No feeding of soul gems

Because the Red Skull really likes the Sith Lords so much, one day he couldn't hold back his inner agitation anymore, and after scaring a new explorer out of his shit, he asked for leave from the gem that had been guarding it for 70 years.

"Everyone has the right to go faceless." He declared solemnly, "Besides, if I were on earth, I would have retired decades ago."

"I don't want to go." Soul Gem said bluntly.

At this time of the year, it would be irritable for two or three days, and the aborigines on Gainvermir would always go up the mountain in groups to pray.This lizard-like low-intelligence creature climbed up the mountain from the bottom of the mountain ten steps at a time, and stood in a long line on the sacrifice platform one by one to throw down its most precious tribute.

In addition to being edible, the soul gem has the best temper among the six brothers, but no matter how good the temper is, it can't stand people throwing stinky pumpkins and dried salted fish on its head every day.

Hold back, it told itself, it still has to keep others to distribute leaflets to every corner of the universe.

"Look at how dirty and messy the mountain has become in the past two days," Red Skull moved with emotion and reason, "If you promise to lend me some strength and let the universe Rubik's Cube help you with a ride, isn't that okay? Have you escaped from the sea of ​​suffering?" He became sad and indignant as he spoke. "You were not like this before! You used to hate being trapped in Vormir every day! You have changed!"

"Take off the hood and take a look," said the Soul Stone.

The Red Skull took off his hood graciously.

"You haven't changed at all," Gem concluded. "I refuse."

Red Skull:

He began to seriously think about whether to let explorers start to sacrifice cosmetics next time when they came again. Since the former purchasing agent Space Gem had been locked up in Asgard, the scope of business had been greatly reduced.

The lizard next to him thought he was in the way, so he muttered his prayers and wishes to himself, and then dropped a dried salted fish weighing twenty catties.

Red Skull wanted to give up, but he thought of his life mentor ppt, so he became stronger again, changed his mind, and began to beat his chest and feet in grief. "My miserable master! Which other jewel is as pure and ascetic as you! Your loyal servant will clear all obstacles in your way, as long as you tell me what your dream is!"

The soul gem was greatly moved.

It thought for a while, and said sincerely: "My dream is that one day I will be surrounded by handsome men."

Red Skull: Don't stop me, I'm going to smash this most annoying gem in the universe today!

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The Red Skull, who has been repeatedly rejected and ridiculed repeatedly, began to break the jar, which is manifested in passive absenteeism, eccentricities and power-seeking, and is committed to making every explorer who hopes to go up the mountain to hook up with the soul stone doubt life.

After months of holding back, the Soul Gem finally decided to have a friendly discussion with him.

It asked: "One thing I'm curious about, why do you have to sacrifice explorers every time they come?"

"In order to ensure that the bearer can fully understand its power, the gem needs to be sacrificed." Red Skull replied, and what he said was true. For a moment, even the soul gem itself wondered if there was something wrong with his memory.So that's why he jumped off the cliff five hundred times?Sacrifice?Isn't it to force it to death?

The Soul Gem decided to let the subject go.

After a while, it asked again: "Then why do you trick them into offering different sacrifices every time?"

Last month was a sacrifice to myself, last month was a sacrifice to cosmetics, this month was a sacrifice to Earth’s new superhero snack series, and yesterday was a sacrifice to companions.Saying "in order to gain power you have to lose the Guardians of the Galaxy Collector's Lollipop that you carry with you" is perverted enough to say "in order to get the power you have to lose your loved ones" with a breather effect It feels more perverted, making it inexplicably turned into a CP boss. If this matter is not dealt with, it will definitely cause a public relations crisis in the entire universe.

"Why? Because he brought people." Red Skull counted the pile of lollipops on the left and put them on the right, without raising his head. "No one can bring their loved ones before me, if If they do, I'm going to kill one."

"Why do you hate people so much? It's just a relationship. How can you make it look like you haven't had a relationship?" Soul Gem sighed, "Wait, are you blushing?"

"How did you see that I was blushing? Dr. Erskine assured me that no one in the world could see that I was blushing!" Red Skull touched his red face.

"So you really haven't talked about it?"

"Have you ever talked about it! Could it be that stones can also fall in love!" The red skull shouted in anger.

"Although I don't have one, Space has talked with the mother box before about the fake long-distance relationship that can be met anytime and anywhere. It wasn't until one time that the three sisters of the mother box were mistaken, they were beaten up and then dumped." Soul Gem Replied, "If you want me to say that this beating is a huge injustice, the three sisters look exactly the same, even their souls are exactly the same, and it is only ghostly if they can recognize each other."

Thinking of these brothers, even the crying Red Skull can no longer bother it.Brothers are all debts, even the most well-behaved soul gem has recently started to cry every day on the gem exchange channel, and it is useless for anyone to comfort him.

Soul Gem: "Please save me from this soap opera, save the child! I don't want to watch this couple show their affection every day. They both sleep together and hold each other at 45 degrees every day." Jiao looks up at the sky and wonders if this relationship won't work!"

——Space Gem: "Watching the battle of gods in Asgard, I don't have time."

——Time Gem: "I'm chatting with the magic floating cloak, I don't have time."

——Reality Gem: "I'm in confinement at the collector, I don't have time."

——Power Gem: "Ah! Here they come again! The power to destroy everything!"

——Soul Gem Soul Gem feels that the mother is punished by God to give birth to these sons, it is better to give birth to a piece of barbecued pork, sooner or later, the infinite universe will be destroyed in their hands.

"If you guys are so worried, then I suggest you go make friends online." Red Skull, who had been rolling around for a long time and ignored him, patted his butt and stood up, holding his "American Sweetheart Crackling Almond Popsicle" offering, He said earnestly, "Didn't you claim to control all the power of the soul, who will live and who will live and who will die? What's so difficult about traveling through thousands of universes to find a netizen you can chat with?"

"This is not good." Soul Gem refused.

"What's the matter? The soul network is also a network. Sometimes we have to escape reality online and kill our youth." The old bark red skull bit off Captain America's head, and opened the galaxy again.

Soul Gem, who has spent 138 billion years of youth on the "net", humbly accepted his suggestion.

A few days later, it found itself a netizen named Resurrection Stone.