Conquer the world

Seeing Situ Qing'an leaving gracefully, Gu Xiao smiled, a little happily, from the bottom of his heart Gu Xiao felt that Situ was a very good person, and he should really thank him.

Maybe my future road will be a little difficult!But as General Situ said, once a person wants to achieve something, he must do it, otherwise he will regret it. Gu Xiao doesn't want to regret it, so he has to do this thing!

"Thank you, Situ Qing'an!"

Turn around and run towards the destination, ha ha!The fun is about to begin.

The emperor returned and became a good emperor who loves the people like a son. This is a happy thing for everyone. In the early morning, many ministers looked at the emperor who was high above him. The serious look is really the king's demeanor. Worship for a while , praise of praise.

"Hail Your Majesty"

"Your Majesty is so handsome, you are among the dragons and phoenixes!"

"Your Majesty is an honor to our country"

Gu Xiao who was sitting high was helpless, he glanced at Situ Qing'an, the first of the many courtiers in front of him, and his eyes met, Gu Xiao expressed his helplessness, it seems that these ministers bowed their heads to him now.

Gu Xiao was thinking about how to speak about himself, but an old minister with a white beard stepped forward and played in unison.

In my memory, this seems to be the first time I went to the court to report to the minister, what position he was in, Gu Xiao really couldn't remember.

"What's the matter with Ai Qing?" Gu Xiao said with a light smile, completely looking like an emperor, no, he is indeed an emperor now and he is doing it properly, safely and securely, there is nothing to care about.

"Your Majesty, I don't know if Your Majesty remembers what the old minister said. Please rest assured, Your Majesty! Forgive me for your fear. A group of thieves who sprang up in the north, under the leadership of 'Sirius', have committed crimes to this day. Countless! I implore Your Majesty to issue an order to arrest and bring them to justice."

Seeing the old man with white beard kneeling and kowtowing, Gu Xiao really couldn't stand it anymore, so he had to wave his hand to tell him to get up quickly.Such a heartfelt veteran is hard to find even with a lantern, hehe, if Gu Xiao wants to be a good emperor, naturally such a talent is rare.

"Aiqing, I understand, I will take it to heart, how can such a rampant person tolerate it, I will definitely eradicate it, Aiqing, don't worry!" Gu Xiao replied with a nod, as if he was about to stand up and run Just like on the battlefield, the spirit is exciting.

"Back to court" With the shout of Xiao Shunzi, the little eunuch beside him, Gu Xiao successfully finished the morning court this time.

The white-bearded old official looked up to the sky and sighed: "The heavens have finally opened their eyes! Open their eyes!"

"Xiao Shunzi" Gu Xiao called softly, but his eyes were still tightly closed.

"The slave is here, what orders does the emperor have!" The little eunuch who Gu Xiao called Xiao Shunzi bowed respectfully and looked at his master with a light smile.This is a great thing, I really don't know why the emperor fell in love with me after returning to the palace, but when I was in a daze, the emperor pointed at me and said, "Just him!"

In this way, Xiao Shunzi became Gu Xiao's personal eunuch logically. At first, Xiao Shunzi was terrified to death. The rumored emperor was bloodthirsty. He was really afraid that one day the emperor would be unhappy, and his head would not work. Know where to go.

But what I didn't expect is that the emperor is so good, not only will he not punish himself, but the best thing is that he will lead himself to do bad things. This bad thing is naturally a bad thing, and this bad thing is naturally a certain God exchanged the clothes of a certain minister and a certain lady, or stole the general's military order for fun one day, what a joy!

Really happy, I have been a eunuch for so many years, and this is the first time I have met such a lovely emperor.

Wrong, wrong!How can you call His Majesty cute? It's all your own fault!

Seeing Xiao Shunzi slapping himself on the face, Gu Xiao wondered, could it be that Xiao Shunzi had a tendency to abuse himself.

Xiao Shunzi suddenly felt a cloud of yin enveloping him, so he raised his head to look at him, just in time to see Gu Xiao looking at him, "Is there anything you want, Your Majesty?"

Gu Xiao smiled lightly, the plan he had prepared was still under consideration, he was a little afraid that he would not know if it would be successful, but it was a dead horse, let's talk about it after getting out of the circle!

"Xiao Shunzi, I want to take a bath" he said lazily, feeling very helpless!

"Slave, go get ready"

Seeing Xiao Shunzi rushing to prepare bath water, Gu Xiao smiled, a little sadly, he liked Xiao Shunzi very much, at the beginning it was he who insisted on Xiao Hei No. [-] and Xiao Hei No. [-]. My own personal eunuch, but when I said this, Xiao Hei No. [-] fell into a coma immediately, and Xiao Hei No. [-] actually drew his sword and was about to die in love.

Situ Qing'an couldn't stand it anymore, so he stepped forward and pulled Gu Xiao away, explaining that Xiao Hei No. [-] and Xiao Hei No. [-] belonged to the emperor's shadow guards, and they couldn't serve people casually, even if they were serving people It's not about being a close eunuch, that's what a young eunuch did. After persuading him in every possible way, Gu Xiao finally agreed to go to the harem with Situ Qing'an to choose a young eunuch for his future affairs.

It is said that the emperor wants to choose close eunuchs, but now the entire harem is in a hurry, some are afraid, but dare not vent their anger, for fear that they will be knocked off by the emperor, and some dress themselves conspicuously, because the rumor is that the emperor likes masculinity , naturally eunuchs are also allowed, hehe, who wouldn’t want to fly on a branch and become a phoenix

But it was wrong, everyone was wrong, what surprised everyone was that His Majesty the Great Emperor and these people who pretended to be crazy and foolish had no choice, but chose a little eunuch who was the thinnest and most ordinary in the corner. It was Xiao Shunzi. What was even more surprising was that Xiao Shunzi didn't know it at the time because he was in a daze.When he learned that he was selected by the emperor as a close eunuch, he just raised his head and hummed "Oh", then lowered his head, and three seconds later, Xiao Shunzi yelled "Ah" and fell unconscious.

"Master, it's ready." Xiao Shunzi ran back and hurriedly said, it seemed that the bath was ready.

"En" nodded lightly, Gu Xiao got up and walked towards the bathing pool under the leadership of Xiao Shunzi.

Gu Xiao took a deep breath, the huge white jade bath in front of him, which can accommodate several people, is the emperor's exclusive bath!Looking at the pool full of petals, Gu Xiao smiled knowingly.

Taking off the clothes on his body, he jumped in suddenly, and the water splashed all over the place.The so-called no one came out of the bath, and it was rare to see such a beauty in the bath, especially Gu Xiao who jumped in and splashed more water than a national-level diver.

Xiao Shunzi reached out to wipe the splash on his face, and looked helplessly at the master in front of him.

Gu Xiao started to swim in the pool, because the pool itself is big enough to hold several people, let alone he is the only one at this moment, hey!It would be great if only a few of them were there.

With the jump I made just now, Fang Tianya would definitely do the same thing with me. I guess Long Yuqi's words were caused by a few supercilious glances from him, and he turned around and ignored him!

Really missing them, hiding his emotions excessively, Gu Xiao himself felt that he was not like his previous self.

Looking at the room full of spring water, it should be full of bath water. Such a large pool of bath water seems to be a waste.

"Little Shunzi"

"The slave is here." Hearing this, Xiao Shunzi knelt on the ground, waiting for the master's order, not knowing what the master was going to order.

"Come down and wash together"

"what"

Xiao Shunzi was paralyzed to the ground by Gu Xiao's words, to be exact, he was kneeling and crawling on the ground. It was strange, did this Xiao Shunzi have something wrong with his legs and feet, why he was always weak.

"Slaves...slaves dare not"

Seeing Xiao Shunzi's trembling appearance, Gu Xiao was in no mood to waste time with him.

Suddenly he pulled Xiao Shunzi off the edge of the bath, and fell into the water accurately. Seeing that there was another person in the pool of bathing water, Gu Xiao smiled. It is a sin to waste so much water!So it cannot be wasted.

"Your Majesty, you can't!" Xiao Shunzi stretched out his hand to protect his clothes, and looked at his master in fear. Could it be that His Majesty is going to attack him? What a good thing!

The dark-faced Gu Xiao almost wanted to crush Xiao Shunzi to death in the bathtub, and kindly told him to take a bath, why is he so wordy.

Gu Xiao couldn't stand listening anymore, he took off Xiao Shunzi's clothes in twos and twos, seeing Xiao Shunzi who closed his eyes tightly looking like he was about to be slaughtered, he really wanted to laugh, but he couldn't. , so nervous, and I won't kill him, seeing such an exaggerated look makes people feel chilling.

"Wow……"

Gu Xiao retreated violently, forced to fall directly into the water in the bath, fortunately he held onto the edge of the jade and almost drank the bath water in the bath.

Gu Xiao found it in surprise, pointed at Xiao Shunzi's lower body, and shouted: "Xiao Shunzi, you are so miserable! You don't have a penis"

goo~~

Completely overwhelmed by the master's words, Xiao Shunzi lowered his head and didn't breathe, the master would only make fun of himself.

Forced to be thrown into the water by Gu Xiaolei, Xiao Shunzi had no choice but to drink a few mouthfuls of bath water: "Ahem... Your Majesty, don't kill the little one. The little one is a eunuch, and the eunuch is eunuch. Don't you think so? Know?"

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"Could it be that all the people in the palace are eunuchs except the emperor?" Gu Xiao was a little worried, if they were all eunuchs then it would be fine, the emperor alone would be indestructible.

"Then General Situ is also an eunuch? It would be a pity that such a good general is an eunuch."

"Your Majesty, an eunuch is someone who serves the emperor Long En in the palace. People like us are the ones who wear our clothes. How could your lord general be an eunuch!"

Gu Xiao nodded slowly, and then Xiao Shunzi spent an hour explaining to Gu Xiao the dozens of types of men and women in the palace, regardless of maids, guards, big or small, Gu Xiao finally understood the general idea.

Gu Xiao is happy!I am so smart, and I only took an hour to memorize so many titles. It seems that I am really a genius.

Hehe, the next good thing is to see who is the smartest!