[HP+Gintama] Azkaban's house price is high

Members of the Ministry of Magic gather again in Azkaban.

Fudge, who came in a hurry, used the "translation spell" skillfully when facing the silver-haired man surrounded by everyone.

Then he started a conversation that he recalled countless times afterwards, which made him feel very painful.

"Greetings, sir. I am Cornelius Fudge, Minister for Magic. May I ask who you are?"

The silver-haired man scratched his neck and his back, and stared at him with dead eyes: "What? Catherine!? You're a big man named Catherine? Hey, please spare me! What do you call Catherine these days? Is it an old woman with a cruel horse face and cat ears, or an old man with a fat head and big ears with a Mediterranean hairstyle? Yinsang will cry! When watching "Jump", every time I see Catherine is a beautiful woman, so I have always believed in the result of this matter Eun-sang, who was hit hard by reality, will really cry!"

Fudge: "..."

Who is Catherine?I'm obviously talking about Connelly!

...and what is a jump?

The corners of his mouth twitched, and Fudge silently pressed the thought of "this man looks like a Gryffindor at first glance", and squeezed out a smile again: "May I ask who you are?"

"Huh?" The silver-haired man sat down with the wooden sword on his waist, shrugged his shoulders, and made a gesture of "I really can't do anything with you", "Young man, before asking the other party's identity, first inform me of your identity and name?" It's basic etiquette! Are you really a man to ignore it like that? It's going to hurt like losing the most important thing in your life! Like every strong warrior loses his Armstrong Whirling Jet Armstrong Cannon Yo!"

Fudge: "..."

Just now he was called an old man with a fat head and big ears with a Mediterranean hairstyle, but now he changed his name to a young man... Although he didn't really want to worry about his external image, he always had the feeling that he had to care.

And who didn't report their identity and name! ?Just now he clearly said that he is "Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge"!This curly hair didn't listen at all, did it! ?

And what does big man mean?That damned "Armstrong..." blah blah blah! ?Why did he have a subtle feeling that he was being harassed?

"Minister?" The Ministry of Magic members beside him pushed Fudge's hand, and managed to stop Fudge before his thoughts went to the distant future.

Fudge coughed a few times to cover up, with a serious expression on his face: "Please allow me to introduce myself again. My name is Cornelius Fudge, Minister of Magic. May I ask who you are?"

The curly silver hair raised his eyes, and suddenly grinned obscenely: "Me? I'm Yinsang, Yinsang! Just like the hot-blooded hero in "Jump", he has infinite expectations for life and the future, and is determined to lead his younger brother to stand up to many admiration The man with the adoring eyes of those who walk in the sea of ​​stars day and night, and firmly believes that he will become the One Piece one day—Sakata Gintoki!"

silence.

long silence.

For the first time, Fudge found that his big double eyelids also turned into dead fish eyes.

And the one who echoed his dead fish eyes was the man on the opposite side who called himself "Sakata Gintoki" with dead fish eyes similar to eyeballs: "You don't understand, do you?"

Fudge nodded with difficulty.

In exchange for silver, he gave a look of contempt: "Your life is really boring."

Fudge suddenly felt that he missed Takasugi very much.

If you stay here any longer, you'll always feel like you're going to be ruined...

Takasugi, who was missed by Fudge with his life, was still at Voldemort's manor, discussing some secret things with the young Voldemort.

"So...you gave that pin to Black." The young Voldemort still smiled, but his tone of voice was gnashing his teeth for some reason.

Takasugi stirred the milk with a spoon, took a sip, and handed it to the house elf: "Put more strawberry juice." Then he looked up at him, "I thought that what was given to me in the form of a 'gift', The right to use it has been completely transferred to my hands?"

"Your statement is correct." The young Voldemort showed a smirk, "It's just that reselling gifts from others is somewhat inconsistent with the basics, etiquette, and etiquette of dealing with people."

Gao Shan took the second blended strawberry milk, took a sip, nodded appreciatively, and raised his eyelids with a half-smile: "What a coincidence. I think so too."

……

Lifting a stone and shooting yourself in the foot is talking about Voldemort's current mood.

So he decisively changed the subject: "So, your coming to Voldemort's Manor means that you are finally planning to defect to the Death Eaters camp?"

Takasugi let out a deep and magnetic sneer: "Little Tom, you are too confident in yourself. Go to refuge? Even the spring rain of the space pirates didn't make me use this word. You... It's even more impossible It's gone."

The young Voldemort didn't mind the address "Tom" in his mouth, and a slight smile curled up on the corner of his mouth, making that handsome face look even more enchanting: "No matter what kind of life you have had in the past, and no matter how capable you are, Earth-shattering. The only fact you can't deny is that you're living a peaceful life."

"It's so peaceful...that it's rotting away, and no one can see it."

"I have to admit that you are a very talented person. This can be reflected in many ways. However, you have lost your fangs and naturally lost the ability to cooperate with others fairly. Qualifications—the word defection is absolutely correct when it is used on you now."

Gao Shan was taken aback.

He also said the same thing to Yinshi once.

When he was still in Edo, he heard that the general would appear at the commemorative festival commemorating the [-]th anniversary of the lifting of the ban on the founding of the country, so he rushed to Kabukiten.

At that time, he encouraged a talented mechanic to attack the general with a robot that participated in the festival—the old man who knew it was a mistake, but still did it without hesitation, was one of the "Demon Guards" volunteers he once led. Called the father of "San Lang".

He once worked so hard to protect the country, but what he got was the surrender of the shogunate and the elimination of Kibei members.

The homeland he worked hard to protect in the past became a knife piercing his heart from behind. No matter how hard he worked in the past, he hated it later.

At the ceremony, amidst the bang of fireworks and shells and the screams of the fleeing crowd, he pressed his sword against Gintoki's back, accusing him of turning a blind eye to the past, accusing him of living alone, a man who has pulled out his fangs. Toothed beasts—to the extent that they have been reduced to domesticated animals.

But Yinshi only gave him a fist.

And a wretched, but always brilliant, sniff.

Takasugi closed his eyes, hiding the roiling thoughts in his eyes.

He knew exactly what Voldemort meant.

It is true that when he first came to this world, he had the idea of ​​burying the past and living in this world well.

But without Onibei, without intrigue, without destruction and without fighting, he lived a very uncomfortable life.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have nothing to go to the Forbidden Forest to beat up the Hippogriff. He's not a strange uncle who can't move when he sees a child.

While the Boggart's phantom made him lose face severely, it also reminded him how much he hated everything in Edo.Although there are all kinds of strange celestial beings there, and the forces of various planets including the earth are intertwined, and the person I like will never stand with him, no matter as a lover or as a companion - just because of their hearts There are different morals.

In fact, as early as when the memory was absorbed by the dementor, he already had an irresistible urge.

When did Shinsuke Takasugi, who showed his sharpness, be reduced to the point where he couldn't even beat a monster that looked like the 3D projection of a movie?

If he creates a new "Onibei" in this world...

If he let his ambitions and desires go unchecked, and break the so-called "peace" of the wizarding world...

If he simply joined forces with Voldemort, like a beast lurking in the dark, accumulating strength, waiting for a move to explode...

Then turn the world upside down—just imagining it makes people trembling and excited.

However, if it's just an if, the hypothetical question doesn't make much sense to Takasugi.

After all, Takasugi is an extremely willful person. When he wants to turn around peacefully, he can pretend to be a hero who has gone through wars in Dayi, and then he holds the book and smiles and watches his students fight; As it turned out, no matter how miraculous the world is, if he attacks him indiscriminately, I believe he will only be turned upside down.

So the current situation is just that he doesn't want to.

Takasugi, who is still confident about returning to Edo, does not intend to spend much energy here.

Watching The Rise of Voldemort is a rare form of entertainment while waiting for his return, but once you become a part of the entertainment, it's not very interesting.

What's more... There is nothing Takasugi wants here.

Taking a sip of the cold strawberry milk, Takasugi shook his head and smiled.

Voldemort looked back at him calmly, somewhat disappointed in his eyes.

At this moment, Bella's anxious and excited voice suddenly came from outside the door.

"Lord? Lord—there is important news..."

"What news?" Voldemort didn't avoid Takasugi, and just spoke directly.

The door was carefully opened by Bella, and the woman with messy black curly hair walked in excitedly, holding a letter that had just been opened in her hand, glanced at Takasugi maliciously, and then looked at Voldemort excitedly : "Lord, I just received the news—another Muggle suddenly appeared in Azkaban, and members of the Ministry of Magic have gathered there—it is said that this is also a Muggle who is 'magically immune'!"

Gao Sugi paused when he put down the cup, and the crisp sound of the bottom of the cup colliding with the saucer was very clear in the room.