles?"

"Also... no turtles."

Meeting Bei Rongmin is the so-called "fruit", but on the surface, meeting her is basically classified as "evil fruit"