Demon Zun dressed as draft cannon fodder[Transmigration Book]

Before starting the two meals,? But also to get the accommodation first.

??The room conditions arranged by the program group for the two groups are similar, and they are all earth-tile houses that are common in the village.Because the poverty alleviation work has been quite effective in recent years, even earth tile houses are not as messy as the members imagined: the walls are painted with plaster, and the back of the room is full of green trees and Gesang flowers. It is very clean, and there is a small shed outside the house. Chickens, ducks, geese, cattle, sheep and pigs are screaming one after another.

"This place is quite like the Xanadu that Tao Yuanming said, what do you think?"

?? After carrying the luggage,? Li Qiao was standing at the gate of the courtyard to breathe. Shen Yan walked over slowly with his hands behind his back. He was wearing a white denim jacket, and his hair was dyed back to black. He was spotless from top to bottom. Among the members who are in distress, they appear to be extremely relaxed and extraordinary.

?? Coincidentally,? Li Qiao was telling the system in his head, "Actually, this small world is like a peach blossom garden to me", when he heard Shen Yan's words, he couldn't help turning his head to look at him.

??It was very hot at noon, and the photographer and the photographer also stayed in the house for the coolness. Li Qiao knew that there was no one around. , you set up a false personality,? I want to report you."

?? Shen Yan approached him, and said calmly to the point of being a rascal: "Isn't that because you like this tune?"

?? "Who said that?" Li Qiao looked up at the sky, covered his eyes with one hand, and spoke hard.

?? But he also knew in his heart, just like he and Shen Yan can blurt out the allusion of "Peach Blossom Spring", they are no longer the original Mingyuan Zhenxian and Shen Feng, and every world that they have passed through has laid down on them. deeply imprinted.

??Everything has changed too much, their last anchor is only each other.

"...Okay." Li Qiao put down his hand, and the tip of his little finger seemed to brush Shen Yan's little finger inadvertently, "I just like it, do you have an opinion?"

??The green hills are stretching, and the cooking smoke is curling up towards the blue sky.

?? Not long after, Chi Han and Mo Chuan from Wan Shi Cola came to invite Soda Group to eat. The people who saw Soda Group were all upset and unwilling to talk to him. Chi Han grinned, half-truth and half-false He joked: "Are you tired like this too? It's okay, our captain Luo is very good at cooking. After a while, you will lick your plates after eating, and you will naturally feel refreshed!"

?? Shi Shun laughed "ha": "Don't worry, we won't."

"That's true, you have to save some for us." Chi Han laughed heartily, "That's our seven-day ration, if you eat it all up because it's so delicious, you are really unkind Already!"

?? In front of the camera: The two teams laughed out loud and had a good time.

??Behind the camera: the eyes on both sides are thrown at each other, the knuckles are cracking, and the teeth are about to be crushed.

??When they entered the courtyard of the Wanshike Orchestra, the members knew that Wanshike's self-confidence was not without reason.

??After stepping into the courtyard, there was a strong smell of meat. The meat smell was mixed with the freshness of vegetables, the saltiness of seasonings, and the unique spicy aroma of local peppers in Shanyu. Unable to walk, Bai Jingqi gulped down a big mouthful of saliva on the spot, Yuan Ning quickly pinched him before he was caught by the camera.

??【Wow, it tastes delicious even through the lens. 】

??【I'm so greedy, my takeaway will arrive in half an hour, why are you doing this to me!?? 】

??【My dad is a chef. Just now he watched Luo Xinji's cooking process and said that his knife skills are already at the level of a chef, and the dishes he makes are likely to be super delicious! ! 】

??【Looking at Bai Jingqi's reaction, it's 100% delicious!Li Qiao is really too self-reliant, afraid of being said to take advantage, he will slap his face swollen and pretend to be a fat man, and he will ask for it back, and he doesn't look at whether the cooking skills of both parties are on the same level. 】

??【I know this!When Li Qiao participated in the draft for the first time, he said in the spin-off program that he couldn't cook! 】

??【Please, it’s been half a year. I couldn’t do it before, can’t I learn it now? 】

??【Li Qiao has such a busy schedule, how many days do you have to learn how to cook?Even if you know how to do it, you can't catch up with Luo Xinji's level!Everyone is so tired, and they have to eat another dark meal for the sake of Li Qiao's face, to win the bamboo shoots. 】

??…

?? Although Bai Jingqi didn't see the sarcastic remarks in the barrage, but he also knew that he was called "growth others' ambition and ruined his prestige", so he apologized to Li Qiao in a low voice: "Brother Qiao, I was wrong, I Can't hold back..."

"What are you enduring?" Unexpectedly, the corners of Li Qiao's mouth curled slightly, and said, "I promised, I just asked you to enjoy it, and it's not like we won't return the invitation. In short, don't be restrained, don't shame, be generous, Just eat all their goodies!"

??Bai Jingqi & all members: "..."

?? With such a "shameless" captain, I really don't know whether the road ahead is happy or worrying TAT.

??The structure of this kind of village building is that the dining room faces the courtyard and passes through the courtyard. There is a large square table in the hall, and the people who have everything to do have already filled the table with meals.

??Luo Xinji obviously knows how to adapt to local conditions. He cooks dishes that are easy to stir-fry in an iron pan, such as freshly fried asparagus, minced meat and peas, spicy chicken... In the center is a large pot of chicken soup, with a few Hericium erinaceus floating on top .

??This large table of dishes is so fragrant that it really makes people greedy.

??The members of the men's team got up at five o'clock in the morning, had a quick breakfast, then rushed to the bus station, then went to the tourist center, took the bus, got off the bus and walked for more than two hours under the scorching sun in the morning. He was already hungry, his chest was sticking to his back.

?? There was a lot of slobbering sounds in front of and behind him, but Yuan Ning was the only one who restrained himself, and said to Li Qiao in a low voice: "Most of them are vegetables, pork with only a little diced meat, and the most meat dishes are chicken... But when I came here, I didn’t see them buying chickens, did I?”

??Li Qiao seemed to know something, but didn't seem to care about it at all: "Let's just eat, as long as it's not poisonous."

?? He took the lead to sit down, and generously nodded to Luo Xinji, who had just come out of the kitchen, and said with a smile, "Captain Luo has worked hard, thank you for your hospitality, we will invite you back tonight, and then you must not be polite."

??Luo Xinji wiped the sweat from his brow, showing a slightly teasing smile: "Okay, we are waiting to taste Team Li's craftsmanship."

??【All made Luo Xinji speechless 2333】

??【Please, Qiao Qiao, don’t keep talking about returning invitations. I’m a fan and feel ashamed [cover face] You can sing and dance, both civil and military. It’s really harmless if you don’t know how to cook!Thinking of the scene of having dinner, the construction of Barbie's dream castle under my feet has already started...]

??【Hey(#`O′) As a Jojo fan, how can you turn against him? Jojo's words are obviously polite, can't you trust him a little more???If you don't believe him, you can also trust the superficial skills and acting skills of everyone here...! 】

??【...Sister in front, you don't seem to be much better than me! ! 】

??…

?? Li Qiao acted like he had never heard of the barrage of large-scale betrayal. He sat on the bench and ate vegetables openly and generously.The other members of the soda group were infected by him, and they also sat down, let go of their hands and feet, and focused on cooking.

??Luo Xinji's cooking skills are really good. Although it is not at the level of a five-star chef, it can be called delicious for the hungry, hungry and tired guests at the moment.

?? No one even spoke at the table for a while, it was all the sound of Xilihulu and wind and wind.

?? "Eat slowly." Luo Xinji smiled and handed a napkin to the team members, and said with a smile, "There's still some in the pot."

"That won't work," the group member took the tissue and wiped his mouth, and quickly started to gobble it up again, "If there is nothing to eat tonight, I'll just point to this meal to fill my stomach!"

??He seems to want to look up at someone but holds back, but everyone knows which direction he wants to look, "I'm so tired today, if I don't even have enough to eat in the end, it will be too torture!"

??As soon as he said this, several people in the Soda Group immediately became angry: they are all old hermaphrodites, and they can't see why this person is being yin and yang?It's just that a large row of cameras was shooting at them brightly, and it was clear that even a grain of rice stuck to their mouths. It was really difficult for them to turn their faces at the dinner table.

??"Snapped!"

??While the people in the soda group were still struggling, someone in the dining table dropped their chopsticks and made a snap.The movement of his chopsticks was obviously very light, but when it hit the porcelain bowl, there was an extremely transparent and long-lasting echo. Everyone at the table was shocked, and they couldn't help but stop picking up vegetables, and looked up at the person in the center.

??Shen Yan said: "I'm full, I'll go back and take a nap, does any of you want to go together?"

"I'm full too." Li Qiao lazily pushed the bowl away, looked back at the sky, "It's getting late, I should go prepare dinner."

?? "...Captain, I'm full too!"

??"Me too!"……

?? All members of the soda group stood up.

?? "Thank you for the hospitality. I will ask my teammates to call tonight." Li Qiao stood up against the table and left gracefully, as if the mafia boss led his younger brother to evacuate the scene of the group fight.

??Luo Xinji held the chopsticks, couldn't hold back and called out to him: "You guys...do you need me to help?"

?? "No... No, I don't need to help you." Li Qiao originally refused, but as if suddenly thinking of something, he stopped midway and changed his words.

??Against the bright light outside, most of his face was sunken in the shadow, only his eyes were clear and bright: "If you are very interested, welcome to come and have a look."

?? *

?? "Qiao, how about I accompany you to do it later?" Walking out of Wan Shi Ke Le's courtyard, Shi Shun hurried a few steps and walked to Li Qiao's side.

?? Li Qiao glanced at him: "Can you cook?"

"Yes, but I didn't do it very well." Shi Shun touched his nose, "I used to be a trainee in Kimchi Country, where the customs of seniority and inferiority were very strict. I'm a junior who just joined the company. Being young, I have to be responsible for cooking for most of the seniors, so I have more or less practiced the ability to make big pot meals."

?? "Some simple stir-fried dishes are okay, such as spicy chicken, Hericium erinaceus stewed chicken soup, etc., which may be more choking..."

"I will cook more." Yuan Ning also walked up, avoiding the camera and said in a low voice, "But I just know how to cook, it's not delicious, and it can't compare with Luo Xinji's level."

?? "Otherwise," Shi Shun slapped his forehead and said, "We will say in a while that we will give them a surprise and not let the camera into the kitchen to shoot, and then the two of us will secretly make it for you. Joe, you will bring it out and say it is you." made!"

"Did you forget," Li Qiao said, "I asked Luo Xinji to come over for a visit just now, and he will definitely come. Is it useful if I just ask the camera to go out?"

"... also." Shi Shun slumped his shoulders and said dejectedly, "You said you too, why do you have to fight him..."

"Qiao Qiao is not fighting." Yuan Ning suddenly raised his eyes and said, "You have known him for so long, have you ever seen him do something without confidence?"

"Eh... yes!" Shi Shun was pleasantly surprised, "Joe, is it possible that you really know how to cook? We've lived together for such a long time, and I haven't seen you cook. I thought you couldn't." !"

??Li Qiao: "I really won't."

?? Shi Shun: "???"

?? "But I can learn now." Li Qiao smiled, two deep and delicate arcs were drawn at the end of his eyes, "If you want to accompany, you can come together."

?? *

??Luo Xinji didn't want to admit that he was "very interested" in Li Qiao.

?? But his body was really honest, and he walked involuntarily to the soda group's residence.It just happened to be the first day, and all the guests didn't have to worry about survival. Before they knew it, all the Wanshikeke passed by.

?? As a result, they did not find Li Qiao at the residence of the soda group, and were told that Li Qiao took his team members to pick wild vegetables.

?? Hearing this, everyone in Wanshikela was dumbfounded: Even if they joked that this time is survival in the wild, the two of them bought vegetables before entering the mountain!The soda group bought such a large woven bag of cabbage and potatoes, and they are still reluctant to give them to eat. Want to dig wild vegetables in the mountains by themselves?How far should this go? !

?? "Can the wild vegetables outside be eaten?" Some team members frowned and complained, "I won't eat them if you give them to me, I'm afraid of being poisoned!"

"That's right, I don't know if it has been polluted or not." Others echoed, "And why wild vegetables are wild vegetables, isn't it because Chinese people have tasted them before, and they are not as delicious as the current vegetables, so they let them grow in the wild? ? If it was delicious, it would have been on the table of Chinese people long ago!"

?? "Our captain killed a chicken for him, and Li Qiao just used wild vegetables to fool him, it's too stingy!"

?? They had a messy meal at noon, they were still tired, walking slowly, looking for Li Qiao and complaining at the same time, they walked for more than half an hour and still haven't found anyone.

?? Another hour passed, and they went around the village, but they didn't see Li Qiao.They didn't dare to go deeper into the forest. They were afraid of getting lost or encountering wild animals, so they had to sit on the edge of the stone at the entrance of the village and chat weakly.

??Until the sun set, the members of Wanshike Orchestra were overwhelmed by the sun, and they were going to go home, waiting for the soda group to call.

??I don’t want to wait for them to get up, there was a sound of rustling footsteps in the forest, Li Qiao came out from the luxuriant woods with a huge vegetable basket on his shoulders, saw Wanshike and his party in front of him, Raising eyebrows in surprise: "Why are you here?"

??Wan Shi Ke Orchestra: ...Of course they came to find you!

??But when they saw Li Qiao in high spirits, cool and sweatless, and compared themselves covered in sweat and unable to walk, they didn't want to admit it, so they laughed and said, "We...we just go out for a walk and eat at noon I'm too full, take a walk and digest food!"

?? "Oh," Li Qiao said, "then you guys go on walking, I'll go back and cook."

??As he walked out of the forest, several people came out from behind him one after another, all members of the soda group.They were not as clean as Li Qiao, with dead branches and leaves stained on their faces and bodies, and they were panting, obviously exhausted, and the Wanshike Orchestra finally felt a little more balanced.

??But seeing that Li Qiao turned around and left without any hesitation, Luo Xinji still couldn't help shouting, "You, don't go!"

?? Li Qiao stopped in his tracks: "What?"

??Luo Xinji had no choice but to take a few steps forward and trot to his side. His team members also followed with lead-filled legs: "What wild vegetables did you pick, are you sure it's safe?"

?? "Safety" is euphemistic. What they want to ask is "Can I eat it?" ?

?? "It's edible." Li Qiao calmly showed them his food basket, "Did you forget that besides idols, I'm also a doctor?"

??Wanshikele people belatedly remembered that Li Qiao did have a vest called "Pei Xiao" that caused a sensation in the world, but Pei Xiao hadn't shown up since that live broadcast, and appeared in the public eye. Li Qiao is always in the picture.

??Li Qiao is too beautiful, sings and dances so well, and has astrological appearance. Just as an idol, he is already dazzling enough, but people often ignore that he still has such a shining aura.

?? However, the person who is in Wanshikela just thought of Pei Xiao, and looked at the vegetable basket again, and still couldn't help feeling numb all over:

??Bright red mushrooms, a group of thick black thorns, thorny balls with nowhere to find the bottom, rose-red wild fruits, slender, long, colorful vines like snake skin...

?? Isn't this, isn't this the poisonous mushrooms, heartbroken fruit, killing vines and other things in martial arts fantasy novels...? !

??Facing the instinctive desire to survive, no matter how strong the aura is, Luo Xinji stammered: "You, are you sure you will do this for us?" Is it really not revenge?

"Yeah." Li Qiao responded casually, looked up at Tianguang, and said, "It's getting late, I have to go back to cook. I happened to meet you, so we don't have to make a special trip, come here directly, Sit down and eat for a while."

??Everything Can Orchestra: ...Can they refuse?

?? *

??Twilight is coming together, and this time the small courtyard of the Soda Group also began to emit bursts of cooking smoke.

??The members of Wanshike Orchestra sat in the middle hall for a while, watching the members of the soda group bring up the prepared dishes one by one.

?? After chopping and stir-frying with various seasonings, the aggressiveness of these dishes has been somewhat reduced, but Wanshike Orchestra still can't forget the hideous first sight...

??And there is not much meat in these dishes, and there is a pungent smell of wild vegetables. The people of Wan Shi Ke Orchestra planned to find something wrong, and they also made fun of it. Not to mention being polite, I put down all my chopsticks:

?? "I've been tired all day, can't I just want to eat some meat? We also stewed a whole chicken for you at noon, and you just... Oh, really, brothers, don't blame me for being too straightforward..."

?? "I'm really sorry, I can't eat this! My family has taught me since I was a child not to eat vegetables in the wild, it is easy to be poisoned! Of course, I am not saying that you deliberately poisoned, but my family education does not allow..."

?? "The eyes are so green, my eyes are almost green. Although we are competitors, we have treated you with the greatest sincerity at noon, right? We don't ask for reciprocity, but for mutual respect..."

??After brewing for a long time, they all spoke uprightly and eloquently, and even made a heartbroken look. They were extremely disdainful of the character of the Soda Group——

?? "Don't worry." Li Qiao came out of the kitchen, wiped his hands, and said casually, "The meat is not put in because the tonality of today's dishes does not match with meat and meat. If you force them to be fried together, it will make it smelly."

?? "The things I pick are not poisonous. Just now I have asked the program team to contact Academician Zhang of the Chinese Academy of Sciences to take samples of these vegetables for testing. If there is any problem, I will take full responsibility."

?? "Also, they are good for your body. The nutritional value of a chicken is far inferior to any dish on this table. If you don't believe me, try it and you will know."

?? "..."

?? "Can you be responsible if you say you are responsible?" After a short silence, Luo Xinji said again, "If we really have some irreparable problems, will you be able to recover by then? How are you going to be responsible?"

"Or, are you going to use the name 'Pei Xiao' to take charge?"

??His words faintly hinted that Li Qiao used fame, wealth and power to oppress them. The people in the Soda Group were furious when they heard it: "What do you mean?" "The fact that he dares to make this guarantee means that he is sure!" "Don't you understand?"...

??With the captain leading the way, Wanshike Orchestra also refused more fiercely and resolutely: "It's just a matter of life?" "Even if you don't mention safety issues, the food is so poor in taste and taste, it doesn't whet your appetite at all, how could anyone want to eat it?"

"Do you dare to say that you don't hesitate at all?"

??... Most people in the Soda Group were really stunned.

??They live in a scientific and civilized worldview, and follow Li Qiao uphill to pick those exotic "wild vegetables". No drums, that's...

"Where can't I lose my appetite?" Someone dragged the bench and sat down, picked up the chopsticks on the bowl, picked up the red mushroom in the dish with the most exaggerated color and smell, chewed it in his mouth, and said lightly, "The highest delicacy in the world is nothing more than this."

??His series of actions were smooth and smooth, and everyone present, including the audience outside the live broadcast room, were collectively stunned:

?? "Shen, Mr. Shen, if you are kidnapped, just blink—!"