Old Liu

Old Liu wished so much that when he woke up, Comrade Lei Zheng was gone.He found a mother for their Daiyu, and from then on, the little girl put on a fluffy princess dress and embarked on the path of a lady.As a result, he opened his eyes and saw that it was a man with a broad and strong back, and he was still naked, and his hands and feet were sucked into the body of the person.

It turns out that when I sleep, I become a legendary octopus.

Old Liu reflected on himself in this way, and took a look at the wallet he hid in the pillow. Fortunately, the money was there. He first put the money on his chest, sighed contentedly, and stuffed it back into the pillow to hide it. Push the person next to the pillow: "Hey, wake up, it's time to go home."

The man impatiently turned over and pressed him down like a hill. Lao Liu was so pressed that he couldn't breathe, and shouted like a fish on the shore, "Die!" Lei Zheng kissed him. The corners of his lips smiled, and he went to the bathroom.

This damn beast, early in the morning, is as hard as a pillar, sooner or later, premature ejaculation and impotence...

But that smile is really sexy, it really is a vixen who specializes in seducing people, could it be that he has worked hard for several years in the world of mortals, but has never met true love.Old Liu thought wildly, amused himself.

After breakfast, Lao Liu asked Lei Zheng: "Can you butcher pigs?" The pig butcher in the market is short of people, and he can't do the murderous work by himself, this kid is very powerful, just right.

Lei Zheng raised his eyebrows: "No."

"Do you know how to dissect fish?" A few days ago, Daxi asked me to go to him to do it, specializing in dissecting fish and scraping scales, no academic qualifications required, this MB is just right.

Lei Zheng gave him a sideways look, no.

"Kill the chicken head office?"

Lei Zheng just rolled his eyes, you asked me to kill a chicken?

Old Liu is angry, he only seduces men, is he not starving to death?Lao Liu was thinking in his heart, this kid is probably relying on me, figure it out, it is you who cheated on me, not me who prostituted you.I have a oil bottle, and I have another soft food, oops, why is my life so miserable?

Lei Zheng didn't know what Lao Liu was thinking. He thought that he was planning the lives of the two of them in the future. He was very happy and hurriedly said, "I have money, so I can support you."

It is said that an excellent mb can earn tens of thousands a night, hey, am I rich?Lao Liu has become obsessed with money again.

Lao Liu pretended to be calm and said: "Speaking is not proven, seeing is believing."

Lei was running into the bedroom, and after a while there was a wallet in his hand, Lao Liu was ashamed, isn't this the one he hid?How did he find out again?Lei was pulling out a card from it: "There are hundreds of thousands in it, and the password is..."

Old Liu Le's eyes were shining, and he took it with both hands, looking over and over again.

Lei Zheng had no choice but to: Forget it, first look at my color, then my money, when will you start to look at my people?

Old Liu found an excuse that didn't look like an excuse, and ran to the ATM to check the money in the card, so many zeros!Old Liu Shu's heart was full of elation, and when he was happy, he began to get angry, took a stack of money, first repaid the black widow several thousand, and bought something for Xu Xiaoming to apologize.Xu Xiaoming looks really good, delicate and beautiful, but his temper is too unbearable. After picking up something, he stretched out his hand and threw it downstairs, saying: "That man looks good and has a good temperament. Why do you like him?" Old man? Wake up, I will introduce you to someone of the same level another day."

Where does the dead MB have a good temperament?With a gloomy face, wearing old pajamas with faded colors, at best, at best, he is just an ordinary young man.

The bald head also said beside him: "The watch on his hand is worth tens of thousands."

It must have been given by a guest, Lao Liu thought, why did this rich and fair little duck find me, an old man?What's the conspiracy?Could it be that there is some treasure map hidden in my house?

Lao Liu’s house is not big, and it has a history of decades. He knows exactly what is hidden in every corner. Their Adai likes to throw the big cockroaches that have been shot into his shoes. Said: "Dad came back from stepping on the corpse, did you beat the black widow?"

After returning home, he was suspicious, and first looked at the old porcelain vases in his room, which were produced in 1978 or local; what about the furniture?There is no ancient wood of agarwood, and he doesn't know if there is any, just a few broken cabinets, and there are still missing arms and legs.

Old Liu poked his head into his cabinet and sniffed: ah, bah, the mouse is eating, drinking and messing in there again.

Lei Zheng saw him sniffing here and there like a flea, and felt happy: I really picked up a treasure, so I texted back to his father: Lively and cheerful, loves labor, she is the kind of daughter-in-law in your mind.

Lei Zheng threw away his mobile phone, hugged the cursing person from behind, and blocked the mouth that couldn't live in peace for a moment. The two kissed tenderly for a while, and Lei Zheng sighed contentedly.Lao Liu felt that he was very much like the stray cat at the intersection who was full, so he could only meow and meow, and couldn't help laughing and said, "You can't catch mice for me."

Lei Zheng said, "My dad wants to see you."

It’s not a good thing for this homosexual to see his parents. Either he was beaten by a mandarin duck and cried father and mother, or he was begging you to let my son go with tears.But the words are soft-spoken and short-handed. Lao Liu, a poor child, has never seen so much money in his life, so he is not willing to let go, so he pretends to say, "I am busy these days and have no time."

"Stop working, I will support you."

Don't say such a sentence suddenly, my heart can't stand it.I'm a fucking big man, do I need you to support me?He doesn't just talk here like he looks like.Old Liu smiled and said, "I'm timid and afraid to meet my parents. Besides, I'm a bit older than you. Your parents won't agree. Let's do it quietly."

Hey, quietly, I promise you will tell you to bother me and hate me within five days, talk about relatives, it's not a woman getting married, let's just be gay, okay?

Lei Zheng laughed: "Our dad won't dislike you. I told him about your situation. He said that a key can open a lock, so I should find someone like you."

Listen, how did this become a father?No wonder he raised such a careless child.That tone, even our dad used it, it probably won't happen.Old Liu was still struggling there: "Xiao Lei, you see we haven't known each other for a few days..."

"Five days! We've known each other for five days!"

"Wow! I just don't want to see you, I don't want to see you either..."

The rabbit was in a hurry and bit people. The old rabbit was in a hurry and jumped out and yelled.But when he saw Lei Zheng showing that ferocious and terrifying expression again, he hurriedly lowered his head and stared at his toes, crying and crying, I summoned some kind of evil spirit to go home.

Lei Zheng saw Lao Liu's aggrieved look, like a little daughter-in-law, and couldn't help but leaned over to kiss the tip of his nose: "Be good, my dad won't kill people casually." "

Kill... kill... kill?Lao Liu wants to cry but has no tears. Are you from Hong Kong?

One night, when Lao Liu went to the bathroom in a daze, he heard Lei talking on the phone inside. His voice was very displeased: "If you don't obey me, just kill him. One or two lives will be lost. Do you want to disturb my sleep in the middle of the night?" Liu only felt cold all over his body, and was so frightened that he choked back his urine, so he hurried back to bed and lay down. From then on, he was even more afraid of Lei Zheng.He didn't know that Lei Zheng was just joking with the secretary.