I Don't Want to Work Hard Anymore

The camera brother was sweating, so he quickly called the higher-ups to communicate.

When the program was broadcast, the audience saw that the other two couples were very confused. They negotiated with the program group for a period of time, and the program group gave them tasks.Little A and Little B were arranged to be temporary tour guides in the scenic spots of the small town. Han Zhuotangling went to investigate the local people's favorite snacks. After completing the task, the program team would give them money for food and accommodation. Only Chu He listened to the program The team asked Tan Yue to run away, and quickly found a construction site to start working.

The big cameramen were stunned. They didn’t say hello to the construction site in advance, and they were a travel show, so what’s the matter with moving bricks on the construction site.

The program released the content of communication between the cameraman, the staff and the director of the program group.The phone was turned on hands-free, and the director couldn't help laughing on the phone: "This material is so rare, it must be filmed well." After a while, he said: "Mr. Chu is really a mudslide in the variety show world."

In the next scene, Chu He is really busy moving bricks at the construction site. He is working hard, and the big cameraman runs over: "The program team has prepared a new task for you."

Chu He: "What about this task?"

"You're done."

"The work is not finished, and I haven't received the money, so how can it be considered finished." Chu He disagreed and continued to move bricks.

The camera brother stomped his feet: "It's done, the program team will pay you."

Chu He: "The foreman said, 300 a day, and the wall is calculated according to the square meter. I haven't done it for a full day, and I haven't built a square meter. You can't give me more money. I won't do it."

The camera brother looked at Tan Yue as if asking for help: Auntie, I really can't help.

Tan Yue glanced at him expressionlessly, and the camera brother shuddered: "The program team will pay you a day's wages."

Chu He took off his working gloves, took a break with a shovel and looked at him: "There is still a wall. If you didn't tell me, I can build at least 50 square meters today, and [-] yuan per square..."

The big cameraman hid aside to talk to the director again. Chu He looked at his embarrassed figure and said to Tan Yue, "Am I smart?"

"What's the use of being smart, and I don't know how to feel sorry for myself."

Tan Yue kneaded her hands together, and applied sunscreen on Chu He, from her face to her neck to her exposed hands, carefully applying it. Chu He smiled: "What does the little sun in spring mean? I have moved bricks in summer, and I have applied sunscreen before going out."

Tan Yue's eyes were soft, with pity, but he patted her face unceremoniously: "Shut up, you're the only one who talks too much."

The camera brother came back: "I'll give you a total of one thousand, do you think it's okay?"

Chu He reluctantly said, "Okay."

At ten o'clock in the morning, Chu He earned 1000 yuan. At this time, the other two couples had just negotiated terms with the program team and started to complete the program team's tasks.

The big brother of the camera was sweating, and hurried to the cue process: "The task given to you by the program team is to investigate which homestay here is the most popular."

"How much will you pay when you're done?" Chu He asked.

"five hundred."

Chu He: "It's too little, it's better to build a wall."

The camera brother looked at Tan Yue as if asking for help, and Tan Yue pulled Chu He's hand calmly.Chu He accepted it when he saw it was good: "Okay, let's do it."

So the pair of them finally started to follow the established route of the program group. During the period, the two of them did not investigate passers-by, but searched for popular homestays from the Internet, and went to see them one by one. Wandering between the white walls and black tiles of the town, it is beautiful like a landscape painting.

The video camera brother reminded weakly: "Our link is mainly to let you find out the most popular homestays, so we need to do a survey on tourists."

Tan Yue looked at the camera brother strangely: "Aren't we two human?"

Brother Camera: "..."

Chu He: "We really believe in our own aesthetics, brother, you have to learn from us and be confident."

[Sister is the queen, she is confident and radiant. 】

[The camera brother is about to be played crazy by He Yanyue, these two people don't record variety shows according to the normal routine at all, even if Chu He mudslides, Tan Yinghou will also accompany her to make trouble. 】

[I used to think that Tan Yue was spoiled and had a bad temper. She just waited for her partner to serve her. When she went to the construction site, only Chu He moved bricks. She didn't have any strength. Now it seems that this sister is so rich and famous Gao, when I went shopping with my little girlfriend from one store to another, I didn’t lose my temper at all, and suddenly I felt like I was really in love. 】

[There must be a troll in the bullet screen. A girlfriend of Tan Yue's level should not kneel and lick her. A beautiful sister should find someone who is dedicated to her. If she gets bored, she will share it. How cool. 】

[Don't say it so early, now that they are sweet, who knows that Chu He, who is raised by Tan Yue, won't be like a certain star's husband, who is soft and hard to eat her. 】

The comments were noisy, Chu He and Tan Yue had already visited most of the B&Bs in the town, Chu He took a photo with his mobile phone and took a serious note, and was suddenly dragged away.

"I'm tired." Tan Yue pursed her lips.

Although the two of them didn't ask others, they walked for several kilometers purely by foot, so it's strange if they don't get tired.

Chu He came to a sudden: "Just in time, there is a coffee shop with good reviews in front of it. Those with homestays, go sit and have a rest."

Tan Yue's voice began to draw out: "How far is it—"

Chu He imitated her: "Guess—"

Before Tan Yue could pretend to be angry, Chu He lowered his thin back in front of her: "Come on, Zhu Bajie is carrying his wife."

【Oh, it's so sweet, I didn't think it was sweet before, but Zhu Bajie made it so sweet! 】

[The one who can say that she is Zhu Bajie should not be a PUA scumbag. 】

[Perhaps extreme low self-esteem? 】

Tan Yue rarely showed her childish mood: "Go away."

Chu He walked a little farther, squatting down and waiting for her, Tan Yue transformed into a small cannonball and rushed forward, jumped behind Chu He, and hit Chu He's back firmly.

"Ouch..." Chu He yelled, "My old waist."

Tan Yue hurriedly said, "It didn't crash, did it?"

"It crashed, do you regret it?"

Tan Yue patted her: "A dog's mouth can't spit out ivory."

Chu He chuckled, turned her upside down, and supported her back firmly with both hands: "Sit still, I can carry you for ten miles with your girlfriend on my back."

The two of them walked across the bluestone road in the ancient street like this, and the two camera brothers behind them took pictures silently with their camcorders. A plain and pleasant song floated on both sides of the ancient street:

#伊日月生Envy the sky full of stars, I will be named as the mortal

But you came up from that day, look crazy, I am Yuyuqingqing# (Note)

The light and shadow, the color of the sky, and the portraits are like an ink painting, which makes people feel itchy.In a daze, even the camera brother felt that these two people seemed to be walking behind their backs like this forever.

……

Chu He and Tan Yue completed the task and received 500 yuan from the cameraman, a total of [-] yuan.Chu He held it happily, and Tan Yue said, "Where can I live for one thousand and five?"

"Just live in the best homestay we picked out just now. I just told the proprietress privately, and she directly let us live for free, because our show will advertise for her."

Tan Yue had to look at her with admiration: "You are really good at making money and saving money."

"There are no useful skills anymore, you don't usually use them anyway." Chu He took her hand, and put his fingers between her fingers, interlocking them.

"Who said that." Tan Yue raised her arm vigorously: "Isn't it useful today? You must be better than them."

Chu He smiled, hugged her waist and walked together.Tan Yue continued: "I have to thank this program. Traveling with you is fun and you don't have to worry about it."

"That's great, this show seems to go to many other places. Even if we don't participate in the show, we can travel to many places. As long as it is a place on the earth, we can go..."

……

Shawshank was brushing his teeth sleepily when a mirror appeared in the room.Shen Shiwan had gone to work early, but he still slept in because of excessive physical exertion, and he was the only one at home.

He hadn't seen this mirror for a long time, and he was taken aback.

"Supporter No. 056, it has been detected that the experimenter in your world has abnormal emotional fluctuations. Please ask the supporter to verify whether the experimenter has negative world-weary emotions?"

Shawshank held the toothpaste foam in his mouth: "No." Chu He now wished to be with Tan Yue for the rest of his life, and hated what kind of world he was.

"Does the experimenter experience negative resistance to completing the task?"

"No." Very positive, with Tan Yue around, it will definitely be completed.

"Is the experimenter dissatisfied with the upper universe and unwilling to go home?"

Shawshank: "Huh?"

"What are the reasons for the hesitation of donors?"

Shawshank quickly spit out the foam in his mouth: "I didn't hesitate, I just choked on the toothpaste after holding it in for too long."

The mechanical girl in the mirror paused, and suddenly an overly coquettish face emerged from the mirror, staring straight at Shawshank.

Shawshank: "Oh my god, I was scared to death."

"Hehehe, No. 56, you are still so timid."

"Can the old aunt be so scary?"

"Say that the upper-level universe manager is old, and you will be fined to stay in this place for ten years and not allowed to go home."

Shawshank rolled his eyes and began to fake cry: "Don't wow, I want to go home..."

"If you make me angry again, I will fire you."

Shawshank sobbed.

"Seriously, the experimenter in this world is Xiao Shisan, right?"

Shawshank rinsed his mouth to get rid of the toothpaste foam, cleaned up everything, wiped his face with a towel: "Yes."

He walked out of the bathroom, and the mirror followed him like a follower.

"How is she?"

"pretty good."

"Your mouth is really a lie, I don't believe it."

"Then come and see for yourself."

The alluring mirror face hesitated: "I can't get out."

Shawshank sneered: "The house is so fresh and refined, no wonder there is no improvement in ranking twelve all the year round."

"Hey, what qualifications do you have to educate your grandma?"

"Now I know it's my grandma. Calling you old aunt just now made me feel old."

The two "persons" teased for a while, and sighed with a mirror face: "I won't quarrel with you. This is the third time for Xiao Shisan. If you don't succeed, you won't have a chance in the future. The vacant seat is retired. There were a lot of people staring at her, and we tried our best to stop and give Xiao Shisan a chance, but she was lucky, she failed every time."

"She can't remember every time. The old man specially set the rules for her, and she can't help it." Shawshank excused.

The mirror face clicked his tongue, and turned to Shawshank with hatred: "Anyway, you have to watch her carefully, and let her complete the task no matter what. If you fail again, I don't think you will come back, just go to be a human on earth." Bar."

The mirror face disappeared.Shawshank put the towel on his shoulders and looked melancholy at the cloudy sky outside the window.

He said: "I want to be a human."

But what should that idiot Chu He do?

The author has something to say: Note: The title of the song is "Two Trees"