When Hisoka meets V

There is a saying in Gryffindor, who advertises "courage", that in the seven years at Hogwarts, a man who has not experienced night tours is not a man; a man who has not swam the Forbidden Forest is not a real man.For hundreds of years, countless Gryffindor boys have embarked on the road to conquer the Forbidden Forest in order to prove their courage and courage (the most important thing is to show it in front of girls), and the result is... Courage I got the certificate, but I lost my college points just like that...

——This is why Gryffindor, which has trained countless passionate and excellent wizards, is always at the bottom of the academy cup at the end of each semester.

The Forbidden Forest, located to the west of Hogwarts Castle, is a large spooky forest.According to school regulations, students are not allowed to enter the Forbidden Forest.The Forbidden Forest is full of dense and tall trees, covering the entire sky.Among them is the "Whipping Willow", a tree that does not like to be touched. If it is touched, it will attack people.However, there is a knot on the tree, just press it, and the Whomping Willow will stop its activity, allowing people to pass safely.There are various monsters and magical creatures in the Forbidden Forest, such as werewolves, centaurs, unicorns, spiders, etc., which are very dangerous. [This paragraph is taken from Baidu Encyclopedia] When I first entered the school, some seniors who had experienced night tours told the new students about the Forbidden Forest.At that time, Hisoka really wanted to go to the Forbidden Forest to take a look.As a result, I forgot about it the next day.So, from the beginning of school until mid-April, the word "Forbidden Forest" never appeared in his mind again.Knowing that at lunch today, they heard that the foursome of Gryffindor broke into the Forbidden Forest, and were caught by the night watchman Hagrid, and fifty points of the house were deducted.

Hisoka looked towards the Gryffindor long table, and sure enough, James and Sirius, who were usually extremely arrogant, were crouching at the corner of the long table like pickles at this moment. James' face was painted, and Sirius' head With a bandage on.Remus, who was sitting next to them, was not injured, but his face was very pale, and Peter was still curled up in a ball, like a mouse...

Hisoka was like, why not just go to the Forbidden Forest to play, since I haven't exercised for a long time.

Hisoka's night tour experience can be described as quite rich.After entering Hogwarts for more than half a year, he touched the top and bottom of Hogwarts, and found out those secret rooms and secret passages. He has visited every corner of Hogwarts, and not once Spotted by Housemaster Filch and his obnoxious black cat, Mrs. Norris.

When the night tour became boring in front of him, the Forbidden Forest became his next pastime goal - he couldn't let him spend time playing poker every night.

The herbal medicine class in the afternoon is about a plant called "fluorescent grass".After Professor Sprout asked everyone to record the first-level growth cycle of fluorescent grass, he let everyone go back and write a paper on the use of fluorescent grass.Hisoka didn't have any worries about the thesis at all, but when he came out of the greenhouse, he found only Messi by his side.Macy pursed his lips to one side, he looked over there, and saw the red-haired Gryffindor Flower talking to Snape, and Snape's face could already use the word "steel blue" To describe.

"It's the first time I hate a Gryffindor who is close to Slytherin so much." Macy snorted.

"Yeah, is Little Macy jealous?" Hisoka smiled maliciously, "Does Little Macy like Snape too?"

Messi's little face suddenly collapsed, and he turned aside: "How is that possible, Master Hisoka, stop joking." While they were talking, the Gryffindor foursome had already rushed forward to find Sneaker. Pu is in trouble.The way James yelled with paint on his face was quite joyful, and the fierce look of Sirius with a bandage on his head made people want to laugh even more.It's just that Mr. Snape couldn't laugh anymore, because James Potter, the impulsive stupid lion, had already pulled out his wand and used the "Flying Curse" to control a stone and smashed it hard on the back of his head.

Snape clutched at the wound, feeling warm, viscous fluid dripping from between his fingers.With cold eyes, he scanned the Gryffindor foursome, his face full of disdain and sarcasm.Hearing Lily's nervous cry, his cold sarcasm was replaced by a wry smile, he covered his head, turned around, and prepared to leave.He's a Slytherin anyway, and Lily, a Gryffindor.

"Sev! Your head was smashed, we have to go to the hospital wing and let Madam Pomfrey bandage your wound." Lily ran to the front to block his way, with obvious worry in her voice.But he didn't want this girl's worry...and pity.Without saying a word, he was about to pass Lily and leave.A haughty female voice sounded: "Slytherin doesn't need Gryffindor's hypocritical sympathy, it's disgusting."

Lily's face turned pale in an instant, and James shouted even more: "What right do you have to say about us, evil and despicable Slytherin viper!"

Macy passed Lily directly and looked at James, with Slytherin-like arrogance and disdain in her dark brown eyes. She raised her voice and said in an almost sharp tone: "Despicable? You acted like four against one Is it extremely noble? In other words, the four of you are not Gryffindors of the so-called [fairness and justice], but the wisdom of mandrakes stuffed in your brain, and you throw snot at people as an insult Brainless troll!"

"You!" Sirius, who was used to being flattered and flattered, directly pulled out his wand and planned to attack Messi.

However, Messi raised his wand faster than them and shouted: "Tarantella dance!" A blue light quickly hit Sirius' chest from the wand, Sirius was stunned, and the wand in his hand began to shake Shaking, and his own legs, tap danced uncontrollably.

Seeing this, James also drew out his wand and pointed it at Messi.

"Tarantella dance!"

"Big stick for front teeth competition~?"

……

It's just that, before he could utter the spell, two blue lights had "swished" into his chest. Almost at the same time, James' front teeth began to grow uncontrollably, and he, with this pair of elephants, Incisor, I went to dance for Sirius.

Remus frowned, Peter shrank even more behind him, Lily's face was ugly, and Snape looked at the two guys with wands, "tss", but paled There was clearly a smile on his face.

Hisoka put away his wand with a smile on his face, and said to Snape, "Little Sif~ This spell is pretty good~? Can I play it often in the future~?"

Snape looked at the extremely long front teeth and extremely ugly James, his face twitched slightly.

Snape, who came back from the medical wing, also had a bandage on his head, just like Sirius.Senior seniors said that this is a symbol of a man, and there must be some scars or something to be masculine.Snape felt that the medical wing was really not a place for people to stay... Merlin's suspender fishnet stockings, why does Madam Pomfrey, who looks so gentle and lovely, have violent tendencies like Hisoka's BT .

"That's why you're stupid." Messi sat on the sofa in the Slytherin common room, holding a small folding fan with delicate lace fans in his hand, frowning and counting the bandages. You, you don't fight back."

"..." Snape said nothing.

"Don't want to fight in front of the lovely Miss Lily?" Macy snorted, "I don't know what Lily Evans is good about."

"...she's fine." At last, Snape finally choked out a sentence.

"..." The corner of Messi's mouth twitched. Sure enough, do people in love have zero IQ?

"And..." Snape paused, "except for potions...you know, I can't attack them with black magic."

Macy was stunned, and decisively slapped his fan: "Who said potions can't attack people? You pour all the failed potions made by Gryffindor on them, and they will peel off their skin if they don't die! Sif , you have to have confidence in yourself, Potter and Black, all go to hell!"

As soon as she finished speaking, Lucius, who had been sitting on the sidelines watching the "Daily Prophet" from beginning to end without saying a word, looked up at Macy, smiled and said in an aria-like tone: "Lovely little princess Lestrange , if I remember correctly, you should have a marriage contract with Regulus Black, the second young master of the Black family, and you should get engaged in a few years..."

"I'd rather marry Barty Crouch!" Macy wrinkled his nose and said with disgust, "Regulus is two years younger than me."

At this time, Barty Crouch, who had just come to the common room from the dormitory, happened to hear this sentence.He widened his eyes in horror, pointed at Messi hesitantly, and said, "You, you want to marry me?!"

"Good idea! I'm talking about Barty Crouch I, your father!" Macy rolled his eyes in a very unladylike manner, and after scanning the common room, he frowned and asked: "Sisso What about my lord?"

Snape: No idea.

Lucius: I don't know...

Barty Crouch: Just now... I seem to have seen him go to the Forbidden Forest. Did he feed Hagrid?

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