Self-cultivation for foodies

4 Buddha jumps over the wall

In the early morning, the sun shone through the curtains and shone on Yan Lai's side face. The cold and hard edges became soft in sleep, and the thin lips that sprayed venom with one mouth were also smiling.

A little fluffy head came out of the bed, yawned softly, and then slapped the singing phone away with a paw.

Damn everyone who disturbs Yan Lai's sleep!

Mantou licked Huhuhu's little paws, secretly smacking Xiaojiujiu in his heart, and decided to teach the manager on the other end of the phone a lesson, asking him to call and harass his Yanlai every day!

By the way, there is also Jiang Rui!

Thinking of last night's embarrassment, Mantou couldn't help grinding his teeth. It's fine for this bastard to bully it because of his deep friendship with Yan Lai. He unexpectedly dared to mention that matter!

wipe!

If he hadn't lied to Yan Lai, "This beautiful cat must be a female cat!", how could Yan Lai misidentify it as the wrong gender!

A long, slender hand was placed on the white cat's head, interrupting Mantou's grief and indignation.

Yan Lai pulled down the towel hanging from the head of the bed to wipe his face, rubbed the cat's neck with one hand, and then went down to rub its back. The rubbed buns lay on their backs on the bed with their belly up and lost their dignity.

After 3 minutes, he got up and disappeared. He casually glanced at the blacked-out mobile phone screen, leaning against the head of the bed with his hands crossed and looked up and down the cat on the bed, "So, yesterday's egg tart, the day before yesterday's mousse cake, and even the past two months You make dinner every day here?"

Mantou sat obediently on the bed, his posture was serious and serious like a cat, he nodded his head hard when he heard Yan Lai's question, and let out a long "meow~~~~"

"Didn't it mean that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals could not be cultivated into spirits?"

Mantou blinked her cat's eyes, and her voice changed, "Meow——"

"Speak human language." Yan Lai raised his eyebrows, "It's not that I can't speak human language, or do you think I'm proficient in cat language?"

"I became a spirit before the founding of the People's Republic of China." Mantou changed from being kind to human, "And I must explain one thing, the statement issued by the Radio, Film and Television Bureau has no effect at all. After the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals that should become spirits are still enlightened. Those who survive the catastrophe can still survive the catastrophe."

"Then why did you come to my house to pretend to be a cat that has no intelligence?" Yan Lai sneered, looking down at him condescendingly, "You have been pretending for 6 years, do you want me to praise your perseverance?"

Then he saw the cat's eyes widen, "I'm innocent, I can explain!"

"Say." The voice from Yan Lai's mouth was as cold as ice.

He used to think that keeping a pet was the safest way to relieve loneliness, without worrying about being calculated, betrayed, or abandoned one day.Who would have thought that it is not safe to even keep pets these days, and even a cat has become a genius. What about a scientific society? !

Mantou also felt very wronged, "When you picked me up, it happened that I failed to cross the tribulation and was beaten back to my original shape. At that time, my body was too weak and my mind would naturally be closed. It was only two months ago that I accidentally recovered my memory."

He quietly looked at the owner's cold expression, detected the other's mood changes through subtle changes, and jumped into the other's arms flexibly after confirming that the danger was over, rubbing his head against the other's chest, "Meow~"

Then the next second, he was slapped to the ground with a slap.

Mantou: QAQ

Yan Lai forced himself to ignore the warmth on his chest, and warned himself not to soften his heart so quickly, this cat may not be as simple as he himself said.The most obvious BUG is why he didn't leave after regaining his sanity, and why did he try to please him with delicious dishes every day.

But at this time, he suddenly couldn't open his mouth to ask, because he knew that even if he asked, he would not get a real answer.

Mantou was still on the ground looking at him eagerly, just like how he would react every time he got into trouble in the past six years, acting cute and coquettish.

Yan Lai smiled sarcastically, he had no father, no mother, no talent, no power, so what could make a mature cat not hesitate to bow his head to please him and plot against him?

"Ring ring ring—ring ring ring—"

The phone rang again, and the caller ID read "General Manager", Yan Lai reached out to take it and pressed it, walked straight out of the bedroom, and said, "Since I like cooking so much, let's be a Buddha jumping over the wall tonight."

The steamed bun cat's eyes lit up.

The first reaction is that Yan Lai ignored me.

The second reaction is the thirty or forty kinds of materials needed to make the Buddha jump over the wall... Kneel

The author has something to say: (づ￣3￣)づ╭? ~ I feel that the progress is so slow, and if this continues, I may not be able to finish QAQ with [-] words