When Hisoka meets V

It is a foggy morning.London is known as the city of fog, and the mornings in winter are often filled with thick white fog.This kind of weather couldn't be more normal.Hisoka was sitting on the bank of a river, looking at the towering Gothic building opposite through the thick fog, with a strange smile on his immature face.

Childish, yes, childish.

He didn't know what happened, but after dropping a rotten apple that wasn't gorgeous at all in the Sky Arena, he returned to his room on the [-]th floor to take a shower.It is his habit to take a shower after a fight. In his words, the wonderful feeling when the hot water runs across the sweaty skin is incomparable no matter how much you take off.And his good friend, the paralyzed Yiermi who beat the enemy Hakka with poor taste and flew around with nails, said: "You are so stupid, if you die in the bathroom, I won't send flowers."

I knew that this damned miser wouldn't even pay the price for a bouquet of flowers.

Well, this is of course off topic.In fact, he was taking a shower, and it was leisurely and comfortable.Then, the waterproof light in the bathroom suddenly went out, and Xi Suosang calmly prepared to open the door and go out, put on his pajamas, and then talk to the floor management about the power supply problem.However, because his glasses were not used to the sudden darkness, he slipped and fell into the bathtub.

In fact, the above situation is at best to let Il fans know that they will lose face in the future.He, Hisoka, never cared about his appearance. It can be seen from the fact that he can wear a clown costume and swagger through the streets. People have a thick skin to a certain extent, and they are basically fearless.He didn't care much about the bear he fell into the tub, but—

Why did you come here after climbing out of the tub? ~? Hisoka sat by the river and habitually put his right index finger on his lips, only to find something even more frightening—he became smaller.And not only the hands have become smaller, but the whole body has become like a child.Looking at my face in the water, my hair is still the same red hair, the glasses are still the same pair of red phoenix eyes, and the lips are still the same pair of thin lips, but the whole body has shrunk.

[Could it be a surprise attack by someone with a trait-linking ability using a trick similar to shrinking? 】 Baozi version Hisoka began to think, 【If this is the case, how should this place be explained?I have never seen such a building in this place. ] Hisoka was immersed in his own thinking from the beginning to the end, however, he forgot the most important thing - he jumped straight from the bathroom without any clothes on him!

In other words, Xi Suosang... ran naked...

"Ah! Rogue!"

A woman's scream brought him back from his thoughts, and he turned his head, only to see the back of a little girl in a lace princess dress covering her face and running away.Hisoka squinted his eyes, looked down at the white and tender body under him, and curled the corners of his mouth: "Rogue?" [This girl is so thick-skinned that she is used to streaking...] Of course, being called a hooligan is not Happily, when several ladies ran away screaming and carrying their skirts, Hisoka finally stood up and grabbed a small newsboy in denim overalls. Seeing that the two were about the same size, the newsboy panicked He kicked the man into the alley with his gaze.

After a while, a red-haired boy in a white shirt and black overalls appeared at the entrance of the alley.He straightened his clothes, then put the peaked cap in his hand on his head, covering the dazzling red hair, turned his head, and asked the naked little boy shivering in the corner with a smile: "You know Where are the playing cards?~?"

That smiling face and the child's cool and soft voice made even an ordinary newsboy feel the danger, so he shrank back even more and said tremblingly, "The grocery store...is selling..."

"Grocery store..." The red-haired boy rubbed his chin, then flashed a double-eyed smile at the newsboy, "Thank you~ unqualified little fruit~?" Then he twisted his waist and walked away.Although, for a little boy, the waist is an extremely vague concept...

Under the threat of murderous intent, the miniature version of Xi Suo Baozi successfully walked out of the store holding a stack of playing cards with a smile, behind him was the owner couple hugging each other and shaking.

Yeh Hisoka has no money and...besides being blackmailed by Il fans he hasn't paid in ages...

So, these days, business is difficult...

With clothes and poker, Hisoka has temporarily settled down.For him, sleeping on the street is not uncommon, his body is strong [don’t forget that he has shrunk]; he can’t die if he doesn’t eat [and there is a thing in the world called eating the king’s meal].Therefore, Xi Suosan is quite satisfied with the present.

After bouncing around this street twice, he understood his situation.

One, there are no hunters here, only ordinary people, and a few strange people in black robes; two, the language here is very strange, but I can understand it and speak it, even I can’t recognize it or write it; three, Muggles yes? Lord is? [Just heard what those strange people said] In summary, the atheist Xi Suosan feels that he has broken into a new world, maybe a game world like the Island of Greed that is based on real scenes and maintained by thoughts. , it may also be another time and space parallel to your own world.If it's the former, then it's okay to say, just collect the [Return] card and go back. If it's the latter... There have been many, many new small fruits for a long time [...] Thinking of this, Hisoka only felt in a good mood, and dropped a strange fruit for no reason. The gloom of shrinking body in time and space was swept away, and he began to sit by the river and play poker with himself.It was almost noon at this time, and people came and went by the Thames River. Hisoka's outstanding appearance and weird behavior attracted the attention of the public. He had just finished playing a game when he heard a shrill female voice shouting: "Son!" Then , his head sank into a soft mass.

... It was the first time that Xi Suosang, who had been in the Hunter World for more than ten years, felt his mind crash.

Can anyone tell him what that soft part of his head is?Oh, he didn't dare to think about it anymore.

"Son, my son." The woman finally let go of Hisoka's restraint, allowing Hisoka to see the formation of the female Bodhisattva.With long black curly hair, pale cheeks, and blue eyes, he should be in his 30s. If he has a son, he should be the size of a shrunken version of Hisoka.It's just... Hisoka never knew he had an old lady like this.Even if there was, it wouldn't be here.

"Alastor, my child, I have found you." The woman burst into tears as she spoke, and began to rub Hisoka's face with both hands.The corner of Hisoka's mouth twitched, and he began to wonder if he should take the courage to pick a fruit that was not considered a fruit.

However, this woman's hands were faster than his, and before he could move, she hugged his small body again, shouting: "Frege! Frege! I found Alastor!" The middle-aged man with long hair squeezed in from the crowd. When he saw his wife holding a strange little boy, he said helplessly, "Christopher, as I said earlier, don't hug other people's children. We Alastor is dead."

The co-author of this woman's child died, so she went crazy?Hisoka smiled sullenly, and withdrew his accumulated thought power.Even if it is possible to kill fruits that are not counted as fruits, he does not kill fruits that have already been lost.Forget it, let her hug her, tenet is much more comfortable than sitting on the ground.

"Frege, he must be our Alastor." Christo gently removed Hisoka's peaked cap, revealing a head of dazzling red hair, and the man named Frege also had a I was stunned for an instant.Actually Hisoka's red hair is not the same as his red hair.Hisoka's red hair was more lustrous, brighter like a blooming rose, while Frege's was a little duller.However, he still stepped forward in a daze and touched Hisoka's hair: "Alastor, my son..."

……

Is this couple out of order?

Hisoka didn't want to talk anymore, and the consequence of not speaking was that he was taken home by this strange couple.And this house is also quite strange, with a cylindrical building and unknown creatures jumping around in the garden. [This is called a goblin...] Hisoka has not recovered from these series of strange scenes, but the lady Christo who is holding him and refuses to let go has started to cry and say: "Since Allah After you left, Stowe, when you were five years old, I haven't found it such a pleasant thing to go home for a long time."

"..." Hisoka felt that he had to tell the lady to stop crying, his clothes were wet.

"Sorry, beautiful lady, my name is Hisoka, not Alastor~?"

If Hisoka said so in his adult appearance wearing a tight-fitting suit with his low and slippery moan, it would definitely make the lady forget that her husband was right next to him and stare at the tall and handsome man The young gentleman blushed. ——However, he is a bun now, and he is still a bun with red hair and a soft voice, as long as he is a lady, he will have a maternal instinct.

Therefore, Ms. Christo directly ignored the point of Hisoka's words, but rubbed his red hair and said, "Okay, baby, you will be called Hisoka Weasley from now on."