[HP+Gintama] Azkaban's house price is high

Takasugi sat leisurely on the soft chair, quietly observing the interior decoration.

Now he is in the headmaster's office at Hogwarts, listening to people from the Ministry of Magic talking to the so-called Hogwarts headmaster.

Ever since he accepted the suggestion of several wizards from the Ministry of Magic a few days ago, intending to temporarily stay in the legendary great wizarding school, he has been looking forward to this place.Although he did see a lot of magic during his days in the Ministry of Magic, and must admit that magic, which is a weird ability that is not compatible with high technology, is useful to some extent, but the buildings, clothing and even tools of the wizarding world ——I swear in the name of Gintoki, since Edo was driven by the gods and technology, there has never been something so retro, so old, so clichéd.

At first he was even mentally prepared to live in a slum-like school.

In the end, I came to Hogwarts to have a look. Fortunately...

Although the brick and tile structure of the wall is still filled with an ancient atmosphere, and the decoration is so complicated that Takasugi, who is used to the simplicity and elegance of the Kibei spaceship, cannot accept it, but the aura of Hogwarts Castle itself has diluted the feeling of abjection. Less, replaced by magic, mystery, and grandeur.

Especially the green and dense trees surrounding Hogwarts, looking out from the castle, the green leaves shone faintly under the sunlight.At first glance, it looks like the forest that surrounded Mr. Songyang's house where he and Ah Yin grew up together when he was young.

very alike.

Maybe there is nothing wrong with living in this place, Takasugi thought.

"This... Mr. Takasugi, nice to meet you." When he was distracted, a gentle voice suddenly sounded in his ears, "I am the headmaster of Hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore." Still that A kind of Japanese that is not very standard but has no mistakes in grammar and vocabulary. According to the Ministry of Magic, this seems to be called "translation spell"?

Takasugi shifted his gaze to the speaker, and nodded nonchalantly: "I'm Shinsuke Takasugi." His eyes and expression didn't reveal his opinion of the old man's disheveled beard and the bow tie on it.

"My dear boy, first I must say, Welcome to the wizarding world. Although it is not a 100% good experience to travel through time to a completely strange place, but for those who have never had the opportunity to experience this feeling As far as you are concerned, what you encountered is still very miraculous, isn't it?" Dumbledore blinked, and his wand tapped the table lightly, "How about some cockroaches?"

Gao Shan: "..." Looking at the cockroaches that were alive and kicking and crawling on the table, Gao Shan suddenly felt that he was really stupid for being so reassuring just now.Even if this place looks good on the outside, it still can't change its inherent weirdness.Cockroaches——Even when he was poor and useless with Mr. Songyang, Takasugi never gnawed on them.

Wait, although he has never eaten it, but before being found by Mr. Songyang, Yinshi seemed to be living a life of "ghouls" fighting on the battlefield, and then surviving on the remains of the corpse.

Does this mean that Yinshi actually ate cockroaches?

Then should he try it...

The leader of Onibei, a lover of radical terrorist attacks, a conspiracy scientist, and Takasugi, who has just been upgraded from the first-level wanted criminal in Edo to the first-level wanted criminal in the universe, began to think seriously about this issue.

"Dumbledore, I think it's better to have some ordinary food." Fudge saw Takasugi's expression of obviously disliking the cockroach pile but hesitating "because of the idea of ​​whether he should go to the countryside and do as the Romans do", and immediately stepped forward.You must know that Takasugi's height in his heart is equated with the position of "Minister of Magic who brings the wizarding world to the glory of academic research". Naturally, Takasugi cannot be allowed to eat cockroach piles, a food that only people with special tastes can enjoy. .

"It's a pity." Dumbledore showed a regretful expression that exactly matched what he said, and looked at Takasugi kindly, "Then what do you want? How about a glass of milk with sugar?"

Takasugi hesitated: "Yes, strawberry milk?"

"Strawberry milk?" Dumbledore blinked, as if he was a little surprised by his choice, but soon his surprised expression turned into a wrinkled smiley face like a chrysanthemum, "Strawberry and milk, I have to say it's really good." It’s a great choice. It’s nice to meet someone who loves desserts as much as I do.”

Takasugi lowered his eyelashes.He doesn't like desserts at all, but Gintoki likes them very much, and has been yelling "no sugar, no energy" every day since before.In the past, he only cared about chasing and expelling, and never tried to experience Yinshi's feeling.Now that he has decided to live in this place, he wants to try to get in touch with everything Yinshi likes.

If you do this, it seems that you can get a little closer to him.

The pile of cockroaches on the table was replaced by a large glass of fresh milk, and there were small and lovely strawberries floating in the pure white milk.

Takasugi: "..."

Staring at the cup, Takasugi silently thought: Is this strawberry milk?Isn't the pink drink that Yinshi drinks is completely liquid?This is obviously a strawberry soaked in milk!

Dumbledore looked at Gao Shan with a smile, and there were many emotions in his eyes that were kind, cordial and kind.

Gao Shan took a shallow sip with the mentality of "maybe the taste is similar".

Then he put the cup back in place without changing his expression.

Yinshi will definitely not like this taste.Takasugi had a mouthful of milk full of unmelted sugar in his mouth, and a dark and sinister light shone in his eyes.

"Welcome to Hogwarts." Dumbledore said with sly pleasure in his eyes, "I hope you can consider this place your own home, my child."

Takasugi then let nature take its course and stayed.

He naturally noticed that when Dumbledore talked with the Ministry of Magic people, there was a bit of polite refusal in his tone that he didn't want him to stay-not obvious, but there was still.It's just that he didn't intend to pursue the reason why Dumbledore changed his mind.

After coming to this world, he found that he saw a lot of things in perspective.It's not so much that his temper has changed, it's that he has become more patient than before.

But there's nothing wrong with that.

Because he was secretly sent to Hogwarts by the Ministry of Magic for protection, and he was still a Muggle, naturally Takasugi's existence could not be known to everyone in a fair manner.Fortunately, there are a lot of hidden empty rooms in Hogwarts, and after Takasugi lives in it, it is enough to send a house elf to take care of it.

Of course, you can't go to the room near the classroom, the students will be very noisy after class, which will easily affect the rest of the "fragile Muggles"; you can't go to the room near the teacher's lounge, there will always be some hard-working children who will go there after class Ask questions; the rooms near the Hufflepuff dormitory cannot be used. The petrification incident that happened just two days ago made people panic. Hufflepuff children are the least timid. If they find a stranger nearby, they will be scared Bad; the rooms near the Ravenclaw dormitory cannot be accessed, and the small Ravenclaws who are observant and often have an unimaginable enthusiasm for research are too dangerous for Takasugi, although Dumbledore believes his students They are all cute and kind, but there are always some children who are keen on dissecting the human body; the room near the Gryffindor dormitory is even more forbidden. The lively and adventurous little lions like to run around the most. Breaking into Takasugi's house, the result is definitely ten times worse than the ones listed above.

As a result, the only place to go is the room in the Slytherin dormitory.

After all, the Slytherins believed in the principle of not casually inquiring into other people's privacy, and their aristocratic education also made them less prone to riots and chaos like the students of the other three colleges.Most importantly, Dumbledore believed that Lucius Malfoy would not keep the news of "a Muggle coming to Hogwarts" from his son Draco.Even if he concealed it-it didn't matter, Lucius was not the only member of the ancient pure-blood family who worked in the Ministry of Magic and knew of Takasugi's existence.Information among the nobles always flows very quickly. The smart little Slytherins may take a hostile attitude towards the Muggle who appeared mysteriously, but they still won't treat a little Muggle when there is no need to act. Melon shot.

……

Of course, it's useless even if they want to do it.The house elves sent by Dumbledore are responsible for Takasugi's diet, and there is no possibility of being poisoned.As for the spell?It would be a rarity if someone could cast a spell that would catch someone who is immune to magic!

After calling several professors from Hogwarts and Filch to convey the news that Gao Shan would stay at Hogwarts, Dumbledore asked Snape to find a room for Gao Shan.

Snape was a man of action, so he took Takasugi to a secret house not far from his room without saying a word.Use concise sentences and the least venomous words to tell Gao Shan to stay in the house and not to go out. At the end, he snapped his fingers to call out the house elf, ordered the elf to serve Gao Shan, and ordered Gao Shan to order the elf as he wanted. Out of the house, he went straight to his beloved potion.

Takasugi looked around the room, and put his luggage - the kimono he wore in Azkaban - casually on the bed.

"That... are you from Planet ET or something?"

"Dear guest, Lini is a house elf, and Lini's name is Lini. May I ask what Lini can do for you?"

"Make me a glass of strawberry milk, it tastes normal."

Lini the house-elf disappeared with a bow.Takasugi walked to the window and looked out through the window at the verdant trees bathed in sunlight.

The sunshine was just right, just like when he first met Ah Yin.