When Hisoka meets V

1. The mystery of Hisoka's whereabouts

Acura are everywhere, especially hunters.

Hisoka, one of the golden triangles shining in the Hunter World, miraculously disappeared after a bathtub tragedy in a guest room in the Sky Arena.Originally, not many people dared to pay special attention to this BT, but on the second day of the game, this invincible master of the main building level did not show up for a long time.Everyone felt very strange, Hisoka stopped fighting, is the end of the world coming soon?

The owner of the Sky Arena wiped off the cold sweat from his forehead and went to Hisoka's room to knock on the door, but no one responded.

Where did Hisoka go?Where the hell have you been? !Where are you going, Boss Hisoka, so I can leave a note for you? !There are so many spectators who bought tickets to watch your game, I can't afford to provoke you, old man!With a groan, the boss of the tragedy felt that sooner or later his sky arena would be offered a trembling plate of mapo tofu by those lunatic audience, and maybe there would be a streaking man with a muscular back and a muscular waist to protest!

When the news that Hisoka strikes and sees through the world of mortals and hides in the mountains to become a good monk comes, the young couple Xiaojie and Qiya are living a happy life on Whale Island ever since.Xiaojie was sitting on the protruding tree roots by the pond to fish, Qiya was lying under the roots, with his hands behind his head, and he was taking a nap with his eyes closed.Suddenly, Qiya's phone rang, and the cute silver-haired cat lazily opened its eyes and took out the phone, saying, "Moxi Moxi?"

"Qiya, Hisoka is missing." Kurapika's extremely calm voice said on the phone, "It was said on the Internet that Hisoka fell in love with someone he shouldn't love, and after being ruthlessly rejected by the other party, he couldn't bear it." After suffering the blow of broken love, he became a monk and became a monk.”

"..." Qi Ya looked at the blue sky above his head, was speechless for a long time, and said, "Do you believe it?"

"..." If Kurapika really believed in such a thing, he would have spent so many years of reading books in vain.Even Leorio...

"Qi Ya! Did you know? Hisoka was rejected by your elder brother. He couldn't bear the blow of broken love, so he went to become a monk! Your elder brother suddenly realized after Hisoka left, that big BT in clown costume is him The true love in my heart, so I followed it!" Leorio said.

"..." Qi Ya suddenly felt that overestimating Leori's IQ was simply a big mistake in his life, "Who did you listen to?"

"I saw it on the Internet!" Leorio said very excitedly, "A woman who claimed to be the only one who knew the inside story of Hisoka's disappearance posted a post on Dan X Station, and many people followed the post. It seems that [-]% It's true."

"..." Qi Ya felt that if Leori's parents knew that their son had the courage to visit the porn site, they would be pleased.

After hanging up the phone, Qi Ya was very tired.Just when he was about to squint for a while, Xiaojie, who had been concentrating on fishing, jumped off the root of the tree. He sat beside Qiya and asked, "Qiya, who called just now?" Looking at Xiaojie with a curious expression on his face Looking at the baby's appearance, Qiya teased him with a smile: "Kurapika and Leorio said that my elder brother eloped with Hisoka."

"Eh?" Xiaojie Doudouyan said, "Then what should Kurolo do?"

"..."

The next day, Kuroro, a high-quality and beautiful young man, was confirmed by an insider. After living in a double-dwelling place in Xisuo River, he was unwilling to be lonely and ran to get involved.Since then, the three best have lived a happy life...

After Qiya learned about this from Kurapika's phone call, he patted Xiaojie on the shoulder and said earnestly, "Cherish life, stay away from obsession."

2. Looking for Il fans

After it was reported on the Internet that Yi Ermi and Xi Suo had eloped, the first person who beat the enemy Hakka to get the news was not the chairman of the family, nor his wife Ji Qiu.It was the second young master who beat Mi Ji, a famous Hakka homeboy.In fact, Mi Ji doesn’t often browse the BBS online. Although he lives in a house and has N computers running all the time in his bedroom, they are all for the running maid RPG game. That one, the window is always a variety of hand-made shops on a well-known shopping website.

At that time, Mi Ji was trading with the shop owner, planning to buy a life-size figure of a maid.The shop owner is a very lively girl, the two of them were chatting, when the other party suddenly sent a web link, Mi Ji clicked on it without thinking.那是一个页面华丽的论坛，靡稽瞟了一眼觉得没趣，正打算关掉网页的时候，忽然看见角落一行标题：揍敌客大少爷与魔术师的情深虐恋。

Mi Ji immediately fought a cold war.

But after reading the content, Miji is no longer a matter of fighting a cold war.Elope with that BT in the department!The Second Young Master, who seldom visited the forum, felt that the situation was serious, and immediately notified his father Shiba.Xiba didn't care much at first, but seeing the flustered appearance of the second son, he reluctantly called the eldest son and assigned a new task by the way.It's just that no one answered the phone for a long time, which made Xiba feel a little strange. The number he dialed was for Yier fans to discuss business. on the phone.

Xiba called Wutong again and asked if the young master called him to pick up the task.Butler Wutong replied: "Master Xiba, Master Yiermi hasn't called for three days."

Master Shiba was shocked this time, did Yiermi really elope with Hisoka?Co-author I have raised my son for 24 years as a wife for nothing? !

Master Shiba became furious when he thought of this, and he waved his hand: "Look! Find that boy Yiermi for me! You must not take advantage of that yin-yang boy of Hisoka for nothing!" Having said this, he snorted heavily, "He kidnapped Hisoka back to beat up the enemy Hakka."

Soon, Qi Ya found out about his elder brother's disappearance.He was thinking about whether to go back to the Republic of Batokia to help find his big brother who was always frightening and playing with him, when Xiaojie was already packing his luggage and shouting: "Qi Ya! Let's elope!"

——So, cherish life and stay away from procrastination.

3. God Loves the World

The Bible says that God loves the world.

Therefore, in order to add a little fun to the ordinary life of the world, the gods superimposed this world and that world into a pot of assorted hot pot.Vegetarian has become meat, and meat... is still meat.

Master Rowling put an enoki mushroom into her mouth, and asked the extremely obscene man next to him, who was chewing pea flour: "Faithful, what kind of person is your Sisuo? I am afraid that he will turn the world I created into a plate of mapo tofu, by the way, judging by the current situation, he has been torn into a pile with the villain boss of my world, what should I do?"

"You should be glad that he didn't have anything to do with the protagonist. Your protagonist's name is Harry. If my Hisoka takes a liking to him, he will die." Fu Jian gritted his teeth and said, "I'll send it to you here." I went to three, Hisoka, Ilmi, and Kuroro. I won’t say anything about the other two, but my Ilmi went to Saint Seiya! I won eight yuan from Masami Kurada a few days ago. Afraid, put on small shoes for my Yier fan in a fit of anger."

"Fuck you, Fu Jian!" Masami Cheda pointed at Fu Jian angrily while holding the chopsticks, "I'm not as low-class as you, always opening the skylight!"

"I'm willing to do what you want!" Fu Jian was triumphant and very embarrassed.

"Well, I can't eat this assorted hot pot anymore, look at him! If he has the ability to fill in the hole he dug, "Hunter" is updated once a year, how dare he!" Che Tianyi Shaking chopsticks, standing up and preparing to leave, Rowling, Oda, Xu Fei and other great gods hurriedly got up and made peace. "What are you arguing about? Do you still want the plot?" Hideki Sorachi, who has always been very calm, said, "For the eight yuan thing, I will give you Chatian, and you will give me Saga to play Elizabeth. My Gui needs a pet like him."