I contract this half-immortal in the entertainment industry

After sending away Sun Mulan, the mighty and domineering Guliang, Zhang Yuxuan looked at Zhuge Laoshi who was sleeping soundly on the bed, and immediately wanted to grit his teeth, and then he suddenly thought of a question——

Fuck, the other party slept on his bed after applying ky all over his body! ! !But the other party can't wake up now, Zhang Yuxuan burst into tears, he now knows what it means to shoot himself in the foot, if he hadn't put the bottle of imported ky in the bathroom before, the unlucky one would not be his bed now ...

Zhuge honestly had a full sleep, but when he opened his eyes, he was taken aback by the head lying on his bed beside him—Mo Dan, why did Ah Piao appear here? !

Take a closer look, huh, it's not Ah Piao, it's Zhang Yuxuan, and the other party actually fell asleep lying on his bedside? !

Wait, this is Zhang Yuxuan's home OTZ....... Then Zhuge honestly thought of a very serious problem - Taoism pays attention to karma and reincarnation, so he should not continue to live in Zhang Yuxuan's house now OTZ....

When Zhang Yuxuan woke up in a daze, he saw Zhuge Honesty's serious face, which made Zhang Yuxuan, who had been in contact with Zhuge Honesty's funny side, somewhat unacceptable.

"Zhuge, what are you thinking?" Zhang Yuxuan really couldn't bear the serious face of the other party, so he couldn't help asking.

"I was wondering where should I move?" Zhuge honestly didn't realize it for a moment, and was tricked out.

"Fuck? Are you rich? Are you planning to move out? Are you stupid!" Zhang Yuxuan looked at Zhuge Honesty as if he was looking at a trick, but he knew that the other party was penniless?

"Huh? But last time I picked up a lot of guests in Fengshui Street, so I should be able to pay a month's rent!" Zhuge honestly calculated his money silently.

When Zhuge honestly said this, Zhang Yuxuan looked at Zhuge honestly with a more serious look: "How much money do you have now?"

"That's a lot! It's about 200 yuan, isn't it a lot?" Zhuge asked Zhang Yuxuan honestly and happily.

Zhang Yuxuan was completely speechless now, he had fully understood how cheating this guy was, and the whole Xiaobai was still the kind that Bai couldn't save.However, he gave Zhuge honestly a pitiful look, and then thought that the right thing to do was to puncture his daydream: "The rent in City A is very expensive." Zhang Yuxuan said seriously with a small face.

"That's for sure." Zhuge honestly blinked his eyes when he was affected by Zhang Yuxuan's sudden change of serious painting style, he didn't understand why Zhang Yuxuan said that.

"..." Zhang Yuxuan looked at Jiyou, who suddenly became silly and sweet, and felt a little overwhelmed for no reason. He sighed and continued: "Your 200 yuan is only enough for two days' rent."

……Huh?Why no response?Zhang Yuxuan closed his eyes and waited for Zhuge to be furious, but after waiting for a long time, he didn't wait. He quietly opened his eyes and found that the other party had an expression of "you're fucking kidding me again".Who wants to tease you so much!You don't even believe it when people tell the truth!Zhang Yuxuan wanted to throw the table very much now, but there was no table in the room for him to throw, and his heart was full.

After getting up and walking around the room several times, Zhang Yuxuan finally came up with a very good idea. He couldn't help showing a sinister smile on his face. Seeing that the hairs on the back of Zhuge Honest's neck turned cold, Ma Dan, how could this person be so handsome? It's changed again, master, could this person be a ghost? !

Before Zhuge Laoshi had time to react, he was dragged by Zhang Yuxuan from the bed and was about to walk out the door. Zhuge Laoshi pulled backhand, but Zhang Yuxuan, the puller, was pulled down on the floor instead.

The front tooth hit the wooden floor, it didn't break or fall, but it hurt a little, however, this is not the point, the point is that Zhang Yuxuan felt that he just foolishly tried to pull this soulless Zhuge whose force value blasted the sky just now!So being thrown to the ground and having a toothache was just his own doing!

Getting up, Zhang Yuxuan covered his mouth and said, "Zhuge, why are you treating me like Jiang Zi?"

"..." Zhuge honestly distinguished for a long time before he understood what the other party meant, and then said slowly: "...Didn't you see that I didn't change my clothes?"

Zhang Yuxuan looked at the other party's bathrobe and scratched his head in embarrassment, but he still complained a little, and said, "Then tell me, why are you making such a move? That's not what a gentleman does."

Zhuge looked at Zhang Yuxuan honestly and strangely, and the other party almost got hairy, and then said: "One, I am not a gentleman, I am a Taoist priest, two, you dragged me first, and you haven't given me a chance to speak, three, I didn't treat you Move your hands and feet, I just gently pulled my hand out of yours."

When Zhang Yuxuan heard it, he looked at Zhuge Honesty with blood all over his face, saying, is it really good for you to explain these seemingly reasonable explanations to me in such an orderly manner?Although I've run out of salt...

Also, what does it matter if you are a gentleman or not a Taoist priest? !It's totally illogical, okay... Zhang Yuxuan now only feels that he is powerless to complain.

"...Forget it, forget it, I can't say no to you, but you should change your clothes quickly and I will take you out." Zhang Yuxuan waved his hand, expressing his intention.

"...Where are you going?" Zhuge asked honestly without raising his head, but he was hurriedly changing into his only clothes.

"I'll take you to the real estate agency to see the current rental price." Zhang Yuxuan looked at Zhuge Honesty with a touch of worry.As soon as he mentioned renting a house, he couldn't help but think of Zhuge Honest's theory about renting a house in City A for a month with 200 yuan soft sister coins, and then he couldn't help laughing, but when he thought of the opponent's force value, Zhang Yuxuan was overwhelmed. Forced to distort a face that was not handsome at all.Forget it, he decided to slap Zhuge honestly in the face with the facts.

"..." Zhuge honestly looked at the darkening sky outside the window, puzzled, "Why is there still a shop open when it's so dark? Isn't it going to bed soon?"

...Well, Zhang Yuxuan is too lazy to bother with this little Taoist priest who has no common sense now, and he doesn't want to explain the so-called night life to the other party. It's very interesting to think about it... So Zhang Yuxuan, who was relatively normal, was forced to be silent by Zhuge Honesty

After leaving the Zhang family's mansion, Zhuge honestly looked at the brightly lit City A, and said with emotion: "People these days are playing when they should be sleeping to recharge their energy. It's really desperate."

Hearing this, the young driver slammed on the brakes. Zhuge is honest and good at martial arts, so nothing happened. It's just that our poor Zhang Ershao was unsteady, and with a plop, his head hit the front seat, and he almost didn't hit his head. Vibration or something.

Zhang Ershao covered his injured forehead and yelled at the driver: "How do you drive?! Don't you have eyes? There's nothing in front of you, why are you slamming on the brakes! Be careful, I'll resign you, hear that? !"

However, at this time, Zhuge honestly stared straight ahead, and then said leisurely: "There is a monster in front..."

These words almost did not choke Zhang Ershao Zhang Yuxuan's heart, he turned his head, glared at the monster Zhuge honestly, and said: "Can you stop talking nonsense, there is nothing here, you actually said there is a monster Damn, I've read too many supernatural novels!"

Zhuge honestly glanced at Zhang Yuxuan indifferently, and said, "You wait for mortals. Hmph."

Fuck!This is contempt, contempt, contempt!Still waiting for a mortal, speaking as if you are not a mortal yourself, and the last one hum...how arrogant and dull you are!Zhang Yuxuan clutched his chest, wanting to fall down weakly, he felt that this Zhuge could give up the treatment, no matter how good the medicine was, he wanted to say goodbye by hand!Ma Dan, there is a snake spirit disease that has no cure and no cure, please take it away.

The car was quickly started, and then went to the nearest agency.

When the potbellied intermediary saw all kinds of equipment on Zhang Yuxuan's body, all of them were famous brands from head to toe, and they were not the kind of famous brands that could be bought casually, which meant that this person must be either rich or expensive, but Zhang Yuxuan The impoverished Zhuge honestly was directly ignored by the snobbish intermediary.

Seeing Zhang Yuxuan enter the door, the agent hurriedly licked an old wrinkled face full of jujube, and looked at the "rich man" Zhang Yuxuan with a smile. Can make him eat and drink for a long time.

It's just that this intermediary made a wrong calculation today, Zhang Ershao didn't even think about looking for a house, but just wanted to bring someone to "see" the housing prices in City A.

"Yo, this young master, rare customer, rare customer. As soon as you come in, I feel like I'm radiant!" The agent smiled so that his old face wrinkled together, and Zhang Yuxuan, who was so frightened, almost grabbed Zhuge honestly without directly pulling him. door away.

At this moment, Zhuge, who had been silent all this time, said honestly: "Sir, although you work hard, you will spend the money you make on women, and your wife even gave you a cuckold."

As soon as these words came out, the two men stared at Zhuge Honesty with wide eyes.

Zhang Yuxuan no longer wants to say anything to this guy who doesn’t care about the occasion, you are here to look at the house price, not to tell people’s fortunes... Really... and you don’t have to be so honest... Zhang Yuxuan is extremely sure of Zhuge’s honest fortune-telling ability After all, he has witnessed Zhuge's honest determination with his own eyes.

But that intermediary was different. He didn’t know who Zhuge Honest was. Although Zhuge Honest had something to say, his wife would not cuckold him. Tempered and irritable, how could the other party have such courage?The intermediary scoffed at Zhuge's honest words.

The intermediary felt that if this nonsense person was surrounded by rich and young people, he would definitely beat up this young man now and make him talk nonsense!But he still opened his mouth to defend his wife: "How could my wife cuckold me? I believe her."

The author has something to say: ... the author Sang broke the update yesterday ... the reason is very simple ... I finally coded a chapter and didn't save it ... the distressed author Sang ... I want to cry ... QWQ

☆、Strange call

The intermediary felt that if this nonsense person was surrounded by rich and young people, he would definitely beat up this young man now and make him talk nonsense!But he still opened his mouth to defend his wife: "How could my wife cuckold me? I believe her."

Zhuge honestly heard the words, raised his head and squinted at the agent, and said calmly: "It doesn't matter if you don't believe it." Then he didn't want to say more.

Zhang Yuxuan here is very happy to listen to it. He has only watched Zhuge's supernatural powers at close range twice, and then he has never had a chance to touch him again. Now that Zhuge is suddenly given such an intermediary again, he can't wait to fly to this place immediately. The intermediary's family grabbed the other party's wife and asked her if she had cheated.

When the intermediary heard what Zhuge honestly said, they wanted to press Zhuge honestly, but Zhuge honestly's mouth suddenly seemed to be glued with 502 glue, and no matter how much he asked, he couldn't get a result.Therefore, the intermediary could only stare at Zhuge Honestly with hatred, but he also murmured in his heart, what this man said was so decisive, it really made him a little flustered, the intermediary comforted himself in his heart with a beer belly .

"Hey, sir, I'm here to see the price of a rental house today, don't talk about wives and wives." Zhang Yuxuan knew whether there would be any follow-up to this incident, so he looked impatiently at such an intermediary and thought. Wasting his precious time, so he stretched out his hand and knocked impatiently on the wooden table next to him a few times to remind the intermediary who was stuck in thinking.

The agent woke up startled, seeing the impatience on Zhang Yuxuan's face with the label of Mr. Qian in front of him, he was a little embarrassed, and could only continue to lick his smiling face and said, "Yes, yes, I wonder what kind of house this uncle wants to rent?"

"The cheapest one." Zhang Yuxuan said without hesitation.

The agent opened his mouth wide, as if it was a little inconceivable that the gentleman in front of him, who was wearing expensive watches all over his body, was so stingy that he would only rent the cheapest house? ! !The equipment on this body doesn't look like counterfeit goods. . .Could it be that the other party took out all the money on his body and exchanged it for this set to install 13, so he has no money to rent a slightly more expensive house? !The intermediary couldn't fill in the brain hole for a while, so he looked at Zhang Yuxuan with more and more weird eyes, faint, and traces of sympathy and pain, and Zhang Yuxuan's goose bumps came down all over his body.

Holding his arm and rubbing it, Zhang Yuxuan said viciously: "'What are you looking at, don't you hurry up and find it for me?"

Now that the intermediary is sure that the person in front of him is a handsome man with all his wealth, he can't help but put away the smile on his face, and sits listlessly in front of the computer to check the house price, from low to high.

Soon, a sullen voice from the intermediary came from behind the computer: "The minimum price is 1000 yuan, if it is lower, it will be gone.""

What? !Zhuge was stunned, and asked with trembling mouth: "'You are lying." But his hand subconsciously touched the thick stack of soft sister coins in his pocket, and the sadness in his heart was really amazing Forked Chopin can't play it.

Zhang Yuxuan took a sympathetic look at Zhuge Laoshi's little trick that he thought was hidden, but he was happy in his heart. Now Zhuge Laoshi would not leave his house~

"'Why am I lying to you? Let me tell you, I am a man of all ages. Since you can see that my wife is cuckolding me, why don't you see that I am honest and honest from my face?" Said patiently, there was a bit of yin and yang in the tone.

Both Zhuge Laoshi and Zhang Yuxuan were stunned by the brazenness of this agency, hey hey hey, with your appearance of obviously being greedy for a lot of money, how dare you say that you are innocent, honest and honest?What about the face?Erha ate them all?The poor Erha is lying on the gun again_(:з)∠)_

Zhuge honestly wanted to shake his head and tell the agency no, but Zhang Yuxuan stopped him in advance. Then, the agency's phone rang suddenly.

The three people in the store all looked at the source of the sound, and the agent was also a little strange. Why is it that his wife usually carries a precious mobile phone with him?Curiously, he took out his mobile phone, and looked at the phone with the note on the phone that the number "Baby No. [-]" was a bit strange, but since the ringtone kept ringing non-stop, he pressed the answer button, and accidentally pressed a loudspeaker.

Before the agent had time to say a polite hello, a sticky voice suddenly rang out from the other end of the phone.

"Baby, why did you answer the phone? Did you have an appointment with some wild man again?'" The obvious male voice was full of grievances.

But Zhuge honestly was stunned by the disgusting baby that kept echoing in the small space, and even had a certain psychological shadow on the word baby because of this, so that when someone called him baby at home in the future, he would just slap him. In the past, leaving traces of love.

Here, the intermediary was surprised, and then asked cautiously: "Well, sir, did you make the wrong number?"

"Hey, how could I make a wrong call? Wait, why is this phone in your hand?! What about her? Say, did you pick up this phone?!" When the man on the other side heard the intermediary's voice, All of a sudden, he became vigilant, and his voice suddenly lost its stickiness, and it was still a little harsh. This sounds quite pleasant, at least not as nauseating as before.

The intermediary said confidently: "This phone belongs to my wife, you must have made a mistake."

The phone on the other side was silent for a moment, and just when the agent thought the other party would hang up, another voice came from the other side: "Are you really XXX's husband? The real one?" Is this agency the genuine one with a marriage certificate or another concubine?

"What's the real one? She's just my husband. Who are you?" The intermediary who heard more and more felt that something was wrong quickly said viciously: "Are you a liar? So the owner who found out this phone wants to cheat a sum of money?!"

At this time, Zhuge Laoshi who was on the side was too lazy to continue listening. He turned around and was about to leave, but was stopped by Zhang Yuxuan. Zhuge Laoshi was about to say something, but saw Zhang Yuxuan put his right index finger on his mouth to restrain him. speech action.Zhuge was honestly puzzled, but he did as well, and then he looked at Zhang Yuxuan with a black line on his face and pricked up his ears to listen to the intermediary's phone call.

It turned out that this person wanted to listen to the corner... Zhuge was honest and helpless, but he was too lazy to pay attention to such things, but since Jin wanted to listen, he couldn't leave, so he found a random place to sit cross-legged.

However, Zhang Yuxuan could hear the flavor of JQ, and when he thought of Zhuge Honest's comments to the agency just now, he couldn't help thinking about it, and then he wanted to know the follow-up development even more eagerly, and at the same time, he wanted to verify whether Zhuge's calculation was accurate.

"Hehe, forget it, since you are her husband, I can't continue talking. Hang up." The man opposite had no intention of continuing to entangle with the agency, so he wanted to hang up.

"Come back! Tell me clearly!" The intermediary naturally couldn't let the other party slip away like this, and wanted the other party to stay and speak clearly, but the answer was a beeping voice of hanging up.

The intermediary watched the phone hang up with a livid face, and suddenly the comment Zhuge Honestly gave him just now flashed in his mind, and he couldn't help but turn pale...it couldn't be true as that person said...holding the phone, the intermediary breathed a little In a hurry, he hurriedly started looking for Zhuge Laoshi.

Then the intermediary, who was so anxious that his hairline was almost receding, quickly found Zhuge Honesty in the corner. Seeing him sitting cross-legged with his eyes closed, this image suddenly became taller in the eyes of the intermediary——Emma , This is definitely a master master!

The intermediary secretly hated that he had no eyes just now, and that he didn't know gold and jade. He was definitely blinded by his eyeballs, hey!So, he immediately walked up to Zhuge Laoshi respectfully, and when he was about to say something doggy, Zhuge Laoshi suddenly opened his eyes, and there was a flash of sharpness in his eyes, which made the agent fall backwards in fright Ass sat on the ground.

Here Zhang Yuxuan didn't see Zhuge Honesty's eyes just now, so he was a little puzzled that the agent suddenly fell to the ground, and secretly thought that the agent sat down because of the awe of Zhuge Honesty.The problem is, Zhang Yuxuan, Zhang Ershao, you are also a weirdo, who is in awe not of throwing their bodies to the ground but sitting on their buttocks?Don't show it if you don't have common sense, so as not to make people laugh.

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☆、Bar tour-1

After the intermediary fell down, he felt palpitations about the eyes that Zhuge honestly cast over unconsciously. From this, he felt even more in his heart that he had met a real half-immortal.Hurriedly got up from the ground, then bowed respectfully to Zhuge honestly, hesitantly said: "Master..."

"If you have something to say directly." Zhuge honestly opened his eyes and looked at the intermediary in front of him with a huge contrast in attitude. He didn't care. Cultivate the mind and not be disturbed by the sorrow and joy of external objects.

"This, actually, hey, I just want to confirm whether my mother-in-law is cheating..." The intermediary hesitated for a long time, but his mind went blank. Although he met Zhuge, he didn't know what to ask.

"Didn't I already answer this question?" Zhuge replied honestly and indifferently. In the eyes of Zhang Yuxuan who was on the side, this appearance was too much, but he felt that he was really a master, so he secretly rubbed whether he wanted to Also pretend to look like this? !At this time, Zhuge Laoshi suddenly looked at the agent with sharp eyes, then waved his hands helplessly and said: "Obviously there are other requests, if you don't ask, then it is missed. Forget it. Then I will leave first."

After finishing speaking, he got up and left, the intermediary was dumbfounded, this person left just as he said, and just wanted to chase after him, but was stopped by Zhang Ershao: "Hey, our Zhuge fortune-telling needs money. Just help You forget it for free, and remember to go to Fengshui Street to find him if you need to calculate other things later. Let’s go first, goodbye~” Zhang Yuxuan was in a good mood and advertised Zhuge Honestly for free, whistled, and planned to take Zhuge Honestly go home.

While sitting in the car, Zhang Ershao suddenly received a call from his group of cronies.

"Hey--"

"Second Young Master, why haven't you come out to play with me in the past few days?" There were noisy voices and music on the other side of the phone, obviously in a bar or a place like KTV.

"Cough, something happened recently." Zhang Yuxuan glanced quietly at Zhuge Honesty, and found that the other party was staring at him, he couldn't help but feel a little uncomfortable, coughed, and explained.

"Come on, we don't know about you, Second Young Master, how could you be the kind of person who can work hard? You won't meet some beautiful woman and pull him into bed every day, right?" The person on the opposite side joked wildly .

"Bah, put...don't talk nonsense, brother, I haven't met a beautiful woman recently, but a kung fu master." Zhang Ershao sneakily said to the person on the other end of the phone, his wretched look seemed to be Afraid that Zhuge heard the same.

Looking at Zhuge like this, he is honestly very speechless. By the way, Zhang Ershao, you don’t know that people who practice martial arts, especially those who practice inner martial arts, although they are not clairvoyant, their vision and hearing are superhuman?Therefore, Zhang Ershao's evasive action is a joke in Zhuge's honest eyes, and he can hear it clearly anyway ╮(╯_╰)╭

"Hahahaha, Young Master Lin, come quickly, Second Young Master lied to us that he met a kung fu master recently, so he hasn't come out to play." The person on the opposite side shouted to the person next to him.

"Hey, he must have met that kind of kung fu master!" The person next to him sneered, and immediately, the other end of the phone burst into laughter, obviously not believing Zhang Yuxuan's words, and thinking that he was just trying to cover up.

Zhang Ershao was helpless, but he felt that for the sake of face and self-esteem, he had to prove that he was not lying, so he turned his head to look at Zhuge Honest, and then said angrily to the other end of the phone: "Okay, you dare to say Er Shao I lied, I will bring the masters over to show you right away, one by one, hum, wait for me, tell me the address."

Then Zhang Yuxuan directly asked the driver to turn around and take him and Zhuge honestly to the Souvier bar where the group of cronies were.

After instructing the driver, Zhang Yuxuan remembered that he hadn't asked Zhuge Laoshi for his opinion, so he could only turn his head to look at Zhuge Laoshi, and said cautiously: "Zhuge..."

"..." Zhuge honestly wasn't used to Zhang Yuxuan's humble attitude for a while, and almost scared himself, so he looked at Zhang Yuxuan with a strange look, and didn't answer.

Zhang Yuxuan thought that Zhuge honestly was angry, and became more careful. He looked at Zhuge honestly's face, but unfortunately the lights in the car were not turned on, so he couldn't see anything clearly, and he was even more uncertain and panicked: "Zhuge honestly , come with me this time... Just once, I will do whatever you want me to do in the future!" Zhang Yuxuan patted his chest with a slap.

Zhuge is honestly even more surprised, this person is his creditor, why should he be like this...?

So the two people whose brain waves were not on the same channel miraculously got the wrong frequency again, but in this case, the two can still continue the conversation, which is also bullshit.

Zhuge honestly managed to get the signal in the service area, connected to Zhang Yuxuan's brainwaves, and then said lightly: "Whatever you want, I'm just worried that the night will be cloudy, and some things are not good." Thinking about what he saw before Zhuge honestly always felt a little uneasy about the flickering monster aura, but he just frowned, but he didn't object. If he ran into that monster, he might... be able to deal with it, right?

Zhuge honestly thought uncertainly, and felt that he should not be so unlucky to meet monsters...

"Don't be afraid, there is Taoist Zhuge, right?" Zhang Yuxuan didn't take the so-called yin energy seriously, thinking that Zhuge honestly made it up to scare him. After all, he is a professional Taoist, and he can easily get such supernatural things, right?

The car soon arrived at the Souvier bar. Zhuge honestly frowned and looked at such a place where the air was dirty and not conducive to practice. He was really disgusted, but Zhang Yuxuan, who just saw Zhuge honestly frowning, felt his heart skip a beat, thinking that the other party regretted it?But after thinking about it, I have already arrived here anyway, and the thief ships are all on board, so I can’t get off. Hey ;-)

Therefore, Zhang Yuxuan took Zhuge honestly into the bar with peace of mind.Before he got close to the bar, Zhuge honestly heard loud music, which was deafening, especially for a person like him who has a particularly sensitive hearing... It is really a kind of auditory torture OJZ

Now Mr. Zhuge wished that someone would plug his ears with two balls of cotton, otherwise he was really afraid that he would become deaf.And when I walked in, I passed by one by one, spraying low-quality or high-quality perfume, dressed in strange shapes, extremely revealing, which made the conservative Zhuge honestly unacceptable, not to mention, these people would more or less follow Ah Piao, Zhuge honestly ignored all of this. After all, he needs props to accept A Piao, and props need money. .

Some people may have said, shouldn't you, a Taoist priest, be obliged to accept A Piao?Bah, who said that?That is an orthodox Taoist priest, not the obligation of a non-mainstream Taoist priest like him ╮(╯_╰)╭

The author has something to say: ...I won't be able to update it in the future...but it will definitely end...The author Sang has been a little busy recently...well...it is recommended to read it after gaining weight...thank you...

☆、Bar tour-2

Zhang Yuxuan hasn't been to the bar for the past few days, he just feels itchy and uncomfortable. He looks at everything in the bar now and sees that everything is good and everything is fresh.Especially since it seems that he hasn't seen him for a few days, there are suddenly many beauties that he doesn't see here, which really makes him feel like a feast for his eyes.

But Zhuge honestly was extremely speechless towards these women, and he didn't have any good impressions.All of them are skinny like silky chickens, they are so ugly and yet dare to wear such revealing clothes, they are simply drunk.And the painting on his face is even scarier than the scene of a car accident he usually sees, and he hasn't had time to restore his face!Damn, isn't she really planning to poison herself or choke to death the man who wants to kiss her with so much powder on her face?I really don't understand.

Turning his head, Zhuge honestly saw Zhang Yuxuan's eyes narrowed, looking at the women passing by him with wolf light, his eyes seemed to be drawn to those women, which made Zhuge honestly feel even more dissatisfied Unsolved, he looked at the woman with smoky makeup who was walking past with her butt twisting and twisting. He suddenly felt a strong urge to correct the woman's posture, and forcibly pressed his hand that was about to move. Then silently recite the Taoist name in my heart, and warn myself that impulsiveness is the devil.

It's just that Zhuge honestly thinks that these women are wearing such high and thin high heels and can walk with their buttocks twisted at such an incredible angle. I have to say that this is actually a different kind of god-man.

Really can't stand the dirty air in the bar, Zhuge Laoshi can't wait to hope that after Zhang Yuxuan can take him to meet his friends, he can go home quickly.

When Zhang Yuxuan was found, the other party had already grabbed a woman's white, tender and smooth hand, one hand was still mopping, but his eyes were always staring at the other party's deliberately squeezed breasts that seemed to explode, and the other hand was touching her. Touching the smooth and slender thighs of the other party, she was about to get close to the scenery under the other party's skirt, and the woman was still laughing, holding a tall glass in her hand and shaking the few remaining cocktails in it, as if she was not interested in Zhang Yuxuan's actions. stop.

Zhuge honestly can't stand it anymore, even if this woman is ugly, she can't be so disrespectful!It's just that he really can't and doesn't have the qualifications to educate that ugly woman, but he can still stop the immoral behavior of his benefactor, what's more, he still needs Zhang Yuxuan to take him away early instead of letting him dedicate himself to those Ugly woman!

Therefore, Zhuge honestly slapped Zhang Yuxuan on the back without hesitation. Because the slap came so suddenly and with great force, Zhang Yuxuan, who was so frightened that he almost managed to put his hand under the skirt of the beautiful woman, slapped his whole face. It got stuck between the beauty's legs, and knocked over all the cocktails in the hands of the beauty. The cocktail suddenly fell to the ground, and the glass fell to the ground and shattered. stepped on it——

Zhang Yuxuan managed to get up from between the beauty's legs, when he heard the crackling sound of glass shattering in his ears.He was so frightened that his legs gave way, and he almost fell down again. The beautiful woman just now screamed, almost piercing Zhang Yuxuan's ears.

Zhang Yuxuan rubbed his injured ear, and was so frightened that he dragged Zhuge honestly to the private room where his buddies usually stayed. As for the chaos just now, he didn't see anything, well, anyway, neither he nor Zhuge was the culprit !

Just as they approached the private room, Zhuge Laoshi suddenly grabbed Zhang Yuxuan and stopped him from moving forward. The expression on his face became very serious, as if he had discovered something, which puzzled Zhang Yuxuan who was forced to stop .

Seeing Zhuge's honest and oppressive expression, the softie Zhang Yuxuan couldn't help scratching his hair in doubt, not knowing why the other party was suddenly so close to the enemy.

Zhang Yuxuan wanted to ask Zhuge Laoshi as soon as he opened his mouth, but Zhuge Laoshi suddenly covered his mouth after making a sound.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!" You let me go!Zhang Yuxuan wanted to escape from Zhuge Honest's clutches, but suddenly felt a pain in his head. Zhang Yuxuan's eyes widened, and it seemed a little unbelievable that he was rewarded with a legendary chestnut!

Zhuge Honest's shot was a bit heavy, and Zhang Yuxuan, who was in pain, let out a "wow", and just bit down on Zhuge Honest's hand.

Of course, although Zhuge honestly hadn't practiced any iron palm skills, his hands were still extremely hard, so the unlucky Zhang Yuxuan only felt his teeth collapse after biting down, as if his gums were a little loose.

The sadness in Zhang Yuxuan's heart is flowing against the current, why is it always him who is unlucky? !Now he just wants to cry and recite a well-known text he learned in junior high school: Why do I often have tears in my eyes, because my pain is so painful that my heart hurts deeply.

Seeing that Zhang Yuxuan hadn't moved, Zhuge nodded in satisfaction, and patted Zhang Yuxuan's hair like he usually does when he touches rhubarb.

Zhang Yuxuan immediately exploded, oh my god, he, the second young master of the Zhang family, was treated as a pet by a little Taoist priest!It's just looking for death!It's a pity that the difference in force between the enemy and us is too great, and Zhang Yuxuan can only pretend to be good with tears in his eyes.

Zhuge honestly squinted his eyes and looked ahead, then suddenly sniffed his nose, he seemed to smell a special smell... and it seemed very familiar... as if he had smelled it somewhere...

It was just that he couldn't remember it for a while, Zhuge honestly pulled out his hair that was as messy as a bird's nest, frowning, as if he didn't understand what he found.

Zhang Yuxuan was impatient to wait, and just wanted to ask Zhuge honestly what happened, for example, did he just see the figure of a customer whom he cheated? O_o But before he had time to express his thoughts, Zhang Yuxuan watched Zhuge honestly stride forward suddenly.

Zhang Yuxuan couldn't help being a little dumbfounded when he saw that the direction Zhuge honestly was heading was actually the private room where he and his friends often meet. He thought that Zhuge honesty had figured out the location just now, so the feeling of admiration for honesty Zhuge in his heart increased again. building.

Zhuge honestly walked back and forth outside the private room irritably, frowning like a small hill, how could it disappear... Something is not right... Obviously he smelled it just now!

Zhang Yuxuan is now close to the point of blindly worshiping Zhuge Honesty, seeing Zhuge Honesty like this