Teacher Xiaoshan's love, love

?Living a simple life every day, occasionally reading pornographic books, and occasionally being spat on by the president, Xiao Huayi was completely frightened by Ouyang Zilan's intimidation. Far away, still stammering: "President, President, I don't want to kill people..."

Passerby A, B, C, D: "..."

Teacher Xiao Shan's car was about to pass the school gate, and stopped. Ouyang Zilan thought he hadn't seen her, so she hurried over and knocked down the car window of the other party, with a shy and sweet face: "Teacher, you really came here on purpose." Pick me up, people will be embarrassed!"

Teacher Xiaoshan looked at his angry face inexplicably: "Get out of the way, it's blocking my way." Then he took the card handed over by the security guard at the door, and drove away...

A gust of wind blew over just in time, blowing Ouyang Zilan's long hair and the hem of his white shirt.The thick voice of the security uncle sounded in my ear: "Student, Rang Rang, there is a car behind!!!"

Ouyang Zilan felt that he was going to turn into a piece of paper and go with the wind, his hands and feet moved aside unconsciously, the crabapple leaves along the road fell all over the ground, and a fallen leaf stuck to his forehead with the wind, he took it off, and was stunned. I stared blankly for a while.Looking at the bare branches, I realized that autumn is almost over.

Obviously it doesn't take long for school to start, why is winter coming?

With a melancholy mood that hurts the spring and autumn, when I put my hand on the doorknob...

The door is not locked.

Ouyang Zilan was startled, thief?It was too late to sneak a look at the enemy's situation. Hearing the movement at the door, the boy sitting in the living room watching TV turned his head, with a piece of potato chips in his mouth. He was clean and handsome, but his face was a little pale.

"Who are you?" The other party finished eating the potato chips and stared at him vigilantly.

"Who are you?" Ouyang Zilan stared back unwillingly!

"You don't care who I am, tell me who you are first?!"

"You don't tell me who you are, why should I tell you who I am!"

"You are very strange. When you come to my house and ask who I am, don't most people have to declare their name first? Otherwise, how would I know who you are and why are you here?"

"What do you mean this is your home? This is obviously my home, you uninvited guest, get out quickly, be careful, I will report and warn you to break into the private house!"

"What? Your house? I remember that the owner's name is Fang Xiaoshan. Your name is Fang Xiaoshan?"

"Fang Xiaoshan is my man!" He looked proud!

"Eh..." The potato chips in the boy's hands dropped in shock, and the two of them stared at each other silently for a while, and the boy couldn't stop talking, "Isn't Fang Xiaoshan a woman?"

"What?" Ouyang Zilan was dumbfounded this time.At this time, I heard the sound of a car outside the door. It was Teacher Xiaoshan who came back. Ouyang Zilan hurriedly shouted, "Teacher, there are thieves!!!"

"What's your name at the door, that's my brother."

"Little, little, brother-in-law!!!"

Teacher Xiaoshan glared at him, walked in on his own, grabbed the snacks from his younger brother, and threw them into the trash can regardless of his screams: "Don't eat garbage in my house."

"Brother, please eat." Ouyang Zilan virtuously served a bowl of rice for his brother.

"Just ordering like this, is it enough?" The younger brother disliked it.

Ouyang Zilan looked at the table full of dishes innocently, so much?

"It's quite a lot, brother." Four dishes and one soup, two meat and two vegetables, are enough for three people.

"At least fill the table in our house!"

Teacher Xiaoshan couldn't stand it anymore: "Why are you here?"

The younger brother shut his mouth obediently, ate in silence, took a bite, wow, it was delicious!I took another bite, wow, it's still delicious!

Ouyang Zilan didn't understand, and asked, "Why is he here?"

"It's probably driven out of the house." When eating, Teacher Xiaoshan is generally in a better mood, so he will reply casually when he has something.

"Are your parents like this?" Ouyang Zilan was shocked, and immediately kicked him out of the house, "Could it be that you have some ulterior secret?"

"The nature is different, I call it to spread the wind." I was very satisfied with my meal, wow, it was really delicious, "I didn't expect that you are not a good person, but you are good at cooking, no wonder my brother is like this Desperate."

Hehehehe... These words reached Ouyang Zilan's heart, and he suddenly felt that this brat is not so annoying!

"My name is Ouyang Zilan, hey, what's your name?"

"Eh..." My younger brother's hand suddenly paused stiffly.

"What's wrong?"

"No, nothing."

"Then what's your name?"

"I, I don't have a name, haha, what, sister-in-law, I like it very much when you call me brother, so you can call me brother!"

"Really? But when I called you just now, your eyebrows kept shaking."

"That's because the weather is cold and I'm a little cold."

"Well, winter is coming, but there is heating in the room. Hey, your forehead is sweating. It should be hot. You really can't tell the difference between hot and cold."

The younger brother felt that he was going to be angry, but he couldn't say anything, he couldn't say anything, and warned his elder brother not to betray his teammates with stern eyes.

Fang Xiaoshan didn't intend to say anything at first, but you know, people always have one or two stubborn tempers, the more you refuse to let him, the more he will do it, he is very childish, and he especially wants to look back at his youth rebellion.Moreover, this warning from the younger brother reminded Mr. Xiaoshan of some not-so-good scenes when he first met Ouyang.With the feeling that it is better to be alone than to be happy together (by mistake), he said, "Ouyang, I will tell you something very interesting."

"What's the matter?" Ouyang Zilan asked enthusiastically.

The younger brother felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't stop Mr. Xiaoshan anymore.

He said: "There is a man named Fang, Ba, and Ye."

So, a certain one named Fang Baye buried his face under the table in embarrassment and indignation.Sure enough, what followed was a burst of horrific laughter of various kinds.Fang Baye waited for a while, waited for a while, waited for a while, waited for the spring to bloom, waited for the fallen leaves to return to their roots, waited for the spring to fall, and the one on the opposite side was still there Puhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

"Have you fucking laughed enough!" Brother Yaye was furious!

Ouyang's sister-in-law was stunned by his roar, looking at the handsome and unrestrained appearance of the other party, she suddenly thought of a very harmonious picture——

Two innocent teenagers were running on the green grassland, smiling like spring blossoms. Suddenly, the boy behind turned into a girl, with a sweet smile, chasing after the boy in front who was running against the wind with his arms outstretched, with a happy mouth Shouted his name: "Wait for me, Brother Baye..."

"puff--!!!"

So, a new round of puff ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha came again...

Fang Baye looked at him silently and smiled like a lunatic, he has no idea now, a person's temper is limited, to a certain extent it will either erupt or go out.Fang Baye is a computer student, and he has developed a lot of patience in front of various complicated programs on the computer all day long.Well, if you love to laugh, just laugh, laugh, laugh, you'd better laugh to death... Fang Baye thought so, seeing his brother looking at him with a smile on his face, feeling the pleasure of revenge.

Fang Baye: "..."

Fang Xiaoshan: Smile.

Fang Baye: "..."

Fang Xiaoshan: Smile.

Fang Baye: "Puff ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..."

Fang Xiaoshan:?

Ouyang Zilan smiled and looked at Fang Baye suspiciously: "Puff ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..."

Fang Baye: "Puff ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..."

Ouyang Zilan: "What are you laughing at? Puhahahahahahahahahahahaha..."

Fang Baye: "It's nothing, puff ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..."

Fang Xiaoshan's face darkened.

"Either shut up, or get out!" Teacher Xiaoshan got angry!

"Cough, cough, cough!" Fang Baye had no time to brake, and suddenly choked on a few breaths of air.

Later, I learned from Mr. Xiaoshan that there is another allusion to the name Fang Baye. It is said that it is because his parents went on a honeymoon trip (all their trips are called honeymoon trips.) for eight days and eight nights, and then there was him, so why? Why not call it eight days?Mother Fang squinted: Don't you think the night is more mysterious?yes!Its mystery is that the devil Fang Baye was born.My younger brother did all kinds of bad things when he was young, but he listened to his elder brother very much.

"Then why does he listen to you so much?"

Of course, it was because the elder brother only recognized his fists but not his relatives, and the younger brother Fang accused his elder brother of all kinds of cruel methods with blood and tears. ?