[HP+Gintama] Azkaban's house price is high

What Dumbledore came up with was a solution that didn't count.

It is specifically manifested in a new message posted on the bulletin board in the lobby.

"Duel Club?" Gao Shan looked coldly at the slightly shaking characters on the magic paper.Recently, his English has improved again. As long as the words are not too complicated, he can understand more or less.

"There was also a duel club in the second grade, and it was started by that vase-like Lockhart." Ron curled his lips, showing no interest, "It ended up falling apart after a few days, and it was useless at all. .”

Hermione blinked: "When I went to see Professor Dumbledore yesterday, I heard him mention this matter. It is said that this duel club is not only for students to practice spells, but also for physical exercise and Sensitivity training or something... This time the name of the person in charge of the club was not written. But, Jinsuke, one of the person in charge is you, right?"

Ron and Harry also looked at him curiously.

"Well, Professor Dumbledore mentioned this to me." Gao Shan said calmly.

"Great! I want to participate!" Ron smiled excitedly.

"Me too!" Harry raised his hand.

Ever since I saw Takasugi single-handedly beating up a group of hippogriffs at the train station, Takasugi's status in Ron and Harry's minds has soared in a straight line and infinitely at the speed of the Shenzhou X.Boys admire ability, whether it is magic or kung fu, as long as it works, they like it.What's more, Takasugi's monster fighting posture is so handsome, they also want to learn a few tricks!

Compared to the excitement of the two male compatriots, Hermione seemed much more rational: "Where's the other person in charge? Jinsuke, do you know who that is?"

"I really don't know." Jinsuke stared at the notice on the wall with a serious expression, "But, Duel Club...?"

Another person in charge of the Dueling Club—certainly Sirius Black—as a special Hogwarts fighting lecturer, advisor and investor of the Dueling Club, is responsible for assisting Takasugi in teaching the Dueling Club.

Dumbledore's idea is simple: every relationship begins with the deep impression the other party makes on each other.Sirius is obviously the type who becomes shy and introverted once he falls in love (?), while Jinsuke is more reserved in terms of relationships because he is from an Eastern country (?).Let the two of them successfully hook up...or to put it more civilized, the way to successfully fall in love with each other is first of all to increase the chances of the two getting along day and night.

Jinsuke's dueling skills have always been "the essence of Muggle martial arts" in the eyes of everyone. Sirius' experience as an Auror is also very helpful to the little wizards. Dumbledore has long been itching to figure out how to make them Pass on the knowledge to the children.The establishment of the dueling club can save the school an academic fund investment (given by Sirius), secondly, it can allow young wizards to learn useful fighting skills, and thirdly, it can indirectly match the two teaching parties—the real three birds with one stone, why? Why not do it for fun?

So came the first day of the dueling club.

Sirius couldn't tell whether Takasugi's unfathomable, almost magical expression was anger or disgust when he saw him.

Anyway, I'm sure I won't be ecstatic.

It was the place where Lockhart held the Dueling Club before.Out of curiosity about Sirius, the hero of the former Auror's tragic story, and out of curiosity about Takasugi, a Muggle whose fist strength is so superb that it is terrifying, the number of people who came to this duel club is obviously more than that held by Lockhart. Much more.Of course, there are many low-grade onlookers who sneak in to watch the excitement.

After saying a few words about the rules of "do not use too harmful spells" and "click it as soon as possible", Sirius turned his head to look at Takasugi, exuding a flattering aura that cannot be ignored: "Jinsuke, you Is there anything to add?"

All the little wizards stared upwards, focusing on the "specially-appointed combat instructor" who was about to stick his nose to Professor Gao Shan's face.

"Let me explain to you the concept of a duel first." Gao Shan didn't turn his head, and pushed his head, which was very close, to the distance with a palm, ignoring the exaggerated sobbing movements of the other party's pretending to cover his face, and cast his gaze down The little wizards formed a big circle, "Duel, there are three types."

"The first type is a pure sparring. Two people who are also well prepared attack each other with a not particularly harmful spell on the premise of not hurting each other. Before the sparring, the two sparring people usually salute each other. Afterwards, they will also pay tribute to each other. Students who participated in the dueling club hosted by Professor Lockhart last year should remember that the duel between Professor Lockhart and Professor Snape at that time can be classified as a pure exchange of ideas."

The young wizards in the front circle laughed lowly, probably recalling the scene when Lockhart was blown away by Professor Snape's spell.

"The second type is malicious fighting. Because some small things are tit-for-tat with each other, it is considered malicious fighting if you cast an unskilled spell on others or even rebound and hurt yourself. Accidental injury, let alone make each other progress. Of course, compared with the malicious fights in the Muggle world, the fights between wizards will not bring you much substantial harm. I have never heard of anyone who won the 'front tooth match' Big stick' or 'grin-hula-la'."

The little wizards let out a burst of good-natured laughter.

"The third type is life-and-death duel." Gao Shan lowered his eyes, and when he opened them again, his eyes, which were always calm and gentle, gathered infinite murderous intent like surging waves.

The little wizards who were still smiling were obviously taken aback by this sudden change, their voices gradually weakened, and the surroundings became deadly still.

Sirius also broke away from the distracted state of "Oh, Jinsuke's serious expression is so pretty, oh, I really want to take the opportunity of fighting with him to touch his little hands and waist", and blinked for no reason.

"With so many people here, how many of them are aware of the weight of the word "life and death" in a life-and-death duel?" Gao Shan asked.

The little wizards looked at each other and shook their heads one after another.

Takasugi asked again: "There are so many people here, how many of them realize that they may appear on the battlefield in the future, waving their wands at the enemy while avoiding the bombardment of the death curse?"

All the little wizards looked at each other again, their faces turned ugly, and they still shook their heads.

Sirius felt that the atmosphere was a bit wrong, so he came out with a smile and said, "Jin Zhu, don't say it so scary, we still have to coax them if we scare them."

Gao Shan glared at him, and continued: "Can you guarantee that every day in the future will be peaceful? Do you think you will never stand up to protect your family and friends from foreign enemies? You think you will never face Is death just around the corner? Or, do you really think that the so-called Dark Lord who disappeared more than ten years ago will really never reappear?"

As soon as the words came out, there was an uproar immediately.

Not to mention the three of Harry, who once confronted the Dark Lord, the other little wizards all showed disbelief on their faces, talking and guessing with each other in surprise or panic.The faces of the platinum boy, Pansy, and Blaise were even paler, and their eyes were dimly shining when they looked at Takasugi, as if they wanted to see something from his expression.

The classroom fell into a noisy panic for a while.

"It's okay, wait a moment! I'll discuss something with Professor Takasugi first..." Sirius almost went mad, and while greeting other students, he grabbed Takasugi's hand and wanted to send him out of the classroom Shit, then lowered his voice and asked, "What do you want to do!?"

But when Gao Shan didn't want to leave, he wouldn't give anyone face at all.

"It's you—thinking, doing, what, what!?" He shook off Sirius's hand effortlessly, Gao Shan looked at him as if he was looking at a monster with a foot growing on his forehead, "As a professor As an instructor of a course, it is necessary for me to give my students a general idea of ​​the future before things happen."

"Bringing out the name of the Dark Lord is giving them a general idea of ​​the future?" Sirius squinted at Harry and Draco, who had ugly expressions, and couldn't bear it, "They are still a group of children, and they are exposed to such things too early now. Bad influence."

Gao Shan raised his eyebrows, and his voice became cold: "What are you kidding? What is the purpose of the dueling club? Isn't it to let them have the ability to protect themselves even if they are in trouble in the future? The course has begun , you just told me that letting them get in touch with this kind of thing too early will have a bad effect."

What was the dueling club established for?

The Dueling Club was created to allow you and me to have more chances to stick together! !Is teaching something an additional attribute?My dear, don't put the cart before the horse!

Sirius Black, looking at the upright Takasugi in front of him, was crying from the bottom of his heart.

But I still had to put on a bitter face and continue to persuade the other party: "I just think that everything needs to be done step by step, and your current behavior is no different from forcing it into the minds of a group of happy children who are still daydreaming." The bloody scene where the Bergera monster fights the dragon... Uh, a bit too cruel, right?"

Takasugi was silent.

Close your eyes.

When he opened his eyes, the haze was almost substantial enough to overflow from his side: "Siris Braque, do you despise my education methods too much, or do you despise your understanding of them too much?"

Uh, Jinsuke is angry...

Sirius swallowed, and suddenly found that the little wizards below had stopped talking at some point, and at this moment they were looking up at them innocently—even Harry and Draco, who looked very sad just now, were also there. in.Couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth, leaned closer to Takasugi and said in a low voice, "Jinsuke, otherwise let's go out and discuss what we're going to talk about..."

Before he finished speaking, the low-tempered Boss Takasugi stared at him with a slash and threats, and shut his mouth: "I have my teaching method, if you really don't like it, I don't mind telling you to shut up, and then Fold them into balls and throw them outside!"

The author has something to say: when typing the last paragraph, there is a rush of "Master Takasugi is arrogant".

But... he was always arrogant (≧▽≦)/