You may not believe it, I am also a straight man

According to the development of the plot, I should talk about the details of my first official meeting with Bu Fan.

For example, what clothes did he wear, what handsome hairstyle did I change.

For example, what kind of steak he ate, how handsome I rushed to pay for it.

Just kidding, okay, am I, Funing, the kind of person who doesn't pay the bill after eating?

I'm.

I admit it, and don't feel ashamed.

These are not the point, so I don't want to say.

The point is, Bu Fan is a bit too handsome.

Walking on the street with him, I looked so pitiful as a small bird.

I really want to ask, brother, where did you buy your insoles?How many centimeters?Give me a link, okay?

But you know, I also want to save face.

So I didn't say anything.

When Bu Fan appeared, the little nephew's eyes lit up: "So handsome!"

While Bu Fan was cutting the steak, my little nephew whispered to me, "Uncle, his eyes can speak."

Do you know how much the ice cream you eat now!Can you stop thinking about it!It's not good to over-fill your brain, is it?

When Bu Fan paid the bill, my little nephew grabbed my pants excitedly, "How can this brother be so handsome!"

Excuse me????

Why am I an uncle and he is a brother? ? ?

When Bu Fan came back from paying the bill, he picked up his little nephew directly, "Little friend, did you enjoy your meal today?"

The little nephew lay shyly on Bu Fan's shoulder.

I:……

I'm not mean, really.

I brought my little nephew out because Bu Fan likes it, they are like this, very, well.

I hope that Bu Fan can come to his senses as soon as possible, and have the desire to mate with women as soon as possible.

So my dad, oh no, my boss will send me pictures...

This time, I... will definitely be popular.

Bu Fan turned his head and asked me, "What about you?"

Me: "Oh, it's... pretty good."

He smiled, with a little mockery mixed with this kind of indulgence.

Indulge? ? ?

Emma what am I thinking?

Emma, ​​his eyes really can speak!

The author has something to say: continue tomorrow.