Little slag run

The world of Di Que and Chen Feng is a little boring, and this year's Christmas wants to change the pattern and have a different feeling.

Very suddenly, several people received an invitation call from Di Que on Christmas Eve. They took the gifts they had prepared and came to the most luxurious private room that Di Que occupied in advance as the proprietress in Yipin Dynasty. .

"MerryChristmas! Welcome friends and relatives to participate in the Christmas Eve gift exchange campaign planned by this young master! Oh——!" Di Que, wearing a candy-colored pointed hat, blew off the fireworks in his hand, and several streamers and stardust popped out .

A group of people sat around on the sofa and watched Di Que making a fuss by himself, Chen Feng held back a smile, Bi Shaoliang, Ouyang Chenchen, and Meng Fan all had blank expressions, only Shang Shiyao grinned and spat: "This idiot! "

"Haha, I didn't expect everyone to show me face like this. Thank you for your support. Let's hand over all the gifts first!" Di Que took several identical bags and put all the beautifully wrapped gifts in everyone's hands. On the surface, there is no difference.

"Hey, I'm going to announce the rules now. Everyone goes bowling outside, and the person who knocks down the most pins is chosen first, and the order is arranged. The one with the fewest points can only get the rest."

"Oh, it's very interesting." Ouyang Chenchen was the first to agree, Chen Feng, Meng Fan, and Bi Shaoliang were noncommittal and remained neutral, but Shang Shiyao was still wondering why he was in such a sacred place after a group of people filed out. What kind of group gathering do you do every day?

Unexpectedly, the disparity in the bowling ability of each player is extremely small, and it is only after the end of the round that they barely open the level.There is no suspense in the ranking of strength as follows: Ouyang Chenchen, Di Que, Shang Shiyao, Chen Feng, Meng Fan, Bi Shaoliang.Among them, the most surprising thing was Bi Shaoliang, who was completely amateur, washed the ditch seven times in ten shots, and almost burst Di Que's stomach with laughter.

So the six returned triumphantly, and Di Que put six identical bags in front of his eyes, and asked Ouyang Chenchen to pick them out first.

It's a pity, he is obviously a master of bowling, yet Ouyang Chenchen beat him by one bottle.Curse him, curse him for drawing the gift he prepared!

Ouyang Chenchen looked left and right, and took the bag on the far side without hesitation.

"Then I'll open it." Ouyang Chenchen pulled out a big box, square and square, with elegant golden wrapping paper.

"Ah, this is mine." Meng Fan called.

"Oh? Xiao Chuaner prepared it? Then I earned it." Ouyang Chenchen smiled and felt relieved.At least Meng Fan's gift would not be too bad.

Ouyang Chenchen unpacked it, and inside was an Ipad2. Di Que and Shang Shiyao yelled at the same time. Shang Shiyao pinched Di Que's neck and his eyes were red: "What a shame, that Ipad originally belonged to me, you pay for it!" Give me! Pay me!"

Ouyang Chenchen laughed loudly, and after thanking Meng Fan, he didn't let go of the iPad he was holding.

Di Que was also depressed. If he was the first to smoke, the Ipad would be his. (It's just that no one understands his ghost logic ╮(╯▽╰)╭) He poohed, rubbed his hands, and stretched out his claws towards the pile of gifts.

"Oh, congratulations, this is mine." Ouyang Chenchen looked at Di Que and winked at Di Que when he saw Di Que took out a small camouflage box.

Di Que felt that there was movement in the box, so he looked at him suspiciously, and muttered, "If it's a trick, we're bound to be married."

Ouyang Chenchen just smiled and said nothing.Di Que unpacked the package, and when the lid was opened, a fluffy, gray thing jumped out of it suddenly, "Squeak!" It slid past Di Que's arm and slipped towards the base of the wall for an instant disappeared.

"Aww!" Di Que screamed in fright, threw the box and ran away in tears: "Ouyang Chenchen, I and you are irreconcilable!"

Chen Feng hurriedly hugged Di Que and stroked his back to comfort him, and couldn't help sighing: "How could you bring this kind of thing in, Yipin Dynasty's hygiene standards are very strict."

Ouyang Chenchen laughed straight from the sofa and fell to the ground, panting and said: "I originally wanted to scare Bi Shaoliang, who would have known that I would come here? I don't have time to exchange gifts. You must know that this mouse is very difficult to catch , Now the four pests are being eliminated everywhere, and I squatted in the garbage dump for several days before I caught one."

Bi Shaoliang looked at Di Que sincerely and said, "Thank you."

Di Que's head was full of smoke, he gritted his teeth and buried his head in Chen Feng's arms and pulled his clothes.

Wait until the staff catches the mouse, cleans it, and disinfects it, and the game continues.Shang Shiyao was trembling when he wanted to reach out for the gift at this time.The rule is that you can't draw your own gift, Meng Fan's safety card is gone, and none of the remaining three people is reliable.

After hesitating for a while, Shang Shiyao closed his eyes and resigned himself to choosing a bag. When the package was opened, Chen Feng immediately raised his hand and said, "It's mine. It's cheap for you kid."

Shang Shiyao blinked, and continued to tear the package, one layer on the left and one layer on the right, and finally what was exposed inside was a stack of sexy thongs...

Pink, lace, leopard print, cat tail, string, leather, all kinds of flowers are charming.Shang Shiyao looked at it and felt flushed, his nose was hot, he swallowed heavily, and Meng Fan's face turned dark.

Seeing that Di Que gave Chen Feng a hard look at this time, Chen Feng patted his head regretfully, and sighed: "It's a pity. I chose it for a long time when I went to Japan for a meeting, and there is nothing for sale in China."

"Fuck you! Do you think I can wear it!" Di Que stomped.

Shang Shiyao hugged the trousers tightly and didn't let go, but under Meng Fan's inhumane pressure, he obediently handed in the stolen goods, leaving only a pair of panda eyes for comfort.

The gift exchange was still going on, and after Chen Fengxuan opened the package, he heard Bi Shaoliang say, "It's mine."

A brand-name diamond men's watch with a sapphire sapphire panel is expensive and of excellent quality. It can be said to complement each other with Ouyang Chenchen, and it looks a bit fancy and exaggerated when he wears it.Chen Feng raised his eyebrows and whistled, but still got up.Ouyang Chenchen was playing games with his Ipad, glanced at Bi Shaoliang's unchanged face, and smiled faintly, with traces of happiness in the corners of his eyes.

Next came Meng Fan's draw, and there were only two packages left, but Shang Shiyao's hadn't been taken away yet. Meng Fan thought, it would be great if he could get the gift from Shang Shiyao.

Taking the big box out of his pocket, Meng Fan knew it wasn't Shang Shiyao's share.He sighed and looked at Di Que, and asked him, "Is this yours?"

"Yeah!" Di Que finally got excited, and the gift he carefully prepared depends on who gets the trick.Although he wanted to frame Bi Shaoliang, it was a good thing to say to Meng Fan.

Meng Fan tore open the big box, and a bunch of colorful small boxes fell out, and he was immediately dumbfounded.

"Hahaha..." Di Que clapped his hands and laughed loudly: "It's a one year old, you and your little uncle can use it slowly, with various flavors, various textures, ultra-thin and breathable, puff."

Ouyang Chenchen stretched his neck to take a look, and then smiled: "You and Chen Feng are really suitable."

He poked Shang Shiyao who hadn't recovered from the thong's thoughts again, and whispered, "That's a lot of money. You have to work hard for a year."

Shang Shiyao foolishly followed with "Ah?", Meng Fan's face was already blushing, and he repeated in his heart that the pair of perverts in front of him would be cut into pieces a hundred times a hundred times.

Bi Shaoliang took the last one, there is no suspense that it must be Shang Shiyao's share.Shang Shiyao's mournful sigh is obviously a pity for Bi Shaoliang and Ouyang Chenchen, a pair of violent people.

Two round-trip air tickets to Greece... Shang Shiyao burst into tears, calling him and Meng Fan to plan a honeymoon trip that hasn't happened for a long time.

"Hehe! This is good!" Ouyang Chenchen's eyes lit up, and he took two air tickets from Bi Shaoliang's hand and raised them towards Shang Shiyao and Meng Fan: "Thank you, you two are really filial."

So far, the combination of Bi Shaoliang x Ouyang Chenchen has won a big victory, Di Que is naturally extremely unbalanced.He didn't even think about the value of the watch in Chen Feng's hand, which could probably cover all the presents here, and he was still thinking about the Ipad that Ouyang Chenchen was playing with in his hand.

"That...how about a change?" Di Que leaned over and smiled at Ouyang Chenchen.

Ouyang Chenchen rolled his eyes and ignored him.Meng Fan is very thoughtful, he has installed all kinds of popular mini-games, saving you time to choose.When Di Que saw that the negotiation had broken down, he met with force without saying a word: "Then let me borrow it for a while!"

"Go, go! Go!" Ouyang Chenchen and Di Que got entangled.Shang Shiyao looked at this posture from the side, and joined the battle group with red eyes, trying to get back his love card Ipad.

Afterwards, Chen Feng and Meng Fan joined the battle one after another, each with their own ulterior motives, some wanted to grab the gift, and some wanted to put it back.At first, Bi Shaoliang was able to sit on the mountain and watch the tigers fight leisurely, holding the air ticket as a fan to fan the wind, but suddenly someone tore off his clothes, got involved in it inexplicably, and never escaped again.

A battle as grand as Genesis unfolded vigorously, its chaos, brutality and bloody level, it is not suitable for people under the age of one hundred to watch.

The clock struck twelve o'clock, and the three teams had successes and failures, but they all dispersed contentedly.The following is a summary of the results of someone who risked his life to eavesdrop: The defeated country: Shang Shiyao x Meng Fan.Result: nothing.

Shang Shiyao: "Xiaofan! Why don't you take our gift back! Those two old bastards are cheap for nothing!"

Meng Fan: "I have the nerve to take back the things I have already given to Brother Chenchen. I will just order an Ipad for you when I come back. There is also an air ticket. Even if you snatch it back, I won't be able to make time to go. Come on, let Brother Chenchen and the others go, so as not to waste it."

Shang Shiyao: "Then why did you send back the gifts we both got?"

Meng Fan: "...What do you think?"

Shang Shiyao was hit by the knife and silently turned his face out of the window.Meng Fan continued to drive happily.

The victorious country: Bi Shaoliang x Ouyang Chenchen.Results: diamond watch, Ipad2, two round-trip air tickets to Greece.

While Bi Shaoliang was driving, Ouyang Chenchen concentrated on shooting his bird.

Suddenly, Ouyang Chenchen said: "Di Xiaoque's event is well organized, and we can continue to carry it forward next year."

Bi Shaoliang: "Don't prepare rats next time, they are dirty and easy to be found. You can choose quieter creatures like pet snakes or lizards."

Ouyang Chenchen: "Well, it makes sense."

Neutral country: Chen Feng X Di Que.Results: Sexy penis, one-year condom.

Di Que sulked as Chen Feng drove the car.

Chen Feng is too beautiful: "You see, we are really a match made in heaven, we even have such a good understanding when preparing gifts~"

Di Que stuck his neck: "Fuck you!"

Chen Feng continued to be beautiful: "This suit of yours is your hope for me. It seems that I didn't satisfy you before. I have to continue to work hard."

Di Que blushed and had a thick neck: "Go ahead and dream! I bought it after thinking about exchanging gifts. Why are you snatching it back?"

Chen Feng is innocent: "Isn't it for matching my gift?"

Di Que went crazy: "So why did you snatch those rags back again?!"

Chen Feng became even more innocent: "These are all bought according to your size. If Meng Fan can't wear them, they will be wasted. Those panties will cry."

Di Que was completely irritable: "I wouldn't wear it in my size! Let them all cry to death!"

Chen Feng smiled meaningfully.

Follow-up: Chen Feng received two mysterious text messages the next day, but the content was the same: "That thong bought in Japan, bring me a copy next time!"