I only like you as a paper man

"I think Chacha looks like a Lily girl." Nairhuang said this abruptly.

"What is Lily Girl?" Zhong Yuan Zhong also activated his skills: Ask if you don't understand.

"It's lesbians." Milk Cream explained, "Mr. Chuya, you have to know that as long as there is love, gender is not a problem."

"Then if suddenly one day a female version of me ran out, wouldn't you also run away with me!?"

"..."

Cream froze for a moment.

She mentally imagined the appearance of Nakahara Nakaya: she must be a little girl with orange double ponytails no longer than 1.5 meters, the kind who talks very irritable-but unexpectedly a good person.

"...Hey, hey hey...!" Thinking of this, Nai Shuang couldn't help but giggled.

Girl, isn't she sweet! ! !

"What's your reaction!?" Zhongya Zhongya panicked. Could it be that the most expensive man among Zhongya Zhongya, a gangster cadre in Hong Kong, and a literary hero and little wild dog can't compare to a girl! ? (no sexist intent here)

"I, this is a normal reaction!" Nai Frost is different from you. Anyway, Nakahara Chuya Girl Ver didn't wear it, so of course life (?) is more important now, "And I will definitely choose Mr. Ya. !"

"So, where is your truth?" Gogol interrupted the topic before Zhongyuan Zhongye responded to Nai Frost. He did not know where to find a microphone for posing and held it in front of Nai Frost.

"Of course sister Zhongye is better!!!" Nai Shuang was immediately taken away by Gogol's rhythm. Once you know this, you will definitely want to award Gogol the "Most Strong Rhythm Master" .

"Why does Chacha call Sister Tuo but you call Sister Zhongye!?" Zhongyuan Zhongye grasped the point at once, where is his majesty? ? ! ? ! ?

……nonexistent.

"Oh, Chuya." Osamu Dazai was not to be outdone, how could he be missing from the persecution of Chuya in the Central Plains?

"Don't you know it by taking a look at the glass of the cabinet next to it?"

Isn't that right?

Cream is half a head taller than him.

Chuya Nakahara: ………………… Farewell.jpg

……

You are still holding hands with Sister Tosi.

Although women in other countries seem to keep their distance no matter how good the relationship is, women in China who have a good relationship often do some things that lovers do between each other unconsciously—such as holding hands and hugging.

And everyone thinks it's normal.

in contrast.

There will be no holding hands between you and Dostoevsky.

Might do it once in a while...and that's only when I'm at home and nobody's bothering me.

Holding hands in the street?

nonexistent.

Whenever you picture walking down the street with Fyodor holding hands, you get a chill.

It's also horrible.

……

In fact, you thought that the three-person date would be a Shura field.

Although you also know that this is not suitable for Dostoevsky at all, and it looks very European at first glance, but your imagination does not hinder others, so what is wrong?

Ah.

However, the fault is yours.

You feel like you're a light bulb.

Even though you are standing among them and you are arm in arm with Sister Tosi, you can't get in a word.

… After all, they had a lively conversation about philosophical topics.

It's not like you don't understand philosophy at all - you even read philosophy-related books once in a while.But you are an amateur learner after all, it might be okay if you communicate one-on-one, but maybe because both of them are "Dostoevsky", the topic progressed too fast.

Perhaps only Dazai Osamu can keep up with their topics.

And Osamu Dazai doesn't necessarily want to talk to them.

You are autistic.

You must study hard when you make up your mind to go home.

When you pass by a restaurant, you finally can't help it!

You interrupt the conversation: "Let's go to lunch!"

"I have no opinion."

"Me too."

After all, it is your treat, so of course they have no objection.

By the way, they didn't mean to cheat, they just reasoned from your personality that you would rush to pay the bill.

Although Sister Tosi didn't have any money, it didn't affect this fact.

"Hello, are you three?" As soon as he entered the restaurant, the waiter warmly greeted him.

"Yes yes." You nodded.

The waiter looked at you, then at Tuo Si and sister Tuo, suddenly realized, and said to you——

"Little friend, are you out for dinner with your parents?"

……………………?

that moment.

You are flustered by the wind.

Even Dostoevsky didn't know what expression to put on for a while.

Only Sister Tuo still kept smiling.

As for the group of people who followed you, they didn't bother to hold back at all, and they turned their backs on their backs with a smile.

Absolutely, so tm absolutely.

"Which one of them is green?"

"Don't ask me how I know."

"Is this incest?"

They discussed each other with each other.

"Did you think about Chacha when you said that!!!" The only person present who was thinking about you was Nakahara Chuya, and those who are not short will not feel the pain of a little dwarf!

Ah no, of course he wasn't saying he was a dwarf!

The waiter was also taken aback.

Because he didn't know what he said wrong.

You see—

A tall male and a matching female, they are definitely a couple.

Although the girl in the middle has curly hair, she looks as tall as a primary school student and has a baby face.

Isn't this a family of three?

...Could it still be the abduction and trafficking of young girls?

The author has something to say:

Chacha: ………… You all get out of here! ! ! ! ! ! (.

(Why do I write shorter and shorter, I reflect on

PS. If the pre-payment of the second part is high, a pit will be opened! QAQ, everyone, tap and bookmark and I will drive fast!