When Hisoka meets V

Hisoka chose the three elective courses of Protection of Magical Creatures, Divination, and Muggle Studies. There was no big reason, but he heard from the seniors that these three courses were easy to pass.Especially for the Muggle Studies course, because there are very few students taking this course, the professors generally lower the standard a little bit. This "little bit" is the 80.00% excellent rate.

Hisoka was the only Slytherin student who took this subject, and Macy, Snape and Lucius all knew that this guy was trying to get a good certificate in the fifth grade CWLs exam, so they didn't say anything.Only Lucius, who was defeated by Hisoka for the 130th ninth time at the poker table, sneered: "Muggle research? Do you have anything other than playing cards in your head? Although Muggles are as good as playing cards, People feel sick."

Sitting next to her, Miss Macy was enjoying the black tea brought by the house-elf of Hogwarts, while she said slowly: "But Senior Lucius fell 130 nine times on such a disgusting thing."

The platinum boy was hit hard and rushed towards his fiancée Narcissa. Snape raised his head from a pile of high-level potion books and coldly rolled his eyes: "This is your 130th time to visit Narcissa I'm looking for comfort from my senior." As a result, the platinum boy instantly petrified, and Narcissa looked at him with a smile, as if she was looking at a naked statue of David.

Compared with the jokes of the more intimate people, the other little snakes are very puzzled that this tough and BT second-year chief has chosen a Muggle studies class. They don't think there is anything good to study about Muggles. What about the research value of babo tuber pus, which is compulsory in CWLs without taking herbal medicine class?Hisoka resisted the pressure and became the first Slytherin to sit in the Muggle Studies classroom in 100 years.

The professor of Muggle Studies is a middle-aged lady surnamed Butler. She is wearing a white round-neck sweater with a lavender-shaped purple brooch pinned to the neckline, and a black tight skirt underneath. Knee, only calves exposed, wearing black high-heeled shoes, her brown curly hair is all coiled behind her head, with a somewhat formulaic smile on her face, she is a strict London Office Lady attire.

Facts have proved that Ms. Butler is also a very strict professor, very similar to Professor McGonagall. Once in class, she requires students to keep quiet in her class, even discussions are not allowed. After class, they must focus on the content of the class. Writing a fifteen-inch paper, the news caused all the students in the classroom except Ravenclaw to wail, and Hisoka was remorseful. He had just heard a Ravenclaw sitting next to him say, The good-tempered old professor in the past has resigned. The current Butler was born in Ravenclaw. Before that, he was a staff member of the Muggle Liaison Office of the Ministry of Magic, known as the "Old Hag".

"My dad said that Butler's papers were the longest when she was in school, so she won't let us go." That Ravenclaw sighed, "Maybe fifteen inches is the shortest .”

"I don't need to write a thesis~" Hisoka smiled.

But, soon, he couldn't laugh anymore. In the first class of Muggle studies, Ms. Butler talked about the history of Muggle wars.From the period of King Arthur in the 40th and 1000th centuries AD to the Second World War in the 25s and [-]s, after she made a brief summary of the war history of more than [-] years, this class has also come to an end.Putting away the lesson plan, the lady said with a very serious expression: "The history of Muggles is inseparable from wars. From this we can see that Muggles are stupid, greedy and extremely selfish. Please go back and learn about Napoleon's Battle of Waterloo." Take defeat as an example, analyze the reasons for the defeat of a generation of heroes, write a [-]-inch paper, and hand it to me in the next class."

"But...Professor Butler, didn't you say that you only need to write a fifteen-inch paper?" A certain Hufflepuff spoke weakly.

"Stupid!" Ms. Butler's sharp eyes were like a gleaming dagger, and she stabbed the poor little badger fiercely. "Fifteen inches is just the basics. If you want to pass the CWLs in fifth grade Good grades, just give me more than this basic! Besides..." She glanced at the smiling Hisoka, and said, "Before I came here to teach, the kind Professor Sprout told me that someone who has The privilege of submitting papers. However, after he walked into this classroom, all privileges no longer exist, I need it very much, and I will see his papers in the next class! Class is over!"

After this class, Butler became famous at Hogwarts. All the students who took the Muggle Studies class wished they could find a way to get a time-turner, and go back to the class selection to end this nightmare.

What makes the family even more horrified is what lies ahead.One day, after teaching Voldemort how to jinx a giant five-legged monster, he assigned ten inches of color as his homework.A certain Gryffindor raised his hand and said that he was still burdened with Professor Butler's [-]-inch thesis and the three-day closure of Filch's office. Could Professor Voldemort cancel this assignment. Professor Voldemort smiled slightly: "Believe me, boy, I am definitely stricter than Professor Butler." He immediately changed his face and said coldly, "If you doubt the authority of the professor, Gryffindor will deduct ten points. In addition, the homework is extended to Twenty inches."

This incident was like a number zero. From then on, all the professors at Hogwarts changed to a strict line. Even the kindest Professor Sprout extended his homework by five inches. For a while, Hogwarts was miserable Call again and again, mourning everywhere.

After lunch, Hisoka and Snape returned to the Slytherin common room, only to find that the mini noble tea party, which was going on all the time, had turned into a dull reading salon.As soon as he walked down the stairs, he heard Batty and Leslie howling, and the little snake, who was lying on the ground and writing on the parchment with no aristocratic image at all, was yawning and complaining Today's paper is lengthened again.Lucius even shouted: "Sissy, is your ancient rune paper finished? Let me copy it."

"The recent professors are all doped." Snape turned his head to Hisoka and said, "As far as I know, your privilege of not submitting papers has been revoked by that old hag Butler."

"Yes~?" Hisoka twisted his waist.

"So, you have handed in papers these days?" Snape was startled.

"Of course~" Hisoka said cheerfully, "I added ten points to Slytherin, how will you reward me, little Sif? Well, why don't you help me do the potion homework next time~?"

"Please ask Dean Voldemort or Prefect Lucius for the reward in this regard."

Of course Hisoka would not ask Voldemort for a reward, because Voldemort wrote his essay. Voldemort was indeed very knowledgeable. He even dabbled in the history of Muggle warfare. The paper he wrote made that old hag Butler laugh like a sunflower, and he even gave Slytherin ten points.If Hisoka twisted and asked for a reward in front of Voldemort, the angry professor would definitely scold him and lose the automatic quill ever since.

"Little V, it's not good to be angry~" Hisoka smiled, and raised Voldemort's chin very frightenedly, "This is one of the conditions I put forward to join the Death Eaters, you are very happy, little V." Did you agree~?"

Voldemort was indifferent to someone's teasing him, he just narrowed his blood-red eyes, "You joined the Death Eaters just to have a gunman write a paper for you, to be honest, Hisoka, you are a wonderful flower."

"Did you win the prize, little V~?" Hisoka laughed even more.