The reborn dad is hard to be

Life is like a glass of boiled water, if you drink too little you won't die, if you drink too much you won't get diabetes. ——Li Zifeiyi, about "Dad" and "Mom"

One day in the future, the three little ghosts of the Li family got together to discuss a very serious issue.

Li Tiansheng: What do you think we should call Uncle Qi?

Li Tianci: Well... If you judge according to common sense, the one on the top is the father, and the one on the bottom is the mother.

Li Tianruo: ...Qi (riding) father...

Li Tiansheng, Li Tianci: ...

Li Tianci: Forget it, let's call him Uncle Qi.

Li Tiansheng: That's right, otherwise Dad would never even think about turning over in his life.

Second, about "up and down"

The two were watching TV in front of the sofa one day.

Qi Minghao: Why have you been down there recently?

Li Zifei: Is it bad to let you be on top?

Qi Minghao: Uh... that's good, but...

Li Zifei: But what?

Qi Minghao: But there is no one who has a good sofa and insists on sitting on the floor!

The three lying on the crack of the door shook their heads in disappointment, why are they talking about the sofa!

[-]. About "Sex Education"

One day, Father Li, who had just finished watching an episode of a TV series, suddenly rushed in front of his sons.

Li Zifei: Godsend, why have you never asked me, how did you come here?

Li Tianci glanced at Li Zifei disdainfully: I don't ask you because I know.

Li Zifei 囧...

Li Zifei: Tiansheng, do you know how you got here?

Li Tiansheng was puzzled: Didn't you just drive me back, why did you forget it now?Dad, are you suffering from Alzheimer's disease?

Li Zifei flipped the table!

Li Zifei: If the sky...

Li Tianruo looked at Father Li with a smile, and then handed him a book: Dad, if you don't know, just read this "One Hundred Questions about Gynecology"!

Li Zifei was messed up in the wind...

[-]. Still about "sex education"

Early one morning, Li Zifei, who was sleeping, suddenly heard Li Tiansheng yell, and hurriedly put on his pajamas and ran over.

Li Zifei: Tiansheng, what's wrong?

Li Tiansheng: Dad!I am an adult!

When Li Zifei saw it, it turned out that the young man had a wet dream.

Li Zifei: Hehe, Tiansheng has grown up too, don't be afraid when encountering such things, this is the sign of becoming a man...

Li Tiansheng turned around his head a few times with his underwear, and shouted excitedly: I can finally OOXX in a legitimate way!

Li Zifei was dumbfounded...

[-]. About the "other half"

On a certain annual vacation in the future, Li Zifei looked at the three children and their significant other with a headache.

Li Zifei: Boss, I always thought you and Liang Dong were ordinary friends.

Li Tianci: Dad, I always thought you and Uncle Qi were ordinary colleagues.

Li Zifei was dying, and kicked Qi Minghao from below.

Li Zifei frowned: Second child, I remember you brought a girl last year, why did you become a boy this year?

Li Tiansheng: Dad, there is a popular saying now that it is the same whether it is a man or a woman!

Li Zifei covered his face, who taught this!Next kicked Qi Minghao again.

Li Zifei rubbed his temples: Third, you are looking for... a girlfriend, right?

Li Tianruo: Dad, I lack maternal love.

Li Zifei was dripping with sweat, luckily he was only looking for Sister Yu!Can't help kicking Qi Minghao again.

Qi Minghao wailed in his heart, don't you come here every year, okay?