You may not believe it, I am also a straight man

Check Weibo routinely before going to bed.

The girls on Weibo are not reserved at all, they always ask me to write jokes, I don't understand.

Why do you always ask me to do such mentally and physically exhausting things, this is more difficult than letting me sleep with you, okay?

I am always very hungry when I write jokes. I once ate a pack of Tongyi Laotan at three o'clock in the middle of the night because I was too hungry... (Brother Han, you are welcome, just send a notice to let me go to Tiantianxiang.)

It turned out to be… a little sweet.

Of course, I will not tell my fans these words, after all, in their eyes, my writing jokes is as natural as pandas have dark circles.

In this regard, I can only post a selfie in protest...

What do I need you to remember, I...

Funing... is a...

singer.

Today I posted a selfie before going to bed, not because I can't write a joke, but because I...

I can't even say why...

After all, celebrities like to post selfies...

Why don't you ask your idols why they post selfies.

Teacher Funing Kao here would like to remind you that it is wrong to chase stars excessively...

It would be even more wrong not to chase me.

After all, I am a powerful idol.

Is this term out of fashion recently?

You also found out...

I talk too much nonsense...

Because I suddenly panicked...

I……

I feel that I have a feeling for Bu Fan...

forget it. I'm done here.

You know, I'm a straight guy.

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