When Hisoka meets V

It has been more than a year since the last time he ate snake meat. Although Hisoka is not picky about what he eats, he still does not refuse any delicious food delivered to his door.When the snake flew towards him, he thought that such a big python would be enough to eat a few meals.Hearing someone questioning again, he thought it must be the owner of the snake.There are too many people in the wizarding world who keep messy pets, Hisoka thought this way, although he really wanted to eat snake meat, he had better behave himself in front of the snake owner.So Hisoka stuck to the snake's head with "stretchable love", and threw the big silver snake that was rushing towards him aside, making a "boom".

And at this time, he only finished thinking about these thoughts in a flash, and he can only say that this girl's brain is spinning too fast.

After getting rid of the pet, Hisoka had time to see who the master was.Well, he is very tall, wearing a wizard robe inlaid with silver trim, his taste is more than one level higher than that of Old Deng. It can be seen that his figure under the wizard robe is a bit thin, but he does not look thin, but he can feel it. To the powerful force under this body.Long hair like black jade, hanging down the cheeks to the shoulders, fair complexion, the contours of the face are flawless as if meticulously carved, long eyebrows and thin eyes, the brow bone is very low, the red eyes are more deep, and the bridge of the nose is high, thin lips.

It's just such an overly delicate suitcase, but underneath it is an oppressive force like a raging sea.

Hisoka narrowed his eyes, laughed excitedly, his shoulders trembled slightly, he could feel the instinctive fighting intent emanating from his body, the desire to tear the opponent into pieces wandered through his limbs, he had no choice but to Unable to control it, the voice was lowered a lot: "Mmm~ it's really delicious~?"

The man glanced at him, did not show any emotion, just "hissed" a few times at the silver boa constrictor with its dead body on the ground, and the boa constrictor seemed to understand it, and swam to the man's side, and at the same time turned towards the man. "Hiss" a few times.

Seeing this interaction between a man and a snake, Hisoka was a little embarrassed: Which country's dialect is this?Hissing like this, Hisoka no longer felt like fighting, he relaxed his body, and looked at the man who was much taller than him with a smile on the opposite side.

The man looked at the boy who was still looking murderous just now, and asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?" His voice was deep and magnetic, with a hint of domineering, which Hisoka admired very much.

"Why should I be afraid of you~?" Hisoka twisted his waist, looked at the man opposite him frowning, and smiled brighter, "Is that snake yours~?"

The man looked down at the big silver boa constrictor rolling on the ground, and nodded: "Yes."

"Then did it lay an egg or something?" Hisoka twisted even more joyously.

"..." The man was silent for a while before he said, "What do you want to do?"

"Breakfast tomorrow~" Hisoka said, "Snake eggs are much better than eggs~?"

"..."

The big snake rolled even more fiercely, if someone else came, they would definitely see that the corners of the snake's eyes were already tearing up, but Hisoka didn't care about the snake at all.In his opinion, if you can't eat snake meat, you should settle for the next best thing and eat snake eggs. He doesn't think there is anything wrong with this at all.And the owner of the silver snake, a man with a good appearance, watched his pet snake crying and rolling in embarrassment, and said coldly: "Nagini is not destined to be a male snake."

[Voldy!I hate you! 】The big snake Nagini roared in pain, this is the pain all over her body.

And the culprit who caused this enmity between humans and snakes was a look of regret. He couldn't eat snake meat or eggs. He was too rushed these days. Suddenly he remembered something he had just overlooked and opened his eyes wide. With beautiful Danfeng eyes, he asked, "Sir, can you talk to snakes?"

... Is this kid slow-witted?

The man narrowed his red eyes, and said, "I'm a snake whisperer." After speaking, he looked at Hisoka who was puzzled, "Do you know what a snake whisperer is?" Hisoka shook his head honestly, the man's face was a little bit Twitch, how did this guy grow up to be 11 years old?

"Since you don't know, go check the information." The man paused, "By then, you should know who I am." He glanced at Hisoka's delicate face, turned around and walked into the secret room, " Interesting Slytherin kid, next time I won't allow you to refuse to answer your name." After speaking, the chamber of secrets slammed down with a "boom", separating the two of them.

[Voldy!I'm still outside, don't leave me, Voldy! ] Nagini, who was forgotten by the master and rolled around in the secret room.

Hisoka looked at the big snake rolling on the ground, and then at the stone door of the secret room in front of him.Sighing and turning around: "Hey, I can't eat snake meat or snake eggs, and I have to go to the library. Is he semi-literate~?"

[Voldy!Let me in, I promise I'll never come in when you're having sex again! Voldy! ] Nagini still shouting.

……

Therefore, when you take a bath, you must never put soap indiscriminately. This may cause you to fall into the underground bathtub, causing a bad relationship or brewing a tragedy.In other words, the well-known and easy-to-understand words: the gears of fate have begun to turn. 【The author beats himself】

After tossing around for most of the night, Hisoka was still in high spirits when he went to class the next day, and climbed out of the Slytherin cellar dressed up. Messi had already packed up and waited for him, so he was envied by everyone He started the first day of Hogwarts with the beautiful girl in his eyes.

Since the day before, none of the Slytherins, who used to look at people with their chins, dared to despise Hisoka anymore.Leslie is still lying in the medical wing, not to mention that he is now the head of the grade, don't you agree?Well, other people's fists are harder than your brain.

So, Surrounded by the first-year Slytherin freshmen, Hisoka bypassed countless stairs going east and west, and walked countless wrong paths. On the way, he encountered Peeves making troubles, and Hisoka passed through without raising his eyebrows. It walked forward, and the other little snakes hurriedly followed the leader, which puzzled Peeves.Therefore, there are only two ways to deal with a mischievous guy, one is to be more mischievous than him, and the other is to treat him as if he does not exist.

Hisoka directly ignored Peeves, who had caused headaches for countless students.

Hogwarts started the first class at [-]:[-] in the morning. When Hisoka led a group of little snakes to the Transfiguration classroom, it was only [-]:[-], when they found their seats and sat down, they found out that they were in the Transfiguration class with them. On the other side of Gryffindor, there was already a girl sitting with the same red hair, but the color was closer to the color of flames, she was petite, and her eyes were beautiful green.

Hisoka didn't pay too much attention to this girl, he sat in the last row, glanced at the phalanx of students in his college, and didn't find the little fruit Severus he had long set his eyes on?snape.

Messi on the side noticed that he was a little absent-minded, so he asked, "What's wrong with Master Hisoka?"

"Well, why didn't classmate Snape come?" Hisoka asked strangely.

Just as we were talking, some Gryffindor students came in from outside the classroom. Most of them had disheveled hair, yawned profusely, and their student robes were not neatly arranged. Some male students had eye dropsy in the corners of their eyes. The well-combed Slytherins were far away from each other, and the little snakes snorted disdainfully as soon as they entered the door.A few couldn't hold back and pointed at people directly and scolded: "You evil Slytherins!"

Is there any direct connection between Slytherin evil and mocking Gryffindor's dress taste?Hisoka shrugged.

When class was about to start, classmate Snape moved in slowly.Different from other well-dressed little snakes, he was wearing an ill-fitting half-worn wizard robe, half-length greasy black hair, and his facial expression was as gloomy as ever, which made the little snake who was proud of his college have superior taste They immediately turned black.No one bothered to talk to him.He didn't mind too much, and sat next to Hisoka, the only vacant seat in the Slytherin phalanx.

Hisoka doesn't care how bad a person's taste is - otherwise Il fans would have to wear a suit and tie every time they see him. For him, as long as he has good taste.Therefore, he was not indifferent to Snape, but smiled very brightly - just like an orchardist who finds that the fruit trees in his orchard are bearing small apples.

"Hmm~ My name is Hisoka~?" The fruit grower happily introduced himself to Xiaoguo.

"..." He turned his head and ignored his classmate Snape.

"..." The fruit farmer Hisoka was so wronged that he could only groan twice.

After the Transfiguration class is the Charms class. The professor is Flitwick, the dean of Ravenclaw. This gentleman is a little, er, lacking in height. He needs to put a few big bricks under his feet, and stands tremblingly on top of it and gestures with his wand Levitation spell.After Hisoka harassed Snape to no avail, he felt very bored. While yawning, he used "flexible love" to pull away the big brick from Professor Flitwick's feet. With an "Oh Merlin", the professor kicked his butt fell to the ground.

After a round of class, Hisoka was completely bored.Macy was busy building a good relationship with his classmates, Snape didn't give a damn about him, and the other first-year students were all unsightly rotten fruit.After handing the three-inch paper assigned by Professor Flitwick to a classmate whose legs trembled when he saw him, and asked him to do his homework for him, he wanted to go to the library to find out what the "snake whisperer" meant.

After thinking about it, Xi Suosang, who is semi-literate, thinks that he does not have the capital to look up information, after all, his education level is only above that of children.Si Suo San, who was in trouble, decided to ask his Hogwarts guide, Macy, directly.

"Snake whisperer?" Macy put down the paper he was struggling with, and stared, "Don't Master Hisoka know that this is Salazar? Slytherin's special ability."

Salazar?Slytherin?Could it be that that person is the ancestor of the Snake Academy?Hisoka was a little silent, he thought what he saw was a millennium zombie.

"But now the only one who has this ability is Lord Dark Lord." Macy became enthusiastic again, "That Lord is a descendant of Slytherin."

Dark Lord?Hisoka froze for a moment, then laughed, it turned out that it was "that person".