Conquer the world

"Fang Ya, what do you want to say?" Looking at Fang Ya seriously, Gu Xiao had a premonition that what Fang Ya would say next must be something he wanted to do after being stimulated. It must be difficult to say, so you must hold back, and you must not laugh out loud.This is for Fang Ya's face.Otherwise, it will be difficult for him to be a man in the future.

"Gu Xiao..." Fang Ya stood directly in front of Gu Xiao and spoke in a soft tone.

Gu Xiao shook his head violently, indicating that he had heard clearly.

Fang Ya pondered for a while, then raised his head slowly, and said to Gu Xiao, "Gu Xiao, have you ever liked anyone?"

I thought I wouldn't be surprised by Fang Ya's sudden words, but I was surprised by Fang Ya's words first, who do you like?Gu Xiao was not sure if Fang Ya was talking to himself?

"Fang Ya, what nonsense are you talking about, do you have a fever?" Some couldn't believe that Fang Ya would say such a thing, Gu Xiao actually stretched out his hand to probe Fang Ya's forehead.

Fang Ya almost rolled his eyes, held his breath, stretched out his hand and pulled Gu Xiao's hand down, and said seriously: "I'm not stimulated, I don't have a fever, I'm asking you if you like someone!"

Gu Xiao shook his head like a rattle, Gu Xiao now understood that Fang Ya's brain must have been stimulated, and the word "like" in his heart couldn't be defined.

"The person I like..." Gu Xiao was thinking about who this person would be, but Fang Ya just stared at Gu Xiao, took a deep breath, and waited for what Gu Xiao would say next.

"There are a lot of people I like!" Fang Ya's eyes widened instantly, and he looked at Gu Xiao in disbelief, unable to speak at all, and stood there stupidly.But Gu Xiao still said his own words: "I like a lot of people, for example, Xiao Hei and the others, and Fang Ya and you. Of course, there is also Long Yuqi, I like you all very much..." @@

After listening to Gu Xiao's words for a long time, Fang Ya came back to his senses, and realized that he was confused. What Gu Xiao said he liked was someone he liked, that is to say, he didn't hate it, but what he wanted to ask was It's the person I really like, to be precise, it can be said whether I love anyone or not.

It's a pity that the speaker has the heart, but the listener has no intention, which is completely wrong.

That had no choice but to sigh, and said seriously: "You went to have fun last night, what did you do?"

"I didn't do anything, didn't I do anything?"

He had already blatantly asked him, but he still didn't answer honestly. Fang Ya had the urge to beat up Gu Xiao severely. At this time, he wanted to lie.

"I want to take a good look at whether you are hiding or not? Did you hide it privately? Tell me

They lost again, this time there is no place to play... by the way, let's just take off naked

I don’t want it, it’s almost gone, you’re still fine, it’s not clear that I’m at a disadvantage, don’t!

Tianyu, you are so big here!I didn't expect yours to be so big, I didn't notice it usually, but now in comparison, mine looks so small! "

He was so stunned that he didn't know what Fang Ya was talking about at all, and he didn't clearly understand what these words meant until Fang Ya finished speaking.

"You were eavesdropping on our conversation last night, you..." Gu Xiao pointed at Fang Ya, and said helplessly, his heart was a little nervous, and his face turned red when he was discovered unexpectedly.

Seeing Gu Xiao's face flushed, Fang Ya couldn't hold back his anger, and cursed in his heart: "When someone finds out that he has done something bad, he still blushes and refuses to admit it."

"Why are you blushing? What's so embarrassing if you just do it? What if you just tell me?" Fang Ya told himself, must hold back, must hold back after finishing what he wanted to say. , Some things happened after all, and they cannot be changed, so we must hold back.

"Okay then, let me tell you what happened!"

Fang Ya gritted his teeth, waiting for Gu Xiao's blow from hell, and his heart ached even before he started talking, which is really hard to accept!

"I'll tell you the truth." Gu Xiao took a deep breath and said slowly.

"I want to see if you are hiding it or not? Did you hide it privately? This is when Tianyu and I were playing dice. I remember that when I threw it down, it was three, but in the end there was only one in the bowl." Now, I'm complaining about whether Tianyu has messed with me privately."

Fang Ya had waited three thousand times patiently for the painful blow that Gu Xiao's words would bring, but who knew that what he heard was such more shocking words.

"You said you were playing a game of throwing a sieve?" Looking at Gu Xiao in disbelief, his whole face gradually turned into depression.

"Yeah, is there anything we can do?"

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"Then how do you explain that we just stripped off?" Fang Ya suddenly thought of even more annoying words, he lost again, this time there is no place to play... By the way, we just stripped off. @@

"Oh this! Let's throw a sieve, it's bigger than the smaller one, naturally there is a winner or loser, the loser has to take off his clothes!" Gu Xiao said with a light smile, God knows that he didn't take off any of his clothes, but Tianyu's The clothes were taken off and put on, put on and taken off again, and almost even took off the pants.It's so funny!Recalling Tianyu's actions at that time, people can't help but want to laugh out loud.

"What's wrong with you?" Suddenly seeing Fang Ya's darkened face, Gu Xiao asked worriedly, could it be that Fang Ya was stimulated again?

"Then what's the meaning of this sentence? 'Tianyu, why are you so hairy here?'" Gu Xiao was completely confused.

"You said this. If you said this, I would feel embarrassed." Gu Xiao actually lowered his head when he heard this, feeling embarrassed.

Seeing Gu Xiao bowed his head in embarrassment, Fang Ya sighed inwardly, something still happened.Otherwise he won't be embarrassed.But who knew Gu Xiao's next words completely shocked Fang Ya deeply.

"I'm depressed. That bastard Tianyu has so much hair growing under his armpits. I'm too embarrassed to look at him. He's too embarrassed to say that he's a man. I'm so angry that I can't go anywhere!"

"You...you...you..." Looking at Gu Xiao, he had the urge to vomit blood. For some reason, he always felt that this kid should be taught a good lesson, but why he couldn't help but forgive him.

For a long time, I misunderstood, I thought they were, I thought the two of them were having sex on the bed...

But the most serious thing is the last shocking statement, "Tianyu Mini is so big here! I didn't expect yours to be so big, and I didn't usually notice it. Now in comparison, mine looks so small! Gu Xiao , don’t tell me you’re a woman, or that bastard Tianyu is a woman?” Fang Ya took a deep breath, this sentence couldn’t be answered by Gu Xiao, he was looking at comparing the two breasts, right?

Before he took three breaths, Fang Ya felt an urge to stop being a man in his next life and forget about being a woman. Why are you so good? That's right, Fang Ya finally admitted that he was very good.

Because Gu Xiao answered Fang Ya's words straightforwardly this time: "Tianyu said that I don't look like a man, because I'm not as big as him here, so she laughed at me!" After speaking directly, Gu Xiao pointed at his Adam's apple.

Men have an Adam's apple, but the size of the Adam's apple will vary depending on the degree of development. Unfortunately, it is a pity that someone has mistaken the place and position again.

Fang Ya suddenly fell to the ground, Gu Xiao hurriedly stepped forward to help Fang Ya up, looking at Fang Ya's blank gaze, Gu Xiao was apologetic in his heart, and said embarrassedly.

"Gu Xiao, did you do all these messy things last night?" Fang Ya was almost out of breath, he didn't expect that he would be knocked out by someone in the end, he was really helpless!What's more, I am ashamed of my own ingenuity.

"Yeah, fortunately, Tianyu didn't beat me, and I won in the end. We made an appointment to play together after the martial arts conference. Then we will fight for another [-] rounds. I don't believe that Tianyu can lose more than me." Bigger."

Gu Xiao spoke excitedly, but the listener Fang Ya was distracted, this is the way of the world!

"I see, I understand too; Gu Xiao, do you know now? There is one more person who needs you to explain, you should go and explain to Long Yuqi first, or it will cause more trouble."@@

Gu Xiao came back to his senses, looked at Fang Ya, and seemed to think of something: "That's right, I forgot about Long Yuqi, I'll go find him now."

After regaining his senses, Gu Xiao immediately turned his head and retreated in the direction he just came from. Long Yuqi must be there on the other side of the intersection just now.

Looking at Gu Xiao going away, Fang Ya smiled lightly and shook his head: "It seems that we are worrying too much, the Lord doesn't know your heart and mine at all, is it Long Yuqi?"

Immediately following Gu Xiao's footsteps, he must go and see someone's exaggerated expression after hearing Gu Xiao's astonished question.

Gu Xiao trotted all the way, and saw Long Yuqi directly under a peony tree in the backyard. Suddenly, a sentence reflected in Gu Xiao's mind: "Death under the peony flower, even being a ghost is romantic." Could it be that Long Yuqi wants to seek death?Never!You still have more tasks to do ^^ 囵墵.

He rushed forward fiercely, hugged Long Yuqi's waist, and said loudly: "Long Yuqi, don't let yourself get lost, no matter what those four fat women did to you, you have to protect me well Come on, you can't have anything to do."

Long Yuqi looked at Gu Xiao who was embracing him suspiciously, and his entire expression became as stiff as a telegraph pole.

Gu Xiao continued: "Long Yuqi, listen to me, if you hear us taking off our clothes, it's because we are playing a game of throwing a sieve, whoever loses will take off their clothes, and I said Tianyu has a lot of hair The thing is that people have a lot of hair under their armpits, and the big one is Tianyu's Adam's apple, so no matter what, you just can't die!"

In order to make his own words more realistic, Gu Xiao sat on the ground directly, cried and said to Long Yuqi, not forgetting to reach out and hug his thigh.Howl like ghosts and wolves.