I contract this half-immortal in the entertainment industry

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Title: The Half Immortal in the Entertainment Circle I Contract

Author: Drunk to the world of mortals

Copywriter:

A fortune teller + a popular movie star in the entertainment industry = recruiting peach blossoms, raising little ghosts, seeking luck in career? !

NO! NO! NO!

One is a little Taoist priest with a baby face and half a bottle of water, and the other is a hardcore scientific atheist film king. Theoretically, these two people are incompatible, but they are magically entangled together!

【small theater】

"Sir, I see that your seal is black, and there must be a bloody disaster in the near future."

"...I see you are going to jail."

"Only ninety-eight, X gas doll amulet to take home."

"...have called the police."

"Sir, I see that your red luan is moving, and a good thing is coming!... Uh, let me go, I'm not your peach blossom, grave bastard!"

"So you are my Red Luan Star"

"What the hell..."

Baby-faced half-immortal shou × mixed-race actor Gong

PS. All content in this article is purely fictitious, please do not compare it with reality

Content tags: supernatural, supernatural, urban, love, fate, encounter, love and killing

Search keywords: Protagonist: Guess┃Supporting role: Soy Sauce Party┃Others: entertainment circle, supernatural, physiognomy

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☆、The meaning of the existence of junior sisters-Part [-]

The author has something to say: a new hole has been opened, a new style of writing, this is the author Sang's writing practice, there must be a lot of bugs, I hope you will forgive me, of course, this article is a modern fiction, don't compare it with reality.Thank you so much ╭(╯ε╰)╮

Once upon a time, there was a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain. There was an old monk in the temple.Then what?Oh, and then the old Taoist threw the little Taoist out of the mountain.

The unlucky apprentice who was thrown out of the mountain by his master was this Zhuge honestly.He is white and tender, with a baby face that makes him look like a teenager who is only fourteen or fifteen years old. He has short hair like a hedgehog, which makes him feel prickly when he looks at it. With cat eyes and a little baby fat on his cheeks, he looks like a full-fledged little hamster with a slightly bulging face. He looks very lucky, so his master sometimes prefers to call him little hamster.

Originally, an old Taoist priest surnamed Zhuge and named Jisheng took his big apprentice out to do ceremonies in a small village at the foot of the mountain. The other party’s family member passed away not long ago. He recited sutras for the other party, but after deducting the cost, the income was left. Not much.

"Master, did you say that reincarnation really exists in this world? Didn't you say that ashes return to ashes?" On the way back, Zhuge couldn't help but asked honestly, puzzled.

"Don't you have yin and yang eyes to see those souls? Why do you still have such doubts?" Zhuge Jisheng stroked his beard.

"The main reason is that I haven't seen the so-called ghost messenger. I haven't seen any bull's head and horse face, and I haven't even seen the so-called Huangquan Road." Zhuge honestly rubbed his head in embarrassment.

"You think too much, why don't you go for a walk around the town with Master and me to buy." The old Taoist cheerfully flipped the soft sister money in his hand, and did not continue to answer the big apprentice's words.

Suddenly, Zhuge Jisheng felt a strange feeling in his heart. He stared at the serious face of his eldest disciple, was stunned for a moment, and asked, "Little hamster, how old are you this year? Fifteen or ten?" Four?"

Zhuge Laoshi's stern little face cracked open, and the corner of his mouth twitched helplessly, "Master, I'm already eighteen."

"Huh?!" The original kind smile on Zhuge Jisheng's face also cracked, but the mouth under the beard muttered: "Tsk, 18 years have passed in the blink of an eye. Oh, I'm getting old." Saying so, a skinny and skinny right hand stretched out from under the wide sleeve, pinched his fingers, and then slapped his thigh: "Hey, I said what happened just now, tsk tsk. It turns out that it's time, hehe."

That smile and the light in his eyes looked so shabby, it forced Zhuge, who was still in the scorching summer, to fight a cold war, always feeling that his master was plotting something.

Zhuge honestly had just turned eighteen, the age at which cats hate dogs after the rainy season has passed, Zhuge Jisheng thought about passing on the things left by his ancestors to him, and then went out for a walk in a cool and unrestrained way.

I heard that it’s not popular on the Internet recently. The world is so big. Do I want to go and see it?Action is not as good as heartbeat, so act directly.Of course, although the final truth is always skinny.

Dragging a handful of old bones, the old Taoist managed to pull out a large iron box from under the layers of spider webs and dust, and it hit the ground with a horrible sound. Zhuge honestly felt his heart tremble for a while, and then his brain opened Wide open, don't be zombies or something, you must know that they are not Maoshan Taoist priests who eliminate zombies.

Zhuge honestly has been afraid of this kind of thing since he was a child. When he encountered this kind of thing, his hands and feet became cold and his whole body became stiff, and then he was so frightened that he fainted. Later, his master laughed and said: "If you are adopted by a Maoshan Taoist Wouldn't it be crazy for the rest of my life?"

Speaking of which, Maoshan Taoist priests of the same clan and different sects specialize in dealing with that kind of thing. Children of the Taoist school have been with that kind of thing day and night since they were young, and then return to the Taoist school after they are fully adapted. Speaking of it, the training method is too cruel, Zhuge To be honest, I have been thankful countless times that I am not from that Taoist sect, otherwise he would have gone crazy by now.

But although he is afraid of zombies, it does not mean that Zhuge is honestly afraid of ghosts and souls. Who made him have yin and yang eyes, which made Zhuge Jisheng envious for a long time. One, this kid, is lucky.Of course, people who are born with yin and yang eyes still need to undergo various trainings, and have to learn how to control and use them well.

Zhuge honestly kept his hands in his sleeves trembling. He wanted the master not to open it many times. He was so frightened for a long time. After opening the iron cover, Zhuge honestly closed his eyes and yelled "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" A slap was made on the forehead: "What's the number? What about the funeral? Now it's not for people to cry, shut up, coward! There are no zombies here!"

Oh oh, there are no zombies, Zhuge honestly opened one eye carefully, and after making sure that there was really nothing that frightened him, he was relieved, and then quickly opened the other eye.

Take another look into the box, oh, the box turned out to be the official standard equipment of Banxian—a small wooden table, a small round stool, a pair of round black sunglasses in the late Qing Dynasty, and a piece of "Zhuge" printed on it like a ghost. "Iron Broken" white flags, a set of faded gray Taoist robes, and a piece of cloth with eight trigrams painted on it.

Then, it was gone, Zhuge was honestly disappointed, and said casually: "Isn't this a six-piece set for cheating money?"

"Fuck off, you little soul with no eyesight! Back then, I really picked up a placenta and raised a bastard! You deserve it because you are a round-faced dwarf who can't catch up with Bai Xue!" The old Taoist slapped It hit Zhuge Laoshi on the head, but Zhuge Laoshi dodged it wittily.

Zhuge Laodao usually hates others to say that he is cheating money, but this stupid kid still likes to step on his painful feet. If he doesn't die, he won't die, but Zhuge honestly always has a way of saying that he can feel the years without opening his mouth. Jing Hao has the ability to say the end of the world when he opens his mouth. This ability makes him the most unpopular person at the moment-a bear kid.So this brat has been unable to catch up with his junior sister Bai Xue.As far as IQ and EQ are concerned, hum, it is a miracle that someone can ask for it.

The old Taoist priest who had been trampled on his sore feet groaned, and then threw the iron box out of the Taoist temple with others, and by the way gave a majestic and aboveboard reason: "Enter the world for experience." As for the iron box, it was his only carry-on Items, after all, the Taoist temple has been unable to make ends meet, and almost all the money has been turned into the milk powder money of Zhuge Honest Zhuge Baixue, a pair of brothers and sisters.

Zhuge honestly sat on the iron box at the foot of the mountain, his heart was desolate, and he was driven down the mountain penniless.

Speaking of which, Zhuge was honestly adopted by his master. According to his master, it was a dark and windy night, when Hong Xing came out of the wall, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah bah, the old Taoist went out for a walk after supper to cultivate himself, and returned home On the way to Guanguan, I tripped over an unknown baby, and fell like a dog. Fortunately, I didn't break the only real front tooth left in the end. I lowered my head again and saw such a person who was abandoned by others. The baby, and then he made the decision he regretted most in his life-adopted the little baby that was frozen to death.

After going back, Zhuge Jisheng, who was excited for a while, even named the baby Zhuge Tiedan, which he thought was very loud and practical. Tsk, it looked quite local, and it fit the national conditions anyway. It was not bad. After a swipe, it was changed again, this time it was a name that was too common and close to the common people - Zhuge Laoshi.This time it is the urban-rural fringe style.

Not long after adopting, the old Taoist priest adopted another baby, this time it was a soft girl, the old Taoist priest cheerfully calculated a divination, and then named him Zhuge Baixue, so it is also different to name it as "Wufu". A degree of strength.

Before his junior sister Zhuge Baixue appeared, Zhuge Honest lived a regular life—cut firewood, cook, meditate, learn fortune-telling, Fengshui, and other things. Fortune-telling Feng Shui.After the junior sister grew up, Zhuge honestly lived a more regular life-pursuing the junior sister to chop firewood, cook and meditate to learn fortune-telling and feng shui.

As the only female in the temple, the little junior sister Zhuge Baixue has always been the most popular among all the male animals in the temple, so Zhuge Tiedan, oh no, Zhuge honestly has spent so many years with Zhuge Baixue day and night, just like this Zhuge Baixue's first love and aesthetics were confessed in such a terrible pit as Zhuge Baixue.

In the Taoist temple, aesthetics became more and more distorted as Zhuge Baixue grew up. No, it didn't exist at all.Back then, when I was a child, Zhuge Baixue was such a cute little doll, white and soft, soft, tender and cute, like a small meat bun, crystal clear, and everyone loves flowers when they bloom.This also explains why Zhuge Honest has always liked Zhuge Baixue.

However, under the tempering of time, the butcher's knife, Zhuge Baixue's father's genes became stronger and stronger. She was like a derailed train and never looked back. The changes have changed a bit, but when he grows up, he looks more and more like the butcher Wang in the village, and his physique has also become stronger and stronger, and he is even taller than Zhuge Laoshi. This is simply a tragedy.

However, at this time, for Zhuge Honesty, his aesthetic view of female beauty has long been distorted by Bai Xue, and he has always held her firmly in the belief that Bai Xue is the most beautiful under the sun.

Originally, Zhuge Baixue was the only young girl like Zhuge Baixue within a radius of tens of miles of the whole mountain. Without comparison, Zhuge Baixue's peerless beauty was naturally highlighted. In addition, Zhuge Jisheng and Zhuge Honesty had been holding her for 18 years. Confidence in one's appearance is also max, max, max.

Zhuge honestly fell in love with Zhuge Baixue, so it became a matter of course. He read books all day long, and the book said that the most important thing to please a woman is to learn to be romantic, and sending flowers is the easiest and fastest way.

Seeing this, Zhuge Laoshi's eyes lit up, and then he went to the back mountain every day to grab a handful of dogtail grass and offer it to Zhuge Baixue, so all the birds and beasts in the whole mountain with a radius of tens of miles knew that Zhuge Laoshi liked Zhuge Zhuge white snow.

☆、The meaning of the existence of junior sisters-Part [-]

The author has something to say: Please encourage and forgive me, Xiaobai Danmeiwen.

When she received the dog's tail grass from the big brother, Zhuge Baixue was reading a romance novel from the outside world, and her mind was full of romantic fantasies. What she hoped was a bouquet of roses, but the other party gave her a bouquet of wilting flowers. dogtail grass.

Zhuge Baixue's snow-white pie face turned black, he roared, and punched him. Zhuge Honestly had a dark circle under his eyes. Zhuge Baixue is an obsessive-compulsive disorder. I blew it with my hand, oops, it's a national treasure now, that's great.Zhuge Laoshi's eyes turned black, and then he just fainted.

For Zhuge Honesty who looks like a thin, white, white and tender girl who seems to be blown away by a gust of wind, the proud and arrogant Snow White still looks down on her, even though the other party has been chasing her madly, even though she has been beaten so many times She still didn't give up, but she thought that Zhuge Baixue, the 237th generation descendant of Zhuge Kongming's collateral lineage, the number one beauty in a radius of ten miles, would definitely be able to match a strong and masculine man.

Yes, Zhuge Baixue, who is physically strong, wants to marry a man who is stronger than her in her dreams.It's just that there are no such things in a radius of tens of miles.

What kind of physique is Zhuge Baixue?That is comparable to Wu Song who fights a tiger, Kuafu who chases the sun, and a wild buffalo who goes crazy.Walking vigorously, it always feels like an earthquake, but Zhuge honestly thinks it is very ladylike.His chest is full of vigor when he speaks, but he thinks he is a lady when he is blind, and only the master silently picks up the broken morals and broken titanium alloy dog ​​eyes on the ground.

Originally, the master was very happy to see his soft and cute daughter, so he also made a contribution on the way of her daughter's Sinicization. He tried to correct it and tried to remind the other lady: "Baby, walk slowly and speak softly. would be more ladylike."

The final result was that the correction was overkill, the other party strode forward on the road of shemale, the master almost lost his temper directly, so he had to smash the jar, what do you like, I can't control it anyway.Coupled with Baixue's ever-increasing appetite and growing physique, the master gave up the treatment directly, maybe stupid people have stupid luck... But those are stupid people, not strong men...

Zhuge Baixue with such a physique wants to find a man who is stronger than her, with such courage, he has to admire her as a man.

Of course, her physique and heart are completely opposite. Her strong physique cannot conceal her pink girlish heart. She likes pink, um, likes flowers, um, likes strong men, chubby, and the last one is completely incompatible with a girl’s heart. standard, well, Zhuge Baixue just likes it.

As for why a girl likes a tough guy, tsk tsk, the reason is very simple. She just abandoned all the romance novels and read that full-length sex novel with a particularly high degree of shame. In her impression, the characters in these novels The male protagonists are all in direct proportion to their physique and ability, so her goal is to find a strong man with a strong physique.Oh girl, your name is Sichun.

Later, there was a temple on this mountain suddenly, and many monks came to the temple, old monks and young monks, a bunch of them, fighting for incense with the Taoist temple, the angry old Taoist Zhuge almost pulled his most precious beard It's broken, but I can't grab it, what should I do?

Then go to the restaurant, but the opponent is still a monk. Looking at the size of the opponent and the number of people, forget it, the person who knows the current affairs is a hero, since you can’t grab it, then start transformation. Various part-time careers, such as crying spirits, such as supernatural events, and for example, finally, the Taoist temple can get some extra money.

But what's even more ridiculous is that there are so many young monks in the temple next door who are so handsome that they are all over the whole mountain. , this scene is tantamount to thunder and fire, so intense, please allow the audience to wash their eyes.

The baby-faced Zhuge honestly held a bunch of wilting dogtail grass, and silently flowed behind the confident Zhuge Baixue, watching Snow White walk into the temple to confess.

Then, the monk rejected Zhuge Baixue with righteous words, nonsense, which monk have you ever seen get married?It's not the country of Dongying, which is far away.

Seeing that his junior sister was broken in love, the happy Zhuge honestly hurriedly held a bunch of fresh water plants he had just picked and confessed in front of Zhuge Baixue who had just lost love. Looking at the other party's smiling face, she felt in her heart that he must be laughing at her self-indulgent sentimentality. Bai Xue, who felt that her self-esteem was damaged, didn't say anything, slapped the honest face who had no time to say anything, and then left with a groan.

Honestly, who was slapped, was stunned at first, watching the goddess crying away, wishing to catch up with him, but unfortunately the other party ran too fast, his two short legs couldn't catch up, and with that face It was really painful, so he had no choice but to throw away the water plants and apply medicine to his face. He also planned N correct ways to confess, and continued to implement it when he recovered his beauty.

As a result, in such a short period of time, his sweetheart was snatched away again.It was none other than the handsome little Taoist priest in the Taoist temple in the next mountain.It's handsome, but it's better to say it's five big and three thick, with a height of 1.9 meters, biceps, triceps, pectoralis and abdominal muscles... There are huge bulges all over the body, which is manly enough, and is very satisfying for the 1.8-meter-tall junior sister Zhuge Baixue aesthetic standards.

Honestly, who is only 1.7 meters tall, looked up at his sweetheart leaning shyly against his thick chest like a city wall, then touched his soft stomach, swallowed his saliva, and silently grabbed The unknown grass on the ground returned to the Taoist temple.It's not that he doesn't want to chase the goddess back, it's that the other party is too... well, too manly, and his small body can't bear it.

After returning to the Taoist temple, Honesty finally made up his mind to practice martial arts. Anyway, he was frustrated in love and could not be frustrated in martial arts. He wanted to work hard to be a manly man, so he ate several times the usual amount of food every day, and almost bankrupted the Taoist temple.

The consequence of eating too much is that the old Taoist guards the pots and pans like a miser at the meal every day, for fear that Zhuge will eat all of them. One daughter who can eat is enough, and another apprentice who can eat is simply too much. Can't bear it.

After several years of hard work, he has at least developed a thin layer of muscles, and he has even practiced the orthodox internal skills of Taoism. However, Zhuge Honest's height has remained steady at 1.7 meters, so he decided to continue his training. Eat more, it must be because he doesn't eat enough so he can't grow taller, well, it must be like this.Zhuge honestly held his claws silently in his heart.

In the end, before he had time to prove his ability to his sweetheart, Zhuge honestly was thrown away by his master with the illogical reason of "it's time to go down the mountain to practice after leaving the teacher".

--Me and my little friends are shocked.

The stunned honest turned around and wanted to knock on the door to ask for living expenses——

"Master, master, give me some food, the prices outside are so high, I'm afraid I will starve to death in a foreign country!"

"You are so old, you can't earn money if you have hands? Besides, you really can't tell fortunes for others. You have learned fortune-telling for so many years and learned it in the stomach of Rhubarb?" Rhubarb at the entrance of the Taoist temple only Felt like an arrow in the knee.

"Master, master, I'm afraid I will starve to death at the foot of the mountain!"

"Go find something to eat by yourself! Guanli has already been exhausted by you!"

"Then give me a dagger and ingredients!"

"Shuashuashua" There was a small gap in the door, and a little thing he needed was thrown out.Just about to squeeze in, the door was shut tightly again: "Go, go!"

Zhuge was dumbfounded, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, he can bring some dry food and clothes!

"Master, give me some clothes and dry food!"

"Wow, woof, woof!" This is the cry of the gatekeeper Rhubarb.

Well, well, finally understood that the iron cock of the master would never give him anything, so he had to drag the box down the mountain, and at the foot of the mountain, he looked at the strange crisscross yellow mud road that seemed to be trampled by a group of grass mud horses. The whole person suddenly became wilted, what should I do now, I have no food, no money, no clothes, no shelter, I don’t know the way, and more importantly, there is no one.

A gust of wind blew up a leaf on the ground, then rolled it up and slammed it hard at Zhuge Honest's face, yay!On target!Zhuge honestly pulled the leaf off his face expressionlessly, so how unpopular he is...

Glancing at the iron box, Zhuge honestly murmured in his heart that he would not really want to use the five-piece set to cheat money... Well, well, he can only know fortune telling and martial arts in his 18 years of life, and he really doesn't know anything else... Dede Well, in order to fill his stomach, he should start working as soon as possible.

Glancing at the yellow-orange sun like the pancakes made by my wife, Zhuge honestly let out a "gurgling" sound in his stomach, oops, I'm so hungry, I miss my wife's pancakes so much, I heard that there is a song called "medicine, medicine, Check it out, come with a set of pancakes and fruits"?Woo wow, it's a trick for him.

Amitabha, wait a minute, that's the mantra of the temple next door, he should be... oh oh, infinite Taoist.It's a pity that at this time, neither Wuliang Daoist nor Amitabha can give him food, how to break it...

Suddenly, Zhuge honestly saw a white shadow flashing in the grass, and his eyes lit up immediately. It was quite interesting for the immeasurable Taoist, today's meal is settled!

Open the bag that the master threw out kindly at the end, low oil and low oil, and a lighter, which is very high-end, not bad, and it is indeed the master, who really wants to starve his big apprentice to death outside, Zhuge honestly gave it away A few sweet kisses gave the lighter.

Hiccupping, putting on the faded ancestral Taoist robe, a funny yarmulke on his head, a pair of round sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, and carrying a small table and white flag behind his back, Zhuge honestly began his practice in the world.Right now, he still doesn't know what his future will be...

☆, the village baby enters the city

I usually have a master when I go out, and a compass at home, so Zhuge’s honest road idiot attributes have never been exposed. Now, I have nothing, what should I do?

#乡里娃入市，ask for directions, wait online, urgent#

The impatient Zhuge honestly flicked his sleeves, the sound of metal clashing was clear and sweet, what is this?Honestly look down, huh?What are three copper coins?How did this copper coin appear?

Wait, Zhuge honestly's eyes lit up, as if thinking of something, he can use these three copper coins to figure out which direction he should go!

After working hard for a long time, I found that the six lines in the hexagram are quiet and there is no evil.Pfft, he obviously wanted to predict the direction of travel, but why did he turn it into good or bad luck for the trip? Is it because he is not good at school... I am so sorry.

Alright, alright, at this time, Zhuge honestly realized that even if he measured the east, west, and northwest, with his road idiot, can he tell where the east, west, and northwest are?Obviously not!

Before Zhuge honestly entered the city, he was confused by the world's malice towards Lu Chi.I really don't know what will continue to smear his face when he enters the city?

Zhuge Laoshi, who was reminded by these three copper coins, finally opened his mind, and finally thought of using his yin and yang eyes to find the way, but Zhuge Laoshi couldn't help but roll his eyes after looking around and understanding the situation.

So this dilapidated place is so desolate that no bird can shit, and even a wandering soul can't be seen, so he has to continue to find the way by himself.Tsk tsk, this full of malice is enough for him to drink a pot.

Just as he was about to use his yin and yang eyes, Zhuge honestly saw a white figure by accident, and he immediately cheered up. It seems that there is still a wandering spirit!He said, how could there really be no people here?

Zhuge honestly tightened all the things on his body, caught up with the white shadow, and couldn't wait to ask the other party: "This, um, sir, do you know how to get to the city?"

That white shadow sized Zhuge honestly up and down with critical eyes, and then snorted: "It's quite fashionable to dress like a standard liar from the last century!"

Zhuge, who was inexplicably ridiculed by the other party, froze for a moment, patted his head, and said, this set of equipment is really a six-piece set for liars, and his master still doesn't admit it.

Wait, now is not the time to think about this matter, he just saw this wandering soul very strangely, as if he had seen it somewhere...Zhuge honestly fell into deep thought, and suddenly, he slapped his thigh: "So it is like this!"

Zhuge's honest and strange behavior startled a wandering soul next to him, who rolled his eyes: "Snake spirit disease!"

"Hey, man, how did you get out of the body? If the living soul stays out of the body for too long and then goes back, you will become an idiot!" Zhuge honestly danced his hands and danced to persuade the living soul to go back.

"Hey, don't you want to ask for directions? Why do you care about me?" Sheng Hun didn't answer honestly, but changed the subject instead.

Zhuge was honest and angry, hum, if you don't listen to the old man's words, you will suffer in front of your eyes, since the other party doesn't want to go back into the body, then he can't beg the other party to go back like this, he doesn't commit crimes!

Shenghun smiled, stretched out his finger and poked Zhuge's honest little round face, but was surprised to find that his finger passed through the human face, and the expression on his face was momentarily dull.

Zhuge honestly looked at the other person and actually frightened himself. The unmanly ugly face still showed a frightened expression, and he immediately felt better. It seems that this guy has not realized that he is not human yet?

"You are not human!" Shenghun was obviously angry, but Zhuge Honest is not afraid, he is just a living soul with no strength to restrain a chicken, and he is not a vicious ghost, even if he is a ghost, he is not Zhuge Honest Vegetarian, well, he has been vegetarian for 18 years╭(╯^╰)╮

"Then do you know what your name is?" Zhuge asked this living soul with a smile honestly. For some reason, although the other person looked unmanly and ugly, and his facial features were a bit ghostly, he felt that the other person was very close for no reason. .

It was just a simple question, and Shenghun suddenly fell into confusion. He squatted down and held his head and said to himself: "Who am I, who am I, who am I..."

Speaking of it, under normal circumstances, the soul will automatically lose its memory when it leaves the body before it dies. If it returns to the body within seven days, the memory of the soul will generally disappear.

If you return within seven to fourteen days, the main body will directly become an idiot, because the living soul has been away from the body for too long, part of the soul power will disappear between the heaven and the earth, and the soul that has lost the soul power is naturally incomplete, even if it returns The main body can only be demented for a lifetime, even the god Da Luo can't save it.

If you haven't returned after fourteen days, all the soul power of the living soul will gradually disappear until the soul is gone, and the main body will directly become a well-known vegetable.

However, there are many reasons for the phenomenon of the living soul leaving the body. Zhuge honestly is very curious about the living soul in front of him, because he doesn't know how he left the body.

Zhuge honestly wanted to wake up this living soul who was in chaos, but he suddenly got up and looked at him fiercely: "You must know who I am, right?! Otherwise, why do you keep telling me to return to the original body?" ?”

You didn't learn logic well, you soul is pale!Zhuge honestly rolled his eyes, what logic is there, how do I know who you are, besides, I am just a Taoist priest, not a household registration police!

However, the opponent's tall stature still gave him some pressure, and he was indifferent. He was so tall because he was injected with growth hormone!Thinking of this, Zhuge curled his lips honestly, as expected, he is better, 100% pure natural and non-polluting organisms, etc., always feel that there is something wrong.Well, you can’t expect a child with no orthodox education to find any problems ╮(╯_╰)╭

"Hey, take me to the city and I will have a way to get you back," Zhuge said honestly.

"First of all, I don't call you hello. Although I forgot my real name, I don't mind if you name me one. Second, if I can go back to the city, I can leave you alone." Shenghun folded his hands on his chest Before, Zhuge honestly became dizzy after listening to his words, this, this, this, is this crossing the river and tearing down the bridge?

Also, you asked a nameless person to name you... Please allow him to make a sad expression, since people don't mind, then he can do whatever he wants.

"Rhubarb, since I said I can let you go back, then I will definitely use a special method to let you go back!" Zhuge said honestly with a smile.

"...don't call me rhubarb." In my impression, the name rhubarb seems to be a common name for the Chinese pastoral dog, also known as the native dog...

"Short oil, don't get it wrong. Rhubarb is a traditional Chinese medicine that has the functions of attacking stagnation, clearing dampness and heat, purging fire, cooling blood, removing blood stasis, and detoxifying. It has high medicinal value, so I named you such a name Really, look at my sincere little eyes and you will know my sincerity!" Zhuge honestly leaned in front of Rhubarb with a puffed face, blinking those round cat eyes, "Speaking of which, if you are still angry But you can also give me a nickname, I don’t mind me~”

Stupid hamster, such a thought suddenly flashed into Rhubarb's mind, but he didn't say it, he just pursed his lips.

After communicating with each other for a long time, Da Huang agreed to lead Zhuge honestly, and when he arrived at the edge of the city in a noisy way, Da Huang actually said that he guided the way by intuition.

Zhuge honestly's fingers trembled, is he taking revenge on him for giving him such a common name as rhubarb? !Soul light!Obviously let him calm himself down, how can he be so cheating? !If this guy's intuition is wrong, wouldn't he starve to death on the road before marrying Snow White? !Pouted, Zhuge honestly thought dissatisfied.

Forget it, just get to the destination, heh heh heh heh heh, he has a lot of adults, and the Taoist priest can hold a boat in his belly, so let's send rhubarb back first, anyway, he won't be able to touch it in the future.A strange silver light flashed across the fingertips, before Rhubarb had time to say anything, he suddenly disappeared.

Watching the other party disappear before his eyes with a smile, Zhuge waved his hand to the other party honestly, regardless of whether the other party could understand or not, he mouthed "Goodbye, never see you again", and then tightened everything on his body, Go to town~

In a senior ward of a senior nursing home in S City, a man groaned→_→groaned, and slowly opened his eyes. There was a trace of confusion in his eyes. He seemed to have forgotten something.

How does it feel for a country girl to go to the city?One word, dazzled.In the 18 years of his life, Zhuge, who has only been to the town as far as he goes, entered a big city for the first time, and made a concise comment on his miserable life in the past 18 years: I really lived in the belly of Rhubarb.

Rhubarb, who was watching the door, only felt a pain in his knee—hey, hey, he's a male, so he can't hold someone in his stomach!

"Gulu Gulu" Zhuge honestly looked at the fast food restaurants around him vigilantly, sniffed his nose, and lamented in his heart: Daoist Wuliang, it's not the trail that makes my stomach feel unwell, it's the aromas that drill into my nose by themselves ah!

After thinking about it, Zhuge honestly couldn't help but resolutely stepped into a restaurant that looked clean.Of course, it was already time for dinner, and there were quite a lot of people in the restaurant. A group of people looked at Zhuge honestly dressed as a Taoist with strange expressions.

Zhuge is honestly a guy with a thick nerve that can be compared to an elephant's legs, so the eyes of those people naturally have no effect on him.I think he Zhuge Honest is a person who can dance to the gods in public!This small look is not enough for him to tickle ╮(╯_╰)╭

Zhuge honestly entered the restaurant swaggeringly, looked up at the price, the stinky socks of Wuliang Daoist, this price is higher than the price of his master's divination, not to mention, he doesn't have a penny to cut... Zhuge Laoshi immediately fell into a state of sorrow, and couldn't help but want to return when he just stepped in-hey, what a penny starved to death of a strong man!

☆. The importance of root bones in martial arts

Of course, in the end, Zhuge honestly was kicked out as a liar who wanted to eat the overlord's meal.

Although Zhuge honestly emphasizes that he can do fortune-telling once as food money, but now it is a world of scientific theory that emphasizes the scientific outlook on development, and ordinary people naturally don't believe this.

The lights are just on, but the big cities are brightly lit at night. Hungry Zhuge walks on the bridge honestly. Is there a burst of water vapor blowing from the river?