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When Cheng Huang got up from the bed, he felt that his whole body was twisted and his head was groggy. After driving to the company at a snail speed of almost 30 miles per hour, he finally came to the conclusion that he had a cold.

Cheng Huang hadn't had many illnesses since he was a child, and it was fine if he didn't have a serious illness. It was rare to catch up with such innocuous ailments as headache and brain fever. There is no chance to pretend to be sick and act coquettish.

After being kicked out of the car by Li Mingtao last night, Cheng Huang walked for almost an hour in the sub-zero temperature before getting a taxi home.For this one-hour midnight walk, Cheng Huang, who rarely gets sick, didn't take it seriously at all, so when he realized that he had a cold, there were only two words that flashed in his mind - evil door.

That's right, it's the evil gate!

However, Cheng Huang at that time did not expect that it was not just his cold that was evil that day.

As soon as he stepped through the door in the morning, Cheng Huang asked the receptionist if Li Mingtao was here. The receptionist was a new girl. General Manager's Office.

In the office, a boy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, who was not good-looking, was sitting on the boss's chair and turning around leisurely. When he saw Cheng Huang staring at him, not only did he not restrain himself, he even flirted with him. eye the past.

Cheng Huang's expression made the little girl at the front desk feel like her calf is twisting. This is her first day at work, and it looks like it will be the last day.

The little girl cried and apologized repeatedly with a pitiful and innocent expression: "Cheng...Cheng Boss, he told me that he has made an appointment with you and wants to wait for you in your office, so I just..."

"Is there any difference between being with you and without you?" Cheng Huang pressed the fire and walked straight to the manager's office. He happened to pass by the executive Xiao Zhao who came to put out the fire in time. Cheng Huang pointed to the front desk and said: " Let her go."

Xiao Zhao roughly knew what was going on, but after all, he recruited the person, and he was his distant cousin, so he had to work harder to redeem him no matter what, the moment he called out the word "Mr. Cheng", he was caught Cheng Huang choked back with words.

"When you see something pleasing to the eye, just say what it is. What is the meeting room for? There is an appointment, so enter the meeting room and wait. Do you just enter my office casually?!"

Xiao Zhao didn't dare to speak any more, and walked away dejectedly with a bitter face.

"What's wrong with a little girl? Are you interested?"

Zhang Hao lazily leaned on Cheng Huang's boss chair, raised his legs, and looked at Cheng Huang who walked in with a smile.

"Why are you here?" Cheng Huang walked to the window and closed the shutters.

Zhang Hao frowned: "Why can't I come?"

Cheng Huang sneered in his heart, let alone his company address, even his mobile phone number was given to Zhang Hao long after the two got together.

Cheng Huang has always been cautious when playing this game. Firstly, he is afraid that he will give up the cabinet intentionally or unintentionally. Secondly, if the other party becomes ill-intentioned and jumps over the wall, or blackmails him, it can be regarded as a reserve for himself.The company address, the place where I live, and any information including his mother's place are strictly guarded and will never be leaked.Therefore, his "bed partner", both men and women generally know little about his private situation.

Since Zhang Hao was able to find this place, it would be useless to ask again, and he would not tell the truth.

Cheng Huang was furious in his heart, but there was no expression on his face. He lowered his head to get the cigarettes on the table: "Since they're here, I'll let them do a formality, and you just drive the car away."

"I don't want it." Zhang Hao flatly refused.

"Then what do you want?"

"Porsche, 4.5L displacement, top configuration, [-]% off for you, I will pay for the car insurance license myself."

"Oh? A million or so," Cheng Huang looked at Zhang Hao contemptuously, holding a cigarette in his mouth, "You deserve it too?"

Such a choking sentence has no lethal effect at all. Instead of being angry, Zhang Hao replied flatteredly: "You say you are not worthy, and I say yes, then this verbal agreement is void and the marriage cannot be divorced."

"Who the hell married you? Which Civil Affairs Bureau did it?" Cheng Huang asked with a smile and cursing.

"The form is not important, the key is the fact of marriage," Zhang Hao blinked his big eyes, eager to squeeze out the water: "I don't care, you have to be responsible to me anyway."

"Okay, aren't you responsible? That's easy," Cheng Huang took a puff on his cigarette and flicked the ash: "When you give birth to a baby, I'll take you home immediately to see my mother."

"I hate it, you will bully others~" Zhang Hao pretended to be a mother here in a coquettish voice.

"Talk to me well, don't make me sick."

In fact, in good conscience, Zhang Hao's fake mother-in-law is not disgusting at all, and she is still a little cute after getting used to it. This is not unrelated to Zhang Hao's beautiful face full of neutral beauty.

Cheng Huang is most tired of looking for a mate who is full of femininity, and when he meets such a man, his stomach will be overwhelmed.

But Zhang Hao was always able to relax on the issue of motherhood and non-motherhood, and he was already very pleasing, so the act of acting like a baby according to local conditions made Cheng Huang's anger a lot less unconsciously.

Zhang Haocha's face distinguishes color and strikes while the iron is hot: "Brother, I want to kiss you."

Cheng Huang had just pinched his cigarette, and before he had time to react when he heard this, Zhang Hao threw him on the boss's desk.

Zhang Hao kissed him like crazy, like a crazy little beast. After kissing and kissing, Cheng Huang couldn't bear it anymore, and the thing under him began to move...

The blinds were pulled tightly so that no light could be seen, and no one outside dared to break in without knocking on the door. There was really nothing to worry about. Although Cheng Huang had thought of Li Mingtao as an enemy, he felt that kissing was a matter of He was in high spirits, and it took about 5 minutes. God wouldn't cheat him like this.

So, he put his arms around Zhang Hao and kissed him deeply.

In fact, Cheng Huang really underestimated the interest of God. In fact, this grandfather is not so easy to deal with. Sometimes he is really "your uncle".

After the kiss was over, Zhang Hao began to get bored with Cheng Huang endlessly. He urged him to drive him away several times but he didn't intend to leave. It was not until Cheng Huang promised Zhang Hao to go to him at night that he reluctantly stepped out of the office. .

After dismissing Zhang Hao, Cheng Huang leaned back on the chair exhausted.

Not long after, there was a knock on the door outside.

Cheng Huang responded, stood up and opened the blinds, and the administrative officer Zhao who came in put a thick stack of documents on the table safely and respectfully: "Mr. Cheng, Mr. Li said that he wants to take two days off. Let me Let me show you these materials first, these are orders that have just been signed recently, you can start production after signing..."

"Li Mingtao has been here?!"

Cheng Huang's sudden roar made Xiao Zhao jump, and Xiao Zhao pointed to the door: "Yes... yes, Mr. Li just opened the door and looked at it, saying that you are meeting with a very important guest, and told us to be fine. Bother you……"

"What about the others now?"

"Let's go, this is all handed over to me."

With a "bang", Cheng Huang's head hit the shutter, causing the shutter blades to rattle.

Xiao Zhao's eyes widened, watching Cheng Huang's abnormal behavior.

"When did he come back?" Cheng Huang asked.

"...I didn't say anything."

"Where did he go?"

"……do not know."

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Throughout the afternoon, Cheng Huang felt very unwell. The evil cold made his whole body sore, and he couldn't sit or stand.And the cold virus seems to have spread to his heart. It feels like someone has planted grass in it, which is extremely irritable and uncomfortable.

When Cheng Huang got up from the chair for the tenth time and looked at the phone on the table for the tenth time, he finally admitted that this feeling was not just caused by a cold.

Finally he dialed Li Mingtao's cell phone, and Li Mingtao's voice came after countless beeps: "What's the matter?"

"Am I too used to you? Is there such a lawless employee as you?" Cheng Huang couldn't hug Li Mingtao when he heard Li Mingtao's voice.

"What's wrong with me?" Li Mingtao became impatient.

"Leaving whenever you want during working hours, is this different from absenteeism?"

There was a silence on the other end of the phone: "Then you can help me make up the formalities."

Cheng Huang asked vaguely; "What time did you leave, and what did you go for?"

"Not feeling well, please take sick leave."

"What's wrong with you?" Cheng Huang asked with concern.

"Morstrual cramps."

"..."

Cheng Huang sighed and said, "Taozi, let's talk..."

Before the word "bar" was uttered, the voice on the other end of the phone was already blind.

-

Cheng Huang thought that the reason why that day was evil was that after that phone call, he was not interested in whatever he did, even in Zhang Hao's bed, and he had no desire to have sex at all.

At first, Cheng Huang thought that this boring feeling was caused by a cold, but when he thought about it carefully, it didn't seem to be the case.

"Brother, do you think my place has bad feng shui? Why do you feel depressed when you come here?" Zhang Hao moved away from Cheng Huang, beat the pillow hard, and leaned against it on the bed.

"Which Feng Shui is good?" Cheng Huang also sat up and reached for cigarettes and fire from the bedside table.

"Fenghe Garden, a private garden in the east, surrounded by a lake in the west, with excellent greenery and good room types, is the first choice for buying a house or a home." Zhang Hao imitated the slogan on the leaflet.

"Bullshit, you're really idle." Cheng Huang blew smoke rings out of boredom: "If you like it, just rent it."

"I want to buy it," Zhang Hao looked at Cheng Huang seriously: "I can write anyone's name, I don't care if I write your mother's name, it's close to our school, and I can go back directly after class, how convenient it is You don't know, I really like that room type, it feels like home."

"You really think of yourself as my wife?" Cheng Huang turned to look at him in surprise.

Zhang Hao smiled sweetly: "Except for not being able to give birth to a baby, what is it like?"

"You said that your mother has already found you a job in your hometown, and you are just waiting for you to graduate and go back to get married and have grandchildren. If you don't show your filial piety, why are you so tired of being here with me all day long..."

Before Cheng Huang finished speaking, Zhang Hao's mouth was blocked tightly.

Zhang Hao ate Cheng Huang several times in a fit of anger, and threatened viciously: "I am willing, you don't care, believe it or not, if you talk nonsense, I will kiss you like a banana mouth, so that you will not dare to eat bananas for the rest of your life..."

Cheng Huang pushed him with a smile: "I'm not interested in that stuff, I don't even eat the real ones or the fake ones."

"Okay, then what are you hiding? See if I can't kiss you to death." Zhang Hao opened his bloody mouth and rode on Cheng Huang.

"Take it easy, I have a meeting tomorrow, don't make marks on my neck..."

"What are you afraid of? Make it a hundred or eighty, and let them hate it."

"Come on, if you know it's a man, you have to scare them stupid." Cheng Huang blocked Zhang Hao's unscrupulous kiss with his hand.

"How do they know?" Zhang Hao began to wander down: "Besides, they know nothing, playing this is the top enjoyment of life."

Cheng Huang smiled: "Is it so comfortable to have a man's JB?"

Zhang Hao straightened the things under his body, and wanted to rub Cheng Huang's face: "Why don't you try mine?"

"You are so fucking fat!" Cheng Huang turned over and pressed Zhang Hao under him, biting him hard.

The people below laughed loudly, and then got up immediately.

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...

Just as the two of them were messing around, the mobile phone placed by the bed suddenly rang.

Cheng Huang picked it up, glanced casually at the number of the caller, and was immediately shocked, got up quickly, and was about to answer it in the living room with the phone.

Zhang Hao was so excited, how could he stop, and yelled in front of the phone with embellishment, Cheng Huang was anxious, pushed Zhang Hao away, and shouted impatiently: "Get out of here." Regardless of Zhang Hao, he almost fell Get off the bed, put on your slippers, and run straight into the hall.

The moment he swiped the answer button, before he could call out the word "Taozi", a woman in the receiver was talking: "Xiao Huang, why did it take so long to answer the phone?"

Cheng Huang was stunned for five seconds before he realized: "Mom, where are you calling from?"

"I called at your Aunt Zhang's house. Last time I said I wanted to introduce you to Guan Zhang's daughter. The date has been set. It's this Sunday afternoon. Regardless of whether you look good or not, you should treat her to a proper meal." Fan, did you hear that?"

Cheng Huang responded with a few words and hung up the phone.

After hanging up, he stared at the god who had received the call in a daze for a long time. It is said that there was a huge difference between this number and the phone number in Li Mingtao's dormitory.

"It's so fucking evil." Cheng Huang muttered to himself.