He is from the other side of the starry sky
Chapter 1 So-called Cultural Differences Chapter 2
?Chen Xukai never dreamed that he would meet an alien.
He Lujiaer doesn't seem to know things like umbrellas, wherever he goes, where does the bus stop follow him...
Fortunately, the sweeping aunt was dim-sighted, and before she could see clearly, the bus stop exuding a luxurious atmosphere disappeared in an instant.
He Lujiaer quickly adapted to the new environment (often on business trips), he followed Chen Xukai back home, with his hands behind his back, looked around proudly, walked onto the small independent sofa, and sat down on the back of the sofa in a thrilling manner.
He took the teacup and looked down at Chen Xukai condescendingly.
Before Chen Xukai recovered from the shock, he looked up at He Lujiaer with his head up.
After drinking the tea, He Lujiaer put down the cup and said, "Our life forms are quite similar. Can you introduce this planet to me?"
Chen Xukai: "..."
He Lujiaer waved his hand, signaling him not to be nervous.
Chen Xukai rubbed his face and slapped his hands. His confused mind finally cleared up a bit: "Our ball... is called the Earth, and it is one of the planets in the solar system..."
"Orbiting the sun?"
"Ah."
"What's the density? What's the gravity coefficient? How many star gates are there?"
Chen Xukai: "..."
"How far is it from the Y-9088 galaxy?"
Chen Xukai: "..."
"To put it simply, how far is it from the main star of the Elf Empire?"
Chen Xukai: "..."
He Lujiaer: "..."
Chen Xukai: "You, don't cry."
He Lujiaer: "No, I have a headache."
The necklace disintegrated into dots of powder and surrounded it. Chen Xukai reached out to grab a handful, and the powder flew away from his hand and returned to He Lujiaer.
He Lujiaer sat motionless with his forehead propped up. Chen Xukai felt that his heart was broken, but his stomach was honest. There was a gurgling sound from Helujiaer's belly. A few vegetable leaves, He Lujiaer held the plate but did not move his chopsticks, he stared straight at the fried rice, Chen Xukai was really worried that he would say "I don't eat this, I only eat XX".
"Why are you still not moving?" He Lujiaer frowned.
"Move? What move?"
"The plate, why is it not deformed? Do you want to eat it by yourself?"
Chen Xukai: "...This is the earth."
"Okay." He Lukaer obviously seldom used hands, he reluctantly put the chopsticks together, and even adjusted them - use the end of the chopsticks with the largest contact surface to pull the rice.
Chen Xukai washed a spoon for him, and He Lujiaer used it in the opposite direction this time, digging his head down spoon by spoon.
Chen Xukai felt that he was quite pitiful. He came to a strange planet alone. Fortunately, the food was not much different from theirs...
"Everyone on Earth eats this?" He Lujiaer put down the shiny and empty plate, and hiccupped contentedly, "It's not delicious, it's better than nutrient solution."
"It doesn't taste good, you still eat?! You even licked the plate clean?!" Chen Xukai angrily wiped his mouth with a paper towel, packed up the plates and went into the kitchen. When he came out of the wash, He Lujiaer was burying his head in his legs meditation.
"Grandpa, can you sit down?"
"No, the view here is good."
Chen Xukai somewhat believed that he had come down from the battlefield and would really occupy the commanding heights.
Chen Xukai took out a pack of cigarettes, thought about it, and stuffed it back into his pocket.
"How can I help you?" Chen Xukai felt that as a person on Earth, he should give him a good impression.
"I need a residence, preferably independent, like the one you have." His Majesty the Emperor noticed that the cultures of the two planets were very different, and he needed some time to understand this planet.
"Master, the building is not mine. I only live in this one household in this building, and I still rent it."
"Then I want this..." He pointed at the TV.
Chen Xukai hurriedly turned off the TV. Behind the country garden bungalow was an environmental advertisement, a blue planet with a distant view, the earth is my home, and it is up to everyone to protect the environment. Before this guy has thoughts of occupying the earth, he must cut off his delusions.
"There is a place to live, but you have to promise me that you can't go out casually. If you want to go out, I will accompany you. Also, this..." Chen Xukai pointed to the flying powder, "There is no such thing on earth."
The powder was aggregated into a necklace and hung around his neck. He Lujiaer was a sensible man. He nodded and promised: "Okay, I won't use it casually."
Chen Xukai lived in one bedroom and one living room. He gave up the bedroom and slept on the sofa by himself.
Under his guidance, Helujiaer quickly learned to use the electric water heater. The two of them are about the same size. Helujiaer has strong muscles due to long-term exercise. He wore Chen Xukai's pajamas a little tight, so he simply unbuttoned them. Lie on the bed with your chest open.
Chen Xukai buttoned him, but he said no, Chen Xukai had no choice but to tuck him in the quilt tightly. He Lujiaer's combat uniform went somewhere, Chen Xukai searched around but couldn't find it, and asked him: "Where are your clothes? I'll take it and wash it."
"No need to wash, this thing is alive and will automatically decompose the dirt." He picked up a slap-sized cloth.
Chen Xukai felt that he was in a dream, maybe he was still in a dream now, he slapped his face hard, opened his eyes, Helugal was still there, and so was the deformable cloth... A corner looked(?) at him curiously.
Chen Xukai held five finger prints: "Good night."
Following his example, Helu Jiaer slapped his face fiercely, with five finger marks on his face: "Good night."
The rain was still falling, and the cold wind was blowing. Chen Xukai heard Helukar tossing and turning on the bed, and was considering whether to add an extra quilt for him. Helukar walked out of the room and climbed onto the dining table.
Chen Xukai: "You..."
"It's still cool here." He Lukaer fumbled around the table, "Where's the button?"
"This is Earth."
"Yes."
"Is that...comfortable?"
"It's okay, I sleep on this kind of bed in the battleship, and it feels very kind."
He Lujiaer doesn't seem to know things like umbrellas, wherever he goes, where does the bus stop follow him...
Fortunately, the sweeping aunt was dim-sighted, and before she could see clearly, the bus stop exuding a luxurious atmosphere disappeared in an instant.
He Lujiaer quickly adapted to the new environment (often on business trips), he followed Chen Xukai back home, with his hands behind his back, looked around proudly, walked onto the small independent sofa, and sat down on the back of the sofa in a thrilling manner.
He took the teacup and looked down at Chen Xukai condescendingly.
Before Chen Xukai recovered from the shock, he looked up at He Lujiaer with his head up.
After drinking the tea, He Lujiaer put down the cup and said, "Our life forms are quite similar. Can you introduce this planet to me?"
Chen Xukai: "..."
He Lujiaer waved his hand, signaling him not to be nervous.
Chen Xukai rubbed his face and slapped his hands. His confused mind finally cleared up a bit: "Our ball... is called the Earth, and it is one of the planets in the solar system..."
"Orbiting the sun?"
"Ah."
"What's the density? What's the gravity coefficient? How many star gates are there?"
Chen Xukai: "..."
"How far is it from the Y-9088 galaxy?"
Chen Xukai: "..."
"To put it simply, how far is it from the main star of the Elf Empire?"
Chen Xukai: "..."
He Lujiaer: "..."
Chen Xukai: "You, don't cry."
He Lujiaer: "No, I have a headache."
The necklace disintegrated into dots of powder and surrounded it. Chen Xukai reached out to grab a handful, and the powder flew away from his hand and returned to He Lujiaer.
He Lujiaer sat motionless with his forehead propped up. Chen Xukai felt that his heart was broken, but his stomach was honest. There was a gurgling sound from Helujiaer's belly. A few vegetable leaves, He Lujiaer held the plate but did not move his chopsticks, he stared straight at the fried rice, Chen Xukai was really worried that he would say "I don't eat this, I only eat XX".
"Why are you still not moving?" He Lujiaer frowned.
"Move? What move?"
"The plate, why is it not deformed? Do you want to eat it by yourself?"
Chen Xukai: "...This is the earth."
"Okay." He Lukaer obviously seldom used hands, he reluctantly put the chopsticks together, and even adjusted them - use the end of the chopsticks with the largest contact surface to pull the rice.
Chen Xukai washed a spoon for him, and He Lujiaer used it in the opposite direction this time, digging his head down spoon by spoon.
Chen Xukai felt that he was quite pitiful. He came to a strange planet alone. Fortunately, the food was not much different from theirs...
"Everyone on Earth eats this?" He Lujiaer put down the shiny and empty plate, and hiccupped contentedly, "It's not delicious, it's better than nutrient solution."
"It doesn't taste good, you still eat?! You even licked the plate clean?!" Chen Xukai angrily wiped his mouth with a paper towel, packed up the plates and went into the kitchen. When he came out of the wash, He Lujiaer was burying his head in his legs meditation.
"Grandpa, can you sit down?"
"No, the view here is good."
Chen Xukai somewhat believed that he had come down from the battlefield and would really occupy the commanding heights.
Chen Xukai took out a pack of cigarettes, thought about it, and stuffed it back into his pocket.
"How can I help you?" Chen Xukai felt that as a person on Earth, he should give him a good impression.
"I need a residence, preferably independent, like the one you have." His Majesty the Emperor noticed that the cultures of the two planets were very different, and he needed some time to understand this planet.
"Master, the building is not mine. I only live in this one household in this building, and I still rent it."
"Then I want this..." He pointed at the TV.
Chen Xukai hurriedly turned off the TV. Behind the country garden bungalow was an environmental advertisement, a blue planet with a distant view, the earth is my home, and it is up to everyone to protect the environment. Before this guy has thoughts of occupying the earth, he must cut off his delusions.
"There is a place to live, but you have to promise me that you can't go out casually. If you want to go out, I will accompany you. Also, this..." Chen Xukai pointed to the flying powder, "There is no such thing on earth."
The powder was aggregated into a necklace and hung around his neck. He Lujiaer was a sensible man. He nodded and promised: "Okay, I won't use it casually."
Chen Xukai lived in one bedroom and one living room. He gave up the bedroom and slept on the sofa by himself.
Under his guidance, Helujiaer quickly learned to use the electric water heater. The two of them are about the same size. Helujiaer has strong muscles due to long-term exercise. He wore Chen Xukai's pajamas a little tight, so he simply unbuttoned them. Lie on the bed with your chest open.
Chen Xukai buttoned him, but he said no, Chen Xukai had no choice but to tuck him in the quilt tightly. He Lujiaer's combat uniform went somewhere, Chen Xukai searched around but couldn't find it, and asked him: "Where are your clothes? I'll take it and wash it."
"No need to wash, this thing is alive and will automatically decompose the dirt." He picked up a slap-sized cloth.
Chen Xukai felt that he was in a dream, maybe he was still in a dream now, he slapped his face hard, opened his eyes, Helugal was still there, and so was the deformable cloth... A corner looked(?) at him curiously.
Chen Xukai held five finger prints: "Good night."
Following his example, Helu Jiaer slapped his face fiercely, with five finger marks on his face: "Good night."
The rain was still falling, and the cold wind was blowing. Chen Xukai heard Helukar tossing and turning on the bed, and was considering whether to add an extra quilt for him. Helukar walked out of the room and climbed onto the dining table.
Chen Xukai: "You..."
"It's still cool here." He Lukaer fumbled around the table, "Where's the button?"
"This is Earth."
"Yes."
"Is that...comfortable?"
"It's okay, I sleep on this kind of bed in the battleship, and it feels very kind."
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