Dimensional brother is not serious
Chapter 2: Love life, love handsome men, love beautiful women.
Opening the group, Xiaomo saw a lot of new members who came in today, and clicked on the data cards one by one to see, all of them are big beauties, hehehe~ I am going to hook up.
The highest state of hooking up is to watch the beauties chatting there by themselves, and then join their discussions from time to time, and finally lock the target and win it in one fell swoop!
I'm really beautiful and smart at the same time, that guy still thinks I have a low IQ, forget it, I don't want him.Lin Jingmo shook his head, as if all the worries just now had disappeared.
Suddenly a Q sounded, and it turned out that his best friend was looking for him.
Buddies: Is there a magic hook-up?
Lin Jingmo: ...
Best friend: Alas, Momo, why did you come up with such a name? It’s an obvious dating/cannon artifact, and it’s impossible to make people want to be crooked.
Lin Jingmo: ...
Best friend: By the way, did you go to the last Comic Con?
Lin Jingmo: Well, I'm going.
Best friend: There is a guest who is very beautiful, she is the type of Yujie, but she has never spoken to her. Other girls in the circle say that she is cold and so on, but I think she is really beautiful!And I feel that she is very attractive, probably this is the intuition of a straight man.
Then the best friend sent a wretched narcissistic emoji.
Lin Jingmo: (wiping off sweat) Dear wretched gay guy, when did you have the intuition of a straight man...
(The best friend is very close to a man. At first, Lin Jingmo thought they were just ordinary friends, until he accidentally bumped into them kissing...but he didn't see the other's face clearly and didn't know if he was handsome? Cough cough... ...Looks like the focus is wrong)
But it was really scary at the time!I forgot to run away!No, run a ball?I haven't been kissed by a man either... Lin Jingmo started to struggle again.
For a while, the kung fu group seemed to explode.The group leaders all spoke up in person.
Group owner: Welcome new members~~This Coser changed the group name card~~
Then the group owner set her as an administrator.
Lin Jingmo's jaw was about to drop to the ground!
Lin Jingmo, who consciously read countless girls, thought secretly. "I'll go, the treatment is so good? The group leader must be irresistible! Enen must be like this!"
At this time, the gay guy suddenly sent a separate message to Lin Jingmo's Q:
Gun~ According to my investigation, this new girl is the guest of the manga exhibition, did you give her all the management?I just had a private chat with the group owner.
Lin Jingmo: You are a genius, you are a Jishan cannon.
She patronized to see him scolding herself, and looked at his words again before she came back to her senses.So Lin Jingmo immediately typed on the keyboard.
Lin Jingmo: This is the beautiful sister Yu you mentioned! ?
WTF!Is this God giving me a chance to pick up girls!Still such a difficult girl!I like personalities!Lin Jingmo, whose true nature was revealed again, was eager to try.
Gay guy: But buddy, you have to pay attention to her being very cold, many people in the circle say so.And she never spoke at Comic-Con.No one knew what her voice was like.In case it's a drake voice...
Lin Jingmo: What nonsense are you talking about!But what you said is more and more attractive to me!Wait for the big brother to capture this girl!
Gay guy: Little coward, you just talk about your skills, be careful not to get angry.
☆, volume two
The highest state of hooking up is to watch the beauties chatting there by themselves, and then join their discussions from time to time, and finally lock the target and win it in one fell swoop!
I'm really beautiful and smart at the same time, that guy still thinks I have a low IQ, forget it, I don't want him.Lin Jingmo shook his head, as if all the worries just now had disappeared.
Suddenly a Q sounded, and it turned out that his best friend was looking for him.
Buddies: Is there a magic hook-up?
Lin Jingmo: ...
Best friend: Alas, Momo, why did you come up with such a name? It’s an obvious dating/cannon artifact, and it’s impossible to make people want to be crooked.
Lin Jingmo: ...
Best friend: By the way, did you go to the last Comic Con?
Lin Jingmo: Well, I'm going.
Best friend: There is a guest who is very beautiful, she is the type of Yujie, but she has never spoken to her. Other girls in the circle say that she is cold and so on, but I think she is really beautiful!And I feel that she is very attractive, probably this is the intuition of a straight man.
Then the best friend sent a wretched narcissistic emoji.
Lin Jingmo: (wiping off sweat) Dear wretched gay guy, when did you have the intuition of a straight man...
(The best friend is very close to a man. At first, Lin Jingmo thought they were just ordinary friends, until he accidentally bumped into them kissing...but he didn't see the other's face clearly and didn't know if he was handsome? Cough cough... ...Looks like the focus is wrong)
But it was really scary at the time!I forgot to run away!No, run a ball?I haven't been kissed by a man either... Lin Jingmo started to struggle again.
For a while, the kung fu group seemed to explode.The group leaders all spoke up in person.
Group owner: Welcome new members~~This Coser changed the group name card~~
Then the group owner set her as an administrator.
Lin Jingmo's jaw was about to drop to the ground!
Lin Jingmo, who consciously read countless girls, thought secretly. "I'll go, the treatment is so good? The group leader must be irresistible! Enen must be like this!"
At this time, the gay guy suddenly sent a separate message to Lin Jingmo's Q:
Gun~ According to my investigation, this new girl is the guest of the manga exhibition, did you give her all the management?I just had a private chat with the group owner.
Lin Jingmo: You are a genius, you are a Jishan cannon.
She patronized to see him scolding herself, and looked at his words again before she came back to her senses.So Lin Jingmo immediately typed on the keyboard.
Lin Jingmo: This is the beautiful sister Yu you mentioned! ?
WTF!Is this God giving me a chance to pick up girls!Still such a difficult girl!I like personalities!Lin Jingmo, whose true nature was revealed again, was eager to try.
Gay guy: But buddy, you have to pay attention to her being very cold, many people in the circle say so.And she never spoke at Comic-Con.No one knew what her voice was like.In case it's a drake voice...
Lin Jingmo: What nonsense are you talking about!But what you said is more and more attractive to me!Wait for the big brother to capture this girl!
Gay guy: Little coward, you just talk about your skills, be careful not to get angry.
☆, volume two
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