Conquer the world

where?

The last time I brought a lot of people back from a different space, I wanted to try to travel through time and space, and bring my concubine to my own world to play, but unfortunately it didn't work, so I don't want to go to other places. It also caused a lot of trouble.

At eight o'clock, give lectures to the subordinates, asking everyone to take "one emperor, two worlds, three representatives, and four concubines" as the guiding ideology. You must call Gu Xiao himself "the boss" and not the little shou. "brother".

Thousands of subordinates were moved to tears, and unanimously expressed that Comrade Gu Xiao should be the core, and that money should be given to Gu Xiaohua, meat should be given to Gu Xiao, and officials should be given to Gu Xiao (but the emperor is already the biggest official. , Is there anything bigger than the emperor?) If there is a girl to go to Gu Xiao, (I don’t know if the four wives in the family will agree?) If there is a danger, if you go to the enemy, even if the whole family is dead, you can’t Let Comrade Gu Xiao lose a hair (nonsense, if Gu Xiao hangs up this book, can he still write it?)

At 08:30, I went for a walk outside the city alone, and met the mountain king of Tianlang Mountain, and a gun battle broke out.This shootout takes up half of this chapter, and the more prominent words include "grassy", "forest", "follow the vine", "gasp", "groan", "congestion", "huge", "close", etc. wait wait wait.

Fortunately, the battle ended with King Tianlang Mountain fainting.

At 09:30, the first fierce gun battle ended, and a wife was accepted.

Ten o'clock and wife No. [-] were wandering around the edge of the forest. They accidentally encountered an ancient mythical animal, a grass mud horse, a seven wolf, a princess Mononoke, and two elf princes. They bit their fingers and dripped a few drops of blood, and they established a contract.

Therefore, Gu Xiao became the greatest king in this world and known throughout the universe.

Back at the camp at 10:30, only wife No. [-] was fired, and there was a gun battle with Princess Mononoke. Two wolfhounds of Princess Mononoke appeared and wiped out everyone.

The gunfight ended at [-] o'clock, and a wife was accepted. After a long time, Princess Mononoke was actually a man, a man who disguised himself, and he was the most beautiful man in the fantasy world.

Wife No. [-] just came back, feigning anger.Looking at Gu Xiao angrily, he decided to ignore him.

Gu Xiao finally has the domineering aura of a king, at least his wives won't curse him, they just obediently follow behind him!

So they quickly showed their "dominant spirit", all the wives were overjoyed, they unanimously expressed that they didn't care how many men and women Gu Xiao had, and would concentrate on dealing with Gu Xiao, as long as Gu Xiao had them in his heart.

After dinner, I went to the magic school to study. When testing the magic power, I broke the crystal ball. It is said that it is No.1 in history.

When I met the same students who came to study, I accidentally couldn't accept 3 students. "According to the historical records of the future empire, Gu Xiao and his three wives met in a certain school on a certain day of a certain year in the Bright City. The wheel of fate has already started to turn, and no one can stop it.

When cleaning the school library at one o'clock in the noon, I found a secret room. Under the "very coincidence" that everyone often sees, I got a collection of green vegetables and cabbage books, a copy of Lingbo Weibu, and an ancient magic book (it is said to be Haribo I left one) and one book without words (actually, it is a notebook left by modern people, and I haven't had time to write.)

Participated in the school martial arts competition at 01:30 noon and successfully entered the final.In the final with the villain, Comrade Gu Xiao was tortured. With only half of the seven souls left, past life, previous life, previous life, previous life... life, future life, future life, future life All the memories of later generations came back to life, a flash of light flashed in his head, excruciating pain, Comrade Gu Xiao finally stood up, and killed the villain with the world's most terrifying move "Monkey Stealing Peach".

At two o'clock in the noon, Lord Gu Xiao dressed down and went to the pet shop to buy pets. He actually wanted to go and have a look!Because the wallet was stolen, the boss looked pitifully, and gave Gu Xiao two eggs that had been thrown in the trash can for decades and could not be sold.

Gu Xiao was overjoyed, thinking that he could eat poached eggs this time when he went back, but in a "very coincidence" (a coincidence is a coincidence, I'm used to it anyway) the egg hatched two chicks, which turned out to be ancient black and white double dragons, second only to The God of Creation, the two chickens blew at Gu Xiao. Gu Xiao gained 3000 years of skill and defeated the invincible opponent of the universe.

02:30 Gu Xiao ran into Lucifer's eldest daughter on the way back to the camp. It turned out that she was here to snatch the black and white Ssangyong (chicken?). First there was a fight, and finally a gun battle.This shootout still accounts for half of the chapter, please refer to the first shootout for keywords.Finally, I got an inside message that Lucifer was the illegitimate son of the Creator God.

Freely

The shootout ended at [-]:[-] p.m., and another wife was accepted.In the process of buying watermelons, Comrade Gu Xiao respected the old and loved the young, he was not deceitful, he was not intimidating, and he did not jump in line, which moved the people around him.So a man who followed and investigated Gu Xiao jumped out and became Gu Xiao's dog-headed military adviser. Gu Xiao gave him the Art of War, and later the ancients called him Zhuge Liang.

At 03:30 when he met Diren, Gu Xiao repelled 512 assassinations by Dalu's top ten killer groups, killing and wounding 2012 enemy bandits.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, Gu Xiao accidentally fell into a cave while freeing himself from the edge of the cliff, and had to repair a Sunflower Book (I used it to wipe my ass when I thought it was boring. Since then, the Sunflower Book has been missing from the eyes of the Sunflower Book, causing future generations to compete for the Sunflower Book, the most precious. The place has been wiped, so people in later generations rarely know the saying that if you want to practice this skill, you must first come out of the palace), a sword to kill demons and demons, ten million bastards, and a few turtles that have been around for ten thousand years, eat them and grow 500 years of skill.

At [-]:[-] p.m. After dinner, Gu Xiao discusses with military advisers and generals about recruiting troops, city construction, food procurement, and fighting against the invasion of the demon world.

At six o'clock in the afternoon, Gu Xiao encountered the number one killer in the killer world, and a fight broke out. Later, it was discovered that the killer had been renamed as a woman, and a gun battle ensued.I don't know why he suddenly hates women?

At seven o'clock in the evening, the vigorous gun battle ended, and a wife was accepted.

A total of more than [-] female killers were recruited into the intelligence department.Later the paparazzi was formed.

At eight o'clock in the evening, Gu Xiao learned from the Cultivation Book that eating sweet potatoes can increase mana power, so he traveled through time and space and went back to the supermarket to buy a bag of sweet potatoes. A cat and a dog are one for each person. After eating them, their skills will increase greatly, and their strength will be close to those of gods, demons, immortals, dragon people, half-dragon people, goblins, demon people, human monsters, beasts, and beasts are not as good as:  …

At nine o'clock in the evening, Gu Xiao fought with all his wives. Because he was alone and outnumbered, in desperation, he resorted to the ancient magic --- God's clone method, and a clone appeared, and then appeared again... Moaning... ...advance...OO...O,OO...

Helpless!

At ten o'clock in the evening, at the critical juncture, the army of the Ultraman Empire attacked at night, including 1 little monsters. Why did the two most incompatible races in this arena unite? Why?

In his rage, Gu Xiao used the ultimate magic "Sister Feng's Kiss", killing and injuring more than 20 people, scaring more than 50 people into unconsciousness, and scaring 29 people into stupidity. The remaining [-] enemies were forced to retreat.

At [-] o'clock in the evening, the ultimate boss Lucifer appeared. Gu Xiao exhausted all kinds of combinations of magic, fighting qi, true qi, inner qi, and the inner alchemy was still lost, and he was beaten to death by Lucifer.

Lucifer: Hahahaha, poor human being, no matter how powerful you are, you are nothing more than a mortal, and your strength is only one ten-thousandth of mine.

Gu Xiao gave him a supercilious look.

How dare you seduce my subordinates, and don't seduce me!You wait to die!!!

faint! !

group for you

Gu Xiao: "You forced me, you forced me, I have to use the last secret weapon, don't blame me!"

(The subordinates around you are dizzy! According to our side, it has been a monster for ten thousand years. He has even seen my ancestors, and he still seduces and rapes me!) If you still have any urine, just spill it! !

The entire screen slowly faded, and a beam of white light fell on Xiaoqiang. Xiaoqiang slowly turned around and said to the camera: "Everyone, I want to tell you an unprecedented and earth-shattering inside news, that is: Lucifer It's an illegitimate child!!! Hahaha"

A burst of explosion blasted Xiaoqiang out.

The camera switched to Lucifer, and his face turned from white to red, from red to blue, from green to green, and he covered his face and yelled, "It's over, this kind of thing is known, it's too embarrassing Already!"

The body tilted, foaming at the mouth, hanged up!

Gu Xiao fell to the ground, even though his body was covered in dust, he still made a V shape, wow!If you win without fighting, you can record a large amount of your own glorious history.

At zero o'clock, the exhausted Gu Xiao fell asleep, and continued to hang up and automatically repair the level before going to bed.

But just as soon as he fell asleep, within 3 minutes, his brain nerves were in a fugue, and he was suddenly woken up by someone.

"Gu Xiao, wake me up. Where did you go in your dream? What's your name? I had to hear it in my palace. I thought you'd seen a ghost, yelling about whether to bomb or not?"

Slowly opened his eyes, and looked at the few people in front of him in a daze, why are they all there?

What are they doing here, isn't he a king in another world?How do you sleep here?

"What were you doing just now?"

"Who are you thinking about?"

"Why are you so excited?"

"Say."

Involuntarily four voices came, Gu Xiao shrank back in fear, he couldn't say that he was daydreaming!such a pity!

Once in love, you want to retreat, but someone pulls you back.

"Hmph, we'll punish you if you don't tell me."

"No."

Gu Xiao shrank back in fear, he knew what they were going to do, but don't do it, okay?People are afraid!

Midsummer Night After the Extra Ending

First of all, after watching this, you will know what the final ending is!

On a night with a full moon shining brightly, the great stepmother Gu Xiao 01!

Quietly came to a gorgeous room, after a mysterious smile, stretched out his hand and opened the door.

Unexpectedly, before walking three steps into the house, a thunderous roar came: "Damn, who poured water on me?"

"Haha, stepmother! Splashing water is the one who likes you!" A beautiful figure appeared in front of everyone, and turned on the light in the room.

Immediately, lights filled the entire room.Everyone backed away in surprise.

Gu Xiao 01 was furious, looking at the group of people in front of him, handsome and beautiful, all of them are dragons among people, they are simply the best among people.

"Which of you splashed water on me?" Gu Xiao 01 glared at the group of handsome guys in front of him, it's disgusting!Although I was happy in my heart, there was still severe pain in my body.

"Hehe, aren't you happy that our stepmother threw you at you?" Fang Tianya smiled and stepped forward, holding a broken bowl in his hand, and he didn't know where he picked it up.

"But, who of you poured me with hot water?" The anger was so extreme that it was simply unreasonable.

Everyone was silent, and they all backed away with dark faces. Everyone knew that the stepmother was very, very hungry and angry.

"Who did you do it, stand up for me." Gu Xiao 01 shouted at the group of best in front of him.

Immediately, everyone took a step back at the same time, except for Leng Qingyu, who was famous for his calmness, and the leader of the Demon Cult stood there motionless.

"It's not me", it was only then that he came back to his senses, Leng Qingyu, who was designed by others, pointed at himself helplessly, and looked at the stepmother in front of him with very calm eyes.

"Get out of the way, it's definitely not the coldness of a wise man." Gu Xiao 01 pushed Leng Qingyu away, and turned his gaze to the few people behind him.

Long standing still, Fang Tianya hiding from the snickering, and Gu Xiao and Ye Tianyu hugging each other.

Gu Xiao 01 slowly pointed at the calmest and most shocked person and said, "You stand up for me, why did you pour hot water on me?"

Immediately, everyone looked at the pointed person with puzzled eyes, not understanding how this great stepmother found out who had poured hot water on her.

"It's not me, it's really not me." Gu Xiao pointed at himself and said.

"Fortunately, I gave you the same name, you are a small sample, all niggers know your thoughts, and you are said to be a great stepmother—me."

"Mother, I was wrong. I know I was wrong. Fortunately, you are fine! Then forget it! You are the greatest stepmother. Except for you, no one in Putian is great, don't you think?"

Then he turned around and stared at the people behind him.

"You all come here." After finishing speaking, he ignored Gu Xiao, turned around and walked to the highest position to do a good job, he was like a queen, but unfortunately no one was interested in her.

Everyone sat down one by one in a row, namely Leng Qingyu, Long, Gu Xiao, Tianyu, and Fang Tianya.

The five neatly formed, Gu Xiao 01 nodded in satisfaction, and looked at the five good boys with a light smile.Very proud.

"To apologize to me, because of what Gu Xiao did, the remaining four of you are responsible." Gu Xiao 01 smiled mysteriously.

"why?"

"What the hell?"

"how do I say this?"

"court death"

At the same moment, four voices sounded together, Gu Xiao 01 stretched out his hand to cover his face, and said with a light smile.

"As long as you sever ties with Gu Xiao, I won't trouble you."

"Why do you want to sever ties with me?" Gu Xiao looked at his stepmother puzzled.

"Think beautifully"

"What bullshit are you talking about?"

"how do I say this?"

"court death"

Four voices came again.

"That's fine." Gu Xiao 01 easily settled such a simple question.

"How do you want us to apologize?" The four of them spoke together this time, and it seemed that they had a tacit understanding.

And when all this happened, Gu Xiao was quite puzzled, he tilted his head and wondered why what he said had a lot to do with him, and he didn't know what the stepmother was going to do?It always feels weird.

"How many of you listened?"

Gu Xiao 01 smiled mysteriously, "In order to repay the readers for their support over the past few days, my mother has decided to reveal a little secret to you personally, and this secret is the result of voting by many readers, and everyone wants to know."

"What is it?"

Gu Xiao 01 showed a mysterious smile, and turned to look at the private person in front of him.

"This is your answer. I'll give you 10 minutes to answer immediately. If you don't want to wait for me, you can forcefully separate, and I will never see Gu Xiao again."

After Gu Xiao 01 finished speaking, he smiled mysteriously.

The four people off the field saw the paper in their hands, and after reading clearly the words on the paper, they blushed immediately, black lines on black lines, and none of them had a good expression.

"Time begins!" Gu Xiao 01 shouted loudly.Immediately, the four people off the field began to write in a hurry.

"What are you doing?" Gu Xiao walked behind Gu Xiao 01 and said.

Turning around, he gave Gu Xiao a mysterious smile, stretched out his hand fiercely, and took out something, Gu Xiao's eyes suddenly shone brightly.

"Here, go out and buy me two ice creams at the corner outside, don't forget the change!"

"Oh..." Gu Xiao vowed and went out with ten yuan.

Ten minutes later, Gu Xiao 10 shouted happily.

Only then did Xiang Xiang stop, and looked helplessly at the words written on the paper. At this moment, no one's face was still dark, completely rosy.

Holding the four pieces of paper in his hand, Gu Xiao 01 said loudly, "Okay, all the readers' questions will be revealed at this moment. Who is 0 and who is 1 between you and Gu Xiao? How do you spend the most beautiful night market? of?"

Gu Xiao 01 read loudly, the people below were already extremely angry.

"Next, I will reveal to everyone, first of all, Fang Tianya."

Immediately, Fang Tianya in the audience blushed and lowered his head.

"One day...before, Gu Xiao asked me with wet eyes, 'Darling, uh, what I want to do, will you agree to me?' Of course I replied: 'Of course, baby.' While taking off each other's clothes impatiently clothing.

The next day, I heard my own horrible screams from upstairs.Gu Xiao, who was buying breakfast downstairs, shook his head and said, "The man is really duplicity, he asked me to do everything he said yesterday! Today is just him?"

"Haha, I didn't expect Fang Tianya to be the first person to be counterattacked, hehe, what about Ye Tianyu, my super beauty?"

Someone off the field started gearing up.

I hugged Gu Xiao and said, "Gu Qin, please don't draw turtles on my face when I'm sleeping in the future, okay?" Gu Qin hugged me even tighter and said, "Darling Yes, I will listen to whatever you say. Who made me love you so much. "

The next day, I really didn’t find the turtle on my face, and when I was happy that Gu Qinqin was so obedient, I heard Gu Qinqin next to me say: “It’s a good thing you reminded me yesterday, let me find the turtle drawn on your face.” The lower body is more three-dimensional."

"Next is Leng Qingyu, the Leng leader."

Gu Xiao said to me, "We have tried all kinds of positions, let's play S today!" I heard Gu Xiao yelling excitedly to me on the seventh floor, "Sweetheart, quickly take out your baby, I'm about to jump off the stairs. It's said in the book that this kind...is the most exciting, I think it's quite suitable Both of us. You must catch me. For this reason, I fainted for seven days, and I was knocked unconscious!"

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"I didn't expect that Leng Qingyu's coma was like this back then! Hehe, come on, come on, let's continue to see the ladies in the palace.

Immediately Gu Xiao 01 turned to Long's words, but he didn't expect that it was the one who talked the most.

One day, Gu Xiao stayed in the room for a whole day and refused to come out, which made me very anxious.Facing the door, I tentatively asked, "Xiao, are you feeling unwell? Did you eat too many oranges yesterday?" I only heard Gu Xiao sobbing in the room, "No, no... yes! Dear Yes, you, or... find another lover! I'm afraid... I'm afraid I'm not good enough for you!"

The more I listened, the more I felt that something was wrong, and while knocking on the door, I comforted him, "Xiao Xiao, come out quickly, and make it clear in person!" Gu Xiao continued to say in a very nasal voice, "It's useless, doctor Said, there is no help!"

As if I wanted to understand something, I hurriedly said, "Don't worry, you're terminally ill, and I won't leave you alone." Suddenly there was no sound inside, so I rushed into the door, and Gu Xiao pointed at his face Scar, which was about the size of a pockmark, shouted: "The doctor said that the acne scar on my face will never heal. Do you still want me as an ugly monster?"

what is this?I held Gu Xiao's hand, and said hopefully, "Xiao Xiao, do you really love me?" Gu Xiao was shy and refused to speak for a long time, but I cleverly asked an indirect question: "If I change As someone else, can you still recognize me by your feeling?" "Of course!" Gu Xiao immediately gave me an affirmative answer.After listening to Gu Xiao's answer, I couldn't help hugging Gu Xiao, and at the same time shed tears.

Gu Xiao was puzzled and said, "Why are you so excited, even if your appearance has changed, your severe beriberi is rare in the world, how can I not smell it?

I was dizzy, this is the most serious dizziness, everyone in the world knows that I don't have beriberi!Sad!

Putting away the paper in his hand, Gu Xiao 01 looked at the four people in front of him with a light smile, and sighed deeply.

"It seems that you are destined to be his wives!"

The four of them nodded helplessly, and immediately fell limp and fell to the ground, none of them sat down.All fainted to the ground, severe coma.

"I'm back." Gu Xiao stretched out his hand and opened the door to come in. When he saw Gu Xiao 01, he went up and handed over the ice cream he just bought.

"One for each person," Gu Xiao 01 said with a light smile, and by the way reached out to take the recovered money and put it in his bag.

"Where are they?" Gu Xiao asked puzzledly without looking up to see those four.

"Go out to buy ice cream." Gu Xiao 01 said with a mysterious smile.

"Oh." Without thinking too much, Gu Xiao ate his own ice cream.

But he didn't know that there were four people falling asleep not far from his feet.

The end of the episode

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