[HP+Gintama] Azkaban's house price is high

"That's..." For the first time in his life, he was shouldered by someone who was so much younger than him. Even Dumbledore, who was well-informed, couldn't help but stay for a few seconds.

"Christmas, Christmas, old man!" Gintoki paused word by word, and gave the answer that stunned everyone including Fudge.

The corner of Dumbledore's mouth twitched: "No, actually I..."

"Don't think you can solve the problem by denying it, old man!" Yinshi smiled ferociously, "Yin-sang, I rely on my photographic memory, the fighting power to destroy a spaceship with a single sword, and the ability to make an old woman down to ignorance. Babies are so charming, the man who has won the Most Popular Actor Award eight times in a row. Even if you don't have that muscular elk by your side, I will definitely not admit it!"

No, you have admitted your mistake now...

Fudge coughed dryly, drank the black tea, and swallowed the smile that reached his mouth.

Dumbledore pinched the bridge of his nose wearily, and suddenly felt that the man in front of him who seemed to have more common topics (desserts) with him than Takasugi seemed to be more difficult to deal with than he imagined.

Beating around the bush is out of the question. It is said that Fudge repeated the phrase "We are wizards" countless times before sending him to Hogwarts, but none of them got into his ears.

Dumbledore decided to speak with the facts.

"Silver, maybe you'd like to try these candies." Dumbledore tapped his finger.

Plates of exquisite candies of various colors appeared out of thin air, and flew neatly in front of Yinshi.

The silver-haired curly eyes lit up, and he spread his hands with an expression of "I really can't help it. In fact, I didn't really want to eat silver mulberry, but since you asked me so sincerely, so I'll eat it." He picked a color at random Very nice caramel, throw it into your mouth.

For a moment, Yinshi felt like he was going to melt away...

The rich milk fragrance spreads along the mouth, and the feeling of being surrounded by sugar and bursting with happiness is the first time in history.

"..." Looking at Yinshi's happy look, Dumbledore, who had waited for a long time for white smoke coming out of his ears and the rumbling of a train from his mouth, felt stupid.

It's also because he didn't think well, he didn't think that Yinshi was stronger than Takasugi's magic immunity. After all, Takasugi was only immune to the magic that directly acted on him.He is not immune to ingestible magic such as potions.

As a result, as soon as such an idea came out, Yinshi in front of him made a "pop"——

Two centimeters shorter.

The whole place was silent.

The person involved paused for a few seconds, touched his face, jumped on the spot a few times, and stretched out his hand to look left and right.

"Yeah, ah ... Is it the illusion? I always feel that my vision is a little shorter than before ..." Yin Shi muttered puzzledly, greeted Dumbledore, and threw a piece of candy in his mouth by the way. , "Hey! Beard, your candy tastes really good! How about packing a sack for me?"

"puff"--

The horizontal line of the silver hair dropped again, this time by three centimeters.

The audience was silent again.

Yinshi would be an idiot if he didn't feel this time, the corner of his mouth twitched, he was very calm—but he grabbed Dumbledore's beard ferociously, and smiled in a way that his gums could be seen: "Beard, What's going on? You better give me an acceptable explanation, or I'll pluck your armpit hairs and let them grow on your chin instead of your beard! I'll do it!"

Unexpectedly, Dumbledore was even more surprised than him. He reached for the candy and chewed it.

"Ouch-"

The howl of the wolf came out of the White Wizard's mouth unnaturally, and it was indeed somewhat similar to the howl of a werewolf on a full moon.

"This is obviously the most normal candy..."

Yinshi was going crazy, his hands pinched his neck and began to shake back and forth: "Where is it normal, old man? Where!? You think it is easy for silver mulberry to grow to more than 1.6 meters in a country where the population level is generally below 1.8 meters. It’s a miracle!? That’s a miracle of how much sugar you have to absorb! Eating two of your candies made me shorter—turn me back quickly, you bastard!”

Poor Dumbledore was so dizzy from the shaking that he could hardly catch his breath.

The portraits on the wall were all dull. Seeing Lao Deng coughing and coughing under this Muggle, I felt as shocked as seeing Merlin holding a troll's hand and making love.

And Fudge, who was the only one in the room who remained calm, picked out an ice mouse from the plate with a calm face, put it in his mouth and bit it with a cracking sound, and had no intention of helping Dumbledore at all.

In the end, the phoenix, who still felt sorry for his master, rushed over, and sprayed a string of fireballs with a "boom" towards Yinshi's curly hair!

Although the hot air on his face disappeared the moment it touched Yinshi's skin, it still made him jump in the opposite direction reflexively, and the hand holding Dumbledore's white beard naturally let go.

The moment Dumbledore was free, his first reaction was to cast a continuous "armor protection" on his white beard.

Then he raised his hand and summoned back the phoenix that was hovering in mid-air and screaming when he rushed to the silver in annoyance.

"Silver, I think . . . we need to have the doctor at St. Mungo's examine you."

Is there any problem with Yinshi's body?

A member of the Ministry of Magic summoned by Fudge to replace Dr. St. Mungo as the physical examination responded: "No."

This concise and clear answer could not even be accepted by Yinshi himself, let alone Dumbledore and Fudge.

So Gintoki swallowed another magic candy, successfully allowing the swearing member of the Ministry of Magic to witness a shrinking process.

Fortunately, this wizard had conducted in-depth research on the subject of the magic cycle, and he came up with a bold guess almost instantly.

Just like the price Takasugi needs to pay when he travels here from another world, Sakata Yinshi’s equivalent exchange method is-when he eats food that contains magical powers, his body will go back in time, and The time that was replaced in exchange is like running water, filling up the huge price paid for traveling through time and space.

And time goes back to the final result, nothing more than two.

One is that the carrier of silver time in this world returns to the state of a fertilized egg, and then returns to the original world at the cost of annihilation.

The second is that it is impossible to return, and it is completely dead.

"In addition, Sakata Gintoki's body is very healthy, and the energy contained in his body is almost comparable to that of a troll!"

These are the final conclusions reached by all members of the Ministry of Magic's research department.

In order to come to such a result, Gintoki had to eat a whole eight pieces of magic candy - which also caused his current figure to have shrunk to a little over 1.5 meters, probably not as high as Kagura.

After being pointed at with a small stick, and then countless rays of silver of various colors were poured into his body, after a series of emotional changes of jumping, startled, stunned, hesitant, and silent, he finally accepted the fact that he appeared in a different world.

Dumbledore thought that he would go mad again - after all, his shoulder-choking neck verbal threat was so powerful that when Dumbledore faced him, he had the illusion that his roots were aching.

But unexpectedly, he just scratched his head carelessly, sat down on the sofa, and said: "It's really annoying, that Toya Lake fairy really sent me to a very troublesome place." .Before I insisted on teaching me the special skill of 'thigh pan', I have already been beaten up, and I still don't know how to restrain myself—after all, the setting of collecting seven Death Eaters to achieve a wish really depends on Spectrum?"

Yin Shi talked eloquently, and the only thing Dumbledore and Fudge understood was the word "Death Eater".

The faces of the two suddenly turned ugly.

"Silver, the Death Eaters you're talking about..." Dumbledore said tentatively.

"Ah, although I haven't seen it, it is said that it is something like a dragon ball." Yinshi Shiyu looked at him, "Nani? Don't you know? Don't tell me it's something like a local specialty of your place. , Yinsang's heart will be hurt!"

Dumbledore really didn't know whether the Muggle in front of him was pretending to be crazy or really stupid. The smile on his face was still kind, but his eyes were full of scrutiny: "Where did you hear this name?"

Yinshi raised his eyebrows and looked up to meet his gaze.

Because of that silver hair, even during the process of fighting against the barbarians, Yinshi, who has always been stared at and scolded, has a special talent in trying to figure out people's hearts, that is, he can intuitively perceive other people's attitudes anytime, anywhere.

Without such ability, it is impossible for him to run away when the old lady Dengshi collects the rent every month, and then pay the rent of several months before she really gets angry-to exaggerate, his Ability is to guarantee his daily life in Kabuki Ting—a cheating artifact like a golden finger!

So he naturally noticed that Dumbledore was wary of him.

If the previous precautions were a kind act to protect the beard; then the present ones are defenses mixed with inexplicable hostility.

This made Yinsang, who has always been casual, feel a little uncomfortable.

So after staring at each other silently for a few minutes, he scratched his hair with one hand, picked his nostrils generously with the other, and paused word by word in a particularly flat tone: "Why should I tell you?" After a pause, The little finger moved out of the nostril, and flicked away a small group of suspicious objects stuck to it with a "snap", then the brows and eyes bent into a particularly obscene arc: "If you really want to know - kneel on the ground and yell 'Silver Time' Long live my lord 'Let's talk! Wahahahaha—”

……

For the first time in his life, Dumbledore had the urge to rush to Germany to find Gellert immediately...

The author has something to say: This morning there was a storm and thunder

I dare not turn on the computer~

Sorry for the late update =3=

ps In a word, the Lake Toya Immortal mentioned by Gintoki appeared in episode 89 of the Gintama animation~

And I love Sakata·Shaking s·Silver time =v=

I really want to kneel on the ground and shout "Long live Lord Yinshi" ahhhhh! !