Receptive big hair

In the early spring of the south of the Yangtze River, Jiang Yuelou and Ji Qingya went up the Baima River on bamboo rafts.The bamboo raft is quite elegant, with a few bunches of newly bloomed peach blossoms and a few new bamboos inserted at one end.The red is bright and lively, and the green is verdant.The color seemed to be unable to contain the flow into the water.

Ji Qingya rode a long punt pole, and seemed to be pointing the direction. Jiang Yuelou was free and sat lazily on the bamboo raft to drink.

When the wine was a little drunk, the road turned nine bends, and the eyes suddenly opened up.

A canyon surrounds the forest, and the source of the Baima River is the blue and blue Baima Lake in the plain.

Jiang Yuelou looked at the sky, put down the jug and said, "Yang Xiaohua should take a bath in the lake at this time."

Ji Qingya said: "Should we wait?"

Jiang Yuelou said: "Ha, that's fine, avoid suspicion. Let's wait by the lake."

There are large clumps of shrubs beside the White Horse Lake, and Jiang Yuelou and Ji Qingya are waiting for Yang Xiaohua behind the cover.There was a faint sound of water coming from the other side of the lake, and less than half a moment later, I heard a soft voice saying: "You are so polite this time, do you know how to wait?"

Then a person flew out from the bush, his figure was as light as a fluttering catkin, and he landed in front of the two of them silently.

Jiang Yuelou said: "This is Yang Xiaohua."

Ji Qingya couldn't hide her surprise, this... Is this a man or a woman?Willow eyebrows and phoenix eyes, diamond lips and peach cheeks, and a romantic figure, if Ji Qingya hadn't said that he was Yang Xiaohua, Ji Qingya would have thought that this person wrapped in a brocade robe was a pretty woman disguised as a man.

It is rumored in the Jianghu that Feng Xingyu is a man, and this person in front of him clearly looks like a daughter. Could it be that he has always disguised himself as a man to hide it from the world?

It was only now that he understood what Jiang Yuelou meant by avoiding suspicion.

Yang Xiaohua said: "Ji Qingya, what are you thinking?"

Jiang Yuelou sneered: "Naturally I'm thinking about whether this monster is a man or a woman, and how old it is."

Ji Qingyafang recalled that Feng Xingyu became famous 30 years ago, and now he is almost sixty years old.From this point of view, I'm afraid it's less than twenty. How can there be such a wonderful art of retaining beauty in the world?

Feng Xingyu, who is now Yang Xiaohua, smiled and said: "Well, I am naturally a masculine man. I will be sixty-two this year."

Ji Qingya smiled wryly and said: "If you weren't playing tricks on me, then Ji would really shout: The world is so big, there are no surprises."

Jiang Yuelou said: "Then let me tell you an even stranger anecdote, the funniest anecdote in the world."

Ji Qingya said: "Then I guess it must be related to Senior Feng?"

Jiang Yuelou was noncommittal, and said: "Once upon a time, there was a big devil who cannibalized people in the Jianghu. He committed crimes and was shameless. But no one could stop him. Later, the big devil got bored and took a The pile of marinated human flesh withdrew, vowing not to return until the meat was gone.

"But although the marinated meat is delicious, how can I eat it often? There is no fresh human meat to eat. This big devil is so greedy, his heart is itching to death. But he can't break his oath. Finally one day, he couldn't help it. Well, guess what he did?"

Ji Qingya said: "Come back?"

Jiang Yuelou shook his head and said, "Is there still a place for you and me to become famous when we come back?"

Jiang Yuelou giggled, and said in a low voice, "He is so greedy that he ate his own life!"

Ji Qingya was suddenly terrified, and a thin layer of cold sweat broke out on his back.

Jiang Yuelou pointed to Yang Xiaohua and said, "That's a mouthful of raw food, he's too greedy! And then, there will be one less man in this world, hahahaha..."

Speaking of this, Jiang Yuelou couldn't help laughing, holding his belly and laughing.

Ji Qingya felt it was very strange, and looked at Yang Xiaohua again, her expression remained motionless after listening to the arrangement, she was still smiling, and even helped Jiang Yuelou calm down and said, "Don't choke."

Ji Qingya said after a while: "It's not very funny, I haven't heard Yuelou talk about it before."

Yang Xiaohua said: "Then how about I tell you a story too?"

Ji Qingya said: "It couldn't be better."

Yang Xiaohua said: "I'm also telling the story of a big devil. He is generally vicious and very soft-hearted. He also eats people and has retired. But there is another child in this story.

"The big devil lived in the mountains for a long time. When he went out to play, he picked up a lost child. He was only eleven or twelve years old, and he was so cute..."

Jiang Yuelou said coldly: "How can I remember that he was born in Yushu Linfeng."

Yang Xiaohua said: "Well, it's a lost child in Yushu Linfeng. The big devil brought him back home, because he hadn't tasted fresh meat for many years, and he was very greedy, so he wanted to eat this child, but this child was born... ... Then the jade tree is facing the wind, so the big devil can't bear it.

"So he took off the child's clothes and used the child's primordial essence."

Speaking of this, Jiang Yuelou and Ji Qingya's faces were a bit ugly, Yang Xiaohua didn't notice it, and continued: "After eating, the big devil started thinking, and after raising the child, you can often drink fresh virgin yang essence up.

"So the big devil tried his best to please the child. In order to make the yang essence taste better, he worked hard to get Zihe Che to make him stir-fried placenta, brain pulp and menstrual blood soup.

"The child refused to eat anything. He was hungry for three days, and he didn't even eat normal fruits and vegetables. The big devil couldn't bear it, so he sent the child home."

After hearing the two stories, Ji Qingya's face was pale and his chest was tight. He restrained the desire to vomit and said: "This story is even more strange than the last one..."

Jiang Yuelou said: "Isn't it strange enough to eat by yourself?"

Yang Xiaohua laughed loudly and said, "It's so strange that he is the most romantic young man who was raped for the first time. Jiangyuelou, let me ask you, did you leave any shadows when you were young?"

Jiang Yuelou said: "Of course there is. When others cook it for me, I am always worried that I will be bitten off in one bite. How can anyone in this world like to eat that stuff?"

Yang Xiaohua said leisurely: "You don't understand. In this world, people cannibalize people. Adults eat villains. You eat me and I eat you. I have eaten people all my life, and it's okay to eat myself again. I realized another layers of reasoning."

Ji Qingya said: "Not only do people eat people, people also eat themselves?" Just like the ancient fierce beast gluttony, gluttonous, after eating up the whole time, he can only eat himself, until there is only one mouth left.

Yang Xiaohua clapped her palms and laughed loudly: "Okay! Well said! That's it!"

Jiang Yuelou snorted and said, "Is it disgusting?"

Yang Xiaohua said: "Then don't talk about it, you came to me, but you want divination?"

Jiang Yuelou said: "Of course."

Yang Xiaohua said: "Is that thing ready?"

Jiang Yuelou rolled his eyes at him, took out a porcelain vase from his bosom, walked behind a bush, and then Ji Qingya heard the sound of Xixisuo undressing.Jiang Yuelou lowered his head halfway, and stretched his hands in front of him.

Yang Xiaohua said with a smile: "The older the child, the more shy he is, and he wants to hide from us."

Ji Qingya didn't expect Jiang Yuelou to give this, and then thought of Yang Xiaohua who said just now that he had given Jiang menstrual blood soup back then, could it be that Yang had saved a girl back then... In that case, that dish can only be eaten once a month? .

The more Ji Qingya thought about it, the more disgusted she became, and she couldn't help but look at Yang Xiaohua.It is often said in unofficial history anecdotes that a man's yang essence can retain his face, but it is a woman's face.Oh, is Yang Xiaohua a man or a woman now?

Seeing him thinking wildly, Yang Xiaohua said with a smile: "You are different from Jiang Yuelou. He asked me directly what he thought of at the beginning, and he didn't show mercy at all. It made me feel so embarrassed, but you are still considerate."

Yang Xiaohua is really weird, Ji Qingya's slanderous behavior can be regarded as impolite, but he thinks it is considerate.

In fact, Ji Qingya was a little surprised today, so he was a little out of order.He collected his mind and looked at Jiang Yuelou.

Jiang Yuelou was at the critical point, with his head raised to reveal half of his pink ears, and his hands became more and more intense.

Yang Xiaohua licked her lower lip and said, "The ears are the best at this time, they are crispy and tender when dipped in vinegar."

Jiang Yuelou scolded: "Dead old pervert!"

As soon as he finished cursing, he trembled for a while, and he let out a long breath, obviously venting.Then he came out and handed the filled porcelain bottle to Yang Xiaohua.

With a touch of Yang Xiaohua's hand, the porcelain bottle disappeared.Ji Qingya and Jiang Yuelou couldn't even see his movements clearly.

Yang Xiaohua said: "Come to my house and talk."

Yang Xiaohua lives in a cave halfway up the mountain. There is an open space in front of the cave, which is neatly rested, but there is no grass growing, and it is a bit cold.

After walking in, although everything is available, it is even colder.All three of them had zhenqi body protection, so they didn't freeze.

Yang Xiaohua said: "Look, it's okay here, if you go to the innermost part, it's all solid ice."

What a wonderful natural wonder, Ji Qingya also knows where Yang Xiaohua has kept the pickled human flesh all these years.

Yang Xiaohua asked: "What do you want?"

Jiang Yuelou said: "I was framed recently, let me test the good and the bad."

Yang Xiaohua flicked the tortoise shell and said, "Turn bad luck into good luck."

Jiang Yuelou said: "Bah."

Yang Xiaohua said: "What's wrong?"

Jiang Yuelou said: "How many times? You said every time I would turn evil into good luck, you goddamn stick!"

Yang Xiaohua said: "Did I calculate wrong?"

Jiang Yuelou said: "No."

Yang Xiaohua said: "You are still not dead or sick, which proves that I was right."

Jiang Yuelou said: "Tell me in detail."

Yang Xiaohua said: "You have to be careful of the people around you in the future."

Jiang Yuelou glared at him fiercely and said, "It's useless."

Yang Xiaohua looked at Ji Qingya, pinched her fingers again, and said with a smile: "Seeing that you are so dissatisfied, I will give you another trigram."

Jiang Yuelou said: "Say!"

Yang Xiaohua said: "Eight words: For the rest of your life, you will never get up again."