When Hisoka meets V

June [-]th was Hisoka's birthday, but he forgot about it as much as the Quidditch final.

The end-of-term exam will be held at the end of June, so the students who usually spend their days just playing ball and chasing girls and breaking school rules have changed their usual lazy appearance, holding a few big bricks and eating until the sky is dark, the sun and the moon are dark. This is how exam-oriented education is. It’s not that important whether you do well or not, the key is to see if you do well in the exam. Before the exam, you can hold your feet and get a pass to avoid being ripped off by your parents. As for the later—who cares so much!

It was only at this time that Hisoka realized the tragedy of being a student. Even though he usually didn't have to hand in papers, and he was accompanied by his dear little Sif in Potions class, it didn't mean that he could pass the final exam in vain.Other professors may let him go during the written exam, but there are two professors who will never open the back door for him. One is Professor McGonagall, the dean of Gryffindor who is known for being fair, and the other is It's Professor Voldemort who always loves to find fault with him when he has nothing to do.

Ever since we met […] naked in the Forbidden Forest that day, Voldemort knew that he was actually an adult mentally, even the knowledgeable Professor Voldemort couldn't figure out why an adult suddenly shrank into a child.After sweeping the restricted area of ​​Hogwarts to no avail, he reached out to the library of his old friend Abraxas Malfoy.You know, the Malfoy family is a noble and ancient pure-blood nobleman, and every Malfoy is keen on "showing off coquettishness and artyness" [Voldemort's words], so there will never be fewer rare books and so on than the Hogwarts library .

For this situation where the emperor was not in a hurry and the eunuchs were in a hurry, Hisoka smiled.After a certain class, he went to Voldemort to copy books as usual. He obediently wrote on the parchment with a quill brush, while Voldemort was reading "Essence Transformation: Mutations Originating from the Soul" that he found from Malfoy's house. , while drinking the anti-fatigue potion honored by the nobles in his hands.Suddenly Hisoka raised his head, his red eyes filled with smiles: "Professor, thank you~?"

Voldemort immediately lowered his face, put down the book and the potion, and said, "I won't give in to you in this final test, Mr. Hisoka, after all, you are an adult, and you won't be able to test children who are only eleven or twelve years old." , isn't it?"

"..." Hisoka made a bun face, "Little V, are you so annoying~?"

"..." Voldemort's forehead was throbbing with veins, little V?What kind of broken name is this!

So, Professor Voldemort sent a message, if our dear Mr. Hisoka Weasley fails to achieve O in the final test of Defense Against the Dark Arts, during the summer vacation, he must take the first-year Defense Against the Dark Arts textbook, Quentin · Trimble wrote "Dark Forces: A Guide to Self-Defense" copied fifty times.

Hisoka said aggrievedly after hearing the notice, "Professor Voldemort burned all the textbooks~"

"Welcome to Lihen Bookstore very much." Professor Voldemort replied in this way.

Lihen Bookstore definitely has Professor Voldemort as a shareholder!Many Slytherin snakes silently slandered.

So, like most Slytherin snakes, Sissosan temporarily became a pseudo-Ravenclaw, and gave up after reading the key points of the exams over the years.He really wasn't the stuff to read.

Those with good homework, such as Snape and Macy, still lead a leisurely life.

Snape's talent for potions became more and more remarkable. This kind of talent is impossible for a Muggle wizard to possess. Therefore, many little snakes used their family connections to investigate whether there was anyone with the surname Snape in the pure-blood family, but the result surprised them. Disappointed, let alone pure blood, Hogwarts has never had a surnamed Snape in the history of admissions.

Slughorn said in his lectures to senior students that there was only one other student with such talent in his teaching career, besides Snape.That is the last hope of the Prince family who produced countless excellent potion masters, the granddaughter of Hedriga Prince, Irene Prince.

"Speaking of which, Irene and Severus are quite similar, with the same pale skin, and they are not very talkative." Touched, Slughorn sighed.

The speaker was not interested in the listener, and the well-trained students quickly found out the life of Irene Prince.She is unremarkable among the many young ladies in Slytherin.After Hedriga's death, the eldest son Nate took over the Prince family.Nate is a man with no talent for potions and no courage. He let his brothers argue about breaking up the family, and the family quickly became torn apart. In the next ten years, there was no one special in Prince. A man of potions talent.Such Prince was quickly forgotten and gradually declined until Irene was born.

Irene, known as "the last hope of the Prince family", disappeared after graduation. Some people said that she fell in love with a Muggle and married him.

Snape did not express any opinion on this blatant investigation, but Macy showed the anger that a lady should not have. She even smashed a person who asked her for Snape's mother's name with a textbook of Charms. The senior senior, and sarcastically said: "When did the noble and elegant Slytherin become like the stupid and arrogant Gryffindor, full of such disgusting curiosity about other people's privacy!"

It's not about curiosity, by the way.Everyone knows the importance of a potion master, and every family wants to use it for their own use. Of course, it is necessary to have a comprehensive understanding of this person to determine how to win over this person, Messi The reaction of many little snakes puzzled, and Sophia Beaver said with a smile: "Messi is called caring and chaos."

Hisoka thought on the sidelines, could it be that the little girl is really interested in little Sif?But almost everyone knew that Snape was still in close contact with the flower of Gryffindor, and Macy was likely to be engaged to Regulus, the second son of the Black family.

After morning classes on June [-], all Hogwarts students gathered in the central hall for lunch.As soon as Hisoka finished half of the steak, Sophia put a few big bricks next to him and said, "Dear Chief Hisoka, happy birthday."

Hisoka took her hand, pressed a kiss on the back of it, and said, "Thank you for the gift, Miss Beaver."

The first gift Hisoka received on his 12th birthday [pseudo] was a set of "The Complete Works of Shakespeare" from Sophia Beaver. I don't know how sacred Shakespeare is. After flipping through it, he sighed: "This Shakespeare must be a pure-blooded aristocrat~ His speaking style is exactly the same as Senior Lucius~?" Then, the platinum boy furiously said that this is Malfoy's noble way of speaking, how can the lowly Muggle be able to compare it?And threatened to strip Hisoka Damn (Weasley)'s hair to make a broom.Of course, this is for another day.

Before Hisoka had finished his lunch, Blanche the owl delivered a package to him, and it happened to hit Barty Crouch next to Hisoka on the head. Sophia covered her mouth and laughed a few times, using Lu Xiu The Si-style aria said to Batty: "Ah! My love! My wife! Although death has sucked the sweetness of your breath, it has not yet the power to destroy your beauty. You have not yet been conquered by him, you On her lips, on her face, there are still rosy eyebrows and eyes, never let the gray death occupy..." [Note ①] Batty said with a dark face: "Dear Sophia or Romeo, you let me die."

The little snakes around laughed a few times, and Hisoka also smiled and opened the package.It was a birthday present from Frege and his wife, a silver "H" brooch, with a small silver and green intersecting snake in the middle. The top of the head is set with a very small diamond.

"Merlin's cotton underwear!" the surrounding Slytherins exclaimed, "I can't believe this is a gift from Weasley!" It's not that they look down on Weasley (although they really look down on him ), it's really because Weasley's [Poor Ghost]'s name is too famous, is this really a Weasley who can't wait to split a flower in two and has used a second-hand wand for seven years!

Hisoka smiled, and put the brooch on his chest. It was the first time in his life to wear such a "mother" thing, especially with a fake diamond on it!

Hisoka wore the brooch to Voldemort's office at night.In the Slytherin common room just now, he opened the presents until he was soft-handed. He was very popular, and the little snakes were very generous, and dozens of presents were thrown into his arms.

Messi gave him a gold pocket watch with a fox face on the watch cover, because the little girl said, Hisoka laughed very treacherously, just like a little fox; Batty gave him a pair of glasses, which are said to be He secretly found a joke product in Hogsmeade, which can control the focus of the eye, and it is specially used for cheating in exams; Lucius, the platinum nobleman, gave him a bottle of shampoo that is said to be specially designed for Malfoy, which can make the hair smooth and smooth. Every platinum aristocrat is as soft and elegant, making countless ladies scream crazy (you can go to advertise...).

Even Sif threw him a bottle of potion, saying it was to treat the aftereffects of the brain being overwhelmed by the troll (actually, it was to relieve fatigue, poor little professor...).

The most frustrating thing among them was the clothes Narcissa gave him, a bright red cheongsam with high slits, a sleeveless design, and the neckline was embroidered with atmospheric cloud and dragon patterns with gold thread.Narcissa said that her sister brought it back from China a few years ago. She thought the color matching was too Gryffindor, so she kept it on hold. "Sisuo's hair color matches this cheongsam very well, so I give it to you." Narcissa said so.

It is indeed very suitable, but...the attributes don't match~? When Hisoka came to Voldemort's office, the professor said to the point: "Why are you wearing a fake diamond?"

"There are no real diamonds to wear." Hisoka spread his hands.

Voldemort directly threw him a dark purple velvet box. Hisoka opened it and saw that it was a silver bracelet surrounded by pieces of sterling silver. Suo's hair color is exactly the same, and there is a small "H" in a very inconspicuous place on the silver plate.

"Yo~? Little V, you really have a heart~?" Hisoka smiled with narrowed eyes.

"If you call it that again, you'll just have to copy the book a hundred times." Someone narrowed his red eyes and said dangerously.

[Note ①.This line of Sophia is taken from Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet", the last paragraph of Romeo before he died in love. This paragraph is very long, so I will not post it to avoid suspicion of word count.In addition, Batty's answer is also taken from Juliet's words before she woke up, saw Romeo died next to her, and then decided to die in love.

"Cut a Galleon into two halves", I saw this sentence when I was watching Tianwang's "HP is Born Noble", it is very loving, it was said by Draco, so I will quote it here.In addition, I sincerely recommend "Born Noble", I have been chasing it for several months, it is a very good article, DM/HP to. 】