my man is poison

Lin Qingfeng: "Enough is enough." Lin Qingfeng said this weakly, he was already desperate for this immoral world.

Shanglu: "What are you talking about?"

this voice? !Isn't this the voice of a male god?Lin Qingfeng frantically called out the public screen, and knocked over the pen container on the table during the process. Sure enough, the word "Buddha" kept magnifying and magnifying in his eyes, almost blinking his eyes.

Shang Lu: "It's Xiao Qingqing. Don't be so excited, I won't leave."

Lin Qingfeng swore that he didn't blush.

A sprig of wormwood on the snow: "It's impossible not to get excited. I think he's about to pass out. Phytophthora, prepare yourself for artificial respiration."

Lin Qingfeng stammered a bit: "I'm not... not excited, man... a god."

Chicken Mother Pearl: "Xiao Qingqing, you are even more nympho than I am. Seeing that the male god can't be so useless, show your arrogance and do it carelessly. We will support you from behind."

Three Points of Water: "Ahem, remember what I taught you just now?"

Mo Yin: "You rest, come up with all kinds of tricks."

Lin Qingfeng suddenly thought of the tricks taught by Three Points of Water on how to catch up with his boyfriend. He glanced through it hastily and mustered up his courage: "God, can... can you give me your Penguin number?"

Shang Lu chuckled, and Lin Qingfeng's ears started to turn red from the heat. He clearly heard the other party say two words: "Yes." It didn't take long for everyone to hear the penguin's "didi" from Lin Qingfeng's side.

Chicken Mother Pearl: "Did you add the Penguin? That's okay too? Phantasma idiot doesn't mind if you add me too! Xingxingyan~"

Shanglu: "This won't work."

Chicken Mother Pearl: "You don't have to be treated differently."

Nan Tianzhu: "Sow, give up, you have already lost at the starting line."

Chicken Mother Pearl: "What's the starting line?"

Nandina: "Gender."

Chicken Mother Pearl: "I have no words to answer."

A sprig of wormwood on the snow: "Did the pair of dogs and men communicate with each other down there? They kept silent."

Not to mention, this pair of "dog men and men" are just exchanging feelings below.

drop by drop...

Lin Qingfeng quickly clicked OK, he was afraid that if he was slow, he would lose the chance, but looking at the other person's profile picture, he stopped, and he didn't have the courage to make a move.

Shanglu: Kiss?

Lin Qingfeng almost didn't come up in one breath.

Shanglu: No, it’s Qingqing

Lin Qingfeng was lost again.

Jiyue Qingfeng: Yes, it is me

Shanglu: How can I even stumble when I type?

Jiyue Qingfeng: shaking hands

Phytophthora: Hehe, don’t be nervous, I’m very gentle

Jiyue Qingfeng: I'm not nervous, it's my hands shaking

Shanglu: Hehe

What does "huh" mean?Are you mocking him for being an idiot? /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~Lin Qingfeng almost fainted from crying in the toilet, but he didn't dare to harass Phytolaca easily, for fear of being hated.Lin Qingfeng suddenly thought of "the way to hook up with a boyfriend".

Jiyue Qingfeng: Male God, have you eaten yet?

Phytolacca: It's almost 10:30 now

Jiyue Qingfeng: ==

Jiyue Qingfeng: Good night, that male god

Shanglu: Does Xiao Qingqing not want to chat with me? 【Aggrieved expression】

Jiyue Qingfeng: Of course not! !

Shanglu: Then why did you say good night to me?

Jiyue Qingfeng: I... I didn't do it on purpose

Land merchants can feel the frustration of the other party across the Internet.

Shanglu: Well, I don’t blame you

Jiyue Qingfeng: Really?

Phytophthora: yes

Jiyue Qingfeng: [Silly smiling expression]

Phytolaca: Xueshang said that you have been practicing dubbing?

Jiyue Qingfeng: Yes, I am just a newcomer, and there are still many things I don’t understand

Shanglu: If you don’t understand anything, you can ask me

"Don't you usually not go online?" Lin Qingfeng just wanted to ask this question, but if he asked, the male god directly admitted that he was just being polite and didn't go online easily. If you don't understand something, just hold back and wait for me to go online.

Lin Qingfeng really didn't even have time to cry.

Jiyue Qingfeng: Alright, then it's settled, male god, I have a lot of things I don't understand every day, and I have to ask you every day, you remember to be online every day, that's it, I'm going to sleep, male god, good night!

Lin Qingfeng didn't give Shanglu a chance to refuse, he directly plugged the plug, the screen of the computer went black, and so did his world, but his heart was still pounding, as if he wanted to jump out of this darkness, out of this world.

"Oh, my mother, fortunately I reacted quickly, otherwise it would be embarrassing to be rejected." Lin Qingfeng patted his chest and thought, although he knew that what he thought was just wishful thinking, but people always have dreams, What if the hell happened.

Lu Shang couldn't help being amused and helpless looking at the other party's faded profile picture. Wasn't he in such a hurry because he was afraid that he would just be polite and have no time to refuse, but he didn't say yes.

Ever since Lin Qingfeng knew the "Mimi" of Three Points of Water, the relationship between the two suddenly developed by leaps and bounds, and they rose to the ranks of "good girlfriends". Why did I do it, and finally did a good job, and realized that if people know about it, they will show their affection.Lin Qingfeng, whose face was covered with blood, was the only one who could understand the pain in his heart.

Three Dian Shui: You said that you really like Phytolacca, not like a fan? ! ! !

The title of "good girlfriend" is not for nothing, Lin Qingfeng told him the secret he had suppressed for so long, of course he didn't know that the secret he thought was no longer a secret.

Jiyue Qingfeng: Yes, I really like him

Three points of water: the love between men and men

Jiyue Qingfeng: Yes

Three points of water: Σ(っ°Д°;)っYou can't think of liking that big devil, so I'll light the wax for you

Jiyue Qingfeng: ...

Jiyue Qingfeng: Can't you?

Three Points of Water: There’s nothing wrong with it, it’s just a long way to go

Jiyue Qingfeng: I know

Three points of water: [Pat on the shoulder] (*￣￣)ノ Don’t be discouraged, I’ll teach you how to hook up Phykola

Jiyue Qingfeng: I have this. Last time you told me "how to hook up with a boyfriend", I wrote it down and I'm implementing it

Three points of water: Σ(°△°|||)︴

Three points of water: Damn ヾ(｀Д)

Three Points of Water: Are you sure you're not lying to me?Are you sure you want to use that method?Are you sure you are serious?

Jiyue Qingfeng: Yes, what's the matter?

Three o'clock water: Are you stupid!

Three points of water: The so-called "how to hook up with a boyfriend" is what I wrote down when I saw other people making complaints about it. It's not a method at all, it's just a joke

Jiyue Qingfeng: What did you say?

Jiyue Qingfeng: !!!!!!!!!!!!

Three points of water: Your mood fluctuates, you can’t fluctuate ＼(≧Д≦)＜

Three points of water: I am simply a sinner...(((m-__-)m

Three dots of water: Please forgive me (┳＿┳)...

Lin Qingfeng thought that he had been harassing Shanglu regularly and regularly every day for the past few days, and he really wanted to grab the land with his head.

Jiyue Qingfeng: I think that Qingfeng has overcome obstacles for so long, and finally lost to his own people (the popular point is: not afraid of opponents like gods, but teammates like pigs)

Three Dian Shui: I will explain to him immediately when Shanglu is online! ! !

Jiyue Qingfeng: Isn't he online now?

Three o'clock water: ...

Jiyue Qingfeng: ...

Three Points of Water: I really want to understand what...

Jiyue Qingfeng: Understand what?

Three points of water: 66666666

Three Points of Water: Xiao Qingqing, you are promising, I am optimistic about you

At three o'clock, the water turned in one direction and immediately went to knock on Phytophthora

Three Points of Water: What are your plans for Xiao Qingqing?

Three o'clock water: Don't pretend to be dead, I know you are online!

Shanglu: An attempt?

Three Points of Water: Do you dare to say that you have no bad intentions towards Xiao Qingqing? W(￣_￣)W

Shanglu: So what?

Three o'clock water: Really (⊙o⊙)?

Shanglu: Uh-huh, but...

Shanglu: You came to me directly just now, did you start chatting with him, did you say something to him, he ignores me now, what do you think should I do?

Three o'clock water: This...uh~~-______-"

Three Points of Water: Well, I wish you an early baby, I'll hide it

Three points of water did not expect such a result. It seems that Lin Qingfeng is not fighting alone, but also thought that Lin Qingfeng actually implemented that unreliable method. Don’t say it really works, but blame him He talked a little too much just now, probably Lin Qingfeng flinched, and then Sandianshui knew that he had no love in his life, and his life was too young.

Three o'clock water: Xiao Qingqing~~~ hurry up and save me~~~~

Jiyue Qingfeng: What's wrong?

Three points of water: Your Phytophora is going to kill me (>_<)

Jiyue Qingfeng: What the hell==

Three Points of Water: I don’t care, anyway, just go and poke him

Jiyue Qingfeng: But I dare not

Three o'clock water: What I said just now is farting, you don't believe a word, just be yourself, come on! (o^^)oo(^^o)

Three o'clock water: I'm hiding

Lin Qingfeng couldn't figure it out. He watched San Dian Shui's head turn gray, while looking at Shang Lu's bright head in a daze. There was something he didn't know.However, he really didn't dare to poke the penguins of Pokeland, he was really afraid of being hated. (┬＿┬)

Dididi

Shanglu: Kiss?

Phytolacca: green

Lin Qingfeng looked at the familiar head portrait flashing, and then saw the familiar beginning. Every time the male god knocked him, he made a typo. Could it be on purpose?Lin Qingfeng really wanted to think this way, but he didn't have the courage, but he still couldn't suppress the joy in his heart.

Jiyue Qingfeng: I am here, I am here

Shanglu: Just be here

Shanglu: Have you eaten yet?

Jiyue Qingfeng: I ate

Shanglu: Why did it go online early today?

Jiyue Qingfeng: Today is the weekend, I have nothing to do and stay in the dormitory

Shanglu: Well, what do you not understand?

Jiyue Qingfeng: I haven't read the script yet...

Shanglu: It’s okay, I’ll watch it with you later

Lin Qingfeng is very familiar with the question-and-answer mode of the two of them. Isn't this what he does to Shanglu every day?If there is anything to do, you have to poke Shanglu, why is it the other way around now?

Jiyue Qingfeng: The male god...

Shanglu: What's wrong?

Jiyue Qingfeng: I used to be ignorant and bothered you every day, causing trouble to you, but I won’t anymore (＞﹏＜)

Shanglu: It’s okay, I’m very happy

Jiyue Qingfeng: What?

Shanglu: I'm glad you bother me

In an instant, Lin Qingfeng felt the temperature on his face "boom". If it weren't for the fact that covering his face was not suitable for him, he would really like to cover his face now.Does the male god not hate him?Have you gotten used to him?It seems that the method of three points of water really works!In the future, you will have to brush your presence frequently!

Shanglu: Why are you silent?

Jiyue Qingfeng: I... I just poured a glass of water

Cool down o(*////▽////*)q

Phytolacca: Drinking plenty of water is good for your health

The Breeze of the Moonlight: Grace

Jiyue Qingfeng: Then male god, wait for me, I'll go read the script, practice it myself, and then I'll ask you if I don't understand

Shanglu: Don’t bother, let’s go directly to YY

Jiyue Qingfeng: (⊙o⊙) Huh?