It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

When Ya Huiquan first heard Wo Xiu mention that he wanted to "do the math", he just took it as a casual flirting, a flirt that came out of his mouth in response to the preface and the current situation, and it was not the same as Wo Xiu's usual flirting. Jokes are no different.

After all, who would really be at this kind of moment—they still maintained the previous entangled posture, their breathing blended together in a random way, there was a faint smell of blood in the cracks between his lips, and there was still a delicate smell on his lips after being bitten. Feeling and a layer of indistinct water light, and Wo Xiu's tail is wrapped around his wrist hanging by his side, the tip of the flexible tail flutters once and for all, sweeping his tiger's mouth to the line of the palm, and occasionally moving to the palm In the middle of the palm, the dense fluff rubbed lightly on the palm, as if flirting with each other.

—Who would really talk about business at such a moment?

As a result, Wo Xiu said with action: I will.

Ya Huiquan had no emotional experience in the past, and it can be seen from his lonely circle of friends that he spent adolescence alone, at that age, which is logically said to be the most restless age both physically and psychologically. , as a person who has no interest in the so-called "tasting green fruits", he is naturally more lazy to inquire about other people's emotional history, and never participates in those eager discussions that take place in the "late night file", so it is more logical, The young master himself has no experience. Because he is too proud, he doesn't even bother to listen to the experience that ordinary people will encounter when they talk about relationships. He didn't even accumulate any "auditing experience", which perfectly kept the experience bank of this party blank.

So much so that when Wo Xiu still clasped his hand, the ambiguous atmosphere still existed, but the other party talked about something that had nothing to do with "continuing the ambiguity". Thinking: "Wait, do ordinary people have this step when they talk about relationships?"

Other people will also be in this kind of... relatively unspeakable situation, suddenly change the subject, just like the one who gnawed on each other's lips just now is possessed by someone else, and start talking serious things with the mouth that still has the imprint, as if from Did the late-night field seamlessly switch to the late-night overtime work field?

There is no way to answer Yahuiquan's confusion, and there is no one for him to ask at this stall.

But soon he didn't have time to worry about so much.

Wo Xiu and he are serious about calculating the emotional ratio in the past, but they will not explain everything in too much detail. Many places are brought over lightly, and Ya Huiquan can see this person's experience from the rough words corner.

With this corner alone, he was pulled into Wo Xiu's ups and downs in his life.

When Wo Xiu moved slightly, their knees collided, Ya Huiquan came back to his senses, and he found that the hand on his side was holding the tail.

He seemed to have accumulated a lot of temper, and before he had time to let it out, someone did not play the cards according to the routine, and turned against the general with a sudden and frank intention, before he followed his "intention" to find out what, he was caught by this He was already caught off guard, but the man still managed to make another move, and immediately cut open his own heart and thoughts, and presented them in front of him in detail, to make sure that he could see clearly, and there was no misreading or misreading. probability.

He had never encountered such an offensive.

General Ya has the ability to sit in a huge core fortress and deploy defenses for the three star regions under the control of Glorious Wings and all routes to and from it.

But before Wo Xiu's "blunt exposure" and "dissection of himself", he had no way to deal with it.

Before the fire even started, he lost his temper.

The tail held in the hand is still disheveled, like a knotted whip fixed at both ends, the tip of the tail is controlled by Ya Huiquan, and the strong and powerful tail is shaken once and for all. The trousers slipped up Yahuiquan's legs.

"I don't remember when I just followed you home." Wo Xiu said softly, time ran back and forth in his words for a long time, and finally ran back to the present.

Ya Huiquan looked into Wo Xiu's eyes: "Yes."

"I didn't mean to deceive you either."

Yahuiquan looked up and saw Wo Xiu's ears turning back and forth... It seemed out of proportion to their owner's calm expression, so he remained suspicious for a while, looking more at the pair of ears with the same hair. Huhu glanced over his ears several times.

He frankly admitted that he might not be so angry anymore. For Yahuiquan, it was as difficult as "telling the truth", and after thinking about it carefully, he still felt that it was wrong. At the beginning of this whole question, didn't he take the initiative in talking? Quan, is he the one who has a greater chance of winning?Why did he aggressively ask and answer others, he questioned Wo Xiu layer by layer, and at the end of the round, the situation turned upside down, as if he had turned himself into the passive side of the questioning.

Ya Huiquan felt that this matter was even more unthinkable than "talking about serious things in an ambiguous moment". After thinking about it, he had to come up with the old reason, thinking that Wo Xiu was indeed poisonous.

The anger was completely wiped out by the combo technique of first straight ball and then heart-cutting. Wo Xiu used the ears and tail with great proficiency, which can be called some kind of coquettish weapon in the new era.

Ya Huiquan couldn't say "I'm not angry", and he didn't want to say "it's okay". He felt that either of these two sentences showed that he had a too good temper, which violated his daily image.

Wo Xiu's ears trembled again, and the frequency of tail wagging began to decrease——

"..." Ya Huiquan finally couldn't hold back anymore, he gave a "tsk" impatiently, and the hand holding Wo Xiu's tail didn't let go, but the wrist that Wo Xiu had held for a long time made a skillful move. He quickly took his hand away from Wo Xiu, and stretched out his freed hand to the top of Wo Xiu's head, and rubbed the round ears standing on the top of the other's head unceremoniously, "Why are you talking so much nonsense?"

He held Wo Xiu's tail with one hand, and pressed the other's ear with the other. Wo Xiu was restrained in two places. He seemed a little stunned by his sudden attack, and looked at him unresponsively.

Yahuiquan saw the right moment. He cleverly used his leg and one elbow to push Wo Xiu away from his face, and forced him to take a few steps back.

Wo Xiu felt his calf touched something low. After being stunned, he relaxed along the force exerted by Yahuiquan, and let himself fall backwards. The elegant relief ceiling of the living room appeared in front of him in an instant, and the back of his head sank on the ground. A piece of warm softness.

Ya Huiquan pressed him on the long sofa in the living room.

Probably because he was afraid that he would kowtow when he fell down, the hand that was rubbing the big cat's ear moved down and placed a cushion on the back of Wo Xiu's head.

"I've waited long enough for you to finish speaking." Ya Huiquan changed the posture of the two of them, and put his arm next to Wo Xiu's head, "Are you going to have a long talk with me all night, like writing an oral confession? Tomorrow morning?"

Wo Xiu blinked his eyes: "You asked me to wait first, and then you agreed to ask me to answer. Let's have a good showdown tonight and talk about many things?"

"Yes." Yahuiquan admitted, and he didn't blush because of his capriciousness. He took out the hand that was resting on the headrest, and twirled Woxiu's hair with his fingers along the way, "but I didn't ask a question just now. Your time limit for answering on your own is exceeded."

Wo Xiu can see that Yahuiquan's state is delicate at the moment, and he knows better that the person in front of him is easy to think sideways, and he often goes in the direction of the three vulgarities.

Combined with the premise of their kiss just now, it is not difficult for Wo Xiu to guess - Ya Huiquan thinks there should be more to that kiss.

That's why General Ya emphasized that he was waiting.

Wo Xiu, who figured out the cause and effect, smiled: "Then do you want to deduct points for me, Instructor Ya?"

He changed his address, and tilted his head slightly towards the side where Yahuiquan's hand was.

"Or give me a chance to make up for my mistakes?" he said again.

Ya Huiquan looked down at him: "How do you want to make love?"

Wo Xiu said, "How about continuing what you just did?"

Yahuiquan, with the light behind him, bent down.

With a very unskilled attitude and a very eager to break the game, Ya Huiquan took the lead in catching Wo Xiu's lips and kissed him instinctively.

Wo Xiu suspected that if he hadn't dodged quickly enough and made an emergency fine-tuning of the angle, General Ya's first kiss in his life would have caused a nosebleed disaster between the two of them.

But of course, this rare and proactive behavior of mensao must be strongly encouraged.

"It's so good." Wo Xiu said while carefully guiding people to breathe. His light iris color is extremely dominant at this moment, and it can easily look bright in the eyes of those who are looking at him. "This time also because Do you look pitiful at me?"

"No." Ya Huiquan brushed the end of Wo Xiu's eyes with his fingertips, and he said, "You look cute."

This sentence Wo Xiu used to tease Yahuiquan in the battlefield of the administrative center was returned by Yahuiquan.

He seemed to have never said such a thing to anyone, and after Ya Huiquan said this, a fire suddenly burst out in his heart.

It's not angry, it's not annoyed, it's just as hot, with incredible heat and restlessness, but it's not so hot that it hurts anyone.

The fire burned from under the skin to the skin in an instant, making the perennially cold and white skin almost turn red. He heard Wo Xiu laughing. It was the same on the wall, Wo Xiu somehow clasped the five fingers of Ya Huiquan's left hand, intertwined with his fingers, and pressed the palms together, Wo Xiu said: "Your body temperature is almost as high as that of a cat, you said it will Put a fire alarm next to the two of us, will it judge that there is a local anomalous rapid temperature rise here, and sprinkle water on us?"

Yahuiquan was about to tell you what nonsense you were talking about. If their body temperature really reached the point where the fire alarm system could be activated, then the two of them would probably be burned to death. These would be two pieces of coal clinging to each other in the raging fire.

The floor-to-ceiling windows of the living room slammed suddenly, as if cold air from the outside entered the thermostatic chamber.

Yahuiquan was interrupted by the abnormal noise, and he turned his head with Wo Xiu with the displeasure of being disturbed, and saw a garden irrigation gun poking in from the corner of the open window——

And started to shower them with water!

Yahuiquan: "..."

Wo Xiu: "..."

Due to their posture, the two people on the sofa couldn't dodge at all. They were frantically sprayed with water by the extremely powerful and accurate irrigation gun. In an instant, their bodies and minds felt what it means to be "cool through the heart, and the heart is flying".

Yahuiquan was almost blinded by the water, his eyelashes were covered with drops of water, Wo Xiu was astonished, how could he just casually talk nonsense, and he could really attract watering treatment, at the same time, Wo Xiu hurriedly propped himself up At one o'clock, he stuffed Yahuiquan sideways into the sofa, blocked himself from the outside, and stretched out his hand to help someone brush away the wet hair sticking to his forehead and temples, and wiped his eyes.

Ya Huiquan closed his eyes and asked Wo Xiu to wipe it. He recovered from the shock and was furious immediately: "Bai! Li!"

Besides the electronic housekeeper, who else would launch such a surprise attack in this home?

"Didn't Baili be silenced by you?" Wo Xiu brushed his wet hair back with his hands casually, feeling that his understanding of Baili had improved again.

"I muted him, and blocked him in the living room." Yahuiquan took a deep breath, feeling that the whole thing had lowered the ambiguous and scorching fire... But he didn't say anything to Wo Xiu The anger he sent out came and went, making him want to go out of the window and fight Baili in the first "human-machine battle" in the history of the Star Alliance.

"But I didn't restrict his 'emergency action system'." The master who found his negligence said tiredly.

Baili is undoubtedly an artificial intelligence that loves the family, and it is also his responsibility to maintain the happiness of the family. When he was banned and blocked by his master, the young master was alone in the room with a suspicious man, and the other master disappeared. The master stayed outside on purpose, and the young master wanted to use this time to meet others privately. In the electronic housekeeper's database, this was a "3S" family crisis event, which caused his alarm system to light up red.

Harmonious families are in great trouble, how can the electronic housekeeper sit still?Baili, who was blocked by the mute, was indomitable. He calculated carefully and found that although he was ruthlessly banned by the young master, he still had the emergency operation system available; Here, he still found an opportunity to remotely observe the situation in the living room.

Thanks to the large floor-to-ceiling windows in the living room, Baili quietly attached to a garden irrigation gun, probed into the bushes like a groundhog again, stretched his steel neck, and used the high-powered probe on the irrigation gun to "see" for a while Anomalies in the living room.

【warn!warn!A dangerous situation that is extremely unfavorable to marriage harmony has been detected in the living room——]

[Capturing the evidence of the young master's derailment, the data is automatically uploaded to the system for analysis——]

[Confirm the analysis and start urgent action! 】

Just like that, Baili held up the irrigation gun arrogantly and arrogantly.

The electronic butler not only interrupted the ongoing "infidelity" process in the living room by spitting water, he couldn't speak, but also cast a light curtain on the nearest wall, "warning" his master and this person who destroyed other people's families Mister——【shameful cheating! ! ! 】

Baili used three exclamation points very rigorously.

However, unfortunately, after reading this deafening accusation, his master looked indifferent and took a rather obvious deep breath. The meaning of "you are an artificial mentally retarded" was conveyed from the corners of his eyes and brows. Not only did he not reflect on himself, but he also There is a tendency to trouble the artificial intelligence who is enthusiastic about maintaining the family.

The gentleman who ruined other people's families didn't feel ashamed after reading it - he didn't even take his hands off Yahuiquan.

Mr. "Lover" only had a look of ridicule, then turned his head and said to the master: "The time limit for the stabilizer seems to have expired."

How could there be such a shameless lover!The artificial intelligence was amazed.

When Baili was going to continue to "rage at the adulterer", something even more astonishing happened.

The "lover" shrank on the spot, and his clothes suddenly loosened up, turning into a wet pile.

Then, out of the pile of wet clothes, Li Dandan, who was also wet, with his beard drooped by the water and the hair on his cheeks drooping, emerged.

Li Dandan passively put on a little tiger face, and he greeted Baili: "Meow?"

surprise?

Baili was silent.

Baili slowly lowered the irrigation gun.

The light on the wall flickered, and the electronic butler, who was unable to speak, changed the words "Projection".

He said in words: [Wow, oh. 】