[HP+Gintama] Azkaban's house price is high

"Ahhhhhhhh!"

A loud sneeze spewed out, and the splashed saliva rushed towards the kind-hearted white-bearded old man on the opposite side—a second before covering the face with a distorted smile, he was blocked by a "armor protection".

"Mr. Sakata seems to be a little unwell, do you want to try the special potion specially made for the Hogwarts Infirmary?" Silently praised his sharp eyesight in his heart, Dumbledore smiled so that every wrinkle on his face Showed kindness.

With a height of 1.5 meters, Yin Shi, who maintains the heart of an uncle in his 30s, gave him a dead eye: "You think I'm a fool? It's worth it to be short for sugar, but it's bitter and greasy like fat lard. The shortening of the slug's medicine is called seeking abuse. Does Yinsang look like this kind of person who will seek abuse for herself?" As he spoke, he lazily lay back on the sofa and muttered in a vague voice, "And a sneeze doesn't No one can die, so it must be that one? A beautiful woman is thinking about me, that’s why she sneezes, right?”

I think someone is scolding you behind your back...

Fudge, who was sitting by the side, silently swallowed the complaints from the bottom of his heart, and made up his mind for the third time to give Dumbledore the opportunity to talk to this magical Muggle. Anyway, the white wizard is well-informed and has excellent psychological endurance, so he is more suitable for this kind of conversation with others. This kind of nonsensical, non-standard, and disciplined three-no talk.

Inexplicably, the white wizard who was entrusted with the important task glanced at Fudge, and found that the other party had no intention of speaking, so he stuffed a strange-flavored bean into his mouth with a smile: "Then, continue the topic just now, Mr. Sakata, you really know why you would Show up with us?"

The two members of the Ministry of Magic standing behind Fudge immediately looked at Gintoki, and the hairs of the automatic magic quill stood on end, as if as long as he opened his mouth, even if he uttered just one onomatopoeia, they would record it without omission!

"So, so, say..." Gintoki pulled the fluffy curly hair, "I just had a dream, dreaming that my wooden sword Toya Lake suddenly appeared and said, 'My master Sakata Gintoki, come on The nirvana taught to you last time can no longer catch up with the trend of the development and history of the times, so that you will not lose too badly in the face of the combined Kibei and Haruyu in the new serialization, go! Go to another world, as long as you collect Finish seven Death Eaters and one wish will come true!'”

Dumbledore: "..."

Fudge: "..."

Two reporters and a dozen portraits of the principal pretending to be asleep on the wall: "..."

"Hey, what's the matter with your expressions of listening to children telling stories? What's with the disdain and distrust hidden in your eyes?" Yinshi slapped the table, "Although it sounds unreliable, I swear That's all true, so hurry up and take back that kind of distressed eyes that the mother looks at the lying son!"

Dumbledore and Fudge looked away kindly, but the two members of the Ministry of Magic obviously hadn't recovered from their surprise.

The portraits of the headmaster on the wall were based on the idea that "the dead don't need to give him face", none of them took their eyes away, but they were discussing the authenticity of this reason with high frequency and low volume.For a moment, the buzzing sound reverberated in the principal's room like swarms of mosquitoes, and Yinshi, who had excellent hearing, keenly caught the words "Can't he think of some plausible reason", "Gran Fendo-style stupid lies, even a three-year-old Slytherin would laugh out loud when he heard it" and other negative comments.

Yin Shi: "..." Speaking bad things in front of foreign friends, is your way of hospitality really manly?Watch out for me to complain to you bastards!

Not to mention how the white wizards were shocked by Silver Time Crossing's cheating reasons, Gao Shan has made new progress.

"One year?" Voldemort raised his slender eyebrows, half a smile, "If this is true, I can almost hear Dumbledore crying for his new member of the Order of the Phoenix."

The cynicism in his tone couldn't be stopped.

Takasugi took a deep breath, dispelling the resentment that was originally depressed in his heart: "If I make a contract with Tom, can I revive them?"

"Exactly." Angelina's eyes as big as yellow light bulbs showed a trace of excitement, "This is a win-win deal, I resurrected my family and friends, the soul-split fool next to you (Voldemort, who was still smiling just now, instantly turned black) You have a perfect body and soul, and you were pulled into this world by me from the moment of death. In other words, I basically gave you a second life. "

"The price is that I will never be able to return to my own world?" Gao Shan sneered coldly.

"As I said, you were dragged here by me when you were on the verge of death. That is to say, the reason why you can stand arrogantly in front of me now is because you took advantage of the rules of different worlds." Angelina laughed Even colder, "If you go back to your own world, you will suffer double damage because you evaded the rules, and the original near-death will become a real death-then what's the point of you going back? You can't live well Tired of looking for death?"

"..." Takasugi frowned and didn't speak again.

Voldemort, who was born in Slytherin, heard something, and glanced at the swamp mermaid thoughtfully, and happened to meet her looking over.

You are lying?Voldemort's eyes were full of meaning.

You want to expose me?Angelina raised her chin slightly.

A man, a woman, a wizard, and a ghost looked at each other. They exchanged messages and received answers from each other amid lightning and thunder. Then they looked back as if nothing had happened.

Gao Shan didn't pay attention to the undercurrent between them, until Voldemort spoke, he raised his head meaningfully.

"What if we refuse to help you? You must know that resurrection is not so easy. The party who pays the price loses far more than the party who bears the price. We can't make fun of our own lives."

"I understand this truth, but I think you have misunderstood a little." Angelina raised her eyes, "From the moment you stand here, the resurrection has already begun."

This answer was obviously not expected by the two villains. They were stunned for a moment, and the two reacted quickly. Takasugi drew his gun and aimed at it in one go.

...Unfortunately, their first aid measures were obviously too late.

The soft light shrouded from all directions, without the glare of the sun, but it gave people a feeling of burning like a flame.The triangular-toothed monster that was forgotten by the two villain bosses from the time it entered the memory fragment was floating above everyone's heads at some point, gnashing its teeth like a convulsion, and the frequency of its two rows of gnashing teeth was getting higher and higher. , the speed is getting faster and faster, and the mist-like white light is getting brighter and brighter.

"damn it!"

Voldemort's curse came suddenly, and Takasugi turned his attention away from the little monster with triangular teeth, only to find that the mermaid ghost had disappeared.As the light shrouded, the mountain stream became more and more clear from the beginning, which was only a rough outline in the eyes of the two of them.The gurgling black water flowed around their feet like thick ink. Looking up, the big jagged and sharp stones were covered with fine and dense elven characters. At first glance, it looked like a gray and black background, but occasionally it would appear under the projection of white light. Shine like emerald.

"What's wrong?" Gao Shan didn't panic.After realizing that the possibility of returning to his original world was completely cut off, disappointment and depression, along with a slight relief, swept through his heart.

The state of mind of the Lord Dark Lord was much worse. He pursed his lips tightly, and his complexion, which had been rosy and extremely healthy since his resurrection, turned gray. No matter how you look at it, there are signs of being poisoned for a long time.

Of course, Takasugi is sure that there is no poison within a radius of ten meters. Even if there is, it will not be able to poison him, an alien Muggle. Instead, the Dark Lord with eternal armor and protection has been tricked, so the only possibility is...

"Is there something wrong with your magic power?"

The author has something to say: After seeing the pure love word box after the system update, I am in a bad mood...