When Hisoka meets V

At the beginning of February 1971, the Frege family had successively visited the Malfoy family, the Black family, and the Lestrange family, one of the twelve directors of Hogwarts.None of these three hisosoes went, because the Christmas holidays at Hogwarts had long since ended, and the little fruits of the three families had all gone back to school, and the rest were all under 11 years old who had not yet received the admission notice. The little wizard, Xi Suosan is not interested in the little kid who calls his mother when he is attacked. At this time, he would rather stay at home and finish "Advanced English Course for Children".

Frege looked at the son of Xibei who was swimming in the ocean of books every day, and hugged his wife: "Honey, our Sissy is not a Ravenclaw!"

"What's the matter with Ravenclaw?" Kristo, who was born in the Ravenclaw family, kicked her husband into a shooting star in the sky, then hugged Sibei's son, and said, "Sissy, baby, Hogwarts! The four houses of Gryffindors are excellent, and the Weasley family has been Gryffindor for generations, so your father also wants you to enter this house. But, you have to remember, children, that each of the four houses has its own strengths, but They are all Hogwarts after all, so I hope you learn to think about things from an objective standpoint, don't think you are superior or dwarf, and don't be swayed by the trend, children, only you, Don't lie to yourself."

Only yourself will not deceive yourself.

Hisoka closed the book in his hand and looked at the woman with black hair and blue eyes beside him. For the first time, he felt that her wisdom and long-term vision even surpassed the shrewd and rational Frege Weasley.It can be said that this couple is not stupid or ignorant, they are much better than the Weasley family and the Potters.

June 1971, 6 was Hisoka's 6th birthday.On this day, the Freges made a plan to decorate the house. Ribbons and colorful balloons were hung all over the ceiling. Hisoka got up a little late because he read a book late the night before.When he walked down the stairs, he was dazzled by the gaudy living room on the first floor, followed by Christo and Frege's wolves.

After breakfast, Hisoka saw a brown paper envelope on the ground. "For Hisoka Weasley from the living room on the first floor of No. 36 Wolcom Road, Embury Town, London?" Hisoka frowned as he looked at the long string of cursive English words on the envelope. Fortunately, he sent three This "English Course for Young Children" is done, and I can barely recognize it. "Could it be that all the teachers in this school write like this?" Hisoka suddenly felt that the future was bleak.

He turned his head and saw that Frege and Christo were talking about their "adults" in the kitchen. He was not interested and didn't want to disturb them, so he went straight into the study with the letter and found a book like a brick from the bookshelf. A thick English dictionary, open the letter, read it, and turn to the dictionary to see the definition when encountering a word that you don’t understand.

[Principal of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry: Albus Dumbledore (a special school recognized by the International Association of Witchcraft and Wizardry)

Dear Mr. Weasley: We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.Please find a list of required books and instruments in the attachment.

The school will start on September 31st, your owl please come to the school to report no later than July [-]st.

Yours faithfully, Assistant Principal Minerva McGonagall]

After reading the contents of the letter and the list of necessary books and instruments for new students, Hisoka remembered that the letter seemed to mention owls.Hisoka knew that it was a tool used by wizards to communicate with each other. He also thought about why it was so convenient not to use a mobile phone, but Christo said, "Mobile phone? What is a mobile phone?" Hisoka was silent at that time.Now he knows that letters between wizards are delivered by owls, so this letter is also used, so, where did the owl that sent this letter go...

"Oh! Frege!" Christo screamed from outside the door.Hisoka rubbed his forehead, walked out of the study, and saw a huge cake on the central rectangular dining table in the living room on the first floor, and a dark brown owl was hovering above it, reaching out to peck the surface of the cake. Cream piping.

"Oh, Frege, what's the matter with this owl?" Christo stood aside and screamed, covering her mouth, while Frege put his arm around her shoulder and comforted her: "Honey, it should be Ho Gwartz's owl."

Hisoka stood upstairs looking at the owl who had an infinite interest in cakes, and began to think that this bird would really enjoy it.Speaking of which, he seldom gets to eat cakes himself. One is that he is too lazy to buy them, and he is not very picky about what he eats; the other is that he can’t eat them even if he buys them, because his friend who is a brother-in-law has a sweet tooth. The younger brother, and the most terrible thing is that this friend usually doesn't like to pay by himself, but likes to rob, especially Sisuosang who robs a lot of money but doesn't know how to manage money.

The receipt was written and tied to the owl's leg, and after feeding some cakes, the bird also tactfully flew away without disturbing the warm time of the family of three [pseudo].Christo complained that Hisoka did not let them know that he had received the admission notice, while nagging her husband that Dumbledore had just become the principal, and his owls became as virtuous as him.

"Merlin, my dear, you don't know that Professor Slughorn told me before that he spends a lot of time every day making anti-moth potions for Professor Dumbledore!" Chris rubbed her forehead, " What's worse, will he replace all school drinks with pumpkin juice?"

"..." Frege's face turned blue all of a sudden.

Hisoka was cutting the cake for himself, thinking what is the pumpkin juice called, is it really so scary?

On weekends when the Ministry of Magic was on vacation, Frege came to Diagon Alley from the Leaky Cauldron with his lovely wife and son [pseudo].Hisoka's face twitched slightly when he saw the Leaky Cauldron, because this place really looked like the Phantom Troupe's den on Meteor Street, and it would be perfect if it was surrounded by stinking garbage.It's a pity that the owner of the bar is not the elegant and beautiful young Kuroro, but the hunchbacked and gloomy old Tom.And Hisoka was surprised to find that Old Tom's son was working as a waiter in the bar at this time. He entered my little hand and said, "You can call me Tom."

Damn, it's all Tom~?

After leaving the Leaky Cauldron, he came to the wall. Frege took out his wand and tapped left and right. The wall magically retreated to both sides. Christo hugged the twitching Xibei tightly Son, said: "Sissi, you have to remember what your father did just now. Although the Floo network of our fireplace is connected to Diagon Alley, it is not good if there is a deviation and goes to the wrong place, so in You have to come from here to Diagon Alley until you learn the magic to defend yourself."

Hisoka nodded, looking at the box with shops and small rugs on both sides, he suddenly felt a little inconceivable - he felt inconceivable just looking at the things on the floor: toad venom?Kappa's hand?Achnatherum splendens root?What are these things? !

"Okay, baby Sissy, we have to go to Gringotts to get some money." Frege patted Hisoka on the head, then pointed to a cold drink shop opposite, "Wait for us there, it will be soon .”

Not knowing at all that Daddy Cheap didn't take him with him because he thought he was too weak to bear the bumps of the Gringotts car, Hisoka nodded, took the two Galleons that Frege gave him, and sat down Under the sun umbrella of this cold drink shop called "Lizard and Snake".I took the menu, scanned a series of strange words such as moon grass juice, seaweed juice, and ordered the only drink that was normal - pumpkin juice.

After paying ten Sickles, the waiter brought out a glass of yellow liquid.Hisoka hesitated for a moment, after all, the expression of fear on the faces of cheap parents was too vivid, but who is he, Hisoka!It was the existence of Bisji and other perverts who could molested the bean-eyed kid without changing face or heartbeat when they saw the naked bath, so Xi Suosang picked up the cup, started to drink, and then started to spray.

Oh Merlin you don't wear underwear!How can there be such a bad drink!Hisoka decided to listen to his cheap parents in the future. The "adults" are all right, except for the legendary old Deng who loves pumpkin juice.

However, there is one more unfortunate thing.That was the mouthful of pumpkin juice from Xi Suo, sprayed all over the little boy passing by, the yellow liquid dripped from the boy's old black coat, Hisoka felt a little guilty, Merlin knew he was guilty The number of times is even less than the number of times Yi Ermi smiles. From this point of view, this boy is considered lucky.

Hisoka grabbed the boy who wanted to leave immediately, but the waiter handed him a hand towel and carefully wiped off the pumpkin juice on his coat, then pressed his right hand to his left chest, bowed slightly, and said, "I'm sorry, Mr. , I didn't mean to~"

The boy looked at him with dark eyes, pulled out his hand, left without looking back, and disappeared into the crowd in a blink of an eye.Hisoka raised the corners of his lips slightly: "A little fruit with wonderful eyes~"——Even if Hisoka felt guilty, he was still a fruit farmer.

When the Freges came out of Gringotts, they saw Hisoka who had resigned himself to his life and changed the drink to a cold one.

"Don't Xixi order other drinks?" Chris asked.Hisoka shook his head and said, "Go shopping~"

Frege's family of three [pseudo] first visited Madam Malkin's robe shop. Christo really wanted to see Xibei's son wearing wizard robes, so Hisoka began the process of being molested by the tape measure.He didn't have any expression of embarrassment at all, he raised his head and squinted his eyes slightly, as if it wasn't a pervert tape measure that was touching him, but the slender hands of a young girl.After waiting for a series of data record numbers, Hisoka smiled and said to the proprietress Mrs. Mojin: "With such a tape measure, you should go to open a massage parlor~?"

"..." Mrs. Mojin & Christophe & Frege who don't know what a massage parlor is.

After leaving Mrs. Malkin's robe shop, Frege decided to buy the necessary materials first, and went to the pet store to choose an owl, so he walked first.Chris took a look at the upcoming itinerary, and asked, "Sissy, do you want to buy books or a wand first?"

"... Let's buy books." Sisousan, who has been getting closer to Ravenclaw recently.

So, the mother and son [pseudo] came to Lihen Bookstore, Chris went to the clerk to help find a set of textbooks for freshmen, while Hisoka, who was chatting leisurely, stood by a big bookcase and flipped through "Hogwarts, part [-]" "School History", as a semi-literate man, of course he could understand half of it, sighed, and was about to put the book back, when there was a commotion in the store, mixed with people's screams, Hisoka's body As soon as he froze, he instinctively felt a powerful force.

"It's the Dark Lord!" "Why did your lord come?" "Oh my god, it's really your lord!"

Hisoka turned his head and saw a man wearing a black wizard robe with silver trim walking past the door of the store. Beside him was a big silver snake, and behind him were a group of people wearing cloaks.From Hisoka's perspective, he could only see the man's long black hair, blood-red eyes, a perfect profile profile, and the tumbling silver-green robe corners.

Is he, "the one"?