long moon smiles in the sky

The two were wearing underwear and looked at each other.

Hmm...the two touched their chins together - not bad!

The two sized each other up at the same time and were successfully sized up by the other.

Zhan Zhao looked at Bai Yutang and said, "Mice, you go first!"

Bai Yutang shook his head, "Why, you go first."

"I'm older than you, you have to listen to me." Zhan Zhao began to look for fallacies.

Bai Yutang raised his eyebrows, "Smelly cat, isn't it just a few months older, what are you so nervous about?"

"A few months older is also older." Zhan Zhao forced him confidently.

The corner of Bai Yutang's mouth twitched, "I'm still younger than you, you should let me go, or you."

Zhan Zhao narrowed his eyes, "I let you go first."

The two looked at each other, stared at each other, and finally said in unison, "Do you want to fight?"

But when he said the words, he felt that something was wrong. The two of them would have to fight for hours at a time, and when the water was cold, why would they take a bath?

After thinking for a while, Zhan Zhao suggested, "Why don't you guess punches?"

Bai Yutang thought for a while, then nodded, "Okay, let's guess the fist."

"En." Both of them nodded at the same time without any objection, and raised their hands...rock-paper-scissors...

Zhan Zhao is the stone, and Bai Yutang is the scissors.

"Ha!" Zhan Zhao smirked very bluntly.

Bai Yutang raised his eyebrows and said calmly, "Cat, two out of three!"

"Rat!" Zhan Zhao stared, "Rapid!"

Bai Yutang remained calm, "Cat, are you afraid of losing?"

In the second set, the two played - Zhan Zhao was the scissors, and Bai Yutang was the rock.

If it's a tie, the most important thing is to look at the last battle.

Both of them were a little nervous, took a deep breath, and said together, "Rock, scissors, cloth!"... shot.

Zhan Zhao is the fist, and Bai Yutang is the fist.

Look at each other.

Out again—cloth to cloth.

Out again—scissors to scissors.

So...

Stone to stone.

Cloth to cloth.

Scissors to scissors.

……

In the end, Bai Yutang got annoyed, and shouted, "Dead cat, why don't you go out like me?"

Zhan Zhao was also annoyed, "Damn mouse, you look at me and you with that eye, it's obviously the two of us who did it together!"

The two looked at each other, too angry to speak.

At this moment, they heard a "meow..." from the side, and the two turned their faces at the same time, only to see the little fur ball squatting by the window sill looking at them, tilting its head curiously.

The two looked at each other, and Zhan Zhao said, "Otherwise, let's call it Maoqiu, and we will listen to whoever it goes to."

Bai Yutang shook his head hastily, "That won't work, it's your cat, and it will definitely listen to you."

Zhan Zhao frowned, and whispered, "You're a mouse, cats love mice." After saying that, Zhan Zhao blushed inexplicably.

"That's true." Bai Yutang nodded, feeling quite useful, thought for a while, and said, "Otherwise, whoever pulls out one of its beards before the two of us will do it? Whoever pulls it out first will listen to the other.

After Zhan Zhao heard this, he turned to look at the little Maoqiu. Maoqiu saw that the two were looking at him calculatingly, looked back at the two nervously, and meowed again in confusion.

"Okay." Zhan Zhao nodded, the two looked at each other, and counted together, "Three, two, one..."

Word after word, the two of them threw themselves towards the fur ball at the same time.

"Meow!" The hairball turned pale with fright, jumped off the window sill, and ran towards the corner.

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang's light kung fu are different. Zhan Zhao's light kung fu is swallow flying, which emphasizes opening and closing, basically in the air, no need to use force, just twist and move.Bai Yutang's lightness kung fu is like a shadow following him, and he pays attention to stickiness. Once he is allowed to follow, it will be like a shadow behind him, and he will not be able to shake it off.

It's something to see when the two of them do this, Zhan Zhao is flying around in the air, while Bai Yutang is scurrying all over the wall, with one purpose...to pull out the cat's whiskers.

The most pitiful thing was the fur ball, who was so startled that it meowed and screamed. As soon as it ran up the cabinet, Zhan Zhao stretched out one hand and grabbed a handful of ears, but the beard didn't grab it, and the fur ball slid out of the cabinet.Just as he was about to hide under the table, Bai Yutang arrived, reached around the table legs, grabbed the tail, and the fur ball yelled, and continued to run.

For a moment, the room was full of cats and mice jumping and meowing.

There was noise during this period.

"Cat, get out of the way!"

"You dodge!"

"It's about to hit!"

"left!"

"right!"

It was late at night, and the lights were on in Zhan Zhao's room. Many people at the door were attracted by the noise from inside. Gongsun and Pang Tong went to the front of the yard to have a look.On the paper-pasted doors and windows, two figures of Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang flew back and forth as if they were performing a shadow puppet show, which was very lively.

"Where did this song come from?" Gongsun frowned, "Didn't it mean to take a bath and change clothes? Why are they fighting again?"

"Sir." Wang Chao said, "Master Zhan and Master Wu seem to be comparing light skills."

"It hasn't been this intense for a long time." Zhao Hu nodded.

"The most intense moment last time seemed to be cheating for the sake of playing chess, right?"

"Well, there was also that time when there was a rat disturbance in Kaifeng Mansion, and Mr. Zhan wanted to arrest Fifth Lord so that he wouldn't let him be arrested."

"Yep."

Pang Tong looked at the shadows flying on the wall, and asked Gongsun after a long time, "Are they always like this?"

Gongsun raised his eyebrows and looked at him, "Otherwise, why do you call cat and mouse incompatible?"

Pang Tong shook his head, "You said there is a limit to flirting, right? Where is the fun in this?"

Everyone looked back at him and said in unison, "This is fun!"

Pang Tong was speechless.

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang had been busy in the room for a while, Mao Qiu was exhausted, so he ran to the bed pitifully, got under the quilt, exposed his head to look at the two, and meowed twice as if begging for mercy.

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang looked at each other, one was standing at the head of the bed, the other was at the foot of the bed, staring at the fur ball.

Fuqiu was frightened, turned around and got under the quilt, revealing a tail for the two of them.

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang jumped up at the same time, at this moment, the door was suddenly opened, and Gongsun's voice came, "What are you doing?"

Both of them were startled, seeing Mao Qiu turn around and jump out of the quilt, jumped out of bed, and flew towards Gongsun.

The two of them turned to chase at the same time in the air, but the bed was narrow, the two of them twisted their bodies, face to face, hands entangled... shoulders bumped.

With a "bang", the two of them bumped into each other and fell onto the bed at the same time...

The bed caused the two of them to collapse once before, but just as they put it on, it was fine now, and it collapsed with a "boom".

As soon as Gongsun frowned, the fur ball flew up and ran into his arms. Gongsun quickly caught it, and saw the fur ball go into his armpit, meowing all the time, as if frightened.

Gongsun rubbed its head, patted it lightly, looked helplessly at Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang who got up from the ruins, shook his head, closed the door, turned around and left with the fur ball in his arms.

The people at the gate of the courtyard were all looking around curiously, Gongsun waved to them and said, "Let's go, it's not the first time, what's there to see!"

Everyone looked at each other and dispersed. Gongsun went back with his fur ball in his arms, and he didn't forget to shout to Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang inside, "If you don't wash, the water will be cold!"

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang had just stood up from the ruins, and they were staring and baring their teeth. When they heard Gongsun's words, they immediately thought of the water problem. They rushed back behind the screen and touched it... Fortunately, it's hot!Although it wasn't as hot as it was just now.

"Forget it, I won't fight with you anymore." Zhan Zhao wiped the ashes off his face and said, "One, two, three..."

Bai Yutang nodded, "Okay!"

The two looked at each other, and then shouted "one, two, three..."

But after shouting, the two just made gestures.

Zhan Zhao was furious, "Mice, I knew you would cheat!"

"You're playing tricks too!" Bai Yutang glared, "I know myself and my enemy, so I know you are a cat thief."

"Forget it, I won't be as knowledgeable as you." Zhan Zhao turned around, turned his back to Bai Yutang, took off his jacket, jumped into the water, turned around, and looked at Bai Yutang.

Not to be outdone, Bai Yutang also turned around, with his back to Zhan Zhao, jumped into the water, turned around to look at Zhan Zhao.

Bai Yutang stretched his neck, looked into Zhan Zhao's tub, and asked, "Cat, how many muscles do you have in your stomach?"

Zhan Zhao bowed his head and counted, six yuan, and the little belly is concave... He thought that the mouse shouldn't be two yuan more than me, so he leaned over and looked into Bai Yutang's bathtub, "How much are you?"

Bai Yutang bowed his head and counted, six yuan, and the bottom two yuan is almost invisible because the stomach is too flat... a little depressed, this cat should not be two yuan more than me.

"Cat, your wrist seems to be thinner than mine?" Bai Yutang looked at Zhan Zhao's arm.

"Is there?" Zhan Zhao stretched out his hand to compare with Bai Yutang's arm, "Your arms seem to be thinner than mine."

"Cat! Did you read it wrong?" Bai Yutang argued, "It's clearly the same!"

Zhan Zhao also found to his dismay that the thickness of their arms, the size of their hands, the length of their fingers... were almost identical, and their nails were similar in shape.

"Your hair seems to be longer." Zhan Zhao looked at Bai Yutang's hair.

Bai Yutang shook his head, "No, yours seems to be longer."

While talking, the two wanted to compare again, but they heard a "click".

"Cat...what's that sound?" Bai Yutang asked Zhan Zhao while holding a loose board.

"Uh..." Zhan Zhao looked at the board in his hand.

Then, with a "crash", the two wooden tubs fell apart...all the water in the two tubs spilled on the floor.

Water flowed all over the house...