When Hisoka meets V

Pumpkin juice is a good thing, it can easily make Hisoka miss an old man...maybe it can be called old fruit...

The old fruit... that is, after Dumbledore gave a long welcome speech that has not changed for several years, such as welcoming the new students, it is the sorting ceremony. It turned out that the written test that made Hisoka feel that it would be dark when he closed his eyes did not appear, just When Hisoka breathed a sigh of relief, Professor McGonagall came to the stage holding a top hat, saying that freshmen would know which college they should go to by wearing this hat. A hat that is completely invisible to dust, and then think about wearing it on your head - Hisoka would rather drink pumpkin juice!

"Oh Merlin's beard, how long has this hat been washed!" Macy lamented, her hair was carefully maintained since she was a child, and before coming to Hogwarts, she used the best hair dye potion to change the color of her hair. It was dyed exactly the same color as Hisoka's hair.

Hisoka patted Messi on the shoulder in a very gentlemanly manner, signaling her not to be too surprised, although he himself was also surprised-there were things dirtier than Wojin's clothes!

Then the Sorting Hat opened its mouth and sang.Hisoka, who has lived in the wizarding world for nearly a year, has developed immunity to the fact that a hat can sing, but this immunity does not include the hat's singing.The singing was ugly, yes, very ugly, like a rusty saw going back and forth on wood.However, as a gentleman [perverted? ], will not make like James?Porter's chest-thumping action came, so he and Macy, who abided by the lady's way, endured this short and long 5 minutes abruptly.

5 minutes is enough for a person to walk through the [-]th floor of hell.

After the singing is over, the Sorting Hat should be doing its business. Professor McGonagall will read out the names of the new students with the list, and those who read the names will say that the Sorting Hat is on their heads, and then this hateful hat will be announced. Which academy should this person go to.

Because he didn't live in the wizarding world since he was a child, Hisoka didn't know many people of the same age. At the beginning, he didn't know a few people, only Batty who had a relationship with […]?Crouch came on stage in the seventh, closed his eyes, and mustered up the courage to put the hat on his head, and then the hat immediately announced: "Slytherin!" Batty took off his hat immediately, and walked off with a reborn expression on his face.

Then Sirius?Blake, the boy who deserved Hisoka's attention was actually sent to Gryffindor.When the hat was announced loudly, the audience was in an uproar.Hisoka raised his eyebrows. As far as he knew, all pure-blood nobles came from Slytherin House. Could it be that Sirius was born secretly by his mother with a man from Gryffindor [You think too much...]?It doesn't matter whether Sirius is an illegitimate child, the important thing is that a sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl stands at the Slytherin table with a noble and elegant smile: "I think the sorting hat is broken because it hasn't been washed for a long time. "

This answer is really incisive!

There was thunderous applause in the hall, and the voices of "Principal Dumbledore clean up the Sorting Hat" were heard endlessly, but the original protagonist Sirius?Blake threw himself into Gryffindor's arms like a young swallow who had been away from home for many years.

Because of this commotion, no one paid much attention to the next few freshman branches.When it was Hisoka's turn, there were a few booing on the long table of the director. You know that there are only so few students in Hogwarts, and everyone has already known what happened on the train. : Weasley's family had a wonderful flower with no freckles on her face, she was very beautiful, and a "blazing flame" burned down a shop in Fangdao Lane with a strong defensive spell.

The current prefect of Gryffindor is very happy. If nothing else happens, this celebrity will also come to Gryffindor College.At that time, Gryffindor's strength will also be higher, and watching Slytherin's coquettish white peacock deflated is one of his great hobbies.

However, there are always so many accidents in the world, such as the pure-blood noble Sirius being sorted into Gryffindor; for example, Hisoka (? Weasley) who "will come to Gryffindor College" put his Not long after it was put on top of the head, the hat shouted, "Slytherin!"

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Not long after the Hogwarts teachers and students stayed here, the Gryffindor prefect slapped the table and stood up: "The Sorting Hat must have broken because it hasn't been washed for too long!"

"Yeah, how else would it have sorted a Weasley into Slytherin?" "==== For the first time in their lives, the Slytherin snakes joined the Gryffindor lions.

"Principal Dumbledore, it's just a matter of a cleaning spell!"

"Strongly request to clean the Sorting Hat!"

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Hisoka put down his hat, nodded to Mag, and walked off the stage with a faint smile.He completely ignored the clamor of the Lion Court and the Snake Court, and strode to the long table in Slytherin House, where there were several seats specially prepared for freshmen, he opened the chair and sat down, resting his chin on his right hand , watching all this commotion.

At this time, Dumbledore had to stand up and say a few words. After all, there were two oolong incidents in a row. I'm dissatisfied, if I go back and tell my parents about this matter, then Dumbledore's life will not be so easy, after all, a large group of pure-blood nobles don't like him, wait Finding fault.

Dumbledore sighed, put down the pile of cockroaches that were chewing happily, came to the front of the stage, gave himself a "loud voice", shouted "quiet", and quickly put down the gang of unprovoked little ones Carrot head, "Everyone is dissatisfied with the sorting situation of Mr. Black and Mr. Weasley. I know this. However, the sorting is not only based on blood. Character and philosophy are very important parts that affect the sorting." Deng Bridor paused, and said with a smile, "Of course, if everyone wants me to clean the sorting hat so much, I think I will do so."

I have to say, it's a pity that Lao Deng didn't join Slytherin back then, this girl is too good at talking, an old fritter.

Seeing that the commotion had gradually subsided, Hisoka looked away and began to eat. His elegant manner and impeccable table manners immediately made the Gryffindor lions on the opposite side who were in a mess because of robbing food fall through their glasses—— If they had spectacles - know that Gryffindor has never produced a decent eater!

"Are... are you really from the Weasley family?" Batty, who was sitting next to Hisoka?Crouch's eyes widened in horror.

Hisoka gracefully wiped the non-existent bread crumbs on his lips with a napkin, squinted his eyes and smiled, "Isn't it like that?"

"...It doesn't look like..." "===Slytherin's inner voice.

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Hisoka clasped the brim of the sorting hat with the thumb and index finger of his right hand, closed his eyes tightly and put the hat on his head. At this moment, the voice of the sorting hat came from his ear: "Well, you are Wes A child of the Lai family, but it doesn't look like you, you are much more complicated than the single-minded Weasley, um, your father is..."

"... Fred... Greg? Weasley." Hisoka, who almost couldn't remember the name of his cheap daddy?Unfilial (? Weasley)

"Oh, it's Frege! No kid looks like a Weasley. He's so shrewd that he even tried to stun my old man with disinfectant." The Sorting Hat said angrily, "I heard he went to Wesson Gamo, hum, nasty boy."

"I think it's time for us to talk about business." Xi Suosang, who really wanted to imitate Daddy Cheap and poured disinfectant on the sorting hat.

"Hmph, boy, you want to feed me too? No way!" The Sorting Hat roared, "You are definitely not a Gryffindor!"

"Oh, that's it." Hisoka smiled, "Then which academy should I go to?"

"You don't have the loyalty of Hufflepuff, nor the thirst for knowledge of Ravenclaw, you evil boy, you should go to Slytherin!" The last four words of the Sorting Hat were read aloud, Hisoka smiled Then he took off the sorting hat and stepped off the stage.

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Hisoka never thought that there was anything wrong with Slytherin, and he didn't have the Gryffindor's drive to go on with his own blood.He doesn't like to cause trouble everywhere when he doesn't come across small fruits that can be cultivated or big fruits that can be picked. It's in his nature.In a way, he and Slytherin are very compatible.

Macy was also assigned to Slytherin. As soon as she got off the stage, she took the wizard robe and ran to the seat next to Hisoka, her fair face flushed with excitement: "Master Hisoka, I didn't expect you to be assigned to Slytherin as well." Leitlin, this is great."

"Really?" Hisoka propped his chin with his right hand, and looked at the guarded eyes around him with interest, "I don't think other people think so."

Of course they didn't feel good about it, because they were all baffled by the "a Weasley in Slytherin" thing.

The little snakes who came back to their senses have not yet repaired their fragile hearts that have been hit hard, and another boy who is not pure blood has been sorted into Slytherin. His name is Severus?Snape, with half-length black hair, was pale and thin due to malnutrition, and was wearing a half-worn wizard robe that obviously didn't fit well. He sat alone in a corner with a gloomy expression , should be an introverted person.

Hisoka only glanced at him, and recognized this person as the pretty-eyed little fruit who was sprayed with pumpkin juice by him in Diagon Alley.

"It's really destined." Hisoka said in a strange voice, unconsciously exuding the power of thought, causing Batty and Messi who were sitting beside him to fight a cold war.

After the sorting ceremony, the professors of various disciplines were introduced. Hisoka didn't pay much attention to it. After all, he always had to meet in class the next day. He only remembered that Slughorn, the potion professor, was the dean of Slytherin.Speaking of Potions class, Hisoka sighed, it would be great if he could pass.

In the end, the students sang the Hogwarts school song together. I have to say that this school song is on the same level as the Sorting Hat song. Only Dumbledore stood on the stage to lead the singing, smiling like an old bee full of nectar "It's the truth...".After singing the song, eat.In line with the principle of "a gentleman never eats too much", the little snakes in Slytherin only ate six or seven percent of their fullness, and a boy with platinum blonde hair sitting in the front had already stood up, speaking in an aria-like tone Said: "I am Lucius Malfoy, the prefect of Slytherin, and now everyone follow me."

"Lucius? Malfoy?" Hisoka raised his eyebrows, looking at the platinum-blond boy who led away.

"He is the heir of the Malfoy family." Macy said excitedly, "The Malfoy family is known as a platinum noble."

"Platinum noble..." Hisoka thought badly, not knowing how much money he could make by cutting off his hair and selling it.

So, father L, is a tragedy...