When Hisoka meets V

After Voldemort left, the professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts became the most tragic position in Hogwarts, and every professor was forced to resign for one reason or another at the end of the term.Therefore, Dumbledore raised the salary of this position a lot before someone came to apply for it, but the quality...is hard to say.For example, when Hisoka and the others were in the fifth grade, Professor Frozen, who was a businessman, could even miss the disarming spell.

— But, Merlin bless, at least he knew there was such a thing as the Disarming Curse (Snape's words).

Thanks to the idiot Rosen, all the fifth grade students did not perform well in Defense Against the Dark Arts in the OWLs exam that year.The first thing Macy said when she left the examination room was: "I'm going to kill that idiot Frosen." However, soon, the person she most wanted to kill changed from Frossen to "that mindless and hateful Porter".Because she was going back to the Slytherin dungeon, only to find James hanging Snape upside down from a tree and laughing at him loudly.Macy was about to draw out her wand and throw a few jinxes at the bird-headed Potter, but someone had already done it before her.

Lily Evans was talking with a few friends while planning to go to the library to find some books on herbal medicine for the next subject.In the end, he saw such an infuriating scene.She and Snape had known each other long before they came to Hogwarts, and she had always regarded him as a good friend.Lily was furious at James' repeated humiliation of Snape, so she immediately ran over, pulled James and reprimanded: "Potter, how could you do this, Sev is my friend!"

"Lily, that snot is a Slytherin!" As soon as James saw Lily, he threw Snape aside. She looked into Lily's green eyes, a little anxious, "Slytherins are despicable and treacherous, they You should be taught a lesson!"

Lily turned her face away and said, "Sev is different from those Slytherins!"

"Shut up, Mudblood! I don't need your excuses!" Snape's original deep voice rose a few degrees, with some impatience and hysteria that were different from before.With his words, Lily and James stopped arguing.Lily turned her head to look at him slowly, her green eyes were full of disbelief, then she turned around and trotted away.James gritted his teeth and cursed a few words, and then left.

Snape hung upside down from the tree, watching the back of them leaving, silent.

"Why did you call her Mudblood?" A curly brown hair came into his eyes, Macy held the wand and frowned at him, "I remember last time Buddy also called her Mudblood, you just give Buddy Take itching medicine."

Snape said nothing.

"Sev, I just hope you don't feel too much pain when you regret it!" Messi bit his lip and said.

Later, Professor Frossen was arrested by the Ministry of Magic for being involved in hiding dangerous black magic artifacts. When he resisted, he was hit by an Oro curse and was seriously injured and sent to St. Mungo's.He was lucky enough to survive at least a whole school year.During the summer vacation, the Hogwarts regents held an emergency meeting to hire a German wizard who had graduated from Durmstrang as Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.Dumbledore had no objection to this, even though he was drinking pumpkin juice and thinking how irresponsible Voldemort was, after all these years the curse was still unresolved.

The young wizard of German origin was Bellario Wovilet.When Hisoka visited Germany with Voldemort, he met a flirtatious boy like Malfoy in Durmstrang. He also just graduated from school with top grades and helped Voldemort do a lot of things in Germany. He is young and promising. It's just that I still haven't changed my habit of turning my head into a crystal ball, but I still use a strong-scented hairspray.When he finished his first class, Macy wrinkled his nose and said, "I think I saw a human flea." Foliage is a plant that makes people sneeze.

The young wizard was eventually consumed by Hisoka's hands.

Because Mr. Wovilet was released by Hisoka back then, he was frozen into a popsicle in the Durmstrang courtyard in the winter, and he did not wait for a duel, which made him hold a grudge for several years.Now, as a professor at Hogwarts, he had a chance to avenge his shame.However, this also made him live in St. Mungo's within two months of teaching, becoming the fastest-consuming and most miserable one among the previous Defense Against the Dark Arts professors.

Yes, Mr. Wovilet once again challenged Hisoka.She originally thought that with her years of hard work and the combat experience she had gained after graduation, winning should be very easy.As a result, he was half-dead, and was only half-breathed when he was sent to the hospital wing. Madam Pomfrey used countless precious potions to hang him, and then he was transferred to the St. Mungott ward. .Of course, Wovilet is a person who wants to save face. He didn't say who was the culprit who made him into such a miserable appearance, but only said that he was attacked by a large monster.

As a result, Hisoka ≥ a large monster quietly spread among a few insiders.

The seventh grade was going to take the NEWTs exam, and Macy went straight to complain to her father.For the sake of his daughter's achievements, Master Lestrange united with several directors to put pressure on Dumbledore again.Old Deng had no choice but to send an elite member of the Order of the Phoenix to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts.This elite is not an idiot or a brat, but he is quite a professor, and he teaches well.But he was born in Gryffindor, so he naturally has some prejudices against Slytherin students, and he likes to find fault with snakes.One day, she caught Hisoka who never handed in papers.

"That's why Lord is the professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts, and the others are idiots." Sophia said with a frown as she looked at the new professor who was going to let Hisoka demonstrate the Stunning and Petrification Curse.Hisoka's Muggle fighting skills are enough to kill an adult wizard. This is already a well-known secret in Slytherin, but this elite is still in a hurry to find guilt.

Facts have proved that Hisoka is really a tough character, and before the Christmas holiday, this professor elite gentleman was consumed in his hands again.