[HP+Gintama] Azkaban's house price is high

"Anyone with special abilities and a sense of teamwork can join. Guys who do their own way and don't obey orders... Even if they come in, they will be thrown out again." Gao Shan glanced at Rodolphus, and said lightly, "Add a sentence , There are no benefits, but as long as you can defeat him, he is yours."

what! ?

Rodolphs' fierce eyes immediately returned to Takasugi.

In the next second, a bullet rushed over with a "bang", and before it was about to enter Rodolphs' body, it was bounced back by some invisible barrier, and it slammed into the reinforced concrete floor at a faster speed. , Suddenly sparks radiated.

Rodolphs was startled, looked up, and saw Luo Bijia held a smoking gun in his hand, frowned and stared at him who was unharmed, and looked away fiercely: "Missed!" ……cut!"

What are you cutting! ?If hit I die!

Rodolphs broke out in a cold sweat belatedly, and couldn't help but thank Voldemort who let Takasugi demonstrate the power of the pistol before he went out, and at the same time thanked him for casting a curse on himself from time to time, so that he developed His wife, Bella, has acquired the habit of wearing "armor protection" continuously on her body.

The lord is right, that old man Dumbledore is really old and dizzy.

There are no fewer scary characters in the Muggle world than the scary creatures in the Magical Creatures Book!

"One more thing..." Takasugi smiled evilly, "Fights are allowed within the team, as long as it doesn't affect the mission, it doesn't matter if you can't kill yourself."

What a joke! ?

Rodolphs flew over with another ocular knife.

"Bang bang" twice, sparks shot out again.

This time Luo Bijia was holding two pistols, with a murderous look on his face: "If you dare to stare at Mr. Jinzhu again, I will beep--you!"

The strong man who was ignored squeezed forward unwillingly: "Don't be afraid, as long as you need it, I can help you block it!"

"Get out!" Rodolphs waved his hand reflexively, and a "heavy obstacle" without a sound and a stick rushed towards the strong man's door. In the next second, a long scream accompanied his three and a half circles in the air. The movement flew out and directly knocked over three more stalls.

The whole place was silent.

Takasugi evoked an imperceptible smile.

Luo Bijia snorted and put away her pistol: "As a member of the same team, this level is not bad."

So... was that a qualification test for being a team member just now?

Rodolphs pinched the bridge of his nose and suddenly felt very tired.

"Hey! Add me!" The brawny man who was shot flying came back again, "I'm not boasting, everyone in the black market knows that I'm the best expert in electronics. Electromagnetic blasting? Electromagnetic shielding? Defense system assembly? "He patted his chest hard, "For me, it's not a problem at all!"

Gao Shan looked at Luo Bijia.

Luo Bijia shrugged: "Red Hamerson, it is a bit exaggerated to say that he is the best electronics expert, but he is indeed the most durable and richest freelance technician in the black market. Also, he has a good opinion of the pale-faced A man has a love that no one else can match."

Gao Shan was thoughtful: "If there is no lolicon, the little boy can barely control it." He turned and nodded to Ryder, "You can join."

"What!?" Rodolphs couldn't believe his ears!

So is Takasugi really planning to recruit his subordinates according to the three weird criteria he said before! ?

Is this thick-headed man who keeps licking his lips at him really going to be his team member? ?

"As I said before, anyone with special abilities and a sense of teamwork can join." Gao Shan looked at him with a sneer, "If you can't accept it, you can also cry and go back to your lord."

Rodolphs twitched the corner of his mouth, took a deep breath, and swallowed all his dissatisfaction.

Think about the punishment the lord might have when he was angry—although the younger version of the lord seemed to have a much better temper, and Cruciatus and the like were no longer rewarded to his subordinates three times a day as an after-dinner meal—except Lord, and his wife Bella.

If you can't finish the task and just go back and close the door, Bella will definitely make his life worse than death...

Bear with it, isn't he just a Muggle who is resistant to fights and resistance?

With his reputation as a pure-blood wizard at stake, Avada and Cruciatus are lining up for him!

At this time, Yinshi was sitting on the sofa in the Hogwarts principal's room wandering in the sky, with a pair of dead fish eyes so dull that it seemed that he could no longer move.

But as long as you get close, you can find that he is actually muttering something in a very fast rhythm.

"No, no, this must not be true. Takasugi is also in this world or something. Not only is he in this world, he also abandons the past and becomes a professor. He not only abandons the past and becomes a professor, but also becomes a man with a man. No, no, no, no, no, no, I must be dreaming! How could such a setting that subverts the world of Gintama exist!? No, no, no, this kind of dream should wake up quickly, otherwise I'm so sorry Takasugi!"

"It's so loud—"

Sirius, who had just been healed by Dumbledore with white magic, still felt sore and backache, couldn't help but throw the plate full of candies in his hand!

Yinshi quickly took the plate, looked at the words "magic candy" marked on it, and threw it on the ground with a blank face: "You are the one who is so noisy! After all, the reason why I am so nagging is completely helpless." Accept the fact that half the blame is on you!"

Speaking of this, Yinshi couldn't help squatting down, clutching his head and wailing: "Takasugi fell in love with a dog that turned into a man - this is unacceptable! Absolutely unacceptable!"

"That Animagus..." Dumbledore said helplessly.

But his voice was just like the phoenix flapping its wings beside him, being drowned out by Sirius' angry shouts.

"Who is the dog that turned into a man!? I am obviously a man who turned into a dog... No! I am a wizard!"

Yinshi had the vicissitudes of being abandoned by the world: "You are neither a man nor a woman, but you turned out to be a shemale, so you are neither a man nor a dog, so you are a wizard?"

Sirius felt that his thinking was completely out of tune with this Muggle. After wondering for the fifth time how Takasugi would like such a guy, he finally suppressed his temper and looked at Dumbledore: "Jinsuke is missing."

"What!?" Gintoki hadn't finished digesting Takasugi's "relationship history", when he heard such news, he was so horrified that he almost couldn't keep the dead fish eyes.

Dumbledore was also surprised: "What happened?"

"I don't know! I just left Harry for a few minutes, and when I got back to the bedroom, he disappeared inexplicably!" Sirius was serious, "I think...he is very dangerous now."

Yinshi was startled by the word "bedroom" at first, and then successfully brought back by the word "danger".After thinking for a few seconds, he returned to the dead fisheye mode in slow motion: "No, he must be safe now."

Sirius was short of breath, and turned around and shouted: "What do you know!?"

"That guy Takasugi won't fall into 'danger' so easily!" Gintoki twitched the corners of his mouth, "Anyway, he must have suddenly felt a little uncomfortable and went to the toilet? Or he suddenly remembered the The second villain, ran to gather people to destroy the world."

It must be said that Gintoki still knows Takasugi very well.

At least he just made a random guess and directly hit the point that is closest to reality.

Unfortunately, neither of the two people present took his words to heart.

Dumbledore was busy asking Sirius about all the details of "before Takasugi disappeared". Sirius did not forget to send a message to Harry who was waiting in Black's old house, so that he should not worry.

And that phoenix couldn't help becoming interested in Yinshi's silver mess, flapping its wings, attacking from all angles, hoping to make it its second nest.

All of a sudden, the headmaster's office was turned upside down.

"boring……"

Yinshi's patience and interest were exhausted, he tore off the phoenix occupying such a feng shui throne above his head with one hand, threw it out, yawned and staggered away.

Dumbledore watched his leaving back, a stream of light flashed in his eyes.

As soon as this Muggle appeared, Takasugi disappeared.

I don't know if Takasugi was exchanged back to the original world in the equivalent exchange through time and space.

Dumbledore looked at the anxious Sirius in front of him, and finally couldn't help but sigh.

Takasugi, who was unilaterally considered by Dumbledore to be "exchanged back to the original world", is now walking in the depths of the underground black market, listening to Luo Bijia's introduction to a certain talent who will be recruited next.

"He is not very well-known as a drug expert. He is good at manufacturing poisons. Before he entered the black market list, he was a scientist employed by a large drug company. A person in power who is being hunted down now." Shrugging, Luo Bijia made a summary, "He is a weirdo when performing tasks, but he is usually normal. I have cooperated with him a few times, and I feel that he He’s not a bad person, you can ask him to do anything as long as you give him a chance to experiment with drugs and keep him safe.”

Gao Shan nodded: "What's his name?"

"He abandoned his name after he joined the black market list, and we all called him by his code name—'glasses'." Luo Bijia sneered, and looked up at the huge square box made of wooden boards that appeared in front of him. Kicked over!

The square wooden box fell down with a clatter, and the dust rolled in, revealing the scene inside.

Takasugi raised his head.

A young man in a medical white coat was lying on a rotten sofa with a tired face, when he heard the sound, he groped and got up.

Short hair, fair skin, medium-sized eyes, medium-high nose, medium-thick lips... All in all, it's a face that matches perfectly with passers-by.

Coupled with those old-fashioned round eyes, Takasugi almost thought that he had returned to Edo, and standing in front of him was the wage earner named Xin Baji in Wanshiwu.

As a result, the first sentence the man spoke brought him back to reality: "Buy aphrodisiacs? 3 yuan a piece, the effect is top-notch!"

The corner of Gao Shan's mouth twitched, he looked at him for a while, and smiled.

"It's just you."

Several important cadres of the new Onibei have been recruited. Next, they only need to recruit hard-working mercenaries on the recruitment column of the black market, then purchase high-destructive weapons in large quantities, and finally get the map leading to Azkaban. The job is done.