Daughter-in-law is a superstar

"Oh, what do I wear to sleep at night without my pajamas?"

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"Trouble, a big man can't sleep in pants!"

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"No, wearing pants to sleep makes me panic. I always put on pajamas without wearing pants."

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"Damn, girl! Then sleep with your butt naked!"

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"...It's not good...you...I just..."

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"Pretentious, how comfortable it is to sleep naked, wow... so comfortable..."

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"Hey, my 'baby' is bigger than yours!"

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"Cut, it's so useful, it's useless except peeing!"

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"Whoever said that this thing of mine can only boo, you don't know how heroic it is!"

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"Who are you lying to, you will be crushed in this life!"

"Shit, you are the one who will be oppressed, and will be oppressed for the rest of your life."

"Talk about yourself!"

"I am talking about you!"

"Shang Chengjun, recognize the facts, you will have a face that is oppressed by others!"

"Kang Ning, don't be complacent, what kind of naughty melon do you think you are staying at your house! It's not impossible for me to marry Huo Wenting, but it's absolutely impossible for you to marry him!"

"Who said I'm going to be fucked by him!"

"Could it be that you still plan to oppress others? Wake up, Kang Ning, have you grown that oppressive body!"

"Shang Chengjun, are you looking for a fight?"

"Come on, I'm afraid of you!"

Standing at the end of the bed in pajamas, Song Ran, who couldn't bear it anymore, clenched his fists and glared viciously at the two men who had neglected his master for a long time, who were sitting on the bed with their buttocks bare, bickering with each other, childishly measuring and comparing their 'babies', and yelling Said: "Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!"

Shang Chengjun and Kang Ning, who were fighting fiercely, were taken aback by the sudden roar, and then turned their heads to look at the source of the sound—the real owner of the bed under them.

Seeing that the two who had finally shut up were looking at him in horror, Song Ran took a deep breath and replaced the ferocity on his face with a standard gentle smile: "If you really want to compare the size, let me just cut it off and compare it. This is more intuitive! Are you going to cut that thing?"

Turning their heads stiffly, Shang Chengjun and Kang Ning looked at each other, their bodies shivering due to the sudden drop in temperature, and they immediately got into the bed together and stopped gnawing.

This is obviously his home, his bedroom, his bed, and his quilt, but these two guys took over their own place without asking themselves! "Don't you think it's a bit awkward for the three of us to lie on the same bed like this?" Song Ran, standing by the bed, asked the two of them hiding under the blanket.

"Don't be awkward!"

"Don't be awkward!"

Two identical words came out from under the quilt at the same time, and after a while, the two hiding inside lifted the quilt and sat up together. You and I worked together to squeeze Song Ran.

"Song Ran, don't be so stingy. Look at how desolate it is to sleep alone in such a big bed." Shang Chengjun grinned cheekily.

Kang Ning, who was sitting on the other side of the bed, nodded, expressing his agreement with Shang Chengjun's remarks. "What's awkward, there's nothing to be shy about sleeping with three men, unless..." Blinking at Shang Chengjun.

After receiving Kang Ning's hint, Shang Chengjun immediately interjected, "Unless you are a woman!"

"Makes sense!"

"Or...you're afraid that at night you can't help but have unreasonable thoughts about us as beauties!" After finishing speaking, Shang Chengjun first covered his chest with his hands, and then after thinking about it, he pulled up the quilt to cover the scenery in front of his chest Be shy.During the period, he secretly glanced at Song Ran from time to time, with a look of 'you come here'.

Shang Chengjun's delicate and flower-like demeanor not only made Song Ran feel cold, but even Kang Ning beside him could not escape the fate of being disgusted.But Kang Ning is Kang Ning after all, "Or are you afraid that our two good-blooded young men will suddenly turn into wolves and eat you in the middle of the night?" Even though Shang Chengjun was so frightened that he almost spit it out, Kang Ning was still firm. Facing Song Ran.

Facing two guys who deliberately misinterpret their own words, Song Ran has a headache. It is no big deal for three men to sleep in the same bed. It is also true that the three of them hit each other very well. The degree of a quilt. "Then can you two wear a pair of underpants? I'm not used to being with people... so...you know..."

"We don't know!" Like kindergarten children answering a teacher's question, Shang Chengjun and Kang Ning answered in a long and neat voice and shook their heads in front of Song Ran pretending to be innocent.

Song Ran looked at the two without speaking, and the two of them also looked at Song Ran without speaking. In the end, Song Ran was defeated first, and climbed into the bed and lay down in the middle with his head downcast. "Shang Chengjun, why don't you go home?" Kang Ning kicked away the entangled Kang Ning and pushed away Shang Chengjun who was leaning forward with one hand.

Avoiding the hand pushing his head, Shang Chengjun, who was leaning sideways, put one leg on Song Ran who was lying flat on the bed. "It's so dark outside, you're not afraid that I'll run into bad guys at night? I'm so fragile, and I need someone's protection so much, what should I do if I'm destroyed by poisonous hands, my God! It's terrible!" Shang Chengjun pretended to be flustered Close to Song Ran's arms.

"I'm afraid, I'm afraid that the bad guys will be 'pushed' by you!" Song Ran, who was busy fighting with Kang Ning, ignored Shang Chengjun's existence, so he was entangled like this.As a result, when he was anxious to get rid of Shang Chengjun who was sticking to him, Kang Ning entangled him again, and finally he was climbed up by two koalas like a big tree.

About to be tortured madly, Song Ran pulled out both hands with great strength to clamp Shang Chengjun's and Kang Ning's arms respectively, and pressed down on a certain acupuncture point.

"what……"

"It hurts... it hurts..."

The arrogant Shang Chengjun and Kang Ning didn't expect Song Ran to attack them so hard, his face turned pale from the pain and he grinned, but no matter how hard the two of them struggled to free themselves, they couldn't save their arms.

The masculine dignity made the two of them grit their teeth and refused to beg for mercy. Even though the pain was so painful that they drew a half arc, they still did not give up trying to save themselves.And there is a price to pay for angering Song Ran, but it's a pity that they understand this truth a little late.

This time, Song Ran was determined after eating the weight, and vowed to give these two guys some flair, lest she always underestimate herself.So the strength of his subordinates was increased little by little, until the two of them shouted to admit their mistakes with tears in their eyes and then withdrew their hands. At this time, Shang Chengjun and Kang Ning each had a thumb-sized blue spot on their wrists.

"Song Ran, you are so ruthless!" Kang Ning's teary-eyed mother-in-law reprimanded Song Ran, and grabbed his clothes to wipe away tears.

After blowing his nose with the tissue paper, Shang Chengjun also rubbed his face against Song Ran, but this time he didn't say a word, and kept pouting and airing his injury in front of Song Ran silently.

"Who told you two to squeeze into my bed." Song Ran pulled aside Shang Chengjun's arm that was shaking him dizzily.

Rubbing Xiaoqing, Shang Chengjun took a few breaths, and said aggrievedly: "I have never slept with anyone else except Huo Wenting, I just want to know... Is the legendary camp like this..."

Song Ran didn't expect Shang Chengjun to say that, so he turned his head to look at Kang Ning, and asked, "What about you? Don't you also want to know what it's like to camp?" Looking at Kang Ning's thoughts, Song Ran couldn't believe it.If Shang Chengjun did not have the opportunity to experience camping at school because of the content of domestic education, but he remembered that Kang Ning grew up abroad, and camping in the wild was often organized activities in foreign primary and secondary schools, at least when he first came to the UK to study. Participate in such outdoor activities.

Hearing Song Ran ask the cheeky Kang Ning a little embarrassed, he whispered: "Well... I went abroad before I finished elementary school... And... Anyway, after going to college, I either studied or worked part-time and didn't have time to participate..."

"Me too. At that time, I was so poor that even the tuition was paid by the orphanage. I couldn't afford to take care of it after paying for high school. How could I have spare money to participate in activities." Shang Chengjun said sadly.

After the two of them said this, Song Ran felt a little guilty, and thought that if the two of them hadn't had those flirtatious nonsense before, they wouldn't be so ruthless.

Lying on the bed and thinking for a while, Song Ran suddenly got up and got out of bed, turned on the light in the living room and walked into the storage room for infrequently used items.

Song Ran left the bed suddenly, and the two who couldn't see what he was going to do immediately got together. "Do you think he will find a knife to prepare..." Shang Chengjun made a knife with his hands, first wiped it on his neck, and then stroked it between his legs.

After listening to Shang Chengjun's words, Kang Ning pretended to be a contemplator, and after thinking about it for a while, he denied Shang Chengjun's words. "It's not necessary. It's much easier to use his hands to deal with the two of us."

From time to time, the sound of ping-pong-pong in the living room made the two feel itchy, wanting to find out.So the two of them got out of bed and didn't bother to find pants to wear, and finally walked out of the bedroom sideways around the same quilt like Siamese twins, and saw a tent that was big enough for three people to sleep in the living room.

"This is..." Kang Ning stared straight at the tent that had pushed aside the tea table in the living room.

After laying out the mats, Song Ran, who got out of the tent, saw that the two of them just came out and didn't need to call out by himself. While dragging the lazy princess out, he smiled at the conjoined twins: "Don't you want to know how many people sleep in the camping?" Is it the feeling of being together, I just have a tent here, come on."

"Song Ran..." Looking at Song Ran, Kang Ning felt extremely complicated, and even with a thousand words, it was difficult to describe his feelings.

"Song Ran..." Shang Chengjun looked at Song Ran with complicated eyes, and no amount of gorgeous rhetoric could describe his inner turmoil.

So the two met each other, looked at Song Ran together, crossed each other and made a circle, staring at the pajamas of the opposite person who was open due to toil: "You have been fucked by someone!" They said in unison.

Looking down at the dots on his chest, Song Ran smiled softly at the two of them when he raised his head again. At this moment, there was a muffled thunder and a flash of lightning outside the window.

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After driving for nearly three hours, Song Ran, who drove the car to the destination, suddenly understood why the two of them stayed with him last night, in fact, it was to let him be a free driver for them. "Is it here?" Looking at the entrance of the cemetery, Song Ran asked Kang Ning who was sitting beside him.

"It should be, it's my first time here too, just ask Shang Chengjun." Leaning over, Kang Ning poked hard on Shang Chengjun who fell asleep on the back seat of the car a few times: "Get up, we're here. See if it's here, what district and what number!"

"Ting... let me sleep for a while... just for a while..." Shang Chengjun, who was sleepy, said nonsense.

"Ting your head, get up quickly! Otherwise, I will leave you here as a grave guard!" Jumping out of the car and opening the door, Kang Ning directly dragged the person who fell down on the back seat. "Wake up quickly!"

Shang Chengjun, who was disturbed in the middle of his sleep, looked like a pissed-off steamed bun, and was held by Kang Ning behind him, keeping his eyes on Song Ran, like a little white rabbit.

Song Ran, who was leaning against the river beside the car, almost choked on the water when he saw the incomparably pure eyes Shang Chengjun cast on him, and immediately turned his head to the side, knowing that he couldn't stand being "looked up" like this.

Today is the death day of the dean's mother who raised Kang Ning and Shang Chengjun for many years. After discussion, Kang Ning decided to visit the grave with Shang Chengjun, because the dean's mother was one of the few women who treated him well.

Since sweeping the tomb is a very personal matter, Song Ran didn't go up with the two of them but stayed in the car.Now there is a very important matter that needs to be carefully planned by him. This morning, he received an ultimatum from Xia Song at home. If he doesn't go home to report, the consequences will be disastrous.

Hiding in Tibet is not a long-term solution. If you can hide from the first day of the junior high school, you may not be able to hide from the fifteenth day. In this case, Song Ran decided to come up with a way to prevent himself from being beaten up when he returned home, and also to divert Song Hero from the future. attention.

But at this moment, Kang Ning and Shang Chengjun offered to send them to their door. If they didn't take advantage of them, Song Ran would be ashamed of himself.

Song Yuan has always wanted a daughter, but unfortunately she was not born, so she has suffered a lot for Song Ran since she was a child.Usually Song Ran can bear it when she goes shopping with her to buy clothes, but every time Song Yuan buys underwear, she also likes to take Song Ran there and ask him for reference.So Xu Xinzi's appearance completely saved him, giving Song Ran a chance to breathe and found a turning point.

In the past few years, Xu Xinzi and Song Yuan are called mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, but they are actually sisters. They go shopping together, buy clothes together, and even do beauty treatments together.The arrival of Xu Xinzi made Song Yuan, who had been waiting for more than [-] years, finally feel the warmth of the little padded jacket, so she abandoned the pair of underpants for many years.

Xu Xinzi and Chen Maowen, who were pregnant a few days ago, went abroad for vacation to celebrate their wedding anniversary.So Song Yuan, who was idle and bored, finally had time to issue a kill order to the little underpants who were staying outside and not going home, ordering him to go home as soon as possible and go shopping with him to buy clothes. You must know that there is a son of a superstar as a follower What a proud thing to be.

As Song Yuan's underpants, how could Song Ran not know the purpose of Song Yuan, who gave her free-range education, to let her go back at this time.

So in order to escape Song Yuan's clutches, Song Ran decided to give her own mother two brand new underpants, and from now on, she could do whatever she wanted.

Therefore, after Kang Ning and Shang Chengjun returned to the car after sweeping the tomb, Song Ran lured the two of them who hadn't been tricked by him, and drove them to Song's house, which he hadn't been back for a long time.

"Song Ran, are we going?" The scenery on the side of the road was very strange, and Kang Ning felt very uneasy.

"Go home and eat."

Putting his head to the front row, Shang Chengjun asked a question: "But don't go this way when you go back to your house."

"Don't worry, I can still sell you two, anyway, it's for your benefit."

"You won't drag me and Shang Chengjun to do... Escort, right? Let me tell you that I charge a lot!" Kang Ning never forgets to make money at any time.

Song Ran found that Kang Ning's words were very apt. Playing, chatting, and shopping are not three companions, but he still said: "You will know when we arrive. Believe me, you and Shang Chengjun will be grateful to me for the rest of our lives."

"Song Ran, what are we going to do?" Shang Chengjun, who had no sense of crisis, asked happily.

"Don't worry, you'll know when the time comes."

The more I heard Song Ran say this, the more uneasy Kang Ning became, grateful for a lifetime?He didn't believe that Song Ran would be so kind.Looking out of the car, he calculated the speed of the car and the traffic on the road in his mind. Kang Ning found that jumping out of the car was unrealistic, so he decided to wait and see what Song Ran was up to, and planned to scare him and Shang Chengjun .