There are always people who want to eat me

After eating, drinking and playing enough, Yu Huang and Guan Zong went home, just standing at the door, the door was slammed open, Xiaozhen looked at Guan Zong sadly, his big eyes were full of She shed tears, her mouth was flattened, and finally couldn't hold back any longer. She rushed forward and nestled in Guan Zong's arms, crying loudly: "Master, don't you want Xiaozhen! You haven't spent the Chinese New Year with Xiaozhen this year. After dinner Just go out, master, do you want this ugly chicken instead of Xiaozhen——”

Guan Zong took out a candied haws from behind with no expression on his face and handed it to Xiaozhen. Xiaozhen immediately changed his expression, and Yu Huang was amazed. The speed of this face change is too fast, right?He couldn't even switch from Xiaozhen's role! ! !

Xiao Zhenzhen floated in mid-air licking candied haws contentedly, with a happy expression on his face, Guan Zong took off his coat, and directly took off the sweater and autumn clothes inside, and walked to the bathroom with his strong upper body naked.

Yu Huang looked at Guan Zong's strong upper body, broad shoulders, and well-defined chest and abdominal muscles. He couldn't bear it. He was so tempting that he wanted to pounce on it and touch it.

Xiao Zhen rolled his eyes at Yu Huang and said, "Don't look at Master, your eyeballs are about to fall off, don't be ashamed!"

"???" Yu Huang blushed with dissatisfaction, but he didn't have anything to say in defense.

Guan Zong came out of the shower, and was just below. A bath towel covering his crotch was wrapped around his body. His hair was drooping wet, covering his eyes slightly. Guan Zong twirled his bangs that were still dripping, thinking about going out tomorrow and getting a haircut. .

Xiao Zhen ate up all the candied haws, and obediently went to the bedroom to get a hair dryer and came over to blow Guan Zong's hair. Guan Zong lit a cigarette and held it between his slender fingers. His eyes fell on Yu Huang, and he asked, "When are you leaving?"

"Ah?" Yu Huang was stunned, and then understood what Guan Zong meant, with a look of "being uprooted and ruthless", "You, you, you, you want to drive me away???"

"Yeah." Guan Zong responded coldly, put a cigarette butt in the ashtray, and said, "I can't afford two demons."

"I'm easy to raise!" Yu Huang quickly argued for himself, "I just need to eat a little melon seeds every day!"

Guan Zong frowned, thinking of the supermarket checkout last time, his flesh hurts, he waved his hand, and the cigarette between his fingers drew an arc, "No, I can't afford it."

"I will help you make money!" Yu Huang said with a bitter face, "You take me in, I have nowhere to go!"

Guan Zong asked, "Where did you come from?"

"Inside the mountain." Yu Huang deliberately said far, far away, "In the deep mountain, I can't even find my way home, and there is no one in my house anymore, no, no, no, this is my home!"

Yu Huang's words were so earnest that Guan Zong was speechless. He thought for a while and said, "Leave you for a few days and figure out a way out."

There is a room in Guan Zong's house, the door is closed all the year round, and I don't know what is in it. During the New Year's Day holiday, Guan Zong basically stayed in that room, had a meal in the middle, and went out to get a haircut.

Yu Huang stands at the door every day and wants to sing a little cabbage to Guan Zong to prove his loneliness. He really has no place to go now. Although the sky is big, it is not safe. He has offended more than one person Drunk Immortal, and other immortals, when he was mentally disabled at the time, he was framed by the old turtle of Xuanwu and did many things that were hated by others. Last one truck.

Those immortals are idle in the sky and just think about what they have and what they don’t have all day long. There are piles of bad intentions. They didn’t have the opportunity to show their potential before, but now they have Yu Huang as their target. Those dark sides in their bones are not afraid of losing ground. vent!

If it weren't for the drunken fairy, he would have almost forgotten about this incident. Now that he thinks about it, it looks like a knife is hanging around his neck. If he doesn't hold Guan Zong's thigh tightly, he guesses that one day he will kick his legs on the main road up.

In his eyes, Guan Zong is now the Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva who helps the world and saves lives. The organization needs him so much!

The reason why Guan Zong didn't take him in was because he ate more and spent less!Then he will eat less, spend less, and make more money!At that time, Guan Zong still has no excuse not to take him in!

But Yu Huang really couldn't figure out how he could make money as a pheasant? !Go out and show everyone a pheasant jumping through a ring of fire?Pheasant breast crushed with dashi?The pheasant swallowed the big sword alive?Looking at the animal world, the octopus Paul can predict the future, the national treasure giant panda makes a living by selling cuteness, and he is a pheasant born as a heavenly emperor, but he can't find any work in the huge human world?

... It's really a husky day.

In the end, Yu Huang decided—to start a new life!

He looked at the naked boy in the mirror, Yu Huang wanted to cry but had no tears, long hair!nude!Even a shop is not willing to have him, go out to play body art?Or cosplay?You have to get a sum of money first to change your look.

Where did this initial funding come from... only Guan Zong.

Yu Huang waited pitifully until Guan Zong came out of the small dark room, rushed forward and hugged Guan Zong's leg, and said, "Master, lend me some money!"

As soon as Guan Zong raised his leg, he hung on the sofa and shook his leg, shaking Yu Huang down, "Why do you want money? Travel expenses?"

"Of course not!" Yu Huang shook his head violently, "I want to buy a suit of human clothes."

"Oh." Guan Zong beckoned to Xiaozhen, "Give me the coat." He fumbled in his pocket, and found a handful of ten and five yuan change, not even Zhang Fifty.

Guan Zong: "..."

Guan Zong gave up, turned on the old laptop, sat on the sofa and connected to the WiFi upstairs to start surfing the Internet.

Yu Huang blinked and asked him, "What are you doing?"

"Taobao." Guan Zong said with a cigarette in his mouth, "What size do you wear? s?"

"...m."

"Oh, m." Guan Zong chose the right clothes and arranged the prices from low to high. He pointed to a brown lapel coat on the screen and asked, "This one?"

Yu Huang looked at the price, the flash sale price was 9 yuan 9, the corner of his mouth twitched, then looked at Guan Zong's serious expression, nodded, "OK."

Guan Zong looked at the time in the lower right corner and said, "5 minutes."

After 5 minutes, killing intent flashed in Guan Zong's eyes, and his fingers moved quickly, but the speed of his hands couldn't match the speed of the Internet, and the goods were sold out by the time the page jumped.

Yu Huang: "..."

Guan Zong: "Keep watching."

Yu Huang said embarrassingly: "Otherwise, let's forget it, I thought about it, and it's fine that I'm like this..."

Guan Zong didn't talk to him and didn't say a word.

There was a knock on the door, Guan Zong put the computer aside, stood up and opened the door.

It was a pretty little girl who knocked on the door. She had big eyes, double eyelids, and the inner buttons left to the shoulders were dyed light brown. She wore a short red down jacket, skinny jeans, and a pair of snow boots.

When Ning Ning saw Guan Zong, her face turned red, she looked down at the ground, and couldn't bear to look at Guan Zong again, so she sneaked a few glances at Guan Zong, pointed behind her, and said, "My name is Ning Ning, our family is a newcomer. Come, we will be neighbors in the future, please take care of us."

The door of the opposite room was open. They had just moved in, and the room was still very messy. There was an incense burner on the desk, and the writing on the memorial tablet was slightly covered by the fragrant cigarettes.

Yu Huang thought, this family cared about the deceased, they didn't fix anything, they put the memorial tablet first.

Seeing Guan Zong's eyes on the tablet, Ning Ning explained in order to prevent him from thinking too much: "That is my father's tablet. He passed away when I was very young."

"My condolences." Guan Zong said.

Ning Ning nodded and said, "I'll go back first, and invite you to my house for dinner some other day!"

"Yeah." Guan Zong closed the door.

When it was time for dinner in the evening, Ning Ning came to invite Guan Zong to dinner. There is a custom among northerners that they eat dumplings during festivals and banquets. Ning Ning's mother made a table of dumplings for Guan Zong. They come to eat.

Guan Zong wanted to decline, but the little girl was too enthusiastic, Guan Zong couldn't refuse at all, and was dragged out of the room.

"The house is still messy and hasn't been cleaned up." Ning Ning said shyly.

She and her mother were the only two in Ning Ning's house. Guan Zong felt that he was embarrassed by a big man in the house, but Ning Ning didn't feel it at all. While fishing for Guan Zong's dumplings, he asked loudly through the kitchen door : "How many dumplings do you want? Is thirty enough?"

"Enough." Guan Zong sat at the table cautiously, unable to bear the enthusiasm of others towards him, he was used to indifference, and few people were willing to put their faces on his cold ass.

Ningning's mother was very dignified, with a strong look on her brows. It was not easy for a widowed woman to bring up a daughter.

She said, "Mr. Guan, have you forgotten about us?"

Guan Zong looked at the women suspiciously, he really couldn't remember them clearly.

The woman smiled and said, "The deceased husband's surname is Ning, and his name is Ning Huan."

The name Ning Huan was remembered as soon as Guan Zong came out. Ning Huan was originally a member of the Star Divination Club. Ten years ago, he was killed by a monster during a mission. At that time, Ning Huan was in a group with him. Condolences to Xia Ninghuan's family members, who had seen this woman and nine-year-old Ning Ning at that time.

The woman lowered her voice and whispered, "Ningning doesn't know the real cause of Brother Huan's death. I know there are rules in your club."

Guan Zong nodded and said: "She is just an ordinary girl, it would be better not to know."

"What don't you know?" Ning Ning poked her head out from the kitchen and said, "What are you two saying bad things about me? Mom! Can you change the habit of always talking about me in front of my classmates~~Can you? ~~~"

"Ningning met you when she was a child." She said with a smile, "She liked you very much back then."

Guan Zong: "..."

When Ning Ning heard this, her beautiful face turned red, and the little girl said, "What nonsense." At first she pretended not to know Guan Zong because she was afraid that Guan Zong would forget her. How embarrassing she would be if she was so enthusiastic.

Ning Ning carefully chopped minced garlic and leek leaves to season Guan Zong. After eating a dozen or so, Guan Zong felt that it was not good to stay in someone's house for a long time and had to leave.

Ning Ning was reluctant to let him go, and said, "Eat a few more dumplings before leaving. The dumplings made by my mother are the most delicious in the world!"

Guan Zong waved his hand and said, "Someone at home is waiting for me to eat."

Ning Ning's heart skipped a beat, and her expression immediately changed. She asked nervously, "Are you married?"

"No……"

Before Guan Zong finished speaking, there was a knock on the door. Ning Ning ran to open the door as if she was trying to avoid the truth. When the door opened, a three or four-year-old boy stood at the door and looked at her pitifully. .

Xiaozhen's acting skills are very good, and the role is fast and ruthless. I saw his rosy mouth deflated, and when he saw Ningning, he began to cry: "Where is my father! Where is my father?!! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ~~~~"

Ning Ning: "..."

Guan Zong: "..."

Seeing Xiaozhen’s performance in the dark, Yu Huang couldn’t help giving a thumbs up. What Xiaozhen watched at home all day long and messy long TV series like "Unforgettable" and "Unforgettable" are really not in vain watch