Master Lich's Knight Steward

After all, the troubled times have just ended, and although the priests of light have a tendency to steal money, they are still very diligent.The purified cemetery did not leave many resources for the liches to use—the demons don't like to chew on bones!

He went to the slave market in other cities to try his luck, but also got nothing. The Lich finally admitted helplessly that no matter how beautiful his face is now, he is still an undead creature who does not please the goddess of luck.

If you want money, earn it down-to-earth.

Therefore, for the sake of long-term interests, the Lich had to sacrifice his hobbies in a short period of time and invest all limited resources in stable profitable crops.

Although the new species born in the experiment may be very expensive, in the short term, at best, it can cover one-twelfth of the experimental cost. For example, if the crystal flower vine that was sought after by the lady last time, if the wasted Wilson crystal rose is raised normally, The gold coin earned back may be more than double its transaction price.

After filling every experimental nursery with magical plants with a definite price point, the poor lich suddenly found himself with a lot of free time.

"Try human entertainment."

Ludwig felt uncomfortable with his master's bored and resentful eyes staring at him. In order to at least have some peace in martial arts training, he decided to use De Meyer's splendid entertainment culture to brainwash the lich.

Human entertainment also needs props to support it, ranging from a child's toy with a handful of glass balls to a playground for adults who indulge in luxury... Of course, there is no spare money to waste on this master and servant, so they had to search for Crowe again. Smith Manor.Ex-Eisen.Master Willinghild is not without entertainment.

After playing the small-scale treasure hunting game for two days, the Lich and his Potato Knights had piled up hills of all kinds of boredom-relieving props in front of them.They are all exquisite gadgets that are not very valuable, but are better than good taste.

The first, a pair of chess pieces carved in alabaster and obsidian, was matched with a red pine chessboard with the four epic crusades of the King of Heroes engraved on the rim.

"A round?" Lich asked with starry eyes.

Half a day later, the item was put on hold by the regretful winner in his collection cabinet, and his face was covered with notes when he lost, and then the berserk knight was fined to do manual work to supplement the three white pieces that were damaged by his slap.

The second piece is an ancient-style playing card with various colored ore powders to draw patterns.

"Too much playing in the abyss." Lich pouted and threw away, completely ignoring the fiery eyes of his servants who were eager to try to save their self-esteem.

──I am doing it for your own good. Anyone who plays cards with a calculating mage is a fool.

In my hometown, the lich who often wins the demons to cry for his father and mother, regrets that his kindness is not understood.

The third piece is a brown crystal embossed jigsaw puzzle.

The master and the servant agreed to sell it for money, and they had no interest in the little girl's toys.

The fourth piece was a thick chain made of pink fluorescent beads. The Lich looked at the shape and taste suspiciously. He didn't think any woman in this manor had the courage to wear it around her neck, not to mention that she couldn't find a necklace clasp... …

The butler with rich experience in life snatched it and stuffed it directly into the trash can.

"Cough, maybe some vanity maid's jewelry got in here, it's worthless." Ludwig's handsome and resolute face blushed suspiciously.

In his previous life, he had never seen a creature that was closer to a human female than a spider-like dark elf and a ghost banshee. The lich had no doubt about him, and continued to look at the next item with great interest.

The fifth piece, the whole set of Swan Lake Ballet Puppet Show puppets, the built-in mechanism made the Lich excited for a whole week until they were all cracked.

The sixth piece is the half-old game board of the great nobleman. After making up the missing dice according to the rule book, the master and servant happily played all night, and finally the weakness was poked by the fake gold mountain he earned, and the locked lock was depressed. up.

The seventh piece, the silver nine chains, is despised by the Lich for its low level.

The eighth piece, the gold-threaded oak small abacus with amber beads, was directly dragged into his arms by the butler who used his power for personal gain.

Ninth...

……

The 140th item, the Lich regretfully found that the treasure mountain had bottomed out, otherwise it would be enough for him to spend happily until the harvest season.

"A bunch of keys……"

The Lich turned over the copper piece in his hand to study it, and finally determined its identity from the few protrusions disguised as reliefs.

To be honest, such an inconspicuous little thing was dug out from under the mattress of the former owner, Master Lawrence, and the Lich and his housekeeper were so bored.

"There is no magic protection and curse, let's find the corresponding lock?"

The key itself is very ordinary, without a trace of magic power, which instead increases the difficulty for the Lich to find the corresponding keyhole.

"It doesn't look like an item that is too small, without protective measures, then it means that the owner thinks it is enough to hide it under the bed, and it probably won't be a treasure house key."

In fact, Ludwig was a little worried, fearing that this was the key to the sex toy box hidden by the young master who might not be very careful in his private life. After all, the entire castle was searched and only a certain string of beads was found, which is a bit unbelievable considering the inferiority of the nobleman.

The former noble with very impure thoughts touched his chin, desperately showing his reasoning and observation skills to prove that his IQ is far superior to these depraved mediocre people: "Hiding in such a private place on the bed shows that this is Master Eisen's own little girl." Secret. The key is very smooth and has obviously been used many times, which means that the thing it locks cannot be hidden very troublesomely, it should be the place inside the castle near your bedroom..."

"Look for it!" The lich's eyes sparkled with curiosity, and his words doomed the tragic fate of Claus Manor being turned upside down again.

The so-called darkness under the light means that the closer things are, the easier they are to be ignored.So it took the two new owners two days to find the secret door behind a certain bookshelf in the study, which is not surprising.

Purely physical mechanisms are the Achilles heel of mages!If it comes a few more times, the Lich may have to consider finding another thief to resurrect.

The treasure hidden behind the bookshelf is still the bookshelf.

Although Ludwig was not like many soldiers who only had muscles but no brains, and belonged to the semi-literate group that hindered De Mayer's education level, he didn't like books at all.

But the Lich is just the opposite, even though these rows of well-hidden books don't have any magical aura, he still happily took out one——

"Garden of Desire Series "Sir Weston and His Little Banshees" led by Xiao Xiaosen, Blue Collar..." The pure child raised by the great witch of the abyss certainly has never seen this kind of popular literature: "Louis, the nobleman here Do you also like to raise banshees? Are they okay?"

The Lich questioned from a purely technical point of view, even the weakest Gorgon was born with the strength of a high-level mage, so can Demeyer's weak masters tame them?

"Of course, why not..." The young and energetic person who had read the works of this underground great writer naturally thought wrongly. When he woke up from some pornographic memories, he completely misunderstood the young master Lich He has already started to "study" with a serious face while holding the book.

Seeing the posture of holding a quill pen and preparing to take notes at any time, the resurrected man who came back to his senses decided to dig a hole as soon as possible, so that the owner who understood could bury himself alive.

Waiting and waiting, the Lich's thunderous fury never came down, so Ludwig, who was dedicated to his duty, carefully slipped back to the study with the dinner plate──

Damn, I've seen "Blue Beard.Castle!

The lich's expression was still serious like an academic study, so the knight whose heart was greatly shocked decided to pretend that he didn't know anything, he had never read these pornographic novels for adults!So any serious consequences are none of his business!

"Louie, you're here just in time."

Compared to a lich with a 24-hour vigilance range spell, no matter how fast a knight runs, he can only be caught.

"How does it feel to be the oldest entertainment that existed before the birth of civilization as mentioned in the book?"

The evil undead creature with a beautiful appearance and a pure heart is full of little stars, and earnestly asks the hapless servant for first-hand sensory information.

"It's, it's not bad, it's a physiological need."

The former playboy who took all men and women's eyes wandered, he didn't expect that his master was really blank to this point.Maybe... this is a perfect opportunity to seduce and mislead people, to eat them up?The evil little tail was born slowly.

"Would you like to experience it for yourself? My young master."

Putting on a [-]% serious and loyal butler's face to ask respectfully, Ludwig resolutely refused to admit that he had the urge to drool.

"Where do we have the money to find women now?"

He has a strong curiosity about any unknown field. Facing the temptation of knowledge, even if he can resist death, his will is still shaken. Lich asked with flickering eyes.

According to the description in the novel, his servant seems to be the type who will be embraced by all kinds of beauties when he walks on the street?Should I throw it into the city to catch a few women and study it...

It always felt like something was wrong, so the Lich didn't say this suggestion that would make the servants cry.

"You misunderstood. Although Angora and Gaia are not happy to see it, in fact, two men are also fine."

Who said that desire can burn up a person's wisdom?Ludwig is now very clever in setting up language traps, deliberately pulling up the tiger skin of the god of light, which the lich disdains, as a banner, in order to arouse rebellious psychology.

"Would you like to try it? Your knights are at your service."

"Okay, what is the first step?" The lich was very straightforward.

"Well, we should go back to the bedroom first..." Low and sexy