Shanhai University Safe Study Guide

Song and dance: "Here is Shanhai University"

Crosstalk: "Reporting the Name of the Vegetable" Performer: Xiao You

Swordsmanship Demonstration: "Jiyue" Performer: Qin Liange

Acrobatics: "Chest Broken Rock" Performer: Huang Shi

Dance: "Prestige and Prestige" Performers: Zhu Zhongli and others

Song: "Third Year's Disagreement" Performers: Sphinx & Fenrir

Song: Excerpt from "The Song of Pi" Performer: Circumference (a disciple of Zhou Bi Suanmen)

Instrumental performance: "Su Causeway Spring Dawn" Performers: Mian Ye, etc.

Song: "Will You Love Me If I Fuck Billy" Performer: Qian Bao

Song: "Invincible" Performer: Ye Liangchen

Song: "Romance of the Dragon" Performer: Wu Xuan

Song: "Fallen World" Performer: Yi Ye

Opera: Excerpts from The Peony Pavilion Performer: Shen Hong

Chorus: "ALittleLove" Performer: See the ears

Sketch: "After the founding of the People's Republic of China, you are not allowed to become a master" Performers: Murong Jianguo, Huangfu Tieniu

Song: "Miss Dong" Performer: Ximen Bai

Chorus: "Lingzhizi, where did you put the keys to my house?" "Performers: Three fat real people & DTFD members

ah ah ah...

I was walking home last night

I suddenly remembered that I didn't bring the key

i called you 26 times

you didn't pick up you didn't pick up

You answered (hey what?)

Tell me to wait (this is inconvenient!)

You go home from the meeting (no way!)

But Ryotoko, you bastard

You took your students to Shushan

Where the hell did you put my house keys...

(kazoo)

I searched for the carpet and the school

I even asked about the spirit beast at the door

you just forget you just forget

our family is in school

Are the girls of the Shushan School really so cute?..

(kazoo)

bitter wind icy rain

Fallen leaves in front of the cafeteria

i'm so cold

where are you

Sanctamariasanctamaria

Let this lost lamb go home

key, key, show up quickly

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la

Big deal, I'll go make another one myself.

Make a new one

(kazoo)

don't bother don't bother

I am so rich that I can get ten

Just stay in Shushan obediently and don’t come back

The author has something to say: Thank you for the mines of the little deer dog~