[HP] Dearest Enemy

Harry (turning over the script): I said, do we have to be like this?

Mouxuan: Oh, the readers are dissatisfied, so please cooperate.

TOM (closes the script and throws it aside): What the hell...

Harry: Tom, no swearing.

Tom: TNND, if you say you won't explode, then I will lose face...

Mouxuan: Ahem, what, Tom, we have to consider the tolerance of readers, your swearing will ruin your image.

Tom (angry): Come on!Why didn't you say it earlier, you old woman!

Mouxuan: TT is old, old woman?I'm still in school Tom...

Harry (pulls Tom by the collar and lifts him aside): We can't do violence to the author, or the end will be miserable.

Tom: ...Damn woman, hurry up and play whatever you want!I still haven't finished my thesis!

Mouxuan: Immediately, I will fix the lighting effects...

(audience seats)

Lance: Angela, you only bring sunflower seeds but no water, what should you do if you are thirsty?

Angela: You are the one who eats melon seeds, it's none of my business.Don't bother my wife to watch a play.

Draco: Hey, you two shut up, the show starts now.

Mouxuan: All right, everything is arranged.Let's get started.

(In the Chamber of Secrets, Uncle Harry and Young Tom are standing in front of the statue as high as Slytherin and talking to the ceiling)

Harry: Snakes hibernate, so let's not call out the sleeping ones, shall we?

Tom: What the hell are you trying to do by bringing me to this fucking place in the middle of the night?Tell me the truth!

Harry (glances at the script): I thought a lot about it on Christmas night, and you're right, boy, I shouldn't see you as that idiot who likes to slice himself up and disfigure himself.

TOM: Slicing yourself and disfigured idiots?who?

Harry: Ahem, digressing... Tom, you see, it’s not the case that you’re exhausting me all the time, and we’re not so wicked as to be damned, so don’t worry about me, okay?

Tom: Don't worry about it when you say it, be my NC!You don't speak clearly to others, just say let me forgive you, it's a good idea!

Harry: So tell me, what should I do?

Tom: Let me think about it first...

(Tom holds his chin in thought, and Mouxuan winks offstage)

Lance: Draco, do you see that the director is twitching and writhing around there all the time.

Draco (squinting): Isn't she your mother?ask me what to do.

Angela: (Sound of eating melon seeds)

Tom (looks up): What do you like to do, anyway, I don't want to forgive you...

Harry (grabbing Tom by the shoulders and forcing him to face himself): Tom, you can't do this to me!I have worked so hard to bring you up, and I have washed your diapers for two full years!

Tom (with flushed cheeks, pushing Harry's hand): Your uncle!Don't say such things casually!

Harry (unmoved): And your bad sleep has never been corrected. As your adoptive father, I have to say... (covered by Tom)

Tom (flushing with anger): Will you die if you don't say a few words?

Harry: ...

Mouxuan (pulling Harry and Tom away): You digressed, let’s go back and fight again, follow the script first...

Tom: My NC script, I'm only 15 years old, okay, you said you don't like puppy love.

(Draco and Lance in the audience exchanged glances silently)

Harry (whispering): 15 years old is not too young, you won’t come back after your youth~

Tom (glaring): Do you think they are all old monsters in their 30s like you?

Harry (glaring back): Not big or small Mouxuan: You are all masters, I won't bother you here anymore, I'll go back and kill you two.Sister, I don't abuse my body, I only abuse my heart, let's see if I can torture you two to death...

(Harry and Tom look at each other while grabbing the author's arm)

Tom: Sister calm down, let's just play well.

Harry: That's right, you adults don't remember villains, we will act according to the script, and you will be satisfied.

Angela (throwing melon seeds into Lance's hand): I'm so bored, I'll go back to sleep first.

Lance (handing the melon seeds to Draco): Come on, let's eat melon seeds.

Tom (throwing away the script with a cough): Do you think I'm so easy to deceive?

Harry (hands out): Since you don't accept my apology, I'll just go back and drink away my worries. (turn around)

Tom (reaches out and grabs Harry's sleeve): Hello!

Harry (turning head): What are you pulling my sleeve for?

Tom: You just leave as soon as you say, how embarrassing I am!

Harry: So what do you want?

TOM (blushing): According to the script.

Harry (the black line glanced at a star-eyed Xuan in the audience): All right. (Harry pulls Tom into his arms, bursting into tears) Dear Tom, I finally know where I went wrong, I shouldn't BALABALABALA...

Tom (with his face pressed against Harry's chest, struggling with his hands and feet trying to push someone away): Hmm...

HARRY (continuing to burst into tears): ... my Tom ...

TOM (continuing to struggle): Put...

HARRY (finally letting go of Tom): Will you forgive me?

Tom (weakly): Ken... Boss, please spare me, I'm about to be strangled to death by you...

Harry (helpless): Tom, the script Tom (glaring at Mouxuan): Forgive you... How can I say such a thing? Mouth!

Harry (smirking): Look, look, did you say it?

Mouxuan: You two!

Harry (curling lips): Got it. (Takes Tom's hand and puts it on his chest affectionately) Tom, forgive me, I will treat you well.

TOM (face twitches): I... I... I forgive you (voice fades out)

Lance: Draco, why does this action look so familiar?

Draco (rolling eyes): God knows.

(Suddenly everything goes dark)

Mouxuan: Awwhhhhhhhhhh power outage I hate you I can't see my KISS!

Lance: Director, did you forget to pay the electricity bill again?

Harry (in a low voice): Go fast, or you'll be caught by this silly woman again if you slow down.

Tom (annoyed): Damn you, don't treat me like a kid, I'll walk by myself!

Mouxuan: You two are not allowed to run away!Stop for me!