When Hisoka meets V

A dance party is a banquet that requires dancing, waltz, tango, you have to be the same, no matter how bad you are, you have to take a couple of steps on the dance floor with an opposite sex in your arms. Hisoka of poker, and Snape who was diligent in reading notes, it wasn't that no opposite sex came to invite them, but they all used the same excuse to shirk them: I have an early class tomorrow, and I have to go to bed early.

Girl A: But, is there any connection between dancing and morning classes?

Snape: ... (to put it simply, it is to look at people coldly, to make people retreat in the face of difficulties)

Hisoka: Dancing with such a beautiful girl, I will be too excited to sleep~ (With a BT-style wink)

In fact, all these are excuses.The truth is, neither of these two can dance.Hisoka never thinks that dancing can bring him any benefits. Can dancing a song bring small fruits from the sky?Can Da Guo be so moved that he fights with him?No, so why learn to dance?As for Snape, there were several reasons. His family conditions did not allow him, he was very quiet, and he didn't like this kind of "sports that are noisy and hugging without much connotation".Therefore, amidst the interlacing of cups and dancing shadows, two men sat alone in a corner, casting lonely reflections in the dim light. [囧rz] "Aren't Xi Suo and Xi Fu going?" The little girl Macy, who had finished dancing with the fifth-grade seniors, trotted over with her skirts in her hands, with an excited smile on her face, "Actually, dancing is very fun. .”

"Oh, what a good way to play? Little Messi, let me hear it~?" Hisoka smiled BT and twisted his waist.

"It's fun to watch people who can't dance make a fool of themselves while dancing." Macy plopped down next to Hisoka, all ladylike, pointing at a blonde girl in pink silk skirts, "That girl, Beaver The fourth lady of the family, like the Gryffindor stupid lion, has liked some weird things since she was a child. Not to mention dancing, she can't even sing a few words. The look on her partner Augustus Rookwood's face is so funny! You two don't stay like this, go dance too!" "..." Hisoka, who can't dance at all & Snape.

Until the last show at the end of the dance party, this person still didn't get off the dance floor.Macy was ashamed of the two of them, and came to pull him many times, and even Lucius said arrogantly: "Slytherin will not refuse a lady's request."

While drinking grape juice, Hisoka said to Snape, "Little Sif~? Why don't we go dance together~"

"No." Snape replied quickly and firmly.

In the last show, the prefect Lucius drew a list in a box, and whoever was drawn had to perform a show.Lucius dragged himself onto the stage, and bowed to the two professors: "Two professors, please draw a list." The two professors pushed back and forth, and finally it was Slughorn who drew the list.He pulled out a small note with a smile, and read the name on it: "Sisso Weasley!"

……

Everyone looked at Hisoka standing at the end, Voldemort narrowed his red eyes slightly, he wanted to see what that kid could perform, Hisoka walked to the center of the dance floor without any hesitation, and asked with a smile: " I'll perform a murder, can I?"

"..." Come and take this guy to St. Mungo's psychiatric department!

"Of course it's impossible~?" Hisoka said, and just as everyone breathed a sigh of relief, he threw another atomic bomb, "I'll cut people into pieces with playing cards, this is very fun , and it’s even more exciting, do you want to watch it~?”

"..." Dementor, where are you, throw this BT into Azkaban!

"How can this be~?" Hisoka smiled and twisted his waist, looked at the livid faces of the little snakes, and said, "I'll just sing a song, it's a nice song, everyone should listen carefully, if you don't listen, you're not good baby~?"

"..." Everyone's faces were full of excitement, brother, you can sing quickly, we have morning class tomorrow and we have to go to bed early!And Snape turned his head away in grief and anger: I don't know this person, please don't associate me with him! Voldemort just smiled without saying a word.

"Under the big apple tree

I found you~

Although I want to play with you

But you are still a little apple

basking in the sun

To be a great apple Yo!

So good, so good, such a good boy~

As soon as it turns red, it will pick you off immediately!

Wait a little longer~

Have we become good friends?

Hehehe...I really want to praise you well~

What kind of compliment would you say you like?

Hehehe...it seems too early to play poker

let me take another look at you

Hmm...what a look

So good, so good, such a good boy~

Come into my hands

I'll be waiting for you until then"

……

After the song, mourning was everywhere.It's not that Hisoka's songs are bad, but that he sings in Gothic language, which no one can understand at all...

The first class the next morning was Mrs. Hokie's flight lesson. In Mrs. Hokie's words, flying is good for helping students who are nostalgic for the quilt to quickly return to the real world.In fact, this is true. The students, especially the male students, were extremely excited in the flying class, dragging the school's tattered flying broomsticks, and enthusiastically discussing the upcoming second round of the Quidditch Cup: Ravencquer Law vs. Hufflepuff.

Hisoka's flying lessons were so-so.Although he is capable and curious enough, after all, he did not live in the wizarding world since he was a child, and his psychology is already an adult in his 20s.So flying skills are not very good.After the initial curiosity passed, he lost interest, and it was enough to keep the passing line for each test.Last November, the first Quidditch match between Slytherin and Hufflepuff was also watched by Messila. A group of people were flying around chasing the ball on broomsticks, and another group of people were waving flags and shouting below. , I lost interest after watching it for a while.

Among the Quidditch-crazed little snakes, he was definitely an outlier.

Another outlier is Snape. This guy's flying performance is the same as Hisoka's potion performance. It can be described in four words: appalling.In Lucius' words, Snape's flying class results were at the same level as those of Ravenclaw's nerds and Hufflepuff's idiots, which made Snape resent Lucius, The platinum noble was in a venom-squirting state for days.

What made Snape even more dissatisfied was that the best flyer among all the first-year students turned out to be that damned Potter!Heard the guy had been invited by the captain of the Gryffindor Flying team to join them after second year as the new Seeker.This made James terrified. Before Mrs. Hooch came, he rode the battered broom around in the air a few times, and when he came down, he held a rose and sent it to Lily Ewan. in front of Adams.

"It's so romantic!" Gryffindor started booing.

The Slytherins snorted.And Macy moved closer to Hisoka and Snape: "I bet ten silver Sickles on that fancy plastic flower."

"I think Potter stole it from Professor Sprout in advance." Barty Crouch also joined in, "I bet it's a Sickle too."

"Does Professor Sprout have roses? Bartini never cared about herbal medicine class." Sophia Beaver snorted, "This kind of flower is sold in Hogsmeade. You can buy it, it's cheap as hell, Potter must have bought it there, I bet a Galleon!"

"That much money from Sophiani? There must be a lot more, lend me some!"

"Sophia definitely has more than ten Galleons, I bet twenty silver Sickles!"

……

So, a good flight lesson turned into a Slytherin casino, and Lily holding the flower found that there were always many Slytherin snakes [accidentally] passing by her all morning, which made her Very depressed: what's going on?

But Hisoka and Macy, fearing that the world would not be chaotic, [comforted] their classmate Snape who was [dejected] because of [the sweetheart accepted another man's rose].Classmate Snape was so annoyed that he listed those two people as refusal to come and go, and then bored in the dormitory to study Potions and Defense Against the Dark Arts.

Hisoka didn't make a fuss for too long, and the last class in the afternoon was Defense Against the Dark Arts. Voldemort still had strict demands on everyone, especially Hisoka.He has long given up any expectations for Hisoka's thesis, and specially allowed Hisoka not to hand in the paper, but he must hand in short essays of about 100 words every day.This is much easier than the essay, Hisoka nodded in agreement.

"However, the content is up to me." Voldemort smiled very gentlemanly.

"Everything is according to the professor." Hisoka smiled very gentlemanly.

"That's good." Professor Voldemort said, "Write the song you sang yesterday in English and hand it in."

"..." Hisoka smiled so brightly that he was almost paralyzed.