no money

Matchmaker Chen went out again.This time, she still chose to walk.In her own words, only by exercising more can you keep in shape!

This time, Matchmaker Chen went to the Cow Shit Village in the east of Glory Sun City.

What are you doing in Cow Shit Village?

Visiting relatives?Of course it is impossible, no one of her ancestors, matchmaker Chen, has been out of Xuanyue City for eighteen generations, so how could she have relatives in Yaori City?

She went this time to say goodbye to Yuanwai Qian from the west of the city.

Speaking of which, she really wanted to leave at first, but you think about it, when a young girl with a watery appearance looked at you with big teary eyes, how could you be willing to refuse? Said, this girl, those big watery eyes are the same as when I was young, how can I bear to reject her?Although now that I am old, my big watery eyes have turned into pitiful mung bean eyes.

Therefore, no matter how troublesome it was, she, Matchmaker Chen, still agreed without hesitation.

Legend has it that there is a pair of sisters in this cow dung village, who are so beautiful!She Chen Matchmaker doesn't ask for anything else, she just asks that one of them is willing to marry Qian Yuanwai!

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The purpose of the cow dung village: advocating a flower stuck in cow dung!Because cow dung is the nourishment of flowers~

Villager of Niushi Village (with tears in his eyes): Look, how great and noble the people in our village are~

Niu Shi (pulls his long beard): Today, the village chief of this cow dung village will explain to you the origin of the name of the cow dung village.

Audience: Applause.

Niu Shi: By the way, a long, long time ago...

Audience: Stop talking nonsense!

Niu Shi: Ahem.In other words, in the era of my father and my mother, they had no food to eat, so they could only eat cow dung. Look how beautiful our life is now...

The background music sounded: socialism is good, socialism is good, the people of socialist countries have a high status, the reactionaries are overthrown, the imperialists fled with their tails between their legs, the people of the whole country are united...

Niu Shi (angry): Stop!This is a cosplay!

The music stops.

Niu Shi: Cough cough, I just mentioned that they can only eat cow dung, because at that time, everyone knew that my surname was Niu, so my father’s surname was also Niu.Back then, there was a catastrophe, people were devastated, and there was not even much cow dung left, so it was my father, that is, bezoar...

Bezoar: Bezoar Detoxification Tablets of Cow Shit Brand, made from high-quality cow dung after processing and refining, it is a must-have medicine for the family, and everyone on the earth knows it!

Niu Shi: Dad!Don't insert ads indiscriminately!

Bezoar: Damn!Don't insert ads, let's go to the old snack cow dung!

Niu Shi (embarrassed): Keke, let's continue.At that time, my father Niu Huang held the last piece of cow dung, burst into tears, and said, "Jinhua, what did your grandfather say at that time?"

The background music played: talk, talk, say you love me, me, me, me, I can't say it...

Niu Jinhua: Turn it off!

Niu Jinhua: Cough cough, grandpa said, once there was a pile of cute cow dung in front of me, but I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it. There is nothing more painful than this in the world.If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that pile of bullshit: "I love you!" If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it will be 1 years!

Niu Shi: Well said!Applause from everyone!

Niu Shi: Then, my father, that is, Niuhuang...

Bezoar: Cow dung brand bezoar detoxification...

Cowshit (running away): I'm going to run away!Get my dad out of here quickly!I'll kill anyone who quarrels again! ! ! ! !

Background music: I stand at the crossroads of memories, collecting the loneliness that ran wild in my left chest, the naked loss, the pain that is clear at a glance...

Cow Shit: Ah——! !

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Niu Yinhua: The village chief Niu Shi foamed at the mouth and was sent to the first aid. Next, I, Niu Yinhua, will continue to explain to you. Later, my grandfather Niu Huang found the hungry and dying grandmother, Shi Kelang, so my grandfather couldn’t bear to watch She starved to death, so she gave her his cow dung, and because of this pile of cow dung, they fell in love.This is the love caused by a pile of cow dung in our cow dung village.In order to commemorate the cow dung who helped them survive the hunger in difficult times, this village is called the cow dung village.In order to commemorate the love between grandpa and grandma, they used their surnames for the child, that is, my father, and took such a name: Niu Shi.

Shi Kelang: Thank you for watching, today's program is over, I hope you will continue to watch our small theater program at the same time.

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