parody of madmen

A sentence popped up.

"Sorry, I don't have free time to accompany you." Heizi knocked off the hand a little angrily.

"Yo? The good-tempered little Heizi has become so irritable. It seems that something must have happened." The male voice laughed a few times, no longer intending to continue to make fun of himself, "I know that Xiao Huang is crazy. I wanted to visit him at first, but I knew it when I saw you with this expression, it would be better to stay here obediently if I went."

"Zi Yuan-kun can visit Huang Lai-kun, at least he can stop him when he loses control." Heizi had something in his words.

"Ah, forget it. It's enough to have Vulcan accompany him. I didn't expect the most unreliable person to be the most reliable person at a critical moment. It's ironic..."

"Please don't say that about Vulcan Lord, I will be very angry!" Heizi became a little angry.

"Sorry, Xiao Hei is angry? Then I'm not joking." Zi Yuan apologized sullenly.In fact, he was not feeling very well.

Heizi didn't say anything else when he saw Ziyuan apologizing, but continued on his own: "I don't think Huang Lai-kun is pretending, but if he keeps going crazy like this, he will drag many people down, especially Vulcan-kun. Even if he is disfigured, he can still continue to play basketball, at most he will not be a model. But now Kise-kun, both in appearance and body, is very normal, and I will do crazy things with the body of an ordinary person. I don't want to see him like this."

"Hmm, so?" Ziyuan handed him a delicious stick.

"Why is the person who put him on the stall Vulcan Lord and not someone else?" Heizi took the delicious stick and asked softly.

Before Ziyuan had time to answer, a voice suddenly sounded from behind the two of them: "Heizi, don't you understand? Vulcan must have done what he should do. After all, Kise lost Aomine and was overly stimulated. Now after waking up, he forgets about that person and throws himself into Vulcan’s arms. This is very rare. If he doesn’t have Vulcan to rely on, and he keeps talking about Qingfeng and throwing things against the wall all day long, what are you guys doing? Isn't it dead?"

"Mr. Lujian?" Heizi turned to look at that person in surprise.

"I just passed by and heard it by chance, and I don't mean to help you." Midorima turned his head away and didn't look at him.

"Ah, Xiaolu is here too? Since we've all met together, why don't we go eat something, I'm hungry." Zi Yuan pointed to the street in front of him.

"Okay." Heizi agreed very readily.

Midorima twisted her body, although she was very reluctant, she didn't dare to go against their wishes, so she could only follow the two of them into a small restaurant near the street.

The restaurant chosen by Atsushi Ziyuan seemed not to cater to everyone's mood. There were rock songs from non-brand bands in a mess, and the lead singer didn't know what to mutter casually.Murasakihara dragged Kuroko to the corner and sat down, holding the menu and preparing to order. The waiter didn't come to greet them for a long time. Midorima looked around distractedly, trying to find a chance to leave, but Kuroko quietly grabbed him. The hem of his clothes wouldn't let him go.

"Heizi, what's wrong?"

"Mr. Lujian, I miss Mr. Qingfeng."

"Well, I actually miss him too."

"When he left, he asked us to take good care of Kise-kun. At that time, I promised them that I would not treat him badly and would accompany him through the rest of my life. However, now I suddenly hate Kise-kun very much. It's hard to add!" Heizi said with his head down.

"How can you think like this? I remember that you took Kise with him when he first joined the team. You should have a good relationship. Now that the poor guy has been stimulated like this, you still have the heart to say such a thing? If With Aomine still alive, everything will not be like this. Heizi, you are also a sensible person, and the person who takes care of Kise is a fire god, what are you dissatisfied with?" Midorima asked with a frown.

"I don't understand why Vulcan-kun was chosen by him? In fact, I was beside him at the time. Kise-kun was the first to see Vulcan-kun when he opened his eyes, and Vulcan-kun was holding his hand. It's something Aomine-kun often does, so Kise-kun regards Vulcan-kun as his lover." Heizi explained.

"Tsk, what a hassle. Is Kise's illness cured?"

"Yes, the doctor said only God could help him."

"Walking with a lunatic for a lifetime is also torture for Vulcan." Midorima murmured.

Heizi nodded vigorously: "I... really want to share some things with Vulcan-kun, but I am not qualified to intervene now. Kise-kun has become a lunatic now, and he doesn't know any of us! I even doubt , Is this predestined from the beginning? Although I don't believe in fate, I have to admit this kind of thing..."

"Little Heizi, believe it or not, Vulcan must have said the same thing." Ziyuan replied in a low voice, lowering his head and drinking all the egg soup in front of him, "However, I think he is willing."

"Nonsense, Kise didn't have a disfigured face and voice, and he behaved almost like a normal person in front of Vulcan. As soon as he left Vulcan, he became crazy again and didn't know what to do. If the doctor's diagnosis was not correct, I probably suspect that Kise is pretending to be crazy on purpose. Besides, Kise's appearance and smile are probably to make others like him, and whoever gets to him will not be able to take over? However, if it's me, I don't necessarily want to be willing. .” said Green Room.

Heizi on the side didn't say a word, and kept poking at the balls in the bowl with a spoon. It took a long time before he said a word: "If possible, I hope that the one who is crazy is me!"

"Huh? Little Heizi, if you're crazy, you'll probably be thrown on the street. You won't be jealous, right?" Ziyuan asked.

Heizi didn't answer when he heard it, and stuffed the rice into his mouth mechanically.

"Murakahara, I think you're a little tired tonight, go home and sleep after eating." Midorima saw that Kuroko was not in a good mood, so he could only interrupt the conversation directly.Ziyuan nodded knowingly, and quietly closed her mouth.The three of them paid the bill after eating in silence, and then each set off on their way home, none of them said anything about what was on their minds.

……

When the lights were on at night, Heizi stood up from the bathtub, gently pulled the towel next to him to wipe his hair clean, then wrapped himself in a towel and moved to the living room, sat on the sofa and turned on the TV without turning on the sound.After a few minutes, the doorbell rang suddenly.

"Who is it?" Heizi asked after coming to the door.

"It's me." The person at the door said.Turns out he was Akashi.

Heizi was a little surprised, and quickly opened the door to welcome him into the living room. Akashi was still holding a bouquet of white chrysanthemums in his hand. He walked in naturally and sat on the sofa, smiling at Heizi: "Excuse me, Heizi. I really want to go back to this house, can I stay overnight?"

"Sure, it happens that my parents are going out these days, but the house is very small and there is no room to spare. Akashi-kun, are you here for tomorrow's visit to the grave?" Heizi asked.

"Almost, let's bring everyone along this time." Akashi's tone was non-negotiable.

"I'm very sorry, Akashi-kun, but I don't want to take Kise-kun with me." Kuroko put the white chrysanthemum in the vase, and poured the glass of water on the table into it, "I want to persuade the fire god to keep him, but Worried that Kise-kun will self-mutilate desperately when he wakes up. Once Vulcan-kun is not around, Kise-kun will not be able to live alone. You also persuade Vulcan-kun to increase the dosage of sleeping pills for him, but Vulcan-kun is afraid of accidents and will not listen at all! Akashi Jun, I'm really sad right now, not only because I don't want to part with Qingfeng-jun, but also because of the lunatic."

"Heizi, do you have a problem with Kise?" Akashi said exactly the same thing, "Before Kise didn't go crazy, he had a good relationship with you, and even showed interest in you. Now he's out of his mind, and you started I despise him, they are all from the same basketball team, and the palms and backs of the hands are full of flesh, why favor one over the other?"

"No, Akashi-kun thought too much. I'm just afraid that he will drag Vulcan-kun down, and Vulcan-kun is too tired." Heizi smiled.

"Tomorrow will be fine. Heizi, that bouquet of flowers will definitely not be available tomorrow, you bought it too early. Besides, the water in the cup is cold boiled water, it's useless to pour it in, you should use tap water." Akashi didn't want to comfort Heizi at all, Instead, quickly change the subject.He is much smarter than Atsushi Murasakihara, not only in terms of IQ, but also in EQ, and he will never say anything that is self-indulgent and hurt Heizi.

"Really? I'll change it right away." Heizi knew what Akashi meant, so he followed his words, "But Akashi-kun, this white chrysanthemum is still fresh. I just picked it not long ago, so I don't think it will wither."

"Perhaps, it shouldn't be a problem for one night." Akashi smiled, "I'm sorry to bother you so late."

"That's not the case. Akashi-kun, are you going to take a shower? I'll turn on the faucet for you." Heizi said and walked towards the bathroom.

Akashi nodded and followed into the bathroom.Although Kuroko's home was not big, it was extremely clean and tidy. Such a small space actually gave Akashi an inexplicable sense of security.

"Okay, Akashi-kun can go in, just call me if you need anything." Heizi turned on the faucet and walked out.

"sorry to trouble you."

"Should be. I'll go to the bedroom to sleep first. Akashi-kun can just come in after washing. Two people can sleep on the bed." Heizi closed the bathroom door, and carried Baiju to the window sill of the bedroom.He was already very tired during the day, and as soon as his head touched the pillow, he fell asleep quickly, and he didn't even know when Akashi came in.

In the middle of the night, it began to rain suddenly, with lightning and thunder, and the wind actually blew the windows open, and cold raindrops poured into the house.