When Hisoka meets V

The reception room of Malfoy's house is surprisingly simple and grand, with plain hand-embroidered light green curtains with sunflower patterns, black leather sofa, black coffee table that seems to be made of top-quality black jade, off-white floor tiles, and a pair of windows at the foot of the window. A potted plant with a unique shape. Voldemort sat alone on the sofa, leaning against the back of the sofa, his posture was as elegant as ever, but the aura around him was not so harmonious.

Hisoka entered the door, and Julie, who was leading the way, bowed to Voldemort: "Master Voldemort, master, Julie has brought Mr. Hisoka, do you have any orders? Master Voldemort." From Hisoka's point of view , could just see the slightly trembling shoulders of the house-elf, and he was sure that the poor elf would have curled up or challenged the house-elf with his head if it hadn't been for trying not to be rude in front of its host and guests. The hardness of the coffee table - the current Voldemort can stop a child from crying at night just by his name, not to mention that his aura can scare a house elf who is as neurotic as Trilawney.

Hisoka felt that the current Voldemort was like an originally delicious big apple sprayed with too much pesticide.

"No." Voldemort's voice was still low and alluring, but it lacked too many exciting things, "Go away." He had just finished speaking.The elf Julie disappeared with the apparition blast.Only Hisoka and Voldemort were left in the not-so-large reception room. Hisoka raised his eyebrows, conjured a chair out of thin air, and sat down. His posture was like a Muggle prime minister receiving foreign guests. In front of him was The heads of other countries with equal status to him, not the Dark Lord who has become famous in the wizarding world for his tyranny in recent years.

"You are always challenging the limit of my endurance." Voldemort said, his voice was not as tense as before, but a little relaxed, "You have never answered my call once after you got the mark, every time the Death Eaters gather you always Absence. And now, you have created a chair in front of me, should I praise you for your proficiency in transfiguration, or should I reprimand you for disrespecting the leader?"

Hisoka crossed his legs, and he did it gracefully even though it was a very aggressive gesture. He shrugged: "If your Death Eater meeting is discussing something more exciting-such as comparing with some Strong wizard duel, instead of a group of people besieging a member of the Order of the Phoenix, I think I am still very interested, little V~?" Hisoka can kill a person alone, or a group of people by himself, but Never follow a group of people to kill a person.Even if I go along, I'm just playing poker on the side.Sharing an apple among a group of people is obviously not enough to satisfy his appetite.

Hearing the "little V", Voldemort's body stiffened for a moment. For him, this was a term he hadn't seen for a long time.He leaned his body forward slightly, put his hands into a tower shape, and asked, "I just heard from Lucius that you seem to be planning to go to Romania...to study dragons?"

See, even the Dark Lord doesn't think it's very plausible.Well, that's not the point here.

Hisoka is not a person who can dedicate himself to scientific research.If it is to study some delicious small fruits that can make people interested, it is almost the same.The reason why he came up with the idea of ​​going to Romania to study dragons is that he is still more interested in dragons at present. Well, although he is not a hunter who specializes in dealing with monsters, when those huge and fierce creatures express their surrender to him Time, everyone will feel happy, isn't it?The second is that even though Hisoka has no lofty ideals or political ambitions and runs away on his own, as a man, he still doesn't like living as a nanny with children.

So, he decided to go to Romania to study dragons.But, why no matter who hears the news, the expression is =口=?

Hisoka laughed for a while: "Is little V reluctant to let me go to Romania~?"

"..." Voldemort laughed, but there was some distortion, "Ah, I can't bear it, you can stay in England, Romania, it doesn't matter whether you go or not. I guarantee that your life in England will be very pleasant."

No one expected the Dark Lord to make their lives happy, yes, not even the pure-blooded nobles who followed him.Maybe the Dark Lord's proposition is in their favor, but no one can bear those Cruciatus one after another.Or only those young people with good health and strong resistance to spells - such as Bellatrix and the Rudolphs, such as diehards - could be happy with this kind of pain, but Voldemort followed suit.Some people say that the Dark Lord is a lunatic, and he also has a group of lunatics in his hands, but those lunatics are all of status and status, and the weak and incompetent people in power at the Ministry of Magic can do nothing.

Perhaps the happiest one right now was the Dark Lord himself.

Not long after Lucius' wedding, Hisoka heard from Frege that the Potter boy, James, had also married a Muggle-born witch.Hisoka thought that the Potter's daughter-in-law would be Snape's lily, that Lily?Evans.It turns out that life is such a drama, Lily?Evans was indeed married to James?Potter, not long after they graduated, the beautiful flower of Gryffindor, became the yellow face of the Potter family in Bird's Nest Head.

At this time, James' mother Doria?Black?It has been nearly two years since Potter passed away due to illness, because Sirius had been expelled from the Black family a few years ago, so the Blacks, who were originally in-laws of the Potter family, did not attend the wedding.Instead, the Weasleys had been invited.Frege wanted to take Hisoka with him, but Hisoka ran to Spider's End, Snape's residence early, saying that he wanted to comfort little Sif's fragile glass heart that was seriously injured.

"So, do you fucking think I'm going to spend a few shillings, buy a few bottles of Muggle beer, and die drunk on the Muggle streets? Oh, do you still miss Mander in Professor Sprout's greenhouse? Pulling weeds so that your mind is filled with that stuff, amiable Mr Weasley?" Snape came out of the potions laboratory, his black robes still smelling of potions mixed with fragrance or bitterness. The smell, the hair has become greasy from soaking in the laboratory for a long time, and his face is as black as the robe on his body.He sprayed the poison on the red-haired young man lying on his couch.

It's a pity that this handsome young man with red hair is thick-skinned enough to resist the poison sprayed on him by the young potions master.Seeing that Snape had come out of the laboratory, he lifted his upper body from the sofa and said with a smile, "Sev, shall we go shopping~?"

Snape shot him a sideways look. "Don't act like a little Hufflepuff girl who's obsessed with Shakespeare."

Is that what he said, Snape still changed into a robe and went to the street with Hisoka.There is an essential difference between two big men taking to the streets and two little girls taking to the streets.The latter can just look but not buy, and laugh from the street to the end of the street, and then turn to another street; the former just buy but not look, talk about no more than three sentences after shopping on one street, and soon feel that they have run away Ten thousand meters are as tiring.

As a male wizard with a dull and old-fashioned (Lucius) personality, Snape has no love for visiting Muggle London, so don't expect him to go to downtown London to see Big Ben with Hisoka Pinky.In fact, the young master of potions brought his friends to a potion material shop in Diagon Alley via the Leaky Cauldron to fill up his material library.As soon as Hisoka saw the dried animal livers in the store, a glass dish of lively Brazilian bullfrogs, and a bag of Flobber slime worms, he sighed that he really wasn't a material for learning potions.

—because the potions master was obsessed with all these things, and he was simply bored.

After talking to Snape for two hours to meet at the "Lizard and Snake" cold drink shop, Hisoka walked out of the potion material shop.Snape didn't show any displeasure - in fact he never expected Hisoka, who was so badly done with Potions, to be interested in such things.So after he responded, he continued to immerse himself in the selection of materials. Maybe we can understand that a man can only regain himself by working after falling out of love.

Hisoka went shopping in Diagon Alley. Every year before school starts, he always comes here to buy necessities for the new semester. He has already gone to Lihen Bookstore, Mrs. Malkin’s robe shop, and the "Lizard and Snake" cold drink shop. It's been many times, and the shops in Diagon Alley obviously don't know how to innovate, and they are always so same.Sometimes he still wonders how wizards have lived through these decades or even hundreds of years. The days are too ordinary and some exciting things need to be added. From this point of view, perhaps the appearance of the Dark Lord is not a bad thing At least he made those officials of the Ministry of Magic who were sitting comfortably in the office enjoying themselves in a state of anxiety and fear, and effectively lost the circles of fat around their waists.

——Uh, the topic seems to be off topic.

Hisoka walked around Diagon Alley, which hadn't changed from seven years ago, and suddenly remembered what Frege had said, that the settlement of dark wizards was not very far from Diagon Alley.Back then, Hisoka had just gotten his own magic wand from Ollivander, and turned to the alley and burned down the opinion shop with "blazing flames".The settlement of black wizards, just sounds like it will increase people's appetite.

Therefore, Hisoka decisively gave up Diagon Alley and ran to Fandao Lane—he could completely tell where Fandao Lane was, after all, there were a lot of dark wizards in places with few people.Compared with the hustle and bustle of people in Diagon Alley, Turning Alley is more gloomy. Most of the tourists on the street wear a thick black cloak, with flashing expressions and sneaky looks.Hisoka also ran into a few familiar faces, all of whom were pure-blooded nobles loyal to Voldemort.

Hisoka was wearing a black wizard robe, and his calm and elegant appearance attracted many people's attention.He walked up to a shop with a big glass window, and was about to open the door to go in when he put a hand on his right shoulder.And almost at the same time, he turned around abruptly, his right hand had already grabbed the opponent's neck, the opponent was a noble-looking young man, his hand was frozen in mid-air, and he looked at Hisoka in astonishment.

Semiell?McNeil, a Death Eater.Hisoka let go and asked with a smile, "Hello, Mr. McNeill~?"

"It's McNeill!" McNeil was frightened by Hisoka just now into a cold sweat, he replied dryly, and then asked, "It seems that this is the first time I saw you here, Mr. Weasley, or in Bokin? In front of the Bork store."

"Because it's my first time here, Mr. McNeo~?" Hisoka shrugged.

"It's McNeil..." McNeil almost wanted to cry, he suddenly felt that correcting Hisoka's pronunciation of his surname seemed useless, this strange Death Eater named Weasley didn't care about his at all How to spell the last name.

Bokin?As a black magic utensil store, the Bock store is indispensable to black wizards and notorious to white wizards, and its owner, Borgin?Bock, no matter for the black wizard or the white wizard, is a bastard who wants to beat up in his dreams.When others come to sell things, he lowers the price; when others come to buy things, he raises the price very high.As soon as Hisoka and McNeill entered the store, the boss who was lying on the counter and counting Galleons immediately greeted him very enthusiastically: "Mr. Satisfied with the young gentleman by your side."

Hisoka ignored Bojin?Boss Bok's suit is close, walking up and down in the shop.There was a long row of glass display cases in the store, filled with some random little things, there were pocket watches, there were skeleton hands, and there was a black stone inkstone from the East.Hisoka looked at them one by one, and suddenly saw a tattered khaki notebook in the far corner of the display case.

Above is Hisoka's most familiar text: To those who have the same fate.